my monster girlfriends

"I learned a special method that can beat people into cardiac arrest. Falsifying symptoms is not a problem. In addition, it doesn't matter whether they believe it or not. There are many truths that have been published in history that seem to insult people's IQ and manipulate public opinion. Well, I am very familiar with this..."

The corners of Yuan Shuangyue's lips twitched slightly... She felt that she had encountered an unprecedented cunning enemy. For her, the most terrifying enemy was not a brainless reckless man, because while they were not bound by rules, they were naturally not bound by rules. The kind of gentleman who talks about rules in everything is also easy to deal with. He is sheltered by the rules, and of course he is also subject to the rules.

The most difficult thing to deal with is this kind of cunning villain who knows the rules, just like those hyena lawyers who dare to defend the death row criminals as long as the money is enough. You clearly know that he did not follow the rules, but you just can’t use the rules to sanction the other party... …

What a terrible enemy!Are all the people in the countermeasure bureau this kind of guy who has no lower limit?

In addition, who said 1.6 meters!

I'm 1.6 meters, okay?

Unlike Bai Yin, who was looking for intelligence in the beginning of a mission, Yuan Shuangyue has the mission specialist information sent by the countermeasure bureau in advance. In addition, Yuanjia also has a sufficient intelligence network.

She recalled the other party's information in her mind: Miao Wuwu, whose code name is unknown, has transformed into a cat demon, and his strength is unknown. A new star in the past few years, he has dealt with super-high-risk missions at the human-god level several times, and has extremely rich attendance experience. The director's personal comment is "do nothing by any means, and it will be considered exhaustive"... What an exaggerated resume. Sending this kind of guy over, Sakurajima is real What's the matter?

——Yes, you read that right, Xue Sheng provided the Yuan family with specific information about Bai Yin, and even personally wrote a comment, using his own identity to erase the possibility of "the name does not match the reality"... It seems that I am ready to grab a handful of melon seeds and watch a show.

As long as the information Baiyin got is half as detailed as here, he doesn't need to find out the information by himself...

If it is said that real gold is not afraid of fire, then Director Xue is simply a complex of Samadhi real fire and alchemy furnace. To really survive under his hands, even if it is a monkey, it must be a monkey that dares to pee on the Buddha's hand.

Sometimes, you can't tell whether he really wants Bai Yin to grow up quickly, or he just wants to watch him have fun...

Here, Miao Wuwu suddenly reacted: "Wait, can she hear our conversation now?"

"Nonsense, of course you can hear it, and you must understand Chinese." Bai Yin Chaoyuan Shuangyue nuzzled, "His blood is like a pump, his muscles and bones are like ropes, a typical Lianjiazi...you can throw a hidden weapon behind her and she can do it I heard—if you really want to try it, don’t forget to throw it over 1.6 meters, or you will hit her, and it’s hard to explain at that time.”

Yuan Shuangyue: "..."

The second lady took a deep breath, silently clenched the hand holding the knife, she really wanted to chop this guy with a knife, leaving a 1.6 meter corpse.

"...Stop, Frost Moon."

The voice behind him was like icy water, instantly extinguishing the second lady's anger, it was Yuan Zhuzui, at this moment he was clutching his lower abdomen, there was a shoe print on the black kimono, it was obvious that he was kicked hard by that foot .

Yuan Shuangyue turned sideways instantly and bowed respectfully.

"...cough cough." Yuan Zhuzui coughed a few times, walked to Yuan Shuangyue's position, smiled wryly, "Brother, that's ruthless."

He speaks decent Chinese—even with a slight southern accent.

"Nonsense." Bai Yin was not polite, "If you saw a homosexual rushing towards you with Brother Jie's eyes just after you went out, you would be more ruthless than me."

"Who is Brother Jie?" Yuan Zhuzui asked subconsciously, and then waved his hand.

"Forget it...it's not important. I mean it, it's not this."

He looked at Bai Yin's face, "It's not kind to provoke my sister when we first met, isn't it?"

"Weird." Bai Yin smiled, "What's the benefit of me provoking her?"

"Ah...you can guess it if you think about it." Yuan Zhuzui sighed, "One, guide her to attack first, and then you subdue it. While showing your force, you can keep the conversation going. In addition, what's the matter of 'telling the concealer to change the case? ’, which is also part of the display, the ‘reform’ here implies the circulation of information, what you want to express is that even if we really have any ill intentions towards you, you can guarantee that we cannot block the information.”

"Second, to test our attitude. To be precise, it is to test the Yuan family's attitude towards the people who come from the countermeasures. You should have heard that the Yuan family and the countermeasures are good for Qin and Jin, but people like you are absolutely hard to believe. If others say it, you will only believe in yourself, so you have to try it once... to see if the so-called friendship is superficial or real, and this will also determine your attitude in the future. "

Yuanzhu paused drunkenly, "In addition, you should also want to test who will be the leader of the two of us... Clothes can be changed, and attitudes can be trained, but it is difficult to fake emotions when you are in a hurry. You kicked out just now, Maybe it's just subconscious, but the strength you use is definitely after thinking about it... cough cough."

