my monster girlfriends

"I said! I have a boyfriend!"

It was loud enough this time.

...the shock was big enough.

Miao Wuwu was so big that he posed in the pose of the world-famous painting "The Scream".

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"What...what meow??" Miao Wuwu subconsciously said, "Dog... dog (harmonious) man and woman?"

Then she was hit again with chopsticks.

Hardly, knocked once.

It's as if you can hear the sound of bones cracking.

On the opposite side, Yang Chun'er tilted her head, showing a very skillful and beautiful smile.

"What did you say?" Wei paused, "I didn't hear it."

"..."

Miao Wuwu looked at the black air that seemed to appear in the air, and was silent for two seconds. With the dignity of a cat, she proudly raised her chin:

"If you ask me to say it, I will say it. Don't I lose face?"

Well... so scary meow!

This kind of thinking is still in the second place.

God knows how Miao Wuwu was feeling at that time... It's like Prime Minister Cao is in control of the power, and there is no rival in the world. My brother is repatriated, Fu Han doesn’t want to do anything, I asked the reason again, and then this guy said that I recently met a little girl named Sun Shangxiang on the street...

Wait, I thought my interest in being a good woman was too much, but I didn't expect you to be more than me. Let me tell you, you will be sent to prison...

No, that's not the point, the point is how can a man stop his journey to the world because of this kind of thing!

... Regardless of what Miao Wuwu thinks, Yang Chun'er is obviously determined.

She doesn't want to fight, and Miao Wuwu has nothing to do. Without the Wangcai Empire's resistance, the House Cat Alliance's group of cats and dogs can be said to be invincible. All are kings.

So Miao Wuwu felt very boring.

Cats are very vindictive, she thought about it, and felt that if a good girlfriend doesn't play with her, most of the blame is on that "boyfriend", so... She collected it through a cat raised by a professor in Zhouyi College. The name "Swallow Returns".

It's not enough to kill and silence... It's okay to scratch you, right?

Two days later, Miao Wuwu looked at the inch-headed man with a height of eight feet and a waist of eight feet, with two boxes of milk in his left hand, a large bucket of purified water in his right hand, and a box of herbal tea under his armpit, and fell into deep thought...

Yan Guilai has the air of an ancient hero and is always willing to help others. When he saw a school girl whose chest muscles were not as tall as his own standing in front of him, she seemed to want to say something, so she greeted him enthusiastically, bowed her head and asked: " This school girl, what's the matter?"

Well, Yan Guilai is nearly two meters tall, and when he sees Miao Wuwu who is in his early 1.5 meters, of course he has to look down...

"...No, no."

"Oh, please step aside, this road is a bit narrow."

Miao Wuwu really wants to say that it's not that the road is narrow, it's that your chest muscles are too exaggerated...

Move away silently.

"Okay, thank you!"

...The revenge plan went bankrupt on the spot.

This is... Yang Chun'er's boyfriend?

I always feel that she will be very hard... In every sense...

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Without Yang Chun'er, Miao Wuwu wouldn't be too bored.

Although it is said that girls all over the world hate things when a best friend finds a boyfriend and then does not play with her, but... Miao Wuwu has a master.

It was the one in front... who made her immune to beauty tricks in every sense.

About a few months ago, Bai Yin went out to the field again. Unlike the previous situation where he had to go for a month or two at every turn, this time it was smoother, and he returned home in two weeks.

Miao Wuwu is of course happy that the master came back early.

Many times, you expect someone to be there, but you may not really want to do anything with him, you just want him to be by your side.

It is good to know that he is there.

But, this time...but not only Bai Yin was there.

Miao Wuwu still can't forget that majestic female creature broke in on her own, and then said to her, "Don't worry, in my opinion, your master will not abandon you." .

Hmph... Do you even need to say meow?Of course I know!

...Hmm, I have a very good impression. I have a very good impression.

This good impression lasted until Bai Yin came home...

"I'm here to propose marriage."

Maomao was shocked.

Bai Yin was drinking water at the time, and when he heard this, he sprayed all over the place... Before he could say anything, Miao Wuwu was startled.

"Meow meow? Marriage proposal?" Miao Wuwu looked shocked, "Is it the one I understand? The one that turns mating from illegal to legal?"

Bai Yin wiped his mouth: "..."

Chinese and Belarus students, if you can talk, talk more.

Otherwise, I'm afraid you won't have time to say it in a while.

When Long Chi heard the words, he thought for half a second.

Then, nod.

"You can say that." After a slight pause, "Humans do have such rules..."

Bai Yin: "..."

What do you mean by "Humans do have such rules"?Does it mean that your demon clan is gone?Your demon clan's attitude towards multiplying together is similar to eating together, isn't it! ?

Before he could complain...

"No!" Miao Wuwu jumped in front of Bai Yin, "This is my master!"

Long Chi looked strange: "I know."

Of course she knew about the gamble she participated in...

"So the master is mine!" the cat vowed.

"I didn't say it wasn't yours." Long Chi had a strange expression on his face, "My sister is human, so I came to propose marriage, but you are not human... If you want to procreate, you still need to get married? Isn't it enough to tie him to the bed?" Looking at Bai He groaned, "Didn't you humans get married in the past, didn't you just fall in love with someone, and knock them down with one stick?"

Bai Yin: "...?"

Damn, I can't even refute...

Miao Wuwu: "...!!!"

