Cross talk: There is no size on the stage, and a new grave is built under the stage

Chapter 206 It's over, Master is going to die on stage! 【Subscribe】

"Oh!!!"

"it is good!!!",

"Teacher Guo, I love you!"

"Teacher Yu! I love you too!!"

……

"Thank you, there are so many people here! It's very lively here, heh, what does it smell like on stage?"

As soon as he came up, Guo De hurriedly slapped the microphone a few times as soon as he got the microphone, because the smell of alcohol would not go away for a while.

Yu Qian was also a little smiling at the moment, knowing that his partner was talking about drinking, he subconsciously said, "It's a bit blurred."

"Just now, it was a cross talk performed by two actors of Deyun, both of them were okay, and I also depend on your support.

But let me introduce again, the teacher next to me is surnamed donkey! "

"You are welcome, your teacher!!!"

Audience: "Hahahaha!"

"What are you laughing at?"

When he came up, he put a burden on his name, and the audience was happy when they heard it, but Yu Qian was very puzzled, and he looked down and asked a question.

That is to say, when he asked this question, Guo De just got sweaty.

Is it because I didn't hear it or because I didn't wake up?

For a time, he could only lean towards the latter.

But this is not a big deal, so the large group of people on the side screen and the audience hardly moved. After all, this is not a mistake.

But Qi Yuncheng, who thought he was an excellent man just now, was instantly slapped in the face.

The current uncle, I don't know why the body is still on the stage, but the soul and spirit are directly empty.

Hanging completely by a strand of consciousness.

"I'm going. Could it be that you got violent just now? Then the alcohol came up?"

Thinking of how the uncle suddenly went to the side screen just now, Qi Yuncheng suddenly realized.

But it's useless to understand, because it's not him who is talking about cross talk at the moment, but Master Guo Degang!
Fortunately, Guo Degang also realized that there was a problem. After talking about a small burden, he decisively started to work.

So he flicked his sleeves and spoke.

"As far as I'm concerned~~"

As soon as the voice is drawn out, it is time to say something flattering, what is your identity, and then start to get to Fenhewan along the way.

But Yu Qian's mind was completely delusional, and he said whatever he saw, especially when he saw Guo Degang tucking his hands into his sleeves and flying around.

Quickly complained loudly, "You are going to fly!!"

While talking, Yu Qian retracted his hands into his sleeves, followed by learning the movements and the way to fly, "Why are you doing this?

It's still acting. "

After not answering again, Guo Degang immediately said, "You are the Angry Bird!"

"Hey!" Yu Qian smiled and started the stream of consciousness, "You said that one jumped out."

"Hey, there's a pig next to the bird."

"That's all right, don't mention that." Yu Qian said a few words with a smile, and almost no one saw the problem, especially the audience.

But Guo Degang was really in a hurry, if he didn't answer, then he would break the jar and come directly.

"It means that people respect me everywhere I go, because I am also an artist, and I am half of you guys!"

"Half a colleague, didn't you talk about cross talk?"

Guo Degang was overjoyed at this sentence, and quickly turned to look at him and said, "You are going to die, how did you know that I was talking about cross talk.

I'm into art. "

After finishing speaking, Guo Degang lifted his coat, shortened his body, and deliberately lost his face.

At this point, it's fine to just say something about being an artist, but Yu Qian frowned, "You don't look like an artist? Are you going to the toilet? You're going to squat right away."

"No, let's tell the truth!"

Guo Degang took a long breath, put his hands into the front scarf of his coat, and wanted to lift them up, in order to show his legs and remind him that it was time for him to enter.

But what Yu Qian saw was his hand on the waistband of his trousers, so he simply said again, "Do you want to pee?"

Hahahahaha!
Suddenly, the audience laughed.

And they laugh.

The group of people on the side screen had absolutely nothing to say.

Only Shaobing, who had changed clothes, stood there and yelled, "It's over, the master is about to die on the stage, the uncle is still drunk."

