If reality is gamified

Chapter 283 [Fatal Suggestion]

As soon as Chen Yilang finished speaking, a burst of laughter resounded throughout the entire meeting room instantly.

"Hahahahaha, what the hell, I laughed so hard!"

"Ahahahahaha, damn it, if you have the guts, just make it colder, it's not even half as good as the central air conditioner!"

"Damn, although I don't know how funny this joke is, but I just want to laugh, what should I do?"

……

Everyone else around the meeting room was almost dumbfounded when they saw this scene.

They, who were not affected by the [Joker Mask], were a bit overwhelmed by Chen Yilang's operations.

"No, isn't this funny?" Du Weikai said a little suspiciously.

"I don't know either..." Li Yuxiao shook his head and said with a serious face, "But we have to admit that, judging from the audience's reaction, Chen Yilang's opening remarks are indeed very touching. Strength."

Lan Jiabin huddled into a ball subconsciously, his whole body couldn't help shaking and trembling crazily on the spot.

【Ding! 】

[You used [Top Cold Joke] and caused huge mental damage to [lv20 Giant Trench Demon]! 】

[[Top Cold Joke] has caused the effect of [Frost Shock] on the target, and [lv20 Giant Trench Madman] has entered the state of [Frostbite]! 】

[You got: gold coins +3212, experience +1741! 】

……

Lady Ganlin!
Just one word for cold, I only say it once!
After listening to Chen Yilang's jokes, Lan Jiabin only felt that a thin layer of ice had formed on his body surface, which made his teeth chatter up and down, and he couldn't close his legs at all.

Minister, can you stop lying to yourself?

Where did such a cold joke get its appeal? !
But even though Lan Jiabin didn't want to admit it at all, but one thing to say, the laughing points of the large group of customers are simply ridiculously weird!
On the other side, inside the venue.

A large group of clients who had a stomach ache from laughing due to the influence of [Joker Mask] also gradually calmed down.

Although their laughter is due to the effect of the equipment, their happiness is real and visible to the naked eye.

Except for one person - [lv14 Wool Hunter].

When she heard Chen Yilang's joke, that aunt was the first to laugh, and she was the one who laughed the happiest.

But smiling, she suddenly realized something was wrong.

"Oh, I'm going, I'm so fucked!" [Wool Hunter] The aunt realized it later, "This kid seems to be hinting at me?"

The moment she realized this, she remembered the scene when a large group of people laughed, and a wave of embarrassment burst out from under her feet and hit her forehead uncontrollably.

So, it's not just the little monk in the "golden fart" joke that everyone is laughing at, but also herself?

[Wool Hunter], it wasn't until this time that he reacted belatedly.

Thinking that she was the one who laughed the loudest just now, she suddenly felt like a clown...

The aunt's laughter and the smile on her face disappeared in an instant. Without saying a word, she left her seat silently, walked to the back of the meeting room, and then left through the back door in despair when no one noticed. Venue...

【Ding! 】

[You used [Fatal Hint], which caused a lot of mental damage to [lv14 Wool Hunter]! 】

[[Fatal Hint] has further added [Shame] debuff to [lv14 Wool Hunter], [lv14 Wool Hunter] has been successfully repelled! 】

[The aggressiveness of the target has dropped significantly, and you have a [fear] effect! 】

……

After hearing the sound of this system, Chen Yilang was finally relieved.

Finally, the most difficult guy was solved first.

In this way, the next task is estimated to be much smoother.

Li Yuxiao, Du Weilong, Lan Jiabin and the others were still standing at the back door at this time, and they just saw this [Wool Hunter] aunt coming out of the door, all of them looked surprised.

This aunt...was persuaded to leave?
That boy Chen Yilang, how did he do it?
"Is that aunt who belongs to the difficult client you mentioned just now?" Du Weilong cast a sideways glance at Lan Jiabin.

"...Yes." Lan Jiabin's face was a bit ugly, so he could only nod helplessly.