Odd and strange monster clan knowledge has been added!

It’s You, It’s You: NO.4 Ancient Views of Love: Which One Does You Fall in Love With?

"Are you a demon or a cat demon? Before you hunt, do you still need to tell your prey... If you have a good relationship, then ask in advance. Whether you agree or not is his business, and whether you do it or not is your business... "

"I know that you were formed at a young age. You only know the clothes of human beings, and you don't know the rules of the monster race. You are willing to do so yourself. Even if you are like me, you have no right to interfere..."

"But I heard from my father that according to human rules, in ancient times, when women fell in love with a certain man, they often prepared wooden sticks, bone sticks, stone sticks, maces, etc. in advance, and knocked them with one stick. On the back of his head, the harder the beating, the deeper the intention... After a night of hard cooperation, on the second day, they are also husband and wife."

When Long Chi said this, he actually looked at Miao Wuwu with a kind of hatred for iron and steel.

"As far as I know, you and Bai Yin met when you were young. At that time, although he had the talent to rule the world, he didn't have the power to turn the world upside down... You are the incarnation of the monster race, but you don't have any martial arts skills, cat There must be some talent, right? It is pure physical strength, and it is always possible to go to the house..."

"But a few days ago, I used my probing ability to observe him, but found that he was still in the body of Yuanyang..." Long Chi frowned, "What have you been doing all the time?"

She asked the above sentence in a tone like seven aunts and eight aunts asking "why are you still single" during the festival.

Not to mention Miao Wuwu's reaction... Bai Yin was completely shocked.

"Hey..." He didn't care about his dry mouth, and asked in a tone of "Are you free?", "Are you still concerned about whether I am a virgin?"

"Nonsense, your blood is so precious, and you're all good friends from my monster family...Of course I have to care about it." Long Chi replied confidently.

"It makes sense..." Bai Yin joked, "I thought you were involved in some kind of betting game about my marriage..."

About two seconds of silence.

Looking at Long Chi's frozen expression, Bai Yin's smile slowly stiffened.

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"Hey..." He took a step forward, suddenly pulled into the distance with Long Chi, stared at Long Chi, and when he spoke, he used a persuasive tone, "...Could it be, is there really such a gamble?"

Lord Demon Emperor fixed his eyes on him: "Not now."

Because she has already lost.

"Not yet? That means it will be there soon, or it's over?" Bai Yin is as keen as a paparazzi who has been in the industry for many years.

"It's not important..." Long Chi said, "What's important is that I'm here to propose, and of course I have to investigate your situation."

"The subject changed suddenly! It's still the ultimate blunt kind!"

It's a pity... No matter how Bai Yin raises objections, what Long Chi wants to say, he never cares about other people's opinions.

"...Bring a marriage with a lot of money, order a body with a jade; carry a big sedan chair eight times, and carry a lady from everyone; a bright matchmaker is marrying, and marry a virtuous and virtuous person; three matchmakers and six young ladies, who are knowledgeable and sensible." She said clearly, "You are not a demon, my sister is also No, of course it has to be done according to human rules, and when you agree, I have to go to your parents to talk about it."

Very good, for the sake of my parents' three views, I have to reject this marriage first...

Although my mother's living expenses are paid like capital, nagging like education, forced marriage like civil affairs bureau, deduction like gangsters, and real play like kindergarten, but... she is my own mother after all. .

...Hiss, why do you get angrier the more you think about it?

Before he changed his mind, Bai Yin decided to refuse first, to show his filial piety: "Then should I agree?"

Long Chi pointed at Bai Yin: "You are human."

Bai Yin nodded: "100% additive-free."

"My sister is human too."

"This is doubtful..." Bai Yin nodded hesitantly, "But it makes sense."

Lord Yaohuang's jade-like hand swung around like a pendulum, pointing at himself.

"But I'm not, I'm a demon." She said, "So, you follow human rules, and I follow demon rules, which is very reasonable."

The corner of Baiyin's lips twitched.

Although he had already thought of some kind of answer, but... he decided to ask.

"……so?"

"So, Xiurong wants you to be her husband, and I want you to be my brother-in-law." Long Chi said in an extremely calm tone, which made Bai Yin extremely uneasy, "Human rules can't invite you , I will use the rules of the demon to snatch it."

Lord Yaohuang looked at the white moan of "Are you fucking kidding me" all over his face.

"Before you became a god, I thought you were very powerful."

"After the human god, you are even more powerful."

"But you still can't beat me."

The expression is candid and the words are sincere.

"And I asked Xue Sheng, after human beings are knocked unconscious, there are still relevant physiological reactions that can turn 'man and woman' into 'husband and wife'."

"If you can't do it, he can also provide related drugs for a fee. It seems to be something like 'moving when you are ignorant, and shooting when you are frustrated'... I don't quite understand what he means, but he will not joke about it."

Bai Yin: "..."

He seems to have seen a certain bureau chief take a sip of hot tea with his teacup that he never left his hand all year round, and then he showed a smile that was three points happy, seven points mysterious, and ninety points unbeatable.

A certain immortal put one hand in his pocket, silently took out a cigarette from his pocket, and lit it with trembling hands.

He is not addicted to cigarettes, and he rarely smokes. He only smokes one when he is under too much pressure.

Just at this time... Miao Wuwu, who was called by Long Chi to "popularize the three views of monsters", finally struggled out of the downtime.