If reality is gamified

Chapter 282 A Very "Golden Fart" Story
[Wool Hunter: A monster that is extremely keen on the behavior of [squeezing wool], once there is a [squeezing wool] activity within their cognition range that can be carried out, it will instantly enter the state of [running away]. 】

[Fever: In this state, the target's [Agility] attribute and [Strength] attribute will be greatly improved, and the [Intelligence] attribute will be greatly reduced! 】

[Information: [Wool Hunter] is a very extreme creature. It can be called two different creatures in its normal state and in its [Rampage] state. 】

[Intelligence: The [Wool Hunter] in the [Rampage] state is definitely no less active and proactive than most dangerous monsters, please be vigilant! 】

【…】

But in fact, even if the system didn't give a prompt, Chen Yilang had already fully felt it.

You see, this aunt has a big heart and a fat body. The first impression she gives is that she is kind-hearted and easy-going, but she turns red on the spot for a gift that is nothing more than a bag of toilet paper... She doesn't even want her grandchildren!

But at this moment, Chen Yilang showed no panic at all.

What Lan Jiabin said is indeed correct, what lives in Brother Lang is the soul of salted fish.

Therefore, Brother Lang has always advocated a steady style of play, and rarely behaved recklessly.

The reason why Chen Yilang became reckless this time was because he came prepared.

In his heart, he had actually already thought of a countermeasure.

After receiving the microphone, Chen Yilang walked to the podium without haste. After clearing his throat, he said to the noisy crowd:
"Good afternoon, dear guests."

"Our manager Lan just now has something to do temporarily, so I will continue to host for you first."

"Then let's get on with it now."

"Everyone here, please be calm."

"And that excited auntie, don't get excited yet."

"Listen to me first..."

Chen Yilang said without haste.

However, the real situation is that no one bought Chen Yilang's account at all.

The merchants sitting below only gave a burst of sparse applause politely, and then continued to do what they should do.

They didn't intend to talk to Chen Yilang... except for that irritable [Wool Hunter].

"Can you hold back your words and go around here, young man?"

[Wool Hunter] Big Mom got impatient, "Don't do Tai Chi for me here!"

"Tissue! Tissue! Tissue! Say important things three times!"

【Ding! 】

[[lv14 Wool Hunter] has entered the state of [Rampage]! 】

[Please be careful and stay vigilant! 】

……

The moment the system sound came out, Chen Yilang also saw the aunt who was rolling up her sleeves at the same time, and two bright red, twinkling red-eye special effects appeared on her face.

Is this [Rampage]? It looks really creepy... Chen Yilang complained silently, always feeling that this kind-hearted fat aunt was about to rush up and pin him down to rub him on the ground.

But it doesn't really matter, after all, this is indeed within Chen Yilang's expectations.

Because what's next... the fun has just begun.

Chen Yilang took a deep breath, and then activated a skill that he hadn't used for a long time: [Lion's Roar].

This skill is quite old, Chen Yilang still vaguely remembers that he stole it from the then instructor Wu Qing when he just started military training.

Therefore, all the people present could only hear Chen Yilang suddenly uttered a loud roar in the meeting room unexpectedly:
"Everyone here, good afternoon!!!"

At the same moment when the sound came out, Chen Yilang could see with the naked eye that almost everyone present was shocked by the sudden decibel level.

【Ding! 】

[You used [Lion's Roar], which caused a lot of mental shock damage to [Neutral Units] in a wide range! 】

[You got: gold coins +1192, experience +513! 】

……

【Ding! 】

[The [lv14 Wool Hunter] in the [Rampage] state has high damage resistance and is immune to your [Lion Roar] attack! 】

[Intelligence: Your [Lion's Roar] attack further enraged [lv14 Wool Hunter], and the target's [Rampage] level has further increased! 】

……

"This [Wool Hunter] is not afraid of my lion's roar at all..." Chen Yilang looked at the aunt with an increasingly ferocious expression, feeling a little bit pained.

