Pirates: This navy has a bit of conscience, but not much

Chapter 305 Fat Smash? [I'm almost 90 kilograms? ? ? 】

Hu~hu~
Hearing the whistling wind in her ears, Jessica pursed her lips, and began to beat a small drum in her heart.

This lantern fish is really big, after such a long time, I still haven't landed in its stomach.

Just when Jessica was thinking silently in her head whether she was about to be turned into juice by gastric juice, suddenly the warship trembled violently.

boom!
Sitting on the deck, Jessica, who was tightly hugging the railing with both hands and feet, was suddenly taken from the deck to mid-air by the bumpy hull of the warship, and then sat heavily on the deck again.

boom!
There was a dull sound, and Jessica grinned while touching her sore buttocks, and said to herself.

"Why does my old lady have to suffer this crime before she dies?"

"Can't you let me die more happily?"

"Miss Jessica!"

At this moment, Jessica suddenly heard a call from a sea soldier.

"Sister Jessica, we are safe now, you can open your eyes."

Ok?
Hearing the tone of the sailor next to her, it didn't seem like she was lying to herself. Jessica opened her closed eyes slightly.

Blue sky, white clouds and sea. No lantern fish.
boom!
Jessica let go of her hands, and fell backwards on the deck, panting heavily.

it feels so good to be alive
"Miss Jessica!"

A sailor quickly walked up to Jessica. He bowed his head and glanced at Jessica, who was slumped on the deck, and saluted.

"Sister Jessica, we have just re-applied for the escort warship to the headquarters, and now our mission on this warship has to be put on hold for a while."

"Ok?"

Seeing the puzzled expression on Jessica's face, the sailor looked around the vast sea and continued.

"We're going to find Colonel Asuka now."

Asuka? ?
After Jessica's eyes were confused for a moment, she suddenly remembered that the guy patted her head not long ago, as if talking to herself.

【Those lovely subordinates, please leave to me for the time being】

Recalling what the flying bird said, Jessica stood up from the deck, looked up at the sailor in front of her, and said in a slightly hurried tone.

"Where is your colonel at this time?"

"this."

The sailor rubbed his chin, looked at the sea in the distance, and said with some uncertainty.

"Maybe, maybe, probably...in the belly of that lantern fish."

Hearing that Asuka was still in the fish's belly, Jessica's face suddenly became serious. She put her hands on her hips, looked at the sailor in front of her with her big belly, and reprimanded her.

"What do you bastards think of me?
How dare you call me the warship of the headquarters and let me change to a warship? ? ?

Today, even if I, Jessica, die on this warship, I will not transfer to another warship.

You call the headquarters now to cancel the warship you just applied for, and I will go find Colonel Asuka with you. "

Saying that, Jessica stretched her hands behind her back, rubbed her buttocks, and asked.

"Why didn't your colonel come out?

Where is that fish now? "

Of course the bird is in the fish's belly, and the lantern fish is in the sea right now.

The moment the warship was thrown out, Asuka was also brought into the lantern fish's throat by the strong reverse force.

boom!
Looking at the big closed mouth, the corners of Asuka's mouth twitched slightly, hoping that the group of guys would not encounter any powerful pirates during their disappearance.

Thinking of this, Asuka relaxed his body and began to fall freely.

As if drifting, he entered the esophagus from the throat of the giant lantern fish, and finally slid to the stomach.

The lantern light of the giant lantern fish is very strong, and the strong light can penetrate the body and irradiate the stomach. Therefore, what the bird sees after falling down is not darkness.

Glancing at the huge blue light source above his head, Asuka inserted the autumn water back into his waist and walked to the island on moon steps.

The lantern fish has three huge stomachs, each with many islands, and what flows between the islands is naturally these highly corrosive gastric juices.

The moon step is really a good thing.

If there is no means of flying, it will be difficult to come in and go out.

Seeing the stomach acid slapping on the shore like sea water, Asuka let go of his knowledge and arrogance, and began to sense the breath of life on the island.

