my monster girlfriends

Bai Yin naturally put his hands on Miao Wuwu's long hair—a pair of ears to be precise, and rubbed it casually twice, "There is an excellent youth commissioner in the bureau, and he is on a business trip to Sakurajima."

"Oh, I'm familiar with this."

Miao Wuwu squinted her eyes and enjoyed touching her head, and her tone became moist and charming, "A foreign country, a mysterious girl, sharing weal and woe, love is born secretly, and then cultivates to a positive result... This kind of plot often appears in novels. Hey, is the woman still in love? There is a marriage contract? And the marriage contract partner is a particularly disgusting male villain?"

"...The general content is indeed the same, although there is no male villain, let alone a marriage contract." Bai Yin said, "But... the identity of the woman is a little special."

"What, what? The young master of the ancient clan? Or the heir to some shrine?" Miao Wuwu waved her hand, "Oh, it must be a princess or something, so it will be more refreshing... ah—master, hello me .”

Bai Yin conveniently stuffed the half-bitten piece of chocolate onto her little pink tongue:

"Can't you bring the words 'please' and 'thank you'?"

The meow star thought seriously for two seconds.

"Then... please thank you early master to feed me - it hurts!"

Covering her head with tears in her eyes.

Serve it right though.

"Besides, the identities you mentioned are close, but they are neither." Bai Yin withdrew the hand knife that punished Pippi, "The woman is the leader of Yin and Yang." Wei Dun, "Oh, on Sakurajima... The strongest and most powerful transcendent is called the leader of yin and yang."

"Fuck."

This is Miao Wuwu who was so surprised that he bit off the chocolate.

"Damn it! Hiss—bad animal, let go! It's bleeding!"

This is the white groan that I didn't have time to take back when stuffing the chocolate...

After half a minute.

"It's your pleasure to bite you!"

Miao Wuwu sat at one end of the sofa, unreasonable and angry, "Tell you I'm reserved! Not everyone I will give him a bite! By the way, the bite here is taken apart!"

On the other side of the sofa, the hostess looked coldly:

"Be quiet, and stay there."

"……Oh"

Aggrieved and shrunk in the corner.

Bai Yin used a method for his bleeding fingers:

"If you don't believe me, wait until you have enough authority, and go to the Countermeasures Bureau to read the information... Although you generally don't remember things like children's love, but if it involves too important people, even the most detailed history books can be long-winded A sentence or two."

That's right, classical Chinese is all about small words and great meaning, not to mention Xia Guo's history books, which are also famous for their words, such as some famines that are so tragic that they can be eaten by children, often it's just a sentence or two .

Then, let's look at the description of a certain prime minister's appearance: "Liang Shao has a talent out of the crowd, a weapon of a hero, eight feet in length, and a very majestic appearance, which is different from other people."

Well, did this sentence really appear in the history books... or the kind of authoritative history books.

"That commissioner is so important?" Miao Wuwu's eyes widened, "Who is it?"

"Mr. Dao."

"Um...well, this is really important." The cat paused, "Hey, wait...Master, did you just say, 'Excellent Youth Commissioner'?"

She made a double quotation mark with gestures, as if she was highlighting the key point: "Youth?"

"Of course."

"How big is the yin and yang leader?"

"Undecided, but generally not younger than 40 years old... For this kind of position, unless there are special circumstances, such as during a war, no matter how strong a person is, they will have to stay for a few years."

"...That is to say." Miao Wuwu had an expression as if he had discovered a new world, "A young man in his twenties met an old aunt who was at least 40 years old?"

Wei Dun: "I know that a capable person must have a good face, but this... How can the old aunt bear it?"

"...You can't say that." Bai Yin said, "Maybe it's because young people can't bear it?"

One person and one meow looked at each other, silently skipping over this dangerous topic with billions of points...

Bai Yin is also counting on Daojun to give this code name over to unlock his achievement rewards.

"Hey, let's not talk about this." He changed the subject first, "What do you want to eat tonight?"

It was already afternoon when they arrived at the hotel. Although the days are long and the nights are short in summer, it is not too long before meal time. The neon lights outside the window are gradually lit up, and colorful colors are blooming on the tall buildings. Under the gradually extinguished sky, the lights Sprinkled on the shiny car that drives on the road.

This is Tokyo, one of the most prosperous cities in Asia. Every building here is like a charming dancer with a bright waist. The gorgeous light is her expensive dance clothes. In front of some people, she looks noble and seductive. , unattainable, and the occasional upskirt scenery is their best reward; but in front of others, she will become a well-behaved little girl, obedient to what she says, and let the people with power and power penetrate her In her body, or at the highest point of her, sip the bright red, blood-like red wine.

