If reality is gamified

Chapter 281 This ditch is a bit big...

Lan Jiabin and Li Yuxiao both looked at the sound at the same time, and at the same time they were so frightened that they jumped back and forth, their hind legs several meters.

"Fuck, who are you?" Li Yuxiao was so frightened that he burst out a beautiful Chinese quintessence.

Because it was a huge bear that suddenly appeared in front of him, which gave him a big jump.

Li Yuxiao can be said to be a veteran-level figure. He has already entered his second year of graduate school this year, and he has been in Nanxuan University for six years together with his four years of undergraduate studies.

So as a big brother, sometimes, he does still feel a small generation gap with this group of younger siblings.

For example, he doesn't recognize what the bear in front of him is at all now, he just thinks it looks a little scary and scary.

"Minister, don't be afraid, it's just a Kumamon!"

Lan Jiabin saw Li Yuxiao's frightened expression as if he had been devastated, and immediately explained to Li Yuxiao, crying and laughing.

"Kumamoto bear?" Li Yuxiao was taken aback, "That bear that looks yellowish and likes to drink honey?"

Minister, you really have a big generation gap... Lan Jiabin twitched the corner of his mouth and explained, "Uh, Minister, the one you're talking about is Winnie the Pooh."

Li Yuxiao continued to immerse himself in his own world: "But he's not yellow..."

"Minister, I told you it's not Winnie the Pooh!" Lan Jiabin was anxious.

At this time, Kumamon's round head suddenly separated from his fat body, and Chen Yilang poked his head out of his body like whack-a-mole.

"Hello, Minister Li Yuxiao!" Chen Yilang greeted warmly.

Li Yuxiao was so frightened that he took another tactical step back.

"Don't be so startled, can you? The minister and I are going to have a heart attack from your fright." Lan Jiabin couldn't help complaining.

But in fact, Lan Jiabin was not scared, but in order to take care of the minister's face, he had no choice but to mention his name in passing.

"Sorry, I just happened to hear the two talking."

Chen Yilang grinned.

He really didn't eavesdrop on these two people's speeches. To be precise, he wasn't really interested in most of the information and intelligence in the External Relations Department.

It's just that these two people were too close to him when they were talking just now, and they didn't feel his existence at all, as if they directly regarded him as air.

Obviously people are right in front of you, but you just ignore me?Anyway, Brother Lang couldn't bear it anymore.

He happened to hear Li Yuxiao talking about the Thanksgiving event again, so Chen Yilang simply interjected.

"……Hello."

Li Yuxiao was still a little shocked, "That... Junior Chen Yilang, right?"

"What did you just say?"

Chen Yilang said: "Ah, let me tell you, haven't you encountered some difficult problems?"

"I think I can try to help solve it, Minister Li Yuxiao."

Both Li Yuxiao and Lan Jiabin were slightly taken aback.

The former was surprised because he didn't quite understand where the courage of this junior came from.

The latter was because he never thought that Chen Yilang would have the idea of ​​self-recommendation.

Lan Jiabin thought that he knew Chen Yilang quite well. Judging from this guy's temperament, it must be better to have one thing more than one thing less.

This kind of active work for himself will basically not happen to Chen Yilang.

However, no matter how you guess, these two guys must not be able to guess the real reason behind it.

Because the real reason is... the voice of the system appeared in Chen Yilang's mind again.

【Ding! 】

【Congratulations! 】

[You have triggered a new hidden mission: save the hero! 】

[Details: As you can see, some tricky things have happened in your student union organization.As a member of the organization, it may be time for you to step up! 】

[Condition [-]: Stabilize the order of the Thanksgiving event. 】

[Condition [-]: Disband the Thanksgiving event and become the hero of the students in the student activity center downstairs! 】

[Condition 13: Launch an attack on the [lv80 inspection team leader], causing physical damage of no less than [-]% of his health, so that he can no longer be forced! 】

【Achieve any one of the conditions to complete the hidden mission, come on, Sao Nian! 】

……

There is one thing to say, when Chen Yilang just heard the sound from the system, Chen Yilang's heart was actually very painful.

Although these conditions seem to be many, in fact, only the first one is really reliable and can be selected.

Disbanding Thanksgiving?How can it be!Most of the customers sitting inside are the food and clothing parents of the External Relations Department. If they are not coaxed well, the sponsorship fee for this year's school celebration activities can basically be announced as a failure... It seems not necessarily, after all, there is a【 lv20 Giant Trench Maniac] Sitting in town, the problem is not too big.

As for violently beating [Inspection Captain] Peng Weilong, this sounds even more unrealistic...

These days, everyone is an educated person, and they still fight back and forth, how outrageous does that sound?
So Chen Yilang chose condition one without even thinking about it.

"Just you? How do you solve it?" Lan Jiabin on the side snorted coldly, and said with the slightest disdain, "What can you do as a logistics department?"

"How do you know if you don't try?"

Chen Yilang smiled faintly, "Besides, what's wrong with not being from the External Relations Department?"

"You are also from Wailian, and I haven't seen how many sponsorships you have gotten?"

Lan Jiabin: "???"

【Ding! 】

[You used [ruthless ridicule] and caused a lot of mental damage to [lv20 Giant Trench Demon]! 】

[You got: gold coins +2313, experience +1351! 】

……

Ball hurts, or fucking ball hurts.

Lan Jiabin was convinced, how did Chen Yilang know about his embarrassing things in the external relations department?
No, how can this be considered an embarrassment, is it not allowed to pay for it if you can't get business?What's the point...

