my monster girlfriends

"Are you up?" He smiled, "It's time to eat... Well, is this breakfast or lunch?"

The blind man only felt that his tongue was tense and dry, like ten thousand wild horses galloping in his heart.

"Wife." He licked his dry lips, "That...I..."

"I guess, you must want to talk about 'superpowers'." The girl's eyes narrowed into beautiful crescents, "I also guess, you must have struggled for a long time to talk about this."

"..."

The concealer touched his forehead and smiled wryