daily drama

Chapter 1127 Prime Minister, why are you laughing?
TBBT4A apartment.

"You are such a good friend, Rajesh would be half as good as you..."

Facing Sheldon, who had a completely different brain circuit, Leonard couldn't help but complain.

"why?"

Sheldon was puzzled.

"……nothing."

Leonard waved his hand guiltily.

As long as he intends to deceive, he always hides it very well.

"Adam has Peggy, he's not interested in Missy."

Leonard tried hard to persuade: "Otherwise, they would have made progress after so many years. I think you can consider geniuses other than Adam~"

Speaking of this, he straightened the halfling's chest, feeling that it was not powerful enough, so he stepped on his feet again.

"Well, you're right."

Sheldon stopped in his tracks and thought about it seriously: "I've counted Adam's best female friends that I know, and they are indeed not the same as Missy."

"Yes, yes."

Leonard quickly echoed: "And if you let Missy and Adam have a baby, it will definitely anger Dr. Adler.

You and Dr. Adler are good friends, you don't want her to be mad at you, do you? "

"In no mood!"

Sheldon shook his head again and again, covering his eyes subconsciously.

I was punched by Peggy when I was a child, and it still hurts when I think about it now.

After speaking, he left.

Leonard stayed where he was, and the corner of his mouth couldn't help grinning, showing a thief-like smile. After a few smiles, he quickly followed.

Being with Sheldon, suffering so much.

Only by manipulating Sheldon secretly every time does he have the pleasure of taking pleasure in bitterness.

living room.

A pair of good gay friends are fighting endlessly for each other's backstab.

"Shiva has given me the power to destroy! I want this woman!"

"Don't blame me for not warning you, I'm the math camp judo champion!"

The combat effectiveness of the two Zhanwu slags is not very good, and the output of the big scenes depends entirely on their mouths.

"Enough kids, naughty time is over, I tell you to stop!"

Sheldon was awakened by Leonard, and felt that it was necessary to use Missy's genes like his to work hard for the scientific community and the future of mankind, and clapped his hands to the two on the floor.

"I'm going to solve this problem now, neither of you is qualified to match my sister."

"Why is it up to you to decide?"

Howard and Rajesh were immediately dissatisfied.

"He is the man of the family!"

Leonard, who was so happy in his heart, followed out.

If Game of Thrones hadn't aired yet, he might have made up a series of titles for Sheldon.

The future emperor of mankind, the supreme genius, the guardian of the force, Spoco among men, the cutest Flash... Texas gentlemen, Cooper's pillar, twin brothers, Sheldon Lee Cooper!

"By the way, you're still out."

Sheldon did not forget to remind Leonard.

"What did you say?"

Leonard suddenly stopped laughing: "Then who are you going to choose? I've said it all, it's impossible for Adam and Missy!"

"I know."

Sheldon nodded: "I'm not talking about Adam."

"Who is that?"

The three of Leonard shouted in unison.

"It's Professor Tao!"

Shelton took it for granted: "Although I have always questioned his IQ of 220.

But his achievements are enough to show that he is not inferior to our super genius. "

"He's much smarter than us..."

Leonard smiled wryly.

Howard and Rajesh also temporarily turned off.

no way.

Although they are all geniuses, they cannot be compared with the world-renowned Professor Tao.

Professor Tao is engaged in mathematics. He was hired as a full professor by the University of California, Los Angeles at the age of 24.

In this regard, they are very self-aware.

"Oh, and by us I mean me, Peggy, and Adam."

Sheldon added.

"..."

The three of Leonard couldn't help but glared at him.

Sheldon looked back calmly, as if you want to refute?
The three of Leonard could only be discouraged.

On the chain of contempt, they really have nothing to say.

"Hahahahahaha!"

After a few seconds of dejection, Howard suddenly raised his head and laughed.

"Why are you laughing?"

Both Leonard and Rajesh looked at Howard in surprise, thinking that Howard had been hit hard and had an emotional breakdown.

"I laughed at Adam's high-sightedness, Missy is too pretty, although we can't wait, we are small and witty.

If we face to face with Professor Tao, I have no chance of winning, so I can only accept it with my head down, hahahahahaha. "

Holding Zhizhu in his hands, Howard couldn't stop laughing: "But you don't know that Professor Tao already has a lover now.

It is a female student who is a few years younger than him, who happens to be an assistant engineer at our JPL (Jet Propulsion Laboratory of NASA), and also participated in the Mars exploration program.