"Grilled fish, how about grilled fish?" Miao Wuwu suggested, "I haven't eaten grilled fish from Sakurajima yet."

The grilled fish ordered here is obviously a completely different flavor from the barbecue stall near Baiyin’s house. In Sakurajima, the locals remove the head and tail of the fresh whole fish, peel off the skin and then cut it vertically. , lined up with fresh mushroom slices, fresh shrimp slices, tomato slices, etc., poured with egg yolk sauce, and then sent to the oven with butter... This is all the information that Miao Wuwu checked on the plane, and he was greedy all the way. The saliva smeared the screen of the phone.

"You can refer to it." Bai Yin poked his finger on the phone screen a few times, "Is there anything else?"

This is one of the best luxury hotels in Tokyo. Of course, the service is very considerate. You can go directly to the free cafeteria when you get off the elevator. Licazu mozzarella cheese, no matter what you want, it is guaranteed to be delivered in the shortest time.

(Note: Casumasu cheese, also known as "live maggot cheese", is to protect your eyes, so I won't repeat it here. Please imagine it yourself based on the previous alias.)

In the dignified presidential suite, you don’t need a small card to order a meal, let alone a girl. Maybe the beautiful waitress when you entered the room just now can do it for you...

Well, this should not be so... Yuanjia's reputation is still very good, it should not be able to provide this kind of service... right?

Bai Yin recalled the content of the famous article "Sakurajima Mission Records: The Dream of the Ancient Clan's Spring Maiden" circulated in the Countermeasures Bureau, and decided not to consider these issues for now...

One person and one meow discussed dinner for about ten minutes, and tentatively set a menu. After a while, there was a light knock on the door, and the door opened. The graceful waitress looked respectful.

The waitress came to confirm the instructions. After confirming that it was Bai Yin's order, she bowed deeply and said in a soft voice, please be patient. If you need anything, you can notify me at any time... I don't know if it is Miao Wuwu's or not. Illusion, she always felt that when the waitress said "Is there anything I need", she looked at her shit-shoveling officer as if water was dripping from her eyes, as if she was doing something extremely bad.

Ah, think about it too, from a human point of view, this guy who shovels shit has been handsome since he was a child, and was nicknamed "Class Grass" by the girls in his class in junior high school, and basically all the girls tried to move towards him Get close.

This is normal, children nowadays are very precocious, and anyone who had such a handsome male classmate in junior high school would find a way to get close to him.

Of course, the result of this kind of plot is obvious, because it is too sad, I won't explain it here...

Thinking of this, Miao Wuwu smiled disdainfully in her heart. She shook her ears, squinted at the waitress whose heartbeat was obviously faster, and said in her heart, hahaha, let's give up that unnecessary teasing!My shovel... My master, as long as he asks you to say something, I won't eat the grilled fish later!

Only in this respect, Miao Wuwu has the confidence to win!

With such a mood, she badly expected the disappointed look from the waitress.

But listening, Bai Yin stroked his chin and thought for half a second:

"There is really a need."

Miao Wuwu: "!!!"

Hey, master, don't be so shameless, okay?Is it said that being condensed like ice is ruthless?Could it be that you've finally reached the age where you're starting to face the physical problems that all teenagers experience?Finally, I don’t want to repeat the endless cycle of endless sex dreams due to lack of key materials! ?

If this is the case, you, you, you... you are looking for me!

I even put on chocolate clothes to tempt you!Didn't you see this? !

(Note: Chocolate, one of the heroines of the famous No.1 shooting game "Chocolate and Vanilla".)

"About the food I want, please reduce the amount of food..." After Bai Yin finished speaking, he raised his eyebrows, "...Is there any difficulty in operation?"

Why does this waitress show a strange expression like "The heroine in the chasing girl manga was suddenly married by a villain"...

"No...no." The waitress was inexplicably flustered, "Okay, I will convey your request...do you have any other needs?"

"It's gone... Are you all right?"

"I'm very sorry! I'm really fine! Thank you for your concern!"

The waitress bowed deeply and left...

Commissioner Bai thought about it for about ten seconds with a strange expression, but he still couldn't think of anything, so he could only keep a note in his heart, grabbed a dozen or so bonbons, and sat on the sofa.

…So, why does my cat show an expression as if it has experienced the ups and downs of a cat’s life?

Unfamiliar with outsiders, there is no need to be euphemistic with his own cat, Bai Yin said directly: "What expression do you have?"