The island is quite large, but apart from dinosaurs, there are no other life forms.

[I remember that there is a fat scientist here? 】

boom! boom! boom!
While Asuka was searching for Fatty, his feet suddenly felt the ground start to tremble slightly.

Sensing a big guy running towards him behind him, Asuka turned around and kicked.

Lan feet!

A blue slashing wave quickly detached from Asuka's right leg and flew towards the rear at extreme speed.

laugh!
Looking at the dinosaur that was cut from the middle, Asuka shook his head slightly.

Dinosaur meat doesn't look very tasty.

Thinking of this, Asuka took out the phone bug from his pocket and dialed a number skillfully.

Boo, boo, boo.
Pacha
Seeing that the call was connected, he put the phone bug on his shoulder, put one hand in his pocket, picked up the receiver with the other hand, and said softly.

"Moxie, Moxie."

"Hmm~"

Listening to the lazy voice coming from the mouth of the phone bug, Asuka looked up at the huge stomach of the lantern fish and said helplessly.

"Smoogey, what time is it?"

"Ha~"

Smoothie yawned, opened his eyes and glanced at the rising sun outside, then closed his eyes again because the sun was too dazzling, and put the quilt on his head by the way.

"Asuka, shouldn't you be on a mission now?"

Hearing Smoothie's vague voice, Asuka scratched his ears and sighed.

"I was swallowed by a lantern fish just now, and now I am in the stomach of this lantern fish."

Oh open!

Hearing that the man was eaten by a fish, Smoothie regained energy instantly, and sat up directly from the bed. She scanned the bed back and forth, looking for the phone bug who was still talking just now.

After she found the phone bug, Smoothie picked up the receiver and smiled softly.

"Are you afraid?
I won’t come if I don’t come on my birthday, it’s like who forced you.

Now even the stupid excuse of [being swallowed by a fish] can be used to perfuse me."

Roar!
Before she could finish speaking, Smoothie heard an animal roar coming from the phone bug's mouth.

Listening to this roar, it was a little strange.

But presumably it should be a land animal.

Land.
Thinking of this, Smoothie stroked back the long hair scattered on his chest, and continued.

"Asuka, the sounds of animals around you sound like land creatures."

"Oh, that lanternfish swallowed an island, and this animal belongs to the island."

"whispering sound!"

Smoothie cut it disdainfully, she has never heard of a lantern fish that can swallow an island.

Just when Smoothie was about to say something, she heard the sound of a bird coming from the mouth of the phone bug again.

"Smoogey, do you want to send you a litter of dinosaurs?"

"do not want!"

Smoothie stretched a lot, and said while getting dressed.

"Did you forget that I don't like meat?"

"It's not for you to eat, it's a litter of small dinosaurs, I think it can be raised"

Hearing this, Smoothie's head tilted slightly, and he began to fantasize about raising a little dinosaur in his mind.

[After raising the little dinosaur with black tea and cake, the juice squeezed out. Could it be the taste of black tea? ? 】

[Why don't you raise one and see, it is said that the little dinosaur also has a lot of oil and water on it. 】

"Smooge, are you thinking of something strange again??"

Looking down at the phone bug on his thigh, Smoothie wiped the saliva from the corner of his mouth when he slept last night, and said softly.

"Is dinosaur meat delicious??"

"I haven't eaten it either, but I just dissected one and found that they have a lot of muscle.

It should be very clumsy! "

After hearing Asuka say "Sai Ya", Smoothie lost interest in dinosaurs in an instant.

but
My sisters seem to be having their birthdays soon
Thinking of this, Smoothie reached for the wallet pressed under the pillow, and after counting the Baileys inside, she picked up the microphone and said softly.

"Brin and the others are about to have their birthdays, so let this be a birthday present from my elder sister, anyway, before they are of age, their mother will not allow them to go out.

And they have never seen an extinct species like [living dinosaur]. "

"And me, this birthday present is also half of me."

"understood."