Professor Tao has his own name, and what Sheldon said is completely delusional.

Hahahahahaha! "

Emmm.

Although Huo Chengxiang works at Caltech, he is actually a member of JPL.

It belongs to the cooperation project with the Department of Physics of Caltech University, and the main direction of attack is the Mars exploration program.

"Then she's a scientist too."

Rajesh said quietly: "In these years, besides Dr. Adler, how many beautiful scientists have you met?
Among these few, who can compare with Missy?
If you were Professor Tao, would you choose her or Missy? "

Prime Minister Huo's laughter stopped abruptly.

As a colleague, both in California and the same project, he naturally met Professor Tao's student girlfriend.

Even if I haven't seen her a few times, but she is a cosmic descendant, and she is in the wisdom stream. She has never been trained in traditional thaumaturgy in her country. Her appearance is definitely not comparable to Missy...

If he were Professor Tao, he would definitely choose Missy!

He doesn't care about funny souls because he's funny enough.

All he wants is the same good-looking skin!
"Hahahahahaha!"

Huo Chengxiang was depressed for a while, and suddenly burst into laughter again.

"You laughed out loud just now, thinking that Professor Tao wouldn't choose Missy if he had a girlfriend. Obviously he was wrong. Everyone would choose Missy. Why are you laughing again now?"

Rajesh grumbled.

"I'm laughing because Adam's eyes are high, Missy is too pretty!"

Prime Minister Huo couldn't stop laughing: "As you said, Missy and the female scientist of cosmic origin will choose Missy, and I expect Professor Tao to do the same.

Once Professor Tao joined.

Missy, I have absolutely no chance.

But at the same time, Professor Tao's original cosmic girlfriend will definitely be heartbroken.

I keep track of everything, and I'm her colleague, and I'm good at comforting her.

Isn't it the mulberry elm that is lost, and the east corner that is harvested!

Hahahahahaha! "

"Who said that Professor Tao must do multiple-choice questions?"

Rajesh said quietly: "What if he wants them all?

Are there fewer things like this in the scientific world?
Both Missy and the cosmic-born scientist are usually very busy.

As long as Professor Tao has the heart, it is not difficult to maintain such a relationship.

He is a super genius!

You don't think all supergeniuses are like Sheldon, do you? "

Prime Minister Huo's laughter stopped abruptly again.

Yes!

If it were him, he would naturally ask for all the multiple-choice questions!
Just like Adam!

"Hahahahahaha!"

Huo Chengxiang lowered his head and thought for a while, then suddenly burst out laughing.

"What did you get YY again?"

Rajesh was almost speechless.

"What I'm laughing at is that Adam's vision is high, but he and Missy are childhood sweethearts.

Missy is so pretty, and the two are in a superior-subordinate relationship, so they often need to contact each other.

Lonely men and widows, handsome men and beautiful women, fall in love with each other for a long time. "

Prime Minister Huo couldn't stop laughing: "Plus Professor Tao joins in, jealousy arises, jealousy rises.

At that time, no matter which girl hurts her heart, I can do it.

Hahahahahaha! "

But this time, both Leonard and Rajesh could see that he was grinning.

"Howard."

Leonard couldn't help calling out.

"Ok?"

Howard, who laughed, froze immediately.

He already has a psychological shadow.

While Leonard has yet to say the words that hit him, he knows it must be there.

"Remember when Sheldon got our unanimous response because Dennis King wanted to work with us?"

Leonard reminded: "Remember the real reason?"

"..."

Howard could no longer laugh.

How could he not remember!
It's not that they made an appointment to say the same thing to Sheldon, it's that Sheldon is so annoying that everyone else is doing it to him.

"I remember."

Sheldon said bluntly: "It's not someone else, it's me who has nothing to do!"

"so."

Rajesh complained: "It doesn't matter whether Adam's vision is high or not, Missy is pretty or not.

Whether Professor Tao wants to join the battle group, or not, all of them.

How many girls will be sad because of this.

As long as you are you!
You are all just thinking and laughing!

Because no one will see you!
And even if you broke your heart because you broke your heart.

When I arrived at your door and heard your mother's voice, I must have turned around and left.

Even if you don't leave, they who are not Jewish girls will not be able to enter your house at all, and your mother will definitely block the door.

I'm talking literally blocking the door..."

"Better than you!"

