daily drama

Chapter 1126 Sheldon: Missy, I want you and Adam to do an experiment

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When Rajesh couldn't answer Missy's question, he turned around and went to the School of Pharmacology, and accepted the new drug test decisively.

Although sometimes I can't control my body, but I can finally talk to women, so that my good friend Howard won't dominate.

"So, Missy, have you ever seen a man from a foreign land, peaceful and big country?"

Rajesh looked directly at Missy, shook his head and said proudly.

"I haven't seen it before, but I've heard too much on the phone..."

Missy looked at him playfully: "For example, I often hear.

Thank you for calling, hello ma'am, your computer has a virus~"

"Seeing is better than hearing a hundred times, right?"

Rajesh is full of confidence: "They are all good men."

"In the land of peace, is phone fraud the standard for a good person?"

Missy teased.

"...Phone fraud?"

Rajesh froze.

"correct."

Missy said in surprise: "Now the telephone fraud industry is almost monopolized by your people.

10 out of 7 phone scammers speak your accent.

Have you not received it? "

"..."

Only then did Rajesh come to his senses, 'Thank you for calling, hello sir (female) student (scholar), your computer has a virus~', it was indeed the most classic telephone scam ancestral tone, and he couldn't help being a little speechless.

How could he not have received it.

It's just that this kind of thing really doesn't look good, so it's hard to say.

"Don't get me wrong, I'm not discriminating."

Missy comforted: "Firstly, this has nothing to do with you, and secondly, your ability to monopolize phone fraud in the US is also a problem for us Americans.

Why did our big companies choose to outsource customer service to you?

There are too many people over there.

The large amount of customer service trained every year is simply inexhaustible.

Those prospective customer service personnel who have completed training but have no jobs, instead of doing phone scams with quick money, should they do dirty, tiring and unprofitable hard work?

This is anti-human.

No matter how peaceful it is. "

"you're right."

Hearing this, Rajesh immediately became emotional again: "I have many cousins ​​who work in customer service.

Telephone fraud has no cost at all, and the risk is small, indeed... forcing people to do it..."

Seeing that everyone looked at him with strange eyes, he hurriedly said: "Of course my brothers don't do this at all, they don't lack this money, they just heard, heard..."

"Is there a small risk of fraud?"

Sheldon was puzzled, and then began to talk about the law in the world of American dramas.

"Don't be silly, Shelly."

Seeing Rajesh smiling without saying a word, Missy looked at her stern brother helplessly.

"Although the law stipulates that, those phone scams are all from the country of peace.

Who do you ask to catch?
Who are you going to catch again?
Even if the FBI has law enforcement powers there, the locations of those fraudulent calls are all very backward areas.

It was packed with people.

Before you got close, it was already exposed, and then ran away.

Even if you are a magic soldier and you catch someone, it's just a worker.

They have no fear of going to jail.

If you keep them there, they're released before you can turn around and leave.

If you go to great lengths to extradite them back to China, they will also save their air tickets to the United States.

After all, even the prisons in the United States are looser than those there.

And the last thing they lack is people.

After catching a batch, it may be regarded as empowering job flow for them and introducing new blood.

What can you do to them? "

"..."

Sheldon was dumbfounded.

Can you do this?

"Statistics show that one-third of Americans have been scammed, with an average amount of $1 to $3."

Missy was very happy to give her brother a popular science, and said with a smile: "The data is still improving in a straight line, and their routines are emerging one after another, making it hard to guard against.

Even a very professional industrial chain has been formed.

Upstream technical jobs, called publishers, are responsible for locking your computer.

A midstream call center that tells you what they want you to know.

Downstream is the money mule broker, who is responsible for carrying the fraudulent money and human flesh back to the country of peace.

For example, they will first hack into your computer, and then tell you that your computer has a virus in the authentic accent of the telephone customer service.

They have to log in to your computer remotely before you can avoid the FBI's arrest of you.

Looking at the huge red letter 'FBI warning' flashing on the locked computer screen, 1/6 of Americans are fooled. "

"That's how stupid they are."

Howard laughed when he heard this: "The FBI warnings are too few to read, what is there to be afraid of, it's very stinging..."

Seeing that everyone was looking at him, he quickly covered up: "I have a friend from the FBI, he told me..."

"...and the other 1/6 were defrauded by temptations such as winning a lottery and tax rebates."

