Universe Infinite Canteen

"Uh, what did you say?"

"I'm doing better than them now." Ragdoll Cat said proudly, "You saw my performance outside your restaurant before, tell me if it's cute or not."

"Yes... it's cute, but I don't understand," Malu said, "Didn't you say you despise this kind of behavior?"

"It was like this at first, but then I thought about it carefully, isn't this the life I dream of?" Ragdoll Cat crossed his legs.

"In another dimension, I was a social animal, and I was fooled by my stupid boss for a little salary all year round. I finally made some money and had to pay my ex-wife alimony regularly. Now, I don't have to do anything, just stretch and act cute, and there is a young woman running around for me and making money for me to spend."

"You are corrupted, my friend." Lilim said.

"Whatever you say, my life is much better now than before. I don't have to work. I just sit on the sofa and watch TV or bask in the sun on the balcony every day. Xiaoyan will take me out for an outing on Saturdays and Sundays and introduce me to her sisters. I have to admit that I am a little moved by her. Maybe we will get married in the future." "I don't want to discourage you, but you are just a cat." Malu said. "So what? I don't care if she is a monkey. In fact, I have been trying to learn to distinguish the appearance of you monkeys recently, rebuild my aesthetics, and prepare for my second marriage. "I can't boast that I have completely mastered the skills in this area, but I have made great progress. My accuracy rate in the Hupu Beauty PK has exceeded 90%. The next step is to work hard to develop a physiological response to beautiful women, which is an indispensable part of a happy marriage. " "It sounds like a big project." "It's not that difficult. When our cats are in estrus, they will not even let go of the quilt. " "Well, since you are living so comfortably, why did you run away from home again. ”

When the Ragdoll Cat mentioned this, his anus tightened visibly, "Because I peeked at Xiaoyan's phone and found that she had made an appointment for the pet clinic next week to castrate me."

"Wow, this is really..." Lilim exclaimed.

"This is too much, right? That woman must be crazy! She plans to castrate her fiancé. I like my little brother. We have been together since birth and have always gotten along well. I don't want to lose it. You are also a man, you should understand." The Ragdoll Cat looked at Malu.

"I can understand why you ran away from home." Malu said, "Then what are your plans next, and find a new owner?"

"I don't use the word owner. I usually call them intermittent companion working monkeys. In addition, I don't plan to find a new one. Thank you. Xiaoyan and I, we just encountered some problems that most couples will encounter. I plan to separate from her temporarily for a while to let her calm down.

"When she realizes that it's wrong to castrate me, I'll give her another chance and come back to her."

"During this period of calm, are you going to become a stray cat?" Lilim asked.

"No, of course not. I've never been a stray cat since I was born, not even for a day," said the ragdoll cat. "I met Xiaoyan soon after I came here and lived with her. In short, I won't sleep in the green belt of the community like other stray cats, or eat garbage from the trash can. That's too embarrassing."

"Where do you plan to live?"

The ragdoll cat looked at Malu. "A pigeon told me before that if I have nowhere to go recently, I can come to you. It said you can accept a talking kitten."

"I don't have any problem with kittens talking, and I sympathize with your experience, but this is just a restaurant, not a hotel," said Malu. "I haven't thought about receiving other guests, unless..."

"Unless what?"

"Unless If you are willing to pay me star coins, you can stay here as long as you want. "

"I only have 20 cat coins on me, which I brought with me when I went out. I planned to buy egg yolks downstairs of the company. My plane is the same as yours, both outside the major leagues."

"That's a bit troublesome..."

"Why is it troublesome? Don't kittens in this plane have to pay?"

"Not all projects can be free of charge."

The ragdoll cat pointed at Lilim again, "What about her? Why can this little guy stay in your store?"

"She is an employee here." Malu pondered for a moment and said, "How about this, if you are willing to work here, I can also consider taking you in for a while."

"Work?" Hearing these two words, the ragdoll cat became alert.

"What can you do?"

"Play with fur balls, poop by yourself, act cute, stick to each other..."

"I'm talking about your abilities that are different from other cats. What is your core competitiveness?"

"Talk."

"Besides talking?"

The ragdoll cat thought for a while, "I can also drive, smoke, drink, perm my hair, and secretly download movies online."

"Send me a copy of the seeds later." Malu said, "But these are not enough to make you stay. By the way, you said before that you had a golden finger when you traveled through time. What is that?"

The ragdoll cat seemed a little reluctant to talk about this topic. Malu asked twice before, and it slowly said, "I can... produce beverages."

"Produce beverages?" Malu became interested, "How to produce."

"Honestly, I don't even know if this is a golden finger or not." The Ragdoll Cat said, "This ability is so weak that I don't want to use it even once. It's too embarrassing for the cat."

"It doesn't matter," Ma Lu encouraged, "show me the show. I happen to be short of a few drinks in the store."

"No, forget it. You won't drink it, even though it tastes not bad."

Hearing what he said, Malu's interest became even more intense. More than one of the previous guests had asked him if there were any drinks here.

In the past two days, Malu has been seriously considering whether to add a freezer and sell some drinks, but he has not decided what to sell.

With the current daily profit of Universe Infinite Canteen, Ma Lu no longer values ​​ordinary drinks, and now his restaurant has slowly established an impression of novelty and deliciousness in the minds of diners, selling ordinary drinks with the feel and atmosphere of the store. Some discrepancies.

So Malu said, "Just do it. I will definitely drink it when it's done, and it must taste really good. From now on, you will be a member of the store."

"That... okay then." The Ragdoll said reluctantly, "I need a cup."

Malu immediately went to the disinfection cabinet nearby and took out a freshly washed cup and placed it in front of him. "What raw materials do you want? Do you want me to give up the kitchen to you?"

"No need." The Ragdoll Cat said to Lilim who was standing aside, "Madam, please step aside."

When Lilim turned around, he took out his penis and sipped it into the cup. He quickly drank half of the cup and shook it twice after urinating. Then he put away his penis and rushed to the opposite side of Malu Road. "Please enjoy."