Howard blew up when he heard it. The backstab of his good friend today made him feel extremely painful. To be honest, he became extremely angry from embarrassment.

"You have to take drugs to talk to girls, and you can't even control your body. Even if you are allowed to fuck, can you do it?"

"The destructive power of Shiva!"

"The power of a judo champion!"

A pair of good friends fought again.

"It's just like them, wanting to pick up on your sister, it's really..."

Before they fought, Leonard secretly tried to manipulate Sheldon. It was disgusting to think that they had evil intentions towards their friends and sisters.

As if he was different.

As for Rajesh's sister Pulya?

He forgot even more thoroughly.

This is his professionalism. If you want to hide it from others, you must hide it from yourself first.

As long as Puglia didn't show up, he couldn't even remember that he had done such a thing.

"Howard is right, it's normal and easy for scientists to be messed up."

Sheldon said seriously: "Adam and Professor Tao still have a chance.

Besides, I'm not asking them to marry Missy, I just need them to have a baby with her. "

"You must not let Missy hear this."

Leonard was in a hurry: "You are disrespecting her!
Besides, the genetic combination of two super geniuses may not necessarily give birth to a more talented child.

Genetically, boys receive the father's Y chromosome.

Most of the father's intelligence genes are on the X chromosome and cannot be passed on to the son.

So a boy's IQ depends more on his mother..."

"Then have a daughter."

Sheldon was thoughtful: "It turns out that Peggy has a gender advantage."

"Girls are easily emotional and easily distracted."

Leonard racked his brains: "The probability that the descendants of geniuses will produce geniuses is actually not high. Just look at it and you will know. Do you think your parents are geniuses?"

"of course not."

Sheldon shook his head: "My father is so stupid, my mother loves me, but she is also stupid to believe in God."

"That's it."

Leonard clapped his hands and laughed, "So you want to have a child born with the same genetics as you.

The future is stronger than Adam, Dr. Adler and their children.

It is not necessary to focus on Adam and Professor Tao. "

Speaking of this, he straightened the halfling's chest: "You can look down~"

The movement was too obvious for even Sheldon to ignore.

So Sheldon looked down, then shook his head: "Okay, I know what you mean, but you are just like them.

Even if I lower the standard and expand the target group, you are also excluded. "

"Oh, come on!"

Leonard cried helplessly: "Adam has said that lactose intolerance is not a disease, but a natural evolutionary choice."

"forget it."

Sheldon shook his head: "I don't want my future nephews and nieces to be gassy when they eat purple ice cream."

Seeing that Leonard was not convinced, he still wanted to pester him.

Sheldon picked up a piece of cheese and said to Leonard: "Come on, eat this piece of cheese, if you don't fart, I will make you and my sister applaud!"

"Oh, really?"

Before Leonard could speak, a half-smile sounded from the door.

"Ah oh."

Even Sheldon, who didn't understand the world, made a sound of being unlucky.

"Shelley, can I speak to you alone? Just the two of us!"

Missy waved to Sheldon.

"Why do you suddenly want to chat with me alone? Usually no one wants to be alone with me..."

Sheldon complained, and obediently followed his sister in.

in the bedroom.

Sheldon detailed to Missy his grand plan to use her to breed Sheldon 2.0.

"Enough! Shelly sit down!"

Missy couldn't listen anymore, and interrupted: "According to Mom, you are God's special little masterpiece..."

"I've always thought of myself as a cuckoo."

Sheldon retorted: "Lay the eggs in a nest like a common sparrow, hatch first, eat all the food, and let the other young sparrows starve to death.

Fortunately for you, that's where the metaphor ends. "

"But for you, it's just the beginning of misfortune."

Missy sneered.

She had suspected for a long time that Sheldon was pretending to be ignorant, deliberately attracting everyone's attention since he was a child, so as to obtain all the resources he wanted.

Even if the so-called ignorance of the world and all selfish and difficult behaviors are not completely pretended, they cannot be explained by subconscious instincts.

More or less the result of active selection.

It's just too smart, most people can't see through it at all.

Now the cuckoo metaphor he said himself can be regarded as his self-exposure.

then.

The big and small Sheldons walked out hand in hand, the big Sheldon covered the little Sheldon's face, and announced with difficulty: "Amend to my explanation, whoever Missy wants to date is her freedom."

"Good job!"

Petunia understood everything when she saw it.

As a high school female school bully, she is also an expert at flirting with this leg!

(End of this chapter)