Missy didn't want to make herself sick, so she didn't ask any further questions, and continued: "Anyway, you must be more careful when you encounter special accents like customer service calls in the future."

"Do you like motorcycles? I have a Harley..."

Seeing Rajesh embarrassed again, Howard took the opportunity to sell himself.

"Harley?"

Seeing this, Rajesh was immediately dissatisfied, and directly picked up on this good friend who didn't talk about martial arts.

"Your two-wheeled scooter has a small basket for grocery shopping in front of it?"

"Then wear a helmet too!"

Howard stared at the backstabbed good friend for a long time, then continued with a cheeky face.

"Oh, so that wretched and perverted e-donkey man is you."

Missy pretended to suddenly realize: "My driver reminded me in the Caltech underground parking lot before.

She said that someone was following her, and she almost didn't draw her gun. Fortunately, I stopped her. "

"Is that woman your driver?"

Howard's smile faltered, and the strong female man who covered the sky and looked down at him appeared in front of his eyes again: "She still wants to draw the gun?"

"Still my bodyguard."

Missy smiled and said, "You know that Adam attaches great importance to safety, so even if you seem to be not very threatening.

But as long as there is a change, she will follow the standard security procedures and kill you immediately. "

"Kill?"

Howard shuddered.

"Yes."

Missy said with a half-smile: "I heard from Adam that when NYPA, LAPD, CPD, and internal police officers are trained, the first thing the trainers teach is how to keep themselves safe.

Ok.

Specifically this is the case.

When you go to the police, you must greet everyone with a smile.

But the heart is tense, ready to shoot and kill everyone at any time.

Many security personnel are retired police officers or soldiers.

Therefore, this trend quickly spread among the security personnel.

So next time you follow others, please be careful. "

"Excuse me first."

Howard heard this, got up directly, and walked towards the bathroom.

"How is it now? Finally, I'm not the only one who can't control my bladder when I'm nervous, so I have to go to the toilet, right?"

Rajesh did not forget to stab his friend who was in a hurry to urinate, and then looked at Missy with a coquettish expression.

"So, let's stop talking about those unhappy and serious things, Missy, have you heard of the Kama Sutra?"

"The Book of Sages?"

Missy looked at Rajesh who had no sense of shame speechlessly.

"Correct."

Rajesh proudly said: "It is the book of the sage of peace!
In other words, if you're wondering who wrote this divine book, it's us!
Thank you~”

"Who still reads the book of sages now?"

Howard quickly came out of the bathroom, and when he heard that Rajesh was so shameless and always backstabbed him before, he taunted him impolitely.

"Go and see the various warnings from the FBI, and you'll find everything!"

"Adam said that there is a thin line between the sage and the devil, and peace and tyranny are just two mouths."

Missy looked at Rajesh: "If you really want us to thank you for writing the book of sages, then as women, we really can't thank you!

As for the reason, I don't need to tell you, right? "

"..."

Confident and proud Rajesh met Missy's gaze, froze there, and was so embarrassed that he died again: "No, no..."

He naturally knew what Missy was talking about.

Before that, he wanted to molest Missy with the book of sages.

But when Missy related it to those generally indecent phenomena, the meaning changed immediately.

Thinking about all kinds of distorted and complicated knowledge, it seems that it has become a summary of experience after using it.

At this moment, in Rajesh's eyes, the more knowledge in the Book of Sages, the more horrifying the cruelty reflected.

It made him extremely ashamed.

"We invented circumcision."

Seeing that Rajesh was misfired, Howard proudly said, "You're welcome~"

"We even invented pajamas, thank you~"

When Rajesh saw Howard was so shameless, his shame and embarrassment disappeared instantly, and he once again seized the commanding heights for the benefit of mankind.

"..."

Missy was also shocked by the shamelessness of the good friends.

"I'm going to do my nails, Missy, do you want to come?"

Petunia finally couldn't stand it anymore, and made a timely rescue.

"Okay."

Missy really didn't want to see this strange couple anymore, she got up and said with a smile, "Adam will come over later, I'll wait for him to come before we go together."

"No thanks~"

Penny imitated Rajesh and Howard's tone and made a joke.

"Howard, do you want me to leave you the driver's phone number?"

Before Missy left, she smiled at Howard and said, "She seems to be very grateful for your circumcision. Would you like her to thank you personally?"