As he said that, Smoothie rolled his eyes at the phone bug on his lap, and he couldn't mention him in front of his sister.
Just when Smoothie finished getting dressed and was about to get out of bed, she saw an air door the size of a forearm suddenly appeared in the air in front of her.

then
Roar!
A baby dinosaur was thrown out of the air door.

Roar!
Two
Roar!
three
"Enough~"

Looking at the little dinosaurs running around the room, Smoothie's face was a little dark.

And with the same dark face, there was Asuka.

Asuka kicked the hung up phone bug into his pocket, then he reached out and picked up the dinosaur with many patches on its body in front of him from the ground.

"Woo~woo~woo~"

"In Mr. Lantern's stomach, after 200 years, is there finally a living person?"

As he said that, the dinosaur took the initiative to lift off the hood on his head, revealing the big fat face inside.

Asuka looked at the big fat face inside the dinosaur doll, and said subconsciously.

"Fat smash!"

"You are really rude."

"what!"

As soon as he finished speaking, he saw the uniform that existed in his long memory on the opposite person, and immediately exclaimed.

"navy??"

Seeing that the other party can recognize the uniform on his body, Asuka is not surprised. After all, the navy uniform has been this way since the establishment of the World Government.

At most, it is a change in the details.

"Navy, how did you get in here!"

Just as Asuka reached into the air door and was groping for something inside, he saw the man on the opposite side looking at him with a complicated expression.

found it!
Afterwards, Asuka took out two bottles of wine that had been chilled in Xia Li's refrigerator from the air door, threw a bottle to the other party, and motioned to him.

boom!
After corking the bottle, Asuka raised the wine bottle in his hand and said.

"I was on a mission at sea and got swallowed by a lanternfish."

"what!"

Looking down at the bottle of wine that was still steaming in his hand, the fat man also sat cross-legged opposite Asuka, murmuring to himself while drinking.

"My experience is similar to yours.

200 years ago, the island where I lived was swallowed whole by Mr. Lantern.

Fortunately, I survived without being digested by gastric juice.

And I don’t know why there are so many dinosaurs here, and I can’t escape, so I can only survive by pretending to be a dinosaur.

Except for meat every day, it’s just meat. I don’t eat any vegetables at all.”

"Well, you are really miserable."

As he said that, Asuka passed the cake in his hand and asked.

"Fatty, when I first came to the island, I swept across the entire island with arrogance, and I didn't find any human breath at all, including yours.
How did you hide your breath? ?
Although I scanned it roughly, it's not that even people can't find it. "

After finishing speaking, Asuka gurgled and drank while waiting for the guy on the opposite side to clarify his doubts.

He is indeed very interested in the matter of being able to block knowledge and color perception.

"suffer?"

"Domineering?"

As Mischina Assier kept chanting two words, his dusty memory was gradually unraveled by himself.

Soon, he understood what these two words meant.

After taking a deep look at Asuka, Mischina Assier straightened his worn-out collar, raised his eyebrows at Asuka, and said with a sunny face.

"I am a scientist. Although my main field of study is mineralogy, I also dabbled in biology and medicine in order to save my daughter.

It's just that my daughter doesn't know what's going on now, she should have been swallowed into the stomach by Mr. Lantern. "

Speaking of this, Mischina Assier remembered that in order to treat her terminally ill daughter, she had been deeply involved in biology and medicine.
But my own daughter, I don't know if she is still alive
After all, the living environment on the island is so harsh.
After Mischina Assier was silent for a while, he quickly adjusted his mentality and said while groping for something from his bosom.

"I can survive here, it is all due to science."

"As for my ability to block the perception of knowledge, it may be because I have been in contact with those guys for too long.

After all, I am now a scientist who is proficient in dinosaur language."

"is that so???"

Listening to the dragon language spoken by Assie, Asuka was stunned.

Boil!
After staying with dinosaurs for 200 years, can you speak dragon words? ?
ps: Ahem, don’t worry about small details like whether you can make a phone call in the belly of the fish.

Phone bugs are amazing.

(End of this chapter)