Cross talk: There is no size on the stage, and a new grave is built under the stage

Chapter 205 The magical biscuit of Shaobing! 【Subscribe】

"My god? What's wrong? There's no one on the side screen?"

"Where are all these people going? It's been almost an hour!"

"No, you really forgot about us, right? There are still two big living people on the stage."

……

on the stage.

Shaobing stood behind the teasing microphone, and his inner defense completely collapsed.

Half an hour and half an hour, and then another half hour.

He has the heart to die on stage.

Backstage, Guo Degang and Qi Yuncheng were sobering up Yu Qian and participating in the interview. It passed quickly and was very busy.

But here, hundreds of spectators watched, with the headlights burning overhead.

The sweat on his body rolled out without stopping for a second.

Even the sweat on his forehead ran straight into his eyes.

The weather is definitely not hot, but people have been anxious to get angry.

It's also thanks to Xiao Si who is passing the handkerchief from time to time, otherwise it would be really embarrassing.

And at the beginning, he still watched the side scenes sparingly, in order not to let the audience see it.

But in the end, I had no choice, and I couldn’t manage so much. I watched it every 10 minutes, but no one was there every time.

Is really dying.

The point wasn't that he was tired, the main reason was that he really didn't have any lantern riddles left. After playing lantern riddles for over an hour, he said all kinds of nonsense.

He even mentioned such a weird thing that a person called Xiaocai and was taken away.

The effect is definitely not good.

But just keep your mouth shut.

It's also fortunate that Xiao Si has a bad mouth, and he also talks a lot, otherwise it would be impossible for him to last for so long.

"Hey!!"

Picking up the fan on the table, Shaobing kept fanning himself, while sighing and pondering over words when Xiao Si was speaking.

Because soon it will be his turn to speak.

But he has said all the lantern riddles in his life, so what else can he say.

But when the words came, I really had to speak.

So he pretended to smile.

"I didn't guess it, but you listen to me. If you can guess this, I will die!!"

Xiao Si smiled a little, and also picked up the fan on the table to fan the wind. The biscuits were in a hurry, how could he be idle.

Speak immediately.

"Don't worry, I'll collect the body for you."

"Then guess this, may I ask why the frog can fly!!"

"That's because..." Just as he was about to answer, Xiaosi's expression became dull when he realized it, and then he patted the biscuits, "Wait a minute, what are you talking about?"

"Ask you why the frog can fly!"

"No! Why are you always breaking the law?"

"Anyway, just guess!"

One person said one sentence, anyway, it was deliberately procrastinating, and Shaobing was still happy, but he was so happy, he was crying like a heart.

After thinking for a while, Xiao Si suddenly said, "Okay, I guessed it, this frog, he is a foreign frog!"

"Foreign frog?"

"Yes, foreign frogs can go to heaven when they die! It has a halo of light on its head and wings behind it, and it goes to heaven."

"No, why do you watch too many cartoons?"

Xiao Si said, "It's mainly cats and mice!"

Shaobing: "Okay, this is wrong, if you can't guess, just say you can't guess."

Xiao Si: "I can't guess, tell me the answer."

Shaobing: "Tell you to remember, why can frogs fly?"

Little Four: "Ah? Why?"

Shaobing: "Because of this frog! It ate the magic biscuit!! Hahaha, how about it, I didn't guess it."

Say this.

The audience below is wondering, you look at me, I look at you, they don't understand.

Because it's totally nonsense.

Even the previous ones were brain teasers or homophonic stalks.

And they didn't understand, especially Xiao Si on the stage, if he was right, he would die.

Besides, since the previous half hour, everything has been wrong.

So I just opened my mouth and complained, "This is called TM, this is a problem!!!"

Hahahahaha!
This scolding, on the contrary, has a better effect.

Suddenly the theater burst into laughter.

And just when this restless sound appeared, Shaobing hurriedly took a look at the back. I didn't know how many times I looked, but this time.

He was as happy as eating a magic biscuit.

Because people are finally here.

Qi Yuncheng, master, uncle, and a group of senior brothers were all there, so he immediately turned around and spent a minute or two with Xiaosi to put the final bottom line together.

When the placement is over, and the side curtain comes down amidst applause.

Shaobing was about to die, his gown was soaked and sticky, and his eyes, which were not big at first, couldn't be opened even more, but the tone of grievance was indispensable.

"Master, uncle, I thought you had forgotten us. I don't want to talk about this show anymore. I don't know how I got through it.

too difficult! ! "

Guo Degang smiled helplessly, "I've been talking for almost nine or ten minutes, my child, you are wronged, hurry up, go down and rest."

Shaobing didn't delay, and immediately went down with Xiaosi to drink water.

Then Guo Degang and Yu Qian were replaced on stage.

However, their first program is not directly "Fenhewan", but a traditional cross talk "Baishihui"!
Not to mention that the old two have performed this cross talk too many times, even the students are deeply imprinted in their bones.

So one up.

There was nothing wrong with the teasing between the two, and the baggage was thrown away crisply.

At most, the front row could smell some alcohol.

But it's not a hindrance.

"Brother, you should be fine now!"

Seeing the state of the two elders, Xiao Meng said with confidence from the side.

At this moment, Qi Yuncheng folded his arms and looked at the master and the uncle, but still shook his head, "I don't know, there are three shows today.

Keep watching, in the end I'm still afraid of something happening.

By the way, you go and prepare some hot water, and the uncle will come down to drink later. "

"it is good!"

Nodding his head, Xiao Meng went down, while Qi Yuncheng continued to stare at the two of them. While staring at them, he discovered one thing, that is, the uncle really answered master's words fluently.

There is no one wrong place.

In this case, will there be no car accidents in their second show "Fenhewan"?
"It probably won't come."

With a mutter in his mouth, Qi Yuncheng was completely relieved, and then waited for three ten minutes, and three ten minutes were over.

The old two moved to the background to rest.

The uncle is much better now, but after taking a sip of the hot water brought by Xiao Meng Na, he still needs to stare for a while.

There is no such thing as falling asleep.

Just close your eyes and rest.

When it's time, you don't need to shout, just get up quickly, follow your old partner and wait on the side screen.

"Next, please enjoy the cross talk "Fenhe Bay"! Performers Guo Degang and Yu Qian!!!!"

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Today may be late, because I am too busy, the card is broken and needs to be replaced, and there are some other things to go through.

But there will be no less guaranteed updates every day.

(End of this chapter)