daily drama

Chapter 1128 Adam: Poor baby, your skill is distressing
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After Missy taught Sheldon the way she was a child, she and Petunia went over again.

The three of Leonard are too hot and have such wretched eyes from Howard and Rajesh, which makes her feel deeply uncomfortable.

If it wasn't for getting to know some of her brother's female neighbors and waiting for Adam, she would have left long ago.

"Missy, you are so charming."

As soon as Penny returned to the apartment, she sighed: "Even Rajesh, who has never been able to talk to women, took drugs and became like this in order to talk to you."

"Do you want such a charm?"

Missy smiled back.

"Uh."

Penny froze.

Usually a wretched Howard, she doesn't want to go to play often.

If you add a drug-crazy Rajesh, she should never pass.

She couldn't bear such charm.

"So, Missy, if you treat Sheldon like this, won't Mrs. Cooper tell you?"

Penny quickly changed the subject, and made a kicking motion as she spoke.

"It's fine if she doesn't know."

Missy laughed.

"Won't Sheldon make small reports?"

Petunia doubted: "It feels like he should be able to do it."

"It can indeed be done."

Missy smiled and nodded: "In fact, since he was a child, he often made small reports to his mother.

Like when he was nine years old and went to high school because he was really good at math.

Every time Dad's football team plays, he has to figure out how to formulate tactics..."

"football?!"

Petunia was stunned when she heard that, and said in disbelief, "Sheldon and football?"

"I can't believe it."

Missy smiled and said, "The two completely incompatible ones actually happened when we were young.

According to Shelly's calculations, the rugby team led by his father won consecutive victories, making Shelly the most popular existence in the school all of a sudden.

There were even ferocious female classmates holding him in their arms.

Of course Xie Li felt that she wanted to 'smother him in her arms'..."

"Oh, God."

Petunia was both funny and amazed: "Speaking out of this treatment will definitely make Leonard and the others envious."

"It's a pity they're not as smart as Shirley."

Missy was a little proud: "Using mathematical calculations to design every tactic, not everyone can do it, let alone being able to do it at the age of nine."

"Nine years old?"

Penny was amazed: "I doubt it can really be done."

"Shelley, Peggy, Adam can do it."

Missy laughed: "Shelly and Peggy were super geniuses when they were kids.

And Adam is bigger and smarter, and now even Shirley is overwhelmed by him, seeing him as a genius like Peggy.

In the early years, the three masters of Texas have been circulating, it is not a joke. "

"No wonder the three of them are good friends."

Petunia, a scumbag, more or less admires this kind of legend of a top student.

Especially these three handsome men and beautiful women make Xueba's charm more convincing.

"Afterwards, my grandmother even planned to ask Shelly to help her calculate the odds and gamble for her."

Missy glanced at her and continued.

"impossible!"

Penny was dumbfounded.

If calculating tactics for rugby makes her stutter, using mathematical calculations to gamble, which is actually directly linked to money, still makes her feel more involved.

Money touches people's hearts.

"In their eyes, it's just a simple matter of memory and probability."

Missy shrugged.

"Then why don't they form a group to sweep Las Vegas..."

Petunia said subconsciously, but seeing Missy's smile, she said awkwardly: "That's what I said."

"There is no need to form a group, they can go alone."

Missy laughed and said, "It's just that Xie Li is not good, his psychological quality is too poor, and his acting skills are not good.

If it really happened in the past, it would definitely be discovered immediately and then kicked out. "

"That's true."

Petunia nodded: "Adam and Peggy don't need this little money either."

"In short, Shirley was pestered by his parents because of his good math, so he didn't have time to do his homework."

Missy turned the topic back: "It caused him to get a B for the first time in his homework, which immediately stimulated him.

Let him make a small report to his mother as soon as possible.

Dad, grandma and us, who were innocent, were severely scolded, so let us not affect his study. "

"Did B irritate him?"

Petunia, a scumbag, was speechless and curious: "How did he get a B? And what questions did he not know how to write?"

"No."

Missy smiled and said, "I'm too busy to do my homework, so I just wrote down the answers to the questions and forgot to write the steps to solve the questions."

"..."