He coughed once or twice, "This kind of strength can temporarily prevent me from getting up. Focus on observing Shuangyue alone, and she can reverse my information based on her attitude..."

Accompanied by Yuan Zhuzui's narration, Yuan Shuangyue's expression gradually became dignified. She is not stupid, and she has always been quick-witted, but it depends on who she compares with... Only when her brother dissects what happened just now, can she truly understand, " There is a gold content in the commentary "It's a no-nonsense strategy".

The elder curled his lips: "I'm not sure if you've prepared for this a long time ago... But if you thought of this at that moment just now, you might not be too scary."

Bai Yin neither denied nor affirmed, but put on a smile that seemed to say "you guessed it", which was quite flat anyway, and read:

"It's not easy for you to think so much in a flash."

"Ah... I just thought about it when I was lying on the ground and couldn't get up." Yuan Zhuzui had fishy eyes, "I just want to ask a question."

"You say it."

"Have you finished testing?" The elder said, "If not, if you want to know any information, you can ask me directly... Now, the entire Yuan family has no ability user who can beat you, so if you need anything, just tell me. "

"Hey...it doesn't seem like you're lying." Miao Wuwu whispered, "Is it so sincere? Even I know that I can't easily reveal my cards."

Snapped.

——Then he was hit by a knife on Mao Mao's head.

"Adults talk, children don't interrupt."

Miao Wuwu: "Actually, it's not that I can't accept your interruption... Hey!"

Another knife.

Commissioner Bai snorted coldly and withdrew the hand that cut off Mao Mao's evil thoughts.

Alas... These days, there are always house cats with big plans, instead of catching mice and doing their own work well, they want to learn the crooked ways of ancient concubines.

Can't get used to it.

Da Gui Da, after all, is his own cat, no matter how stupid he is, he has to take it easy, so he said: "He is not stupid at all...or rather, he is smart enough in this way."

Bai Yin looked at Miao Wuwu's still cute, watery, but... just big eyes without the words "I understand", and sighed.

Just as he was about to speak and explain in detail, he heard a voice from the opposite side——

"This is the correct way." Yuan Zhuzui looked at Yuan Shuangyue who was full of confusion, and said in a gentle voice, "In order to maintain the friendship between the two forces, we will definitely send them to the Yuan Family Headquarters, otherwise it is against the rules... Before God, all calculations are in vain, so why not treat others calmly and sincerely.”

He paused, "At this time, if he harms us again, it will be his responsibility... This kind of behavior does not have any benefits. With the other party's shrewdness, he will basically not do such a thing."

After Yuan Zhuzui finished speaking, he turned his head and waited for Bai Yin's answer, when he saw a pair of eyes that seemed to say "It's not easy for you".

He shifted his gaze, glanced at the little girl next to her, and saw a little face who was also suddenly enlightened.

Look at Yuan Frost Moon.

Look at Miao Wu Wu.

So I understand in seconds.

... Useless vibes increased.

The corner of Yuan Zhuzui's mouth twitched, he stretched out his hand, pointing at the girl beside him:

"My sister."

Bai Yin did the same thing, pointing at Miao Wuwu:

"almost."

what.

Such a coincidence.

You also came here with a pendant.

And your pendant is not very smart.

After about three seconds of silence... the big hands of the two men were tightly held together.

"My temptation is over, don't worry about similar situations in the future... Of course it's the best if you can cooperate with my mission." Bai Yin said in a rare tone of solemnity, "Bai Yin, a native of the capital of Xia Kingdom, codenamed Zixu. "

"Yuanzhuzui, a native of Sakurajima Tokyo, and his current occupation is the head of the Gen family." Yuanzhuzui said, "It's good after the trial is over... If it's possible, I might ask you for a favor later, which is more personal. .”

"If the food is delicious tonight, you can consider it. In addition, just prepare a room for us."

Yuan Zhuzui's eyes seemed to freeze, "You..."

"The reason... is very complicated." Bai Yin showed what "it's a long story" with calm eyes.

No one understands how desperate it is to be licked by a catwoman in the middle of the night and then woke up by a barb scratch.

Yuan Zhuzui's eyes widened: "...you were forced to share the same room?"

Bai Yin also widened his eyes: "...'also'?"

Yuan Zhu held back his drunkenness for a few seconds, and squeezed out a line of words from between his teeth.

"The reason... is also complicated."

No one could understand what a complicated experience it was to be dragged into the room by my cousin on the grounds that "brother, our blood is similar, and we should breed better offspring for the ancient race".

As their eyes intertwined, the big hands held by the two seemed to tighten a bit...

"Okay!" Bai Yin shouted loudly, "Happy cooperation!"

"Happy cooperation!"