Even angered the other party...

But it's not surprising when you think about it, after all, no matter how loud his voice is, can it be louder than the uncles and grandma who are frantically grabbing vegetables in the vegetable market?
Chen Yilang's roar not only alarmed the customers in the entire conference room, but also alarmed the people watching outside.

"Fuck, what is Chen Yilang doing?"

"What kind of deceptive human operation is this?"

"I can't fix it... In terms of dominance, it seems that I really haven't beaten Brother Lang."

A large group of dolls couldn't help complaining crazily.

The one who hurts the most is naturally Li Yuxiao. In short, as the person involved, what he thinks in his heart now is regret, or fucking regret.

"I fucking laughed. I'm afraid this kid is not a monkey invited by Doubi?"

Du Weilong, the deputy director of the External Relations Department, laughed so hard that his chin could not stop shaking, "Lan Jiabin, is this the foreign aid you invited? All I can say is, you really have it!"

Li Yuxiao's complexion became even uglier, and Lan Jiabin was not much better, so he could only helplessly smile: "The vice minister is right, I have lost my vision."

Du Weilong is actually not very happy to see Lan Jiabin on weekdays. After all, the latter always intentionally or unintentionally exposes his intention to become a minister. As a deputy minister who has the same idea, it is naturally impossible for Du Weilong to have a good impression of Lan Jiabin .

So once he caught a good opportunity, he would definitely suppress Lan Jiabin.

But this time, the two of them actually wanted to fight while the other was willing to suffer.

After all, although Du Weilong did mock Lan Jiabin, in the final analysis, the person who was really suppressed was actually Chen Yilang.

Wouldn't that be it?
After all, he, Lan Jiabin, also found Chen Yilang unhappy, so it was just right
however……

Neither the teammates in the logistics department nor the high-level executives in the external relations department really guessed Chen Yilang's intentions.

For Chen Yilang, this wave is actually not a big problem at all.

After all, the real purpose in his heart has actually been achieved.

Because the next moment, he heard the most pleasing system notification sound he had been looking forward to:
【Ding! 】

【Caution! ]

[You have entered the state: focus! 】

……

That's right, he has been waiting for this [Focus] state to appear.

Since everyone present was unwilling to talk to him, he could only use the [Lion's Roar] method to put himself into the [Focus] state.

In this way, he can unlock the big treasure that has been under the pocket of his trousers.

Chen Yilang quickly controlled his system with his mind, and opened the [Backpack] column.

Then with his eyes, he quickly locked on to the only one, the pink [Legendary] level weapon - [Eye of Deceit]!
Then he put it on without hesitation.

The moment the equipment was put on, Chen Yilang saw dazzling special effects on the system panel in front of him.

——A large piece of pink light.

"...?" The corner of Chen Yilang's mouth twitched, look north, is this a pink weapon of the divine level?It's really powdery...

And don't you really think there's something wrong with this pink light?I always feel that this light effect and painting style are somewhat similar to the hair salon in the alley near his home...

【Ding! 】

[You have successfully worn the artifact equipment: Deceitful Eye! 】

[You are currently in the state of [Focus], and the passive effects of this equipment have been triggered: [Pink], [Hypocrisy]! 】

[Fen Mo: You increase the trust and favorability of the [Focus] source target by 50%. 】

[Hypocrisy: Your charm value +2, the attack of nearby units against you will be reduced by 50%]

……

The moment the system prompt sounded, Chen Yilang saw everyone in the venue, and a [smiling face] icon popped up above their heads.

Of course, this [smiling face] pattern is neither the famous "toothed teeth", nor the "smile" that makes people look a bit malicious at first glance...it is a very kind smile.

That's right, this is the sign of [Friendly] status.

Although Chen Yilang saw such a logo for the first time, according to his experience as an old fried dough stick player, as long as such a logo appears on the top of the target's head, he can probably start cheating... No, Started a long conversation.

