Cross talk: There is no size on the stage, and a new grave is built under the stage

Chapter 204 Master, is there a Fenhe Bay in the show between you and the uncle tonight? 【Subscribe】

Carried all the way to the backstage.

When the children laid Yu Qianfang on the sofa, Guo Degang turned his head and looked around, only to find that Shaobing and Xiao Si were not there.

I know I'm going to play.

But the more like this, the more worried and panicked.

What can I do in half an hour.

So he quickly shouted.

"Take off your uncle's clothes, then buy some more mineral water, and induce vomiting, otherwise what will happen.

Coming soon. "

In fact, he does not need to say.

A group of actors in the background have already started to work.

Those who bought water, those who prepared towels, and Qi Yuncheng helped the uncle take off his clothes.

As long as you can sober up, it really doesn't matter.

So after a while, the uncle was lying on the sofa, and there was only a white coat and shorts left, which was very cool.

It's still February now, and it's almost March. Although it's not too cold, it's hard enough to wear like this no matter where you go.

But the uncle drank, even so, he didn't wake up.

Fortunately, the water was prepared very quickly. Without further ado, several people began to help the uncle pour it down.

After going down, there was not much reaction.

But it can't hold up too much.

As soon as he raised his head, he vomited out what he had drunk before, and only in this way can he sober up the fastest.

Just like that, after going back and forth, Yu Qian's clothes were wetted a lot, and pieces of water were sprinkled on the ground in the backstage.

Fortunately, this backstage is his own, so he can do whatever he wants.

But when a group of people were busy pouring water and wiping, Qi Yuncheng suddenly thought of something, turned around and went to the side screen without talking to Master.

The purpose is to make biscuits and small four yards later.

In the current state of the uncle, how could he be on stage.

After going up the side curtain.

The first thing Qi Yuncheng saw was the big size of the biscuit, and then Xiao Si was beside him making jokes from time to time.

However, it has not reached a state of anxiety.

Because it is still normal time at this time, both of them are still speaking according to normal words.

It's just that Shaobing will watch the side screen from time to time, because he also knows something is going on.

So it's been almost half an hour, and I haven't dared to say the bottom line.

At this time, I happened to take a look, and found that there was no one on the side screen, and I was very happy to finally get on, but the next second Qi Yuncheng gave a gesture behind the code.

I felt as if I had eaten something dirty.

I don't know how to do it, but I have no choice but to deal with the 400-odd gazes and continue.

"Well, did you tell me?"

As soon as Qi Yuncheng came over, Guo Degang asked.

"Yes, but how long does this have to be delayed?"

"Who knows, but I can't control the biscuits, keep messing with your uncle until you are completely awake.

Otherwise, Shaobing will have to kill us first! ! "

Hearing this sentence, Qi Yuncheng had a smile on his face, but it was a constant wry smile, but when he went to the uncle, he still asked a question.

"Master, tonight's program between you and the uncle, will there be Fenhe Bay?"

He just came here, and he was in a hurry all the way, Qi Yuncheng really didn't know the specific program list, so he asked first.

Guo Degang must have been puzzled. He didn't know why he asked about this show alone, but he didn't think about it. Instead, he sighed, "Yes! Your uncle and I rarely perform this show.

Some time ago, some viewers wanted to watch it once, so I thought about doing it once.

But who would have thought such a thing would happen. "

"I know Master! Then I'm busy!"

After saying a word, Qi Yuncheng continued to tidy up.

Anyway, it was stomach washing to wake up the old man, but how could it be so easy for the old man to sober up.

Although the degree of beer is not high, but the three of them are twenty bars, not to mention that the uncle still likes to drink, it is definitely more than the average of the three of them.

So even after vomiting a lot, it is impossible to wake up quickly.

At most, it's just sitting reluctantly, opening your eyes, and watching the children busy here, but saying that you want to raise your leg or raise your hand.

That's no strength at all.

And just to slow down this effort, the time was delayed for another half an hour.

At the same time, if the half hour is added, it means that Shaobing and Xiaosi performed directly on the stage for an hour.

For this reason, Qi Yuncheng didn't even dare to take another look at the side screen.