Behind each of them, two girls with an average height of less than 1.6 meters, looked at this sudden scene, tilted their heads, not knowing what was going on...

......

In the car, Yuan Zhuzui also explained why he rushed over like a hungry wolf just now.

The reason is very simple... The plane that Bai Yin and the others took, which can land like a helicopter, was handcrafted by Daojun - it is even equipped with an intelligent control system. Simply put, no pilot is needed.

The reason why this thing has not been popularized is simply because some of the technologies in it cannot be explained by "technology" for the time being.

For a researcher like Yuan Zhuzui... when he sees Taoist creations, it is like a physicist meets Einstein's notes, a summoner meets Solomon's spells, and a Confucian scholar meets Confucius' manuscripts, etc.

At least at this point in time, Daojun is the most outstanding scientist in the world, bar none.

Even the man who is respected by the system as a "universal scientist" in the description, can't accept it.

As the saying goes, to build a relationship, you have to do what you like. Seeing how much the other party admires Daojun, Bai Yin said that if this mission goes well, he might be able to introduce Daojun to Yuan Zhuzui.

...Well, the moment he said those words, he almost saw the "favorability + xx" popping up on the head of the elder across the way.

Not to mention the communication between these two big men.

As we said before... It takes about three hours to drive from the place where Baiyin landed to Yuanjia.

As for Yuan Shuangyue, it only took one hour to complete the goal.

Yuan Shuangyue is a girl who cherishes time very much, so on the way back, she seemed to feel...an hour is still a bit too long.

So... she's going to shorten it by another 10 minutes.

Yuan Zhuzui expressed his composure: he is used to sitting.

Bai Yin also expressed his composure about this: he is an immortal, and he can't die from the fall.

As for Miao Wuwu...

"Meow, woo, woo, slow down, slow down, slow down, slow down, slow down, slow down, slow down, slow down, slow down, slow down, slow down, slow down, slow down, slow down, slow down, slow down, slow down, slow down!!!!!!"

There seems to be such a tragic scream, coming from the gap in the car window...

It was you, it turned out to be you: NO.15 It is risky to eat catgirls

(4200 words, big cup)

[ps: The original title of this chapter is "Do not go deep into the cat girl", but... I thought about the old book with more than 50 chapters that was banned a while ago, and decided... I should stick to it. 】

"The environment here is really good." Miao Wuwu lay lazily on the couch, feeling herself being swallowed by the soft cushion.

On the way here, she thought that the place where she lived on this trip to Sakurajima was an ancient clan land, a Japanese-style courtyard that is common in dramas, where red carps swim in the clear stream and pink cherry blossoms grow from the trees. Rolling down, occasionally the bamboo filled with water will make a "dong" sound when it falls to the ground.

Although this kind of Sakurajima-style courtyard is pretty good, but the culture here advocates tranquility, which is really incompatible with noisy cats like Miao Wuwu. If she lives in a courtyard like this one, she can eat and watch it in less than three days red carp.

Fortunately, they were not arranged in such a courtyard, but in a luxurious hotel affiliated to the Yuan family, or a presidential suite...the kind that was so luxurious that Bai Yin had never stayed there a few times.

"Of course. Since ancient times, power and money have been intertwined and inseparable like prostitutes and prostitutes. The Yuan family is the leading family in Sakurajima, and it is the most important bond of friendship between the shrine and the countermeasure bureau. The status is very expensive. " Bai Yin took a few pieces of liqueur chocolate from the counter, "slapped" Miao Wuwu Bainen's feet away, and sat on the sofa, "If the time hadn't changed, wild cats like you would have to wait to see them." Kneel."

"I'm a house cat!" Miao Wuwu retorted, "You don't have to kneel? You are also a commoner!"

"Me? If it's a time of war, they will either kneel or break me in two."

"Okay, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good master." Meow star replied perfunctorily, putting his feet on Bai Yin's lap again, "You said that the Yuan family is the most important bond of friendship between the shrine and the countermeasure bureau? What is happening?"

Bai Yin glanced over: "Aren't you planning to go to Akihabara? Why are you suddenly interested in this kind of thing?"

"Let's talk, let's talk, I feel like I have melons to eat."

"Anyway, it's something that can be recorded in the history books. You just want to eat melons?" Bai Yin was heartbroken, "Can you do something meaningful to the team?"

Miao Wuwu didn't speak, but rubbed her furry tail against Bai Yin's hand with a smile - since there was no one else in the room, there was no need to cover up her tail and ears.

"Oh... there's nothing I can do about you." Bai Yin paused for a moment, "...there really are melons in here."

The cat silently changed its position on the sofa, reversed the position of its head and feet, and unexpectedly pressed its chest on the thigh of the host, like a Siamese cat waiting to be fed.

Eat melons and eat melons.

"Probably many years ago... don't ask how many years, I have always been surprised by some historical data recorded by the Bureau, you can ignore such details."