"Brother Bing, can you say something nice?" Xiao Meng looked at the side and muttered, although he also admitted this point of view.

The biscuits curled their lips, "It's true, my uncle's eyes are dimmed, but I can still continue to hold it, I really admire it."

"Okay, be quiet, keep watching." Qi Yuncheng said, and then several people turned their eyes to the stage again.

At this moment, Guo Degang really had no choice, because he couldn't predict what his next sentence would be, so he grabbed the handkerchief on the table and wiped his sweat, then picked up the fan and slammed it on the table.

"Let's go together, don't you see? Uncles go together."

"I've never heard of it." Yu Qian waved his hands, and at the same time completely ignored his partner's intention to slap the fan.

"I'm singing!"

Guo Degang took care of him and forced him to work directly.

And this also proves the importance of flattery, if you don't work, it can grind you to death.

"Oh, an opera singer? Which type of music?" Yu Qian immediately echoed the voice.

"Clapper!!!"

"Hebei clapper?"

"Hey, do you know Hebei Bangzi?"

Putting his hands into his sleeves, Guo Degang jumped happily, but Yu Qian continued, "Are you a stilt walker or a clapper singer.

What are you jumping on? "

"Happy, I met a bosom friend!"

"Am I a bosom friend?"

"There are not many bosom friends, one is better than ten!!"

"That's right, singing bangzi is great."

With this tone and voice, Guo Degang was inexplicably stunned for half a second. After staring at his senior brother, he found that he had nothing to say, so he could only continue to speak, "In the early years, I don't want to say where I am. A clapper troupe actor!

It was so well sung, our regional actors framed me. "

"Tsk!"

Yu Qian gritted his teeth, "This cross talk actor, what kind of music is he framing what kind of music?"

"Because those of us who talk about cross talk are really not outstanding!"

"The one who framed Bangzi?"

"Later, I was so angry that if I don't stay here, I have my own place to stay. There is no grass anywhere in the world, and I can eat anywhere."

"What kind of gap is this?"

"Okay, I will cross the ocean and go to an island country to develop."

"Island country singing clapper???"

"Yes!"

"Okay, that's it, since you are a professional actor, then..."

Yu Qian spoke directly. Of course, he didn't know what he was talking about at all. He just followed him instinctively. When the time came, he just followed him.

But because of this, the sweat on Guo Degang's forehead never stopped, and he even stared at Yu Qian in disbelief.

The reason why he took the initiative to mention the island country was because Yu Qian still didn't answer when he talked about Bangzi, so he wanted to use the island country to remind him about Bangzi in a roundabout way.

After all, usually when you come here, you want to let him sing, and then the two of you start to divide the work.

And he took it upside down, but he did it, and Fenhe Bay became 100% an island bangzi.

So probably not scared.

Answer the call quickly.

"You can't say that. Now I don't work professionally. Although I have a stage name. Although I still work in this line of work, I haven't done it for a long time..."

Give this paragraph out.

Qi Yuncheng and a group of brothers in the side screen were all sweating for the master. How could they not hear what they did.

Uncle just now wanted Master to sing Daoguo Bangzi.

Fortunately, the master was kidnapped, otherwise I really don't know where I could have been kidnapped.

But at the moment, there was almost a lot of discussion in the audience.

Because looking at Guo Degang and Yu Qian on the stage, it is impossible for them not to notice something.

"Good guy, just now, did the uncle want to let you sing the Daoguo Bangzi?"

"What's going on? Isn't Teacher Yu a little strange today?"

"I don't think so, I think it's normal! But there is a smell of alcohol, I wonder if Mr. Guo has been drinking, why is it, and is very excited!"

"Anyway, one of the two of them must have been drinking, this can't escape!!"

"Anyway, I can't stop laughing, good guy, why don't the uncles pick up in many places. Wayward uncle?"

"Is there a possibility that the uncle came on stage drunk?"

"Impossible, absolutely impossible, can a drunk person be so clear?"

(End of this chapter)