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In front of him was a bowl of ramen that hadn't been touched by chopsticks.

Cold ramen.

Bai Yin walked over: "Is this the noodles you ordered?"

He was wearing a white shirt and had leather shoes on his feet. When he asked questions, he was smiling. He was not at all as reliable and stable as a professional executive when we first met.

If it weren't for the fact that there is only one intact table in this store now, and the boss has gone somewhere, the store might not let him in at all.

Because his expression at this time is very much like a prodigal son who is about to eat the overlord's meal.

Yuan Zhuzui's reply was short: "Yes."

Bai Yin asked: "Then are you hungry?"

Yuan Zhuzui glanced at him: "Do you want to say next, if you are not hungry, then I will eat your noodles, do you mind?"

Bai Yin smiled and said: "It seems that I was wrong, you are not the not-so-bright Yuan Zhuzui, you are the smart Yuan Zhuzui."

Yuan Zhuzui continued to glance at him: "Why did I suddenly become smart again? Just because I can guess what you're going to say?"

Here, Bai Yin has already grabbed the noodle bowl with one hand, put the chopsticks in place, picked up a big lump of ramen noodles that was shining with oil, and sucked them into his mouth with a gurgle.

"Of course." He chewed his noodles, "I'm the smart Bai Yin, if you can guess my next sentence, of course you are the smart Yuan Zhuzui."

Sakurajima's ramen mostly uses tonkotsu soup, and the noodles are relatively firm. When the soup is ready to eat, the noodles are just as chewy.

It is worthy of being called a country that strictly abides by the rules. Even eating ramen has to follow the rules.

It's a pity that Bai Yin's noodles are already lumpy, and the soup is already cold. The consequence of sticking to the rules is that if you don't follow the rules, you won't be able to eat good noodles.

But Bai Yin still ate big mouthfuls, snorting, as if what he was eating was not the cold and lumpy ramen, but the warm and chewy ramen.

Yuan Zhuzui watched him eating his noodles calmly.

He said, "Since you are so smart, do you know what I want to say?"

Bai Yin said, "Of course I know."

Yuan Zhuzui asked: "Then what do I want to say?"

Bai Yin spoke faster than him, and he said, "Your next sentence is, 'Then what do I want to say'?"

The two sentences overlapped, word for word, like two long swords clashing.

Yuanzhu's drunken hand stopped, looking at Bai Yin's eyes, he seemed a little speechless.

"Just kidding, just kidding." Bai Yin said with a smile, "You must want to say that you lost the fight just now."

Yuan Zhuzui remained silent.

"The most shameful thing for a man is that his wife is taken away by another man." Bai Yin said, "If there is anything more shameful than this, it must be that when this man fights with the man who robbed him, He was beaten severely."

He shrugged his shoulders: "If it is a prodigal son who acts on his own will, even if his limbs are cut off and he crawls with his chin, he will have to climb up the 880 steps in front of the shrine again. Bite your sword and continue to fight with the leader of Yin and Yang, even if you don't kill him for a day, you will be a coward of No. [-] Tianzi."

Yuan Zhuzui did not speak.

He just took a sip of wine silently and closed his eyes.

It seems to be immersed in endless regret.

And Bai Yin started to eat noodles again.

When he picked up the chopsticks to pull the noodles again, the subtle sound of Yiye falling to the ground sounded behind him.

It was a long and narrow sword, and the person who wielded it was Yuan Shuangyue, as fierce as a black dragon pouncing on food.

Bai Yin didn't look back.

He took another big mouthful of ramen slowly, chewed it up slowly, swallowed it slowly, even poured himself a glass of sake slowly, and washed the noodles down.

He finished all these slowly, and then looked at Yuan Shuangyue who was motionless.

The second young lady didn't intend to withdraw the knife. Bai Yin's words just now were absolutely humiliating, so she swung the knife with the mentality of humiliating the minister to death.

She knows that she is definitely not Bai Yin's opponent, but she is not an opponent, and sometimes it has nothing to do with whether she can make a move.

It was ice that made her stop.