"That's it?" Du Weilong shrugged, with a bit of disdain in his tone, "A new student from the logistics department can handle something, why do you let it go?"

"What the deputy minister said is that I still have to learn more from others."

The one who was most surprised was Lan Jiabin himself, because in his opinion, this is simply an ultimate task that directly reaches the full difficulty level.

Lan Jiabin, who has always been good at using superpowers to solve problems, deeply felt an unprecedented sense of pressure and frustration at this moment...

【Ding! 】

[You used [I didn't expect it], which caused huge mental damage to [lv20 Giant Trench Maniac]! 】

[You got: gold coins +2419, experience +1231! 】

……

After [lv14 Wool Hunter] was repelled, the order in the scene gradually stabilized.

The guests in the venue were not very interested at first, but just now, a joke made by Chen Yilang refocused their attention.

After laughing and making trouble, he began to concentrate on listening to Chen Yilang.

Logically speaking, after arriving here, Chen Yilang's mission has actually been completed.

He could have said hello to the audience, walked off the stage, and then replaced with more experienced Li Yuxiao or Du Weikai to continue to take over the host's job.

But it was also at this time that Chen Yilang discovered that the people in the external relations department seemed to have no such plan at all.

Because those three people seemed to have discussed it now, they stood at the back door in unison, motionless, staring blankly at Chen Yilang...

It's like three stone statues.

They seem to have long forgotten their own identities and replaced themselves with the customers who came in to participate in the Thanksgiving event.

The main reason is that Chen Yilang's series of operations have already left them dumbfounded.

What the hell, is there such a style of play?
If that's the case, let's continue to hand over the stage to this guy...

The other two people didn't know what was going on, but Li Yuxiao thought so anyway.

"Sure enough, he really deserves to be the chairman's favorite person. He still has two talents." Li Yuxiao felt very satisfied and thought silently in his heart.

Seeing that the few people in the external relations department who could talk were silent, Chen Yilang naturally understood.

Then there is nothing to say, so I can only bite the bullet and say it!

However, this problem is actually not too big. After all, Chen Yilang was the class monitor and president of the company, and he also won the gold medal in the college student entrepreneurship competition.

He is basically used to such occasions that require public speaking or speeches.

Now brother lang, he no longer feels nervous or afraid of such a big scene.

What's more... There is still a presentation ppt on the computer desktop.

This ppt was originally prepared by Lan Jiabin himself, but no one expected that the host himself was dragged down before the half of the talk.

So it just so happened that Chen Yilang took over the fruits of Lan Jiabin's labor.

With the PPT in hand, wouldn’t it be a piece of cake to continue hosting?
There is no difficulty at all!

Since he went to university and listened to several contemplative courses and modern history courses, Chen Yilang may not have acquired solid knowledge from the teachers' passionate lectures, but he has mastered one of the skills of the teachers. Get perfect.

——Read PPT.

Yes, that's right.

In the university classroom, there are always a few teachers who are more Buddhist and paddling, who like and are proficient in this kind of operation.

They are good at putting a lot of text and few pictures on the PPT used for lectures, and reading the PPT at 0.5 times speed with an extremely stable tone without ups and downs...

Usually, their ability to grasp the speed and rhythm is first-class.

Basically, when they finish reading the PPT successfully, a class is over.

——And all of this has been seen and kept in mind by the clever little ghost Brother Lang who is good at observing and imitating.

So, Chen Yilang cleared his throat gently, and opened the PPT on the desktop.

After the projection screen on the podium was turned on, he began to face the audience, with a smile on his face, and began to read the PPT in a voice full of emotion.

This wave is not bragging, Brother Lang can even beat the teacher in the meditation class at the level of reading PPT... After all, his voice has emotional components, which is quite rare.

"No, he is reading PPT?"

Du Weilong couldn't help holding back his smile and said, "Good guy, although I know he's not professional, but isn't that a little too unprofessional?"

