my monster girlfriends

But she has only this regret. Her legs are very slender, her waist is very soft, her facial features are very beautiful, and more importantly, she has a very youthful look.

And as long as they are men, whether it is a man, a 28-year-old man, or a 38-year-old man, they all like the taste of youth. Tasting this taste can remind them of the past, and the past is more mellow than any wine thing.

Yuan Zhuzui couldn't help but said: "If we order you, what can you do?"

The girl clapped her palms, "I can let you eat!" She narrowed her eyes, like crescent moons, "I can cut the best fish belly for you, and then cover the bright red fish fillet On me, as your plate."

Yuanzhu raised his forehead drunk and said to himself: "Is it because I am behind the times, are all girls these days like this..."

He added: "I don't want to eat sashimi, let alone you, I just want to ask, what's your name?"

Unexpectedly, upon hearing this question, the girl covered her mouth in surprise, as if she was terrified.

Yuan Zhuzui was confused by this action.

After she finished these actions, she giggled: "I can't tell you that! The teacher told me that if a man says he doesn't want to eat a girl, but instead asks the girl's name, he not only wants to eat the girl." Girl, I still want to eat her heart! What's even worse is that she clearly ate her heart, but she just doesn't want to eat that girl! The heart is gone, but the body is still fine, and the pain will kill me in the end .”

Yuan Zhuzui was stunned: "Your teacher taught you this?"

"It wasn't the teacher who taught me, her own heart was stolen like this, but she didn't say that, she only said that the man was good, I learned this from her myself!" The girl wrinkled her nose. , snorted softly, "So, I won't tell you my name, if you really want to call me, just call me 'One'."

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①There is more tonight, later

It’s you, it’s you: NO.4 The girl worth two bowls of ramen

"If you really want to call me, just call me 'one'."

Yuan Zhuzui was taken aback when he heard this, "Are you a secret witch?"

All the hidden witches are orphans adopted by the shrine. They practice special onmyoji, wear uniform costumes, have no names, only code names, and one day, they will kill someone, or die in the hands of people like Baiyin .

One with a beautiful wrinkled nose: "I am not, but my teacher is, she is old and dead, and this name is mine."

Yuan Zhuzui is even more strange: "The hidden witch can die? Or, when she dies, she is still the hidden witch?"

Qi Yi didn't seem to want to answer this question, she gave Yuanzhu a drunken look: "My guest, where do you think this is?"

Yuan Zhuzui said, "Ramen shop."

One imitated Cai Baiyin's accent: "Then what do you do at the ramen shop?"

Yuan Zhuzui couldn't laugh or cry.

Bai Yin said with a smile: "That's true, is the chat over? If it's over, please serve us two ramen noodles."

One looked over: "How much is two servings of ramen?"

Bai Yin pointed to the sake on the table: "Two servings, just enough for us to finish this pot of wine."

One dissatisfaction: "I don't drink alcohol, and I'm not a hateful man. How do I know how many ramen noodles two hateful men need to eat after drinking a pot of sake?"

Yuanzhu smiled drunkly: "Don't say it's you, even I don't know how much ramen will two hateful men want after drinking a pot of wine."

Bai Yin also said with a smile: "How much to drink mainly depends on your mood. Of course, you can also look at beautiful women. For example, if a beautiful girl like you is willing to let us see, it will be interesting to drink dry."

One of them gave Bai Yin a hard look, but it was a pity that he looked harmless, so the stare was also harmless.

"Teacher was devoured by such a slick and hateful man like you! You will die unhappy, and you are all Xia people!"

She yelled, and puffed up her chest, showing her youthful waist and legs: "Then you can see it, show it to you, just look at it."

Yuan Zhuzui blinked: "What are you looking at?"

Qi Yi also blinked: "Look at me! If you watch me drink, I won't have to serve you noodles!"

After all, she hugged the account book with one hand, stretched out the other hand, spread her white and tender palm, and stretched it out between the two hateful men.