"...I don't have any expression." Miao Wuwu refused to admit it even if she was beaten to death.

Bai Yin pondered for a second: "Probably, after a male high school student confessed to a girl, he was told that he already liked someone. After a few seconds of astonishment and sorrow, he heard the words 'The person I like is you!'... ...that look."

Miao Wuwu: "..."

The summary is too accurate!How did you see such a short composition from my face! ?I can't even see it in the mirror!

The meow star didn't look sideways: "Let's not talk about this... why did you ask her to reduce the portion of the dishes just now?"

She said: "There are very few dishes here in Sakurajima, right? The normal portion is not enough for us to eat."

"Oh, enough, I calculated."

Bai Yin unwrapped a piece of chocolate and stuffed it into Miao Wuwu's mouth.

Said: "I am alone, definitely enough to eat."

Miao Wuwu paused as she chewed chocolate.

"……one person?"

The host nodded:

"one person."

The meow star was silent for a moment, pointing at himself:

"What about mine?"

"I said, because of the clothes you are wearing now, you have no dinner this month."

"... So this is not a joke?"

"not kidding."

Silent air, swirling between people and cats.

"Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

This experience made Miao Wuwu understand one thing——

Those who play cosplay will starve.

"Fuck? You definitely did it on purpose this time! Don't bite, don't bite! Hiss...he's bleeding again! Did I use too much force? I'm telling you, I'm going to break your teeth if I really use too much force! Let go of your mouth!!! "

This experience also made Bai Yin understand one thing——

Please do not feed catgirls at will.

...at least pull your fingers back immediately.

It was you, so it was you: NO.16 Try it on me if you have the ability!

Bai Yin finally let Miao Wuwu eat dinner.

There is such a girl around many people, she will always be childish and youthful, she will pinch her waist and laugh, she will get up early to say hello to the sun, she will play tricks on you but she will always stick to you, and she will look at your body covered Chalk Dust laughed out loud, and clapped his hands together before you got mad, his little eyes begging for forgiveness are like those of a begging hamster... and by the time you forgive her with a straight face, she has already planned the implementation of the next prank .

Of course you know that she will never repent, she can be regarded as a model of admitting mistakes at the speed of light and never repenting... But she can always easily get your forgiveness, which has brought this skill to an unprecedented level.

Miao Wuwu is such a girl.

So Bai Yin will always forgive her.

It's hard to imagine that Bai Yin would choose to raise such a cat a few years ago. At that time, he was always sharp and cold, like a demon knife swung out. Zhu Xiurong should be lucky. If Bai Yin participated in the mission at that time, she There will be no chance to travel around the world at all, this commissioner will not hesitate to choose the most cost-effective option, he will only be "Commissioner Bai", not "Brother Bai".

This kind of Bai Yin chose to adopt Miao Wuwu, just like a killer escaped from the villain's hands with a loli.

Of course, the beauty of the world lies in the fact that some impossible things can always happen, so Leon really took Matilda to the end of the world, so even the fairy really took in the cat demon, and even endured all kinds of skin breaks from her. leg.

Among Bai Yin's current entangled characters, whether it is Xueli or Zhu Xiurong, it is hard to say that Bai Yin met through "daily life", and the search for each other with the little goblin, and the wandering around with the princess and the group of demons are all An experience that is difficult for ordinary people to encounter and extremely difficult to achieve...just because he is Baiyin, and because this name represents omnipotence, he can do it and find that "good end".

If someone else came, even if the experience was the same, the ending would be just the snow girl standing on the top of the snow mountain, accompanied by the sky full of silver and white, and the loneliness turned into snow all over the mountains and plains; the princess sat in the courtyard for more than five hundred years, and the peach blossoms everywhere turned into mud.

This is like Kamijou Touma being able to get the railgun because he is the leader of Kamijou, with a charismatic personality and can beat Accelerator. If it is another daily hero, he will definitely not be able to pass the level.

... Please calm down those readers who say that "One Punch Man" is a daily series, thank you for your cooperation.

But Miao Wuwu is the only one who abducts her without needing to use mortal gods to calculate supernatural powers, nor does she need to fight wits and bravery with lingering demons and ghosts... Really, Baiyin only used about a week of his own time to do the calculations. breakfast.

A cat girl who can be abducted for a week's breakfast, it's hard to find such a cheap one in the whole world...

But only Miao Wuwu, this skinny, deceitful, clingy, but helpless catgirl, is the only one who witnesses Baiyin's "human" side.

For Bai Yin, Miao Wuwu has no "value".

Not only is it worthless, objectively speaking, this beast often spoils his mood...