"Really?"

Howard subconsciously showed a joyful expression, but seeing Missy's playful smile, he immediately understood, shook his body, and said with a sneer: "Forget it, I don't like her style."

Emmm.

In fact, he can do both.

The premise must be serious and not malicious... Even a little bit of maliciousness is fine, but the maliciousness should not be too much for him to bear...

After Missy and Petunia left.

Howard and Rajesh scuffled immediately.

They're both very annoyed at each other's backstabs today and fighting over who has the right to go after Missy next.

"Stop arguing, all of you."

Leonard looked at them with disgust: "Don't you see that Missy is not interested in you at all?

And it's my apartment and she's my roommate's sister! "

"so what?"

Howard quit, retorting, "You've got Penny!"

"How did I have Petunia?"

Leonard didn't know whether to laugh or cry: "How can I have Penny?"

"So, according to Adam's rules, I can chase Petunia?"

Howard was an instant turn of the show.

Missy, Petunia, even the burly female bodyguard, any of them, he can do it.

"Damn it, of course not!"

Leonard immediately vetoed and shouted.

"You look at what's in the bowl and what's in the pot!"

Howard said angrily: "You have taken all the benefits!"

"You also said that it's either watching or looking."

Leonard complained: "Whenever one of them is implemented, then I don't care about the rest. This is the head office."

"Come on."

Rajesh mocked: "Then we have no hope in this life, I don't care, I want to pursue Missy, she is the love of my life!"

"You say that to everyone."

Howard retorted.

"As long as there is a response, I'm ok."

Rajesh stared at him.

"..."

Howard's mouth twitched, and he didn't want to talk anymore.

Faced with the scene of three good friends vying for his sister, Sheldon continued to play with the computer calmly, and even had the leisure to order pizza.

"Sheldon, I want to talk to you alone."

Seeing that Leonard couldn't convince Howard and Rajesh, his mind twitched, and he was about to take the uncle route, and took Sheldon into the bedroom.

"Sheldon, you can't just sit around, you've been the head of the family since your father died.

It's up to you to make sure Missy chooses a suitable mate. "

"You're mistaken, you should have said that to Rajesh."

Sheldon smiled and shook his head.

"Why, why, tell Rajesh?"

Leonard suddenly became nervous and asked stammeringly.

"Because this kind of backward and ignorant thinking is only preserved in Rajesh's country."

Shelton laughed: "For example, if Rajesh's father dies now, as long as you want to give Rajesh a cow, you can marry Priya (Rajesh's sister)."

"Thinking beautiful!"

Leonard gave a wry smile, then quickly changed the subject: "We're talking about Missy now.

You are Missy's twin brother, do you want to see your future nephew and niece suck? "

"Hmm."

Shelton was taken aback, nodded and said: "I didn't think of this, we do have the same DNA.

Although it is unlikely, with her talent, it is indeed possible to give birth to another me. "

"That's right."

Leonard smirked and agreed: "You don't want another you, who are still living with your mother when you grow up, or need to take drugs to talk to women?"

"Of course not."

Sheldon shook his head: "Well, they were eliminated."

Leonard was overjoyed.

But before he was happy for a few seconds, Sheldon said again: "You, too, were eliminated."

"What did you say?"

Leonard's smile froze.

"Even if Adam defends you again, Leonard Barabara, the big asthmatic king of sports... In my opinion, it's still all shortcomings, not strengths."

Sheldon said bluntly: "You have many more shortcomings than them, and after hearing what you said, I already have the best candidate!"

"Who?"

Leonard asked subconsciously.

"Adam!"

Shelton gave him a surprised look: "Who else is there besides him?"

"Indeed, who else but him..."

Leonard was speechless and smiled wryly. Seeing Sheldon turn around and leave, he couldn't help but ask, "Where are you going?"

"Go talk to Missy."

Sheldon said bluntly: "Actually, I have wanted to do this experiment for a long time..."

"La la la la."

As soon as Leonard heard it, he immediately sang a little tune to silence Sheldon.

He knew that Sheldon was unintentional, but it was easy for people to be misunderstood if the words came over.

"...It's all right now, Missy is the best subject for the experiment."

Shelton walked out while talking: "I want to see whether the child of Adam and Missy is better, or the child of Adam and Peggy is better..."

(End of this chapter)