If reality is gamified

Chapter 280 Big Brother, Do You Have Paper?

"My grandson's kindergarten is about to leave school, I have to pick up my grandson, classmate!"

"Give me a bag of toilet paper first, I'm running out of time!"

……

The customer shouted loudly, like a bell, in the entire large conference room, like a bell, as if it was echoing through the valley...

The customers sitting around were almost startled by the sudden loud voice, followed by bursts of uncontrollable laughter.

Good guy, something ah!
Isn't this more interesting than listening to this classmate Lan Jiabin babbling a bunch of nonsense?

"..." Lan Jiabin who was standing on the stage was also stunned on the spot at this moment.

What the hell?

Where did this aunt come from?
How could such weird smelly fish and rotten shrimp be mixed into their high-quality customer base?

At this time, he remembered what Minister Li Yuxiao said not long ago.

There are a lot of new customers who came to participate in the Thanksgiving event today, which enabled the Outreach Department to successfully open two more good sponsorships.

But the price is that many strange customers took the opportunity to sneak in and get involved... This aunt with a big voice is probably one of them.

"Young man, do you still have toilet paper here? Tell me, I'm going to pick up my grandson!"

The aunt was a little impatient, and seeing Lan Jiabin staying there for a long time without leaving him, she yelled impatiently, "If there is no toilet paper, I will leave first, young man, you young people's speech skills are too high, let's talk about it I didn't understand anything, and it's meaningless to sit here, sorry!"

"Auntie, we don't have any tissues!" Helpless, Lan Jiabin had no choice but to tell the truth, "Our gifts are limited in quantity, first come, first served. If you come late, they will be gone!"

"Hey, hey, why did I come late!" The aunt's blood pressure rose suddenly, "I came early, who knew they came earlier than me! What do you say when you are young? Just like this? Bullying me for being too old? You all look at me and judge me."

The laughter in the meeting room became louder and louder, and the environment became noisy.

Lan Jiabin had never encountered such a situation, and subconsciously looked at the environment outside the front door, where Li Yuxiao would usually stand there.

But I don't know why this time Li Yuxiao happened to be away, I guess he just happened to go to the toilet, this is so annoying.

Lan Jiabin has never done this kind of work before, so it can be said that the current situation really makes him a little bit at a loss.

"Damn, can I just throw money in her face and let him claw?"

Lan Jiabin was very annoyed, and this idea popped into his mind almost subconsciously.

Brother Lan, who was born with a golden spoon in his mouth, felt deeply for the first time that there are really some things that money can't solve in this world...

But at this time, something that upset Lan Jiabin even more happened.

"What's going on here?"

A short, stocky man with a cropped head suddenly walked in with a group of students.

"Senior Peng Weilong?" Lan Jiabin was taken aback.

Lan Jiabin naturally knew this person, the head of the Disciplinary Inspection Department, and almost one of the worst talking heads in the entire student union.

I heard that this guy did not get good grades in high school, and he was a very famous gangster who fought every day. He was able to enter Nanxuan University because of his sports skills. You can basically guess by looking at the pile of tendons on his body. It's seven or seven or eight.

"Come out with me first." Peng Weilong said coldly.

"But I'm hosting..." Lan Jiabin was a little embarrassed.

"I know, it's none of my business?" Peng Weilong interrupted coldly, "This is your business, not ours. Come out right now."

Lan Jiabin had no choice but to take a deep breath, and followed Peng Weilong out obediently.

No way, among all the departments in the student union, the Disciplinary Inspection Department is almost the most powerful one.

Because the Department of Discipline Inspection is mainly responsible for rectifying violations of discipline in the school. Although it appears to be under the Secretariat on the surface, its actual power is not inferior to it at all.

That's why the Outreach Department, even though it has the largest scale and can bring the highest benefits to the student union, is still inferior to the Disciplinary Inspection Department.

"Where is your minister, Li Yuxiao?"

After calling Lan Jiabin out, Peng Weilong asked.