This time it was Bai Yin's turn to blink: "What are you doing?"

One said: "Give me the money."

Yuan Zhuzui was surprised: "Although the boss was not you just now, and I don't know why it became you, but I definitely paid the money, no matter the wine price or the ramen money."

One said: "You haven't finished."

Yuan Zhuzui asked: "Isn't it finished?"

One replied: "If you ask me a hundred times, I still haven't finished."

"Where is it not finished?"

"Of course it's the two bowls of ramen you ordered." One said, "Do you need to pay for the meal when you eat ramen?"

Bai Yin took a sip of wine and agreed, "It's only natural to pay for meals."

One asked: "Would you like to drink while eating ramen?"

Bai Yin took another sip of wine, and agreed again: "Yes."

One finally asked: "I'm standing here for you to see, and I served you drinks, do you have to give me ramen money?"

Bai Yin praised highly, this night, his voice seemed to be very passionate all the time: "Okay, Mother Tete makes sense!"

Turning around, looking at Yuan Zhuzui, "Give me the money!"

Everyone was shocked: "Why should I give it? You didn't look at her, did you?"

Bai Yin said, "Because you have money."

Yuan Zhuzui said: "Why do you have to treat people when you have money? Virgins still have male reproductive organs that have never been used! Why have never seen a man who has never used his wife let him go?"

Bai Yin asked: "Really not?"

Yuan Zhuzui said, "If you ask a hundred times again, you won't give me anything."

"Okay." Bai Yin slapped a banknote on the palm of Qiyi, "Is this enough for four bowls of ramen?"

One thought for a while, nodded, and looked at Bai Yin: "Would you like two more bowls of ramen?"

Bai Yin snapped his fingers.

Holding the money in one hand, he trotted away, his back was a deer with food in his mouth, Bai Yin smiled and looked at Yuan Zhuzui: "I will pay this time, next time you come, between friends, come and go." Past."

Of course, Yuan Zhuzui would not be short of money for four bowls of ramen, let alone four bowls, even forty bowls, or four hundred bowls, he would not blink, because he didn't want to pay just now, he simply resisted being taken advantage of.

He responded happily: "Okay."

Then he saw Bai Yin smiling.

Of course Bai Yin can laugh, anyone in the world can laugh.

But Bai Yin's smile at this time is very strange. If Yuan Zhuzui really had to describe it, then this morning, when he asked him for the Batmobile, he should have this expression.

That's the expression when you treat someone who has been taken advantage of.

But Yuan Zhuzui didn't care, he was the head of the Yuan family, and if the properties of the Yuan family were gathered in the same place, one person could drive a car for more than ten hours.

Therefore, when the delicious ramen was served, when Baiyin placed an order with him again, and the purchase was for one of his own companions, he was still eating the noodles calmly.

The excellent tonkotsu soup, paired with strong noodles, soy sauce and miso, is really wonderful. After eating such warm ramen, let alone a pot of wine, you can drink ten pots of wine.

Therefore, for a long, long time in the future, Yuan Zhuzui wants to strangle himself who is immersed in eating noodles at this moment. If he is given a chance to return to the present, he will strangle Bai Yin to death first, and then kill one of them. , and finally strangled himself.

Because, Qiyi has always been good at selling herself for a good price. The first time, she sold herself for two bowls of ramen, and the second time, she sold herself to the reorganization of the secret witch.

The responsibility for reorganizing the secret priestess who was almost killed by Bai Yin half an hour ago fell on Yuan Zhuzui.

As long as Yuan Zhu Zui resists a little tonight, Bai Yin will take care of this job.

If Bai Yin solves this matter, it means that the strategy bureau will solve it; if the strategy bureau solves it, it means that a certain man will take action to solve it; and when that man takes action to solve it, there are almost nothing that cannot be solved in this world.