The ice that broke through her energy defense directly froze her arm.

Counting immortals is the ability to break through all the weak points in the world, not to mention, there is a huge gap between the two of them between human gods and non-human gods.

With this level of gap, Bai Yin could even directly let Bing appear in Yuan Shuangyue's heart.

Yuan Shuangyue was already unable to move, but her beautiful eyes were still staring at Bai Yin.

Stare hard.

It's a pity that Bai Yin is not someone who will be intimidated by such eyes.

Maybe there is a girl who can scare him, but she won't be Yuan Shuangyue.

Snapped.

Bai Yin snapped his fingers.

At the same time, the ice crystals shattered.

Second Miss fell to the ground, unconscious.

After doing this, he looked at Yuan Zhuzui again.

And the elders have already opened their eyes.

Not only did he open his eyes, he was even smiling, slyly, like a fox.

If a girl sees this smile, if that girl doesn't have her own heart, she will probably fall in love with such a man because of such a smile.

Bai Yin looked at him, and also laughed: "It seems that you are not only a smart Yuan Zhuzui, but also a cunning Yuan Zhuzui."

"She will definitely stop me from what I'm going to do next, but I can't knock her out, so I have to borrow your hand." Yuan Zhuzui shrugged: "You can guess my cunning thoughts, you It's really cunning."

"I know you too well. If you are really sad, you won't even know how to eat ramen, because only when you are full can you solve the things that make you uncomfortable." Bai Yin smiled, "Since everyone is so cunning, how about Have a drink?"

"Good! Cheers."

"cheers."

The glasses collided.

When a man toasts, he must be happy and smile!

"So, how do you know that I lost the fight?" Yuan Zhuzui asked while drinking, "I thought I would remind you again, so that you can cooperate with my scene."

"Because, when I killed 45 hidden witches, the leader of Yin Yang ran to the opposite side of me." Bai Yin said, "and took my cat away."

The wine glass in Yuan Zhuzui's hand dropped to the ground, "What did you say?"

Of course there is nothing wrong with his ears, he asked again, just couldn't believe it.

"I said, Commander Yin Yang took my cat away."

Yuan Zhu looked into Bai Yin's eyes drunkenly, and suddenly said, "You did it on purpose!"

Bai Yin didn't speak, just laughed.

Yuan Zhuzui looked at Bai Yin's white shirt, "Because you put your windbreaker on her!" He continued, "You left a mark on it, it will protect your cat, and it will also bring you to Right place!"

Bai Yin also continued to laugh.

"It's not important." He poured himself a glass of wine and poured another for Yuan Zhuzui, "The important thing is that we now have a common goal."

Yuan Zhuzui smiled again, "Yes, a common goal."

He was drinking, "I'm in charge of blowing up mountains."

Bai Yin said, "I'm in charge of kicking the door."

"I'm in charge of finding the demon."

"I'm in charge of killing people."

"Go tonight?"

"Going right now!"

It's you, it's you: NO.3 Girl's heart

Although both of them said "go now", neither of them meant to leave.

They sat in the ruins, still pouring wine by themselves, and then drank by themselves, taking small sips and drinking quietly.

Bai Yin said: "I seldom drink with others, but I always feel that our way of drinking is not right."

Yuan Zhuzui asked, "You rarely drink with others?"

Bai Yin said: "Yes, drinking with a girl will show bad intentions. Whether I am drunk or she is drunk, some wonderful things will happen; but drinking with a man, I can't find anyone worth drinking."

Yuan Zhuzui said, "So drink it yourself."

Bai Yin said: "So I drank it myself, sitting on the roof of my house, counting the stars and drinking."

Yuan Zhuzui was silent for a while, because he knew how lonely a man is, so he counted the stars and drank alone.

He also suddenly understood what the ability to be an immortal means. It is a kind of ability like the sun. When the sun rises, all the stars will disappear, and they still exist, but the light is too bright. blocks all starlight.

His own loneliness is the loss of a confidant; the loneliness of the man in front of him is the lack of a confidant at all.