"The PPT was made by me, his pure white girl..." Lan Jiabin felt his heart was bleeding.

But after thinking about it, in fact, he spent money to find someone else to make this PPT, and he only charged 30 yuan per page, which is not a big deal, and he felt a lot better.

It's not right, but he still worked for Chen Yilang for nothing!

If you think about it that way, it still seems uncomfortable...

"Minister, what do you think of this?"

Du Weilong glanced at Li Yuxiao who was standing aside.

Among the three of them, Li Yuxiao was almost the one who listened most seriously.

After all, their big brother is still a big brother, and no matter what the situation is, his words and deeds are basically the most mature and stable one.

"Of course we don't advocate reading PPT." Li Yuxiao said almost without advantage, "but..."

but?

Du Weilong's ears perked up "suddenly". After all, everyone knew that in the evaluation of the superiors, the words "but" said before were usually nonsense, and the later ones were the feature film.

"But have you noticed that although this little Chen is indeed reading the PPT all the time, all the customers sitting below are listening very seriously?"

Li Yuxiao touched his nose, frowned unconsciously, and analyzed very seriously, "I just watched a passage of his speech seriously, and found that his ability to mobilize emotions and infectious ability is almost far superior to that of Above all of us!"

"So, even if he is really reading a PPT, he can still achieve the effect of not making the audience feel tired and bored, and even make them listen carefully!"

"This is the strongest part of Junior Chen!"

"..." Du Weilong was taken aback for a moment, and was also dumbfounded.

Is it true or not? Is it that exaggerated? Hey...

It wasn't until Du Weilong dubiously put his head in and looked at it a few more times that he realized that it was exactly what Li Yuxiao said.

At this time, Peng Weilong, the head of the Disciplinary Inspection Department who was patrolling around, just happened to walk to the big conference room again.

When he came over, the expression on his face was originally aggressive, but when he got close to the big meeting room, he eased down again.

"Has it become so quiet?"

Peng Weilong was full of suspicion. After all, he had just left for less than 5 minutes, and the atmosphere here has changed 360 degrees?

He also leaned over to take a look, and then he was also stunned.

Holy crap, why is that Chen Yilang?
Peng Weilong's impression of Chen Yilang was particularly deep. This kid had a small conflict with him in the Fanhua Club before, so he naturally didn't forget it so easily.

"Minister Li, why did you let this person give a lecture?"

Peng Weilong couldn't help but muttered to Li Yuxiao who was beside him, "This guy is no good, I knew him before, he is the agent of our school's Flower Club, he is half a businessman!"

"Businessman, you know, everyone is very bad, anyway, I can't believe it."

Unexpectedly, Lan Jiabin on the side just heard Peng Weilong's words, and couldn't help interjecting: "What's wrong with the businessman? The businessman must be a bad person?"

He was originally from a merchant family, how could he bear Peng Weilong's words?

Lan Jiabin now has every reason to suspect that Peng Weilong is targeting him.

If it weren't for Peng Weilong, he wouldn't have been dragged down from under the podium just now.

"Damn, let me just say it, no wonder this person can only read PPT!" Du Weikai couldn't help but tease.

The voices of several people were getting louder and louder, quickly attracting the attention of several customers in the back row of the venue.

At this time, Li Yuxiao suddenly cast a sharp look at them.

Du Weikai was so frightened that he shut up first, and the other two also sensed Li Yuxiao's aura and fell silent.

At this point, the entire meeting room was completely quiet.

Everyone inside and outside was listening to Chen Yilang's speech seriously... no, read the PPT.

Then they were surprised to find that...it was actually a really interesting feeling!

Although he clearly knew that Chen Yilang was reading from it, but he really wanted to hear him read it.

I don't know why, it's just crazy.

Ten minutes later, Chen Yilang finished reading the last word on the PPT.

There was thunderous applause in the large meeting room.

……

(End of this chapter)