Because if it's a formal cross talk plus an encore, it's not too bad to do it for an hour.

But they just said a whole thing, the key is just to play lantern riddles, this thing is one lantern riddle after another.

Other than that, there is no other way to shake the burden.

But they still couldn't let them down, so Guo Degang had to ask Xiaomeng to go to the side screen to tell them.

But now the uncle is much better and can recover.

So with the help of the children, he changed the soaked clothes. After changing, he hurriedly put on the coat, and some disciples fanned him while putting it on, just to make him feel better.

Seeing this, Guo Degang was actually quite relieved, at least he was almost awake, but at this very second.

A few journalist friends came backstage.

Seeing them, Guo Degang could only welcome them, because he must have known that he was here for an interview, after all, Deyun was also popular all over the country.

It's normal to have friends in this area.

And the reporter who came in didn't notice anything wrong at all, but just smelled a strong smell of alcohol.

But where would you ask.

Let me say something first.

"Mr. Guo, Mr. Yu! Are you two free now? Can you do an interview?"

Although Yu Qian was awake at the moment, he was still physically unwell, and logically he would have refused, but Guo Degang agreed.

Because he doesn't know how sober his senior brother is, he can watch the specific conversation while doing the interview.

Otherwise, it will be a mess if you go on stage and drink like crazy.

So, the interview started, and the question was naturally about the show to be performed today.

There are also some business side things.

When the question was about the same, the reporter was still curious, "Teacher Yu, are you not feeling well?
Always feel that your face is not good-looking. "

Now Yu Qian was not as blushing as he was when he was drinking, but this burst of vomiting, how could it be beautiful.

Yu Qian fixed his expression slightly, and quickly explained, "It's a bit uncomfortable to eat at noon!"

The reporter immediately expressed concern, "Then how do you feel now?"

"It's okay, maybe my stomach is still not feeling well, but I've been working on losing weight recently, so that's it."

As soon as he said it, Guo Degang and Qi Yuncheng who were standing beside him all smiled, because everyone knew that this was nonsense.

And the reporter really believed it.

Then I asked about the program list, "Mr. Guo, Mr. Yu, I remember you two performing Fenhewan for the first time, right?
I read the program list and generally seldom acted. "

"Yes!" Yu Qian nodded at this time, "It's the first time for the two of us to play Fenhe Bay, and we have never talked about it before.

But this is a traditional joke, and both of us know it by heart.

So there is no need to rehearse, just a little adjustment.

Fill it up to a pair of bottoms, then there is no problem.

As long as you know it, it's very simple.

After all, you may have heard this type of jokes before, and they are all similar..."

one sentence.

Yu Qian said it slowly, and even seemed to be in a state of fluent answering, but Guo Degang panicked.

Brother, why don't you want to stop.

He didn't want to stop, but people were going to die on the stage.

So he gave him a quick glance.

As soon as this look was passed, Yu Qian didn't react, and was still talking, because although his mind was awake, his mind was sometimes in a trance.

Seeing the situation, Qi Yuncheng hurriedly said.

"Master, uncle! The biscuits are almost finished."

When these words came out, Yu Qian narrowed his eyes slightly, then turned his head and asked, "He is here too? Where is he? Why didn't I see it?"

"Yeah! How could you see it?" Qi Yuncheng continued speechlessly, "His opening, the second one is between you and Master, how long do you guess now?"

"Hey, it's almost nine o'clock! Then let's stop the interview, let's go, go to the side screen!"

"Okay, thank you both!! Don't bother you, I wish you two a smooth performance!"

The reporter didn't come here to find fault. After knowing this, he quickly stopped the interview.

While Guo Degang was watching his senior brother get up slowly, he found that it was okay. It seems that the interview period has slowed down.

The body can use its strength.

But this brain is probably really choking.

Because he really forgot about the biscuits.

It is impossible for him not to know.

But Guo Degang didn't have time to think about it, so it's a good thing to sober up, so he turned his head to look at Yuncheng and Xiaomeng, "Hurry up, go to the side screen and tell Shaobing and Xiaosi that they are ready to tell the truth."

(End of this chapter)