Petunia didn't know what to say, so she took a moment to ask curiously, "Since he's been an informer since he was a child, why didn't he tell Mrs. Cooper when you beat him up like that?"

"Because he's smart."

Missy sighed and said, "Everything that provokes us to beat him up is because of what he did, which is too much.

Even if he made a small report, his mother would not stand by him unconditionally.

His reporting on such things will only weaken the power of his reporting.

And I will live in the same room with him.

The armed robots he created couldn't drive me away, and certainly couldn't protect him from my further lessons.

So after he was kicked by me, he endured it. "

"So force is the best way to convince Sheldon."

Penny was thoughtful, feeling a little happy for no reason.

"Then it depends on who."

Missy didn't want to see her own brother being bullied by outsiders, so she said with a half-smile: "It's okay for relatives to fight back in good faith.

But outsiders... don't know if you watch crime movies with high IQ?

If you have seen relevant real case records, you will know.

Some high-IQ crimes are caused by being bullied, which stimulates them to embark on a horrible criminal path. "

"Ha ha."

Petunia Ba, the high school girls' school, couldn't help laughing dryly, but felt a little uncomfortable in her heart, so she thought for a while and said.

"Missy, according to Mrs. Cooper, in her eyes, Shirley was originally going to win the Nobel Prize in Physics and then die alone.

He is so handsome, but he knows nothing about men and women, and he is not interested at all.

Could it also have something to do with being kicked by you from childhood to adulthood? "

"He has no physical problems. My mother took him for a checkup."

Missy gave her a sideways glance: "It's just a psychological feeling that the things between men and women are a waste of time and meaningless compared to exploring the truth of the universe."

"But Leonard and the others are not like this."

Penny retorted with a smile.

"That's because they're not at their peak."

Missy laughed and said, "If you haven't reached that level, you won't be able to understand it."

"Peggy and Adam, I heard they are very affectionate~"

Petunia was still not convinced.

"Everyone is different."

Missy's smile remained unchanged: "You haven't seen what Peggy was like before.

Before she was with Adam, she was almost the same as Shirley, only interested in scientific research.

If one day in the future, Xie Li can meet the right person, don't be surprised that he will fall in love.

I just want to meet such a woman whose IQ matches his and can tolerate his various weird behaviors. Maybe I really look forward to the future intelligent robot companion.

Or maybe aliens have come to pick him up. "

dong dong dong.

At this moment, the door was knocked.

"Not Sheldon."

Petunia said something with a smile, then got up and went to open the door.

Missy smiled helplessly.

My brother's obsessive-compulsive knocking on the door three times is simply too distinctive.

"Hi Leonard."

As soon as Penny opened the door, she saw Leonard standing at the door complacently.

"Hi, Penny, how are you?"

Leonard struggled: "The guy named Mick who dated you recently, are you still dating?"

"That's it."

Petunia asked in surprise, "What's wrong?"

"fine."

Leonard was relieved, in normal times, he would definitely have to ask what's going on.

But at this moment he didn't bother to ask, his voice changed immediately: "By the way, can I talk to Missy?"

"……sure."

Petunia was irritated by Leonard's flirty turn, and she helped out with a half-smile: "Missy!"

"Hi Leonard, what's up?"

Missy came over and asked with a smile.

"I confirmed it with Adam. He is very busy and probably won't have time to have dinner with you. I want to know if you would like to have dinner with me?"

Leonard looked forward to it.

"You are so sweet..."

Missy first praised her, and then changed her voice: "But, no, thank you."

"Do you have other arrangements or..."

Leonard asked.

"Do not."

Missy just smiled and shook her head without giving any explanation.

"……All right."

Leonard was stunned, and he didn't have the courage to continue to ask: "I wish you a happy evening, goodbye."

When the door of the apartment was closed, Leonard walked back blankly, and said to everyone: "Adam is right, there are indeed some problems that we didn't expect..."

"What is it?"

asked Rajesh.

"I do not know either."

Leonard was still a little confused, looking at Adam who was sitting on the sofa laughing: "Adam, can you tell us?"

"Stop joking."

Adam smiled and said, "It's impossible for you not to know."

"We really don't know."

Leonard called.

"Never mind, it's my turn."

Howard couldn't wait any longer, so he got up and walked out.