"Before our Thanksgiving activities continue, please allow me to make an opening statement."

"You may have heard the story of the golden ax and the silver axe, but not necessarily the story of the golden toilet paper."

"So, I'm going to tell you a story about gold toilet paper later."

With that said, Chen Yilang took out another piece of equipment from his backpack.

--【clown mask】.

This piece of equipment has been silent in Chen Yilang's [item bar] for a long time, to the point where it was almost forgotten by Brother Lang.

But today is a good time for it to make its debut.

Because the nature of this [Joker Mask] is a bit special, because it is classified in [Accessories], not [Equipment]. ] are of the same type.

In other words, it does not occupy the grid of the equipment, and it can work together with [Eye of Deceit].

【Ding! 】

[You have successfully put on the accessory: the clown mask! 】

[Joker Mask: High-grade accessory, passive effect [funny], the target who talks to you, or hears you talking, the threshold of laughter drops by 80%! 】

[You have obtained a passive effect: funny! 】

……

Yes, that's right.

This [clown mask] is that strong.

A smile that directly drops 80.00% of the value!

What is this concept?
It is equivalent to that you have no laughing points at all, and the rest of your body is full of laughing points. Just poking your gluteal muscles can kill you laughing on the spot.

At this point, everything is ready.

So Chen Yilang slowed down and lowered his voice, and slowly started his narration with a voice full of emotion:

"That's what the story of this gold toilet paper says."

"Let's pass it on..."

"Once upon a time there was a mountain, and there was a temple in the mountain..."

"There is a river halfway down the mountain, and there is a bridge over the river."

"One day, a little monk passed by the bridge, and the river god suddenly appeared from the river, and he said: 'Little friend, is this the golden toilet paper you dropped?'."

"The little monk saw that there was actually a roll of golden toilet paper in the palm of the God of the River."

"When the little monk saw it, he couldn't help thinking: 'Wow, such high-end toilet paper must be very comfortable to wipe your butt with!'"

"Although the little monk knows that this roll of golden toilet paper is not something he dropped, and he doesn't know who the roll of golden toilet paper belongs to... But what does it matter? The God of the River just asked him, and he just happened to want it , it's as simple as that."

"So the little monk said to the river god: 'Yes, Mr. River God, I dropped this roll of golden toilet paper'."

"So the little monk got his wish and got the golden toilet paper from the river god."

"He was so happy that he immediately trotted back to the hut in the temple with the golden toilet paper, and immediately experienced it."

When the story came to this point, Chen Yilang's voice suddenly stopped.

He stopped talking.

"Fuck? What happened later?"

"Hey! There are two kinds of people that I hate the most in my life. One is people who only talk half-speak!"

"Halve your speech, and turn your butt into three petals!"

"..."

All the customers sitting below couldn't hold back anymore.

【Ding! 】

[You activated the skill [Extreme Speak], which caused huge mental damage to [Neutral Units] in a wide range! 】

[You got: gold coins +1235, experience +510! 】

[Your [Extreme Selling Guanzi] has successfully attracted the attention of a large number of [Neutral Units], and your [Focus] level has increased! 】

[Since the level of [Focus] has been improved, the passive effects of your [Eye of Deceit]: [Pink] and [Hypocrisy] have also been enhanced! 】

……

At this time, Chen Yilang knew that his appetizing tactics had some effect.

Brother Lang was quite satisfied with the reaction of the group of customers sitting below.

So he continued with a smile:
"After the little monk experienced the feel of gold toilet paper - he died."

"The little monk's experience has taught us a truth, that is, don't be tempted to think about things that don't belong to you, because the gift bestowed by fate has already marked the price."

"How about this story, isn't it a 'golden fart'?"

……

　I made a mistake, I was dragged out by my friend to play for a day today QAQ
　　same as usual……

　　
　
(End of this chapter)