Universe Infinite Canteen

He Xiaoqian teased the ragdoll cat for a while, then reluctantly left work.

Malu originally wanted to contact the girl with a single ponytail as soon as possible to tell her that her cat had been found, but because her phone number was not left on her phone and the cat-finding notice was not with her, she had no choice but to give up.

He had to go home after the store closed anyway, so he could just take the cat back with him and return it upstairs.

With this in mind, Malu went to the kitchen to get some hind leg meat from the self-exploding jerboa, intending to give it to Mr. Hairball to pad his belly.

When he returned to the front hall, he found that the cat was missing. It wasn't until he took two more steps toward the door that he saw Mr. Hairball again on a chair.

Different from the gentlemanly elegance when he was outside the door just now, this ragdoll cat is leaning on the back of the chair in a sitting posture like a middle-aged uncle, with one paw still scratching its butt.

"Hey, buddy, do you have a cigarette?"

"No, and smoking is now banned in public places across the country." Ma Lu said.

"I know, don't be so rigid. There are no other customers at the moment. I haven't smoked in fucking weeks. Gee, I really miss the days when I used to smoke... So women just get in the way, right? "What's that in your hand?"

"Rat leg meat."

"Ugh, vomit... take it away! Take it away, I don't want to eat mice. Those dirty little black things are so disgusting. They are covered with germs. Oh my God, you still have the nerve to accuse me of smoking in public." , you, a restaurant owner, openly feed your customers rat meat, this is so damn perverted, man!”

"This is not a rat from this plane...it is a self-destructing jerboa that I bred myself. There is no need to worry about hygiene, but if you don't want to eat it, forget it."

Malu put the plate on another table behind him and looked at the ragdoll cat in front of him, curiously.

"What the hell are you?"

"Stupid question, what else can I be besides a cat when I look like this?" The puppet rolled his eyes.

"But you are not a cat from this universe."

"That's true." The puppet nodded, "One day I woke up and drove to work as usual. That day should have been Monday, so I drank a little wine before going out to numb my brain and let It thought it was almost Friday, otherwise the coming week would be very difficult.

"I drank, um... maybe a bottle, but it didn't work because my boss called me to ask how the previous deal went, so I drank another bottle, then turned on the computer and logged on to recruitment Website, see where they are recruiting new people.

"But most companies only recruit people under the age of 35. Then I drank another bottle, and most likely said some bad things about the government. During the period, I seemed to have called my ex-wife. I don't remember... Anyway, after hanging up the phone, I drank another bottle.

"Then my boss called me again to urge me to go to the company, so I drove out and encountered a black hole on the road."

"Black hole?"

"Yes, it's the kind of black hole in anime movies. It looks pitch black, and then there are some special effects on the outside. The darkness inside will also rotate. As long as you look at it a few more times, you will feel like you will be sucked in.

"The black hole looked suspicious, so I drove around it, but it was very cunning. When I looked back, it quietly ran in front of me, and then I was sucked in by it, and then it came here."

"Uh...so the reason you're here is because of the black hole, not because of drunk driving."

"Of course, what are you thinking? I've always driven very steadily, and I haven't had any traffic accidents in more than ten years."

"That's...a crack in the plane." Lilim came out of the kitchen at some point and interjected after hearing this.

"Plane crack?"

"Yes, planes are not always stable. There will be plane cracks in every plane. They will appear once every tens or hundreds of years. Then some unlucky people will be sucked into the plane cracks and randomly transported to other places. Go to the plane."

"Oh, where did you come from, villain? Did I drink too much again?"

"She is from Valkina, her name is Lilim, and she is an employee of my restaurant." Malu introduced, "So, you were also a human before you traveled through time?"

"No, of course not, I have always looked like this, whether before or after being sucked into that black hole." Ragdoll Cat said.

"But you mentioned before that you go to work, look for jobs online, drive, etc... These things have nothing to do with cats."

"Why do you have such a prejudice? Listen, in my world, cats control everything. We build cities, cultivate farmland, and grow catnip. Have you heard of catnip plantations?

"In our history, some hairless cats were the first to build wooden boats that could sail on the sea, and then hunted cats from other continents. They especially liked short-haired cats because they were simple-minded and muscular.

“They sent those short-haired cats to catnip plantations, where they worked day and night for the farmers, and then hundreds of years later, the capitalists sent cats like us to cubicles to feed They act like cattle and horses.

"Look, after all this time, nothing has changed." Ragdoll spread his hands, "But the good news is that alcohol and cigarettes are cheaper now than they were then, and we still have cat movies to watch, so, I Guess most of us cats just make do with it.”

"Uh... what about humans? Where are the humans on your plane?"

"We don't have humans there," said the Ragdoll Cat, "but there are some monkeys. Some cats will raise monkeys. I had one when I was a child. I called him Zhizhi, or Qiqi. Damn, I don't remember. …Anyway, I didn’t raise it for long before it was taken away by the monkey dealer.”

The ragdoll cat sighed after saying this, "I am also a cat who has read anime and online articles, and I was actually quite happy after discovering that I traveled through time myself.

"You know, usually in this situation, we will be given some kind of sacred mission, and we will be worshiped as saviors by the locals. I will also get a gold finger or something, oh, I did have a gold finger.

"But I later discovered that this world was completely different from what I imagined. It was ruled by a group of monkeys, oh sorry... a group of humans, and we cats were just pets.

"And most cats in this plane are stupid. They don't know how to dust, program, play the violin, or make movies. They just play with hairballs on the carpet every day, rub their trouser legs, and expose their bellies to humans. Touching has no dignity at all.”

Ragdoll complained, "When I first came here, I couldn't believe that there could be such a degenerate race, but now I've done better than them."