"I don't know. He was still here just now. Does Minister Peng have anything to do with him?" Lan Jiabin asked.

"My department organized such a big event, but I wasn't there..." Peng Weilong muttered for a while, and then said to Lan Jiabin: "Do you know what's going on downstairs?"

"College student activity center." Lan Jiabin replied.

By the time he said this, Lan Jiabin actually already understood why Peng Weilong came to him.

Nanxuan University's so-called "College Student Activity Center" should actually be called "a self-study room that sounds better."

After all, there is nothing in this so-called activity room except tables and chairs, and loud noises are strictly prohibited. What kind of "activities" can you do if you don't study?
"You also know?" Peng Weilong's tone became cold, "Since you know, why are you still making such a noise? Your place is the noisiest in the whole building!"

"You have a Thanksgiving meeting, not a party!"

"In half an hour, someone called and complained to us, saying that you are disturbing the people, disturbing their reading and reviewing!"

"I'm ordering you now, you can either fix the order of the venue, or cancel the Thanksgiving event, you can figure it out!"

"..." Lan Jiabin bared his teeth, damn it, aren't you embarrassing me?
This Minister Peng is really exactly what everyone said, the thief is so impersonal.

It is naturally impossible to cancel the Thanksgiving event, and he has no right, he is just a backbone.

As for quieting down the meeting place, he was indeed a bit out of sorts at this moment, it was very painful.

Damn, I will remember you, when I become the chairman of the student union, I will not have your juice to eat... No, when I become the chairman, I am afraid that this old thing will have graduated, right?Lan Jiabin couldn't help cursing in his heart.

"I'm sorry Minister Peng, we didn't handle it well." Lan Jiabin quickly apologized with a smile, "How about I communicate with our minister when he comes back?"

"Within 10 minutes!" Peng Weilong said, "If you still can't handle this matter after 10 minutes, I will report it!"

"Hey, hey, okay..." Lan Jiabin nodded and smiled.

Not long after Peng Weilong left on his front foot, Li Yuxiao walked over on his back foot.

"What happened, why did the people from the discipline inspection department come here?" Li Yuxiao said with a puzzled look on his face, "It's still noisy inside, what's going on?"

"Ham, it's like this, Minister..." Lan Jiabin felt a little helpless, so he could only convey the whole story to Li Yuxiao.

"Didn't I teach you several times before, why are you still not sure?"

Li Yuxiao was a little irritable, and there was some sense of blame in his tone, "I told you several times, no matter what the circumstances, such a small request, we must unconditionally satisfy the customer!"

"But our presents have already been distributed, where is there any tissue for that aunt?" Lan Jiabin was a little unconvinced.

"If you don't have tissues, go buy them!"

"But I'm not free either. I'm standing on the stage speaking to clients..." Lan Jiabin said.

"Then tell people to buy it! Human beings are the easiest creatures to lose their rhythm. Whenever a customer makes a fuss, all the customers will follow suit!"

"Then what's the difference between us and those outside the school who sell this and that?" Lan Jiabin was very puzzled.

Li Yuxiao hated iron for being weak, and couldn't help but said: "You're right, our external relations department is a bunch of sales people without a bottom line! Is face important? If you are afraid of losing face, you will have nothing to eat, and you will starve to death! "

Li Yuxiao was really angry, ever since Lan Jiabin joined Wailian, he had taken him by the hand for almost a whole semester.

So he knows Lan Jiabin quite well, he knows that this kid is a son with a good family background, he is generous and generous, and he is also pretty good in other aspects, but there is one thing that is not good, that is, this guy has the burden of an idol, and he can't do anything. Come.

So every time he went out to seek sponsorship from merchants, he could see various famous scenes of Lan Jiabin.

"That boss is an idiot, I don't want to go."

"That aunt is hard to talk when she sees it, so I won't go."

"This merchant's store is so shabby, it can't afford the sponsorship fee at first sight."

"..."

Li Yuxiao might not be able to count Lan Jiabin's lines like this with ten hands.

Anyway, this kid can give you 1 reasons why he doesn't want to solicit sponsorship.