It's a pity that Yuan Zhuzui didn't, neither resisted nor had the chance to return to the present, let alone strangle the smiling Bai Yin to death.

So, the two nasty men finished two bowls of hot ramen and drank half a pot of deadly spicy sake, called a girl who sold themselves two bowls of ramen, and went out together.

Their goal tonight is to blow up the shrine on the mountain and the mountain of the shrine.

The time now is, in the evening, 19:45.

The fate is you, so it is you: today there is no update, and the emperor's uncle and father-in-law.

A few days ago, in the chapter about the last fishing, someone posted that he absolutely did not believe it was the last time.

Everyone knows me, the author who I love so much.

Of course, the desire of the readers must be satisfied!

So, today is gone.

that is it.

...well, seriously.

The water is warm in March, and I went fishing with my father-in-law today.

Of course, as the saying goes, "fishing does not catch crucian carp in March", the catch of fishing on this kind of day must be mediocre.

The problem is, my father-in-law will only have time for the next six months...

So that's it.

Oh yes, it's a pity that I didn't spend time with Ms. Yu today, so there is no warm episode (shrug).

......

"So, why don't you take her with you?" I scratched my head, "Although she has always been impatient for fishing... But when she is with me, she is quite obedient, right?"

I'm not trying to be brave... If there is only one person in this world who can keep Miss Yu from being bored, that person must be me.

My father-in-law glanced at me: "How do you make her obedient?"

I smiled proudly: "There are many ways."

"You don't need to explain to me, of course I know how to make my wife happy and how to make her obey." Father-in-law chuckled, "And, I also know that after seeing the methods I mentioned, her father will definitely not be too happy ..."

"... Uncle (not yet married, so I called him that first), have I done something wrong recently? Or is there something wrong with my life...?"

"That's not true." Father-in-law said quietly, "It's just that you and your father are becoming more and more like each other..."

I laughed a few times: "Ha, haha...haven't your relationship always been good..."

My father-in-law smiled at me with his teeth bared: "That's pretty good... But let me ask you, do you have such a good friend with whom you have a good relationship?"

"There are one or two." I thought for a while, "Of course, there must not be a relationship as strong as yours." By the way, I flattered.

Flattering my father-in-law is not shabby, not shabby at all.

I can't say that I used to have a good relationship with girls, and there were basically no boys, but now I'm not in contact with each other, right?

I don't want to be thrown from the car yet...

"Then let me ask you again." Father-in-law was smoking a cigarette, "A guy who looks more and more like your friend in terms of character and face can make your daughter so happy... Are you happy?"

I dare not accept this.

It’s You, It’s You: NO.5 The Stupidest Idiot in the World

After having one of them on the table, Bai Yin stopped drinking, because two men drink wine for righteousness, one man and one woman drink love, but if two men and one woman drink too much It's vinegar, the sour old vinegar that makes people frown.

Bai Yin is a smart person, there are few people in the world who are smarter than him, and smart people never drink jealousy.

In this way, two drunk men and a woman who sold herself for a good price took only a few minutes to make a detailed plan to blow up the mountain.

Even the most lawless lunatics have to go through an hour to a whole night of detailed preparations when they want to rob a bank. If they are more cautious, it will take several days.

But the place they want to rob is much more dangerous than the bank, and the thing they want to rob is much more precious than money, but it only takes a bowl of noodles.

From this point of view, they are really suitable for this job.

Miao Wuwu didn't know that there were three guys on the way to blow up the holy mountain, because she was eating fish now.

The fried small fish sticks are crispy and full of flavor. When stuffed into the mouth, the skin and bones are crushed together. It's as wonderful as meeting a beautiful beauty under the bright moonlight.

No one can stop a hungry cat from happily eating small fish sticks, especially when the fried fish that the owner just promised to buy for her ends up meowing and eating by himself.

Not even the yin and yang leader who has the power to overwhelm the world.

The yin and yang leader is really not good, he has even been sitting here for 5 minutes.