Adam signaled everyone to silence, and began to watch the show.

He had just arrived, and as soon as he entered the door, he saw the three of Leonard arguing over who had the right to pick up Missy.

Seeing him coming, he immediately carefully asked if they could pursue Missy, and after getting Adam's affirmation, he became excited again.

They are all friends, and they can't be too violent and bloody.

Fortunately, they have their own way, and it's still a glory showdown.

So they picked up the somatosensory game and started to fight hard on the computer. Whoever wins the boxing match will take the upper hand.

Adam kindly reminds them what they seem to have forgotten.

But they don't remember at all, it's useless for them to take the lead, and Missy doesn't like the three of them at all.

Therefore, when the boxing champion Leonard went to invite Missy complacently, he was punched unconscious by the sudden refusal.

Howard had already walked over with his wand at this time, knocked on the opposite door, and saw Missy.

"Missy, do you like magic?"

"I don't like it very much, no, I don't like it."

Missy shook her head.

"Then you are lucky, after this time, you will like magic."

Howard was much thicker than Leonard, he didn't care about Missy's refusal, and started his own lame performance: "Look, this is an ordinary walking stick..."

The cane turned into a yellow handkerchief with the words: "Would you like to date me?"

"No!"

Missy's attitude remained firm.

Howard was not discouraged, he hummed a little tune and swung his arms, but simply gave up the technique of diverting people's attention to achieve magical effects.

Because he couldn't do it at all, he took out another yellow handkerchief he had prepared in advance from his sleeve in such a big way, with the words on it: "Are you sure?"

With Howard's expression and demeanor, the magic effect is zero, and the comedy effect pierces the sky.

"..."

Missy also couldn't laugh or cry, but still smiled awkwardly and politely, and then slowly closed the door.

Howard was still not discouraged, he held up the yellow handkerchief, and kept moving, trying to make Missy change her mind when she saw it when she looked back, until the door was completely closed.

Across the apartment, Adam couldn't hold back his laughter anymore.

It has to be said that Howard's funny talent in this area is definitely at the level of a super genius.

In the Chinese version of the previous life, only Zhang Dapao can fully restore his sense of humor, but cannot restore his coquettishness.

Because Howard is so coquettish.

"Okay, magic is just magic after all."

Howard was not embarrassed.

He has encountered too many more embarrassing things than this, so this is where he is.

"That's your magic is too rubbish."

Adam laughed and said, "I think you've seen too much of your idol Barney Stinson, and learned it on purpose, right?

Just compared with him, you are too perfunctory.

Of course it also depends on what you choose.

Barney, who is proficient and gorgeous in magic, chooses targets who are big and brainless, and there is a certain probability of failure.

Not to mention that you, who are so perfunctory, actually set your sights on a strong woman like Missy.

The 'bastard in your sleeve pocket, go away! '"If you don't leave, I'll call the police!"'Go to hell, pervert! 'Wait, the predictions prepared in advance are useless, right? "

Emmm.

This kind of magic is actually a probability of fighting, calculate the reaction of most people in advance, and then prepare.

When the reaction is right, it appears that the marksmanship is accurate.

Because the big data analysis is based on the general reaction of most people, as long as you prepare in advance, the probability of success is actually not low.

Of course, it doesn't matter if you are wrong, just choose the next one.

"how do you know?"

Howard smiled awkwardly.

Under the strong request of Leonard and the others, they took out yellow handkerchiefs with notes written in advance from their pocket sleeves, with all kinds of words.

"You are really experienced..."

Adam looked at the various yellow handkerchiefs piled up into a hill, glanced at the various abuses on it, and sighed.

"It's not successful, it's not that you didn't work hard enough, it's because of you."

"..."

Howard's mouth twitched.

No matter how well prepared he is, it is said that predicting magic should be very shocking.

Even if it doesn't work, if you provoke the other party to scold a few times, it's for the next time you succeed in accumulating a database of speech skills.

But Missy didn't even scold him.

This left him speechless.

Especially Adam's expression of "your success is not because you didn't work hard enough, but because you are too wretched and made all these efforts in vain".

It made him not want to talk anymore.

How does this make him change!

(End of this chapter)