But Li Yuxiao could tell at a glance that in the final analysis, the main reason was that Lan Jiabin was too burdened as an idol and couldn't let go of his figure as the second-generation president of a wealthy family.

So every time after the outing task of soliciting sponsorship is over, Lan Jiabin will confidently add a sentence: "What's wrong if I can't get sponsorship? If I pay the money, it's over?"

So Li Yuxiao: "..."

【Ding! 】

[[lv20 Giant Trench Maniac] activated [rich and self-willed], causing great mental damage to the target [Li Yuxiao]! 】

……

Ah!
This damn money ability!
It is completely impossible for people to find any reason to fight back!
If you want to say that this guy is awesome, if he can't get a sponsor, it all depends on him, Li Yuxiao, the head of the external relations department, to help him wipe his ass.

But if you want to say that he is useless, the tickets that other people took out of their pockets calmly are even much more than the sponsorship fees that their entire department worked so hard to get.

It's the standard template that people love to hate...

At the beginning, Li Yuxiao was actually quite happy, because he felt as if he had found a treasure.

With Lan Jiabin here, he no longer has to worry about not being able to get clients, because Lan Jiabin himself is the biggest sponsor...

From then on, Li Yuxiao never worried about performance.

But soon, Li Yuxiao gradually realized that something was wrong.

After all, if you say that once or twice is okay, once the number of times is too much, it will seem a bit wrong.

So Li Yuxiao soon found out that although this Junior Lan Jiabin was said to be from a businessman's family, he really doesn't seem to have any ability to solicit sponsorships...or he doesn't bother to solicit sponsorships at all, it's the same thing anyway, He just can't pull it.

Of course, this may also be because his family is doing big business, and the daily transaction flow is like a waterfall. Naturally, he is not too cold about this kind of work with a shy face and begging for sponsorship...

This is like asking a person with a mine at home to go to the vegetable market to bargain. It can be done, but is it necessary?no need……

But the problem is, Lan Jiabin really doesn't need it, but Li Yuxiao does...

After each sponsorship mission is over, the External Relations Department needs to do one job, which is to write a detailed report, listing the details and circumstances of the source of sponsorship fees.

This includes the amount of each sponsorship fee, the full name and information of the person in charge of the merchant, and the person in charge of the sponsorship fee...etc.

So every time it comes to the stage of writing a report, Li Yuxiao can be said to have quite a headache.

Because he has no way to write clearly in the report where this huge amount of sponsorship money came from out of thin air... He can't just write "Student Lan Jiabin, a member of the External Relations Department, wholeheartedly sponsors"?

Although there is indeed no problem, it is definitely not allowed on the surface, and the student union does not advocate the behavior of students paying for the sponsorship by themselves, after all, this cannot be reimbursed by the school...

Therefore, it is obvious that Lan Jiabin's ability to make money is really good and very useful, but it is not a long-term solution after all...

"But I really can't do it, Minister."

Lan Jiabin was still unwilling to give in, "You haven't seen how arrogant that aunt is, Minister."

"Let me apologize and give her a gift. I am really incapable of accepting such things. I really can't do it."

"You're not going, are you?" Li Yuxiao rolled his eyes, "Then I'll go."

"Hey, Minister, don't..." Lan Jiabin was a little anxious.

Lan Jiabin was a little flustered. After all, this was indeed his fault. It was really not a good behavior for a dignified minister like Li Yuxiao to wipe his ass.

But the problem is that Lan Jiabin really can't hold back his face and apologize to that aunt. This is more uncomfortable than asking him to pay double the sponsorship fee...

This is so frustrating, he doesn't do it now, he doesn't do it, it's like the vegetable leaf caught in the middle of the hamburger, unable to move.

Just when Lan Jiabin was racking his brains to think of a solution, a voice suddenly came out from beside the two of them.

"That, Minister Li."

"Or let me try."

"I think this matter, maybe I can really handle it."

……

　The company works overtime every day, as usual...

　　
　
(End of this chapter)