And what right does this guy have to laugh at himself? He obviously only joined the student union for a month or two, and he didn't have any grades, so he's not a fart, right?
"I want to hear what your plans are." Li Yuxiao said.

"Just let me take the stage."

Chen Yilang glanced at the scene inside through the glass of the large meeting room, and then said, "Lan Jiabin was pulled out by Peng Weilong just now, there has been no host at the scene for a while, right?"

"The group of customers inside have been left there for a long time. If no one cares about them, the order may become even more chaotic."

Li Yuxiao nodded, also acquiescing in his heart.

Chen Yilang was right.

This is a bit like when I was in the self-study class before, when the teacher was sitting in the classroom, generally everyone was very quiet, reading and studying honestly, even if they were talking quietly with their ears biting their ears, how dare they act recklessly? move?
But once the teacher has something to do temporarily, after going out for a few minutes... When he comes back again, he will suspect that someone has pulled out a gun in the classroom and come out to fight.

"What's the noise, you're the noisiest in the whole building!" This classic line will never go out of date.

After thinking for a while, Li Yuxiao nodded and agreed, "Okay, then I'll let you come."

"Minister, why don't you think about it again? Wouldn't this be a bit too hasty?"

Lan Jiabin was a little worried and said, "He is not familiar with the business of our external relations department, how can he do this job?"

"Besides, he is a pure newcomer, what if he fails? Isn't our sponsorship mission for this year's school celebrations going to be overwhelmed?"

"Cold? Who said it's cold?" Li Yuxiao gave Lan Jiabin a white look, "Didn't you say it yourself, what's wrong with not being able to get sponsorship? Isn't there you?"

Lan Jiabin: "...?"

【Ding! 】

[You used [Borrowing a knife to kill], which indirectly caused huge mental damage to [lv20 Giant Trench Demon]! 】

[You got: gold coins +1465, experience +879! 】

……

Lan Jiabin was choked by Li Yuxiao's words and was speechless. He wanted to say something in return, but found that he couldn't say anything.

After all, this is indeed what he himself said, and this subordinate is really shooting himself in the foot, pure and innocent, there is no way to save it.

But having said that, he didn't want to use Chen Yilang to wipe his ass... One thing to say, this is a bit too unpleasant.

And Lan Jiabin really didn't trust Chen Yilang's ability from the bottom of his heart.

After all, although the external relations department is essentially engaged in marketing, this job is not something that cats and dogs can do...

For a newcomer like Chen Yilang, it's probably unrealistic to expect him to get started right away.

So after making some calculations like this, Lan Jiabin also accepted.

"Okay, then you come."

Lan Jiabin said with a nonchalant smile, "It's just for me, a trash who can't get sponsors, to learn how to do outreach with you!"

"Then you have to look carefully." Chen Yilang said with a smile.

At this time, the other logistics teammates on the side seemed to have heard the news from the three of them.

"Damn it, it seems that Chen Yilang was called to work by the people from the external relations department." Mickey Mouse said.

"No way, no way, didn't we agree that we could only distribute flyers in doll costumes?" said Piggy Page.

"Wow, Chen Yilang is too miserable. He must have gone too far just now and was caught by the people from the External Relations Department." Momoko Chibi Maruko said in a very sympathetic tone.

"Indeed, but I don't know if I misunderstood something. I seem to have heard that it was Brother Lang who volunteered..." Mickey Mouse added somewhat uncertainly.

After chatting for a while, a group of students from the logistics department in doll costumes began to feel a little curious.

After the people from the external relations department walked away, they all leaned towards the back door of the conference room, poking their heads to see what was going on inside.

However, their hooded heads look a little too big.

So when they thought they were just poking out a small half of their heads, it was actually like sticking out a big watermelon.

"What's the situation? I can't see anything!"

"Mickey Mouse, your head is in my way!"

"Don't yell, your body is stuck on the door!"

……

A group of dolls almost got into a fight by the back door of the conference room.

"I saw Chen Yilang's, he seems to be on stage!" Mickey Mouse exclaimed in a low voice.

"Hey guy, are you going to dance on stage? Doesn't it make you so hot to dance in this thing?" Momoko Maruko behind said.

"No...he's not wearing clothes, bah, he's not wearing a doll!" Mickey Mouse said again, "He seems to be going on stage to host!"

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After taking off the heavy and stuffy doll clothes, Chen Yilang, who transformed back into a human form, walked into the conference room.

Not long after he came in, he felt the "enthusiasm" rushing towards his face.

It is said that children are difficult to discipline, especially teenagers aged [-] or [-], when they are full of vigor and energy.

But from Chen Yilang's point of view, this group of adults may not be doing well.

Talking speeches, making phone calls, playing short videos and playing BGM...it's so outrageous.

The most outrageous thing is the main troublemaker, the aunt clamoring for tissue gifts.

As soon as she saw Chen Yilang walk in, she immediately stood up from her seat and shouted at him:
"Manager, please give me a quick word, do you still have tissues!"

"If you have any, bring them out to me immediately. If not, I'll call the Consumer Association and complain to you!"

Aren't you rushing to pick up your grandchildren? Why are you still here... The corner of Chen Yilang's mouth twitched. I'm also drunk. If I spend so much time yelling here, I'm afraid my grandchildren will come home Drink milk.

And at this time, the aunt's head also showed her identity:

[lv14 wool hunter]

[Offensiveness: extremely high! 】

……

　Sleepy, get up tomorrow morning to update... Tomorrow is a holiday, should be able to return to normal update status QAQ
　　
　
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