This is normal, who can know the depth of the sea?It's like no one can look directly at the sun, the better the vision, the more piercing that person can't open his eyes.

Yuan Zhuzui suddenly laughed again: "I guess, every time you count the stars, you can only count halfway."

Bai Yin teased: "You think highly of her, if I carry small dried fish with me, I will definitely not count half of them."

Yuan Zhuzui said: "That's great, it seems that you don't have to worry about drinking alone."

Bai Yin shook his head: "You misunderstood me, I said it's not right, not because there is no one to accompany the wine, but because there is no food to accompany the wine."

It's okay if he doesn't say this, but when he said this, Yuan Zhuzui's eyes widened immediately. He looked at the ramen bowl in front of Bai Yin. There was only clear soup in the bowl, and there was a layer of floating oil stars. There is not even a leaf of vegetable, so poor that it looks like a rice bowl hidden in a beggar's house.

Yuan Zhuzui asked: "Are you ashamed to say that? You still have at least a bowl of noodles in your stomach, which can be eaten with wine, but I am the one who can only drink dry wine! Obviously, I didn't eat a bite of the noodles I ordered. "

Bai Yin's expression was very serious: "If it wasn't for this bowl of uneaten noodles, I might not be able to understand what you mean, I might really think you are a wimpy Tianzi No. 880, and I might break your legs, Hold your feet upside down, and then drag you up the [-] eight steps of the shrine."

Yuanzhu laughed drunkenly: "Eat my noodles, is it reasonable for you?"

Bai Yin smiled and said: "In principle, you can't lose, but if you really want me to compensate you, I can also compensate you for ordering food and drinks."

Yuan Zhuzui didn't speak, everyone took a long sip of wine, and turned their eyes around, from the cracked counter, to the incomplete door, and then to the broken wine bottles, sawdust, and ramen bowls on the ground, turning around for a full circle, and finally , looked at Bai Yin again, and took another sip of wine by the way.

His gaze said: "This store is so virtuous, where do you go to get food and drinks?"

Bai Yin didn't seem to understand what he meant: "Do you believe it or not?"

Yuan Zhuzui nodded heavily: "Trust!"

Bai Yin was stunned for a moment: "You actually believe it? The place is so broken, where can I get some food and drink?"

Yuan Zhuzui shrugged: "How do I know?"

Bai Yin asked: "I don't know if you still believe it?"

Yuan Zhuzui asked: "Getting food and drink, blowing up the mountain of the shrine, or kicking the gate of the commander, which is more unbelievable? You are going to kill the people who go to the shrine soon. What else do you have that I can't believe?"

Bai Yin nodded: "It makes sense!" He snapped his fingers again, "Boss!"

This time it was Yuanzhu's turn to be stupefied. After seeing a certain fox, he only asked the commander of Yin and Yang a word, and after that sentence, he immediately started to kill the other fox.It's a pity that he killed the table, the chair, and the door, but he couldn't kill the commander of yin and yang. If it wasn't for the other party who seemed to be in a hurry and retreated first, Yuan Zhuzui might have been killed here.

It stands to reason that the owner of this store should have run away long ago. Calculating the time, if he ran in a hurry, it would be enough to fly out of Tokyo. How could he appear here with a snack?

Even if the boss is really a hidden master, why doesn't the head of the Yuan family know this information, but the countermeasure bureau commissioner opposite him knows?

No matter what Yuan Zhuzui thought, a beautiful figure actually came out from behind the counter. It was a girl of seventeen or eighteen, with a slender waist, wearing a close-fitting priestess costume, holding a book in her hand, and her face was clean. , came trotting over.

"Guest, I'm here!" The girl held the account book and bowed politely like Sakurajima, "What would you like to order?"

Bai Yin said angrily: "What kind of store are you?"

The girl puffed her cheeks and blinked: "Of course it's a ramen shop."

Bai Yin asked again: "What do you think you will order when you come to the ramen shop?"

The girl rolled her eyes: "Maybe she is thinking about me!"

She puffed out her small breasts, trying to save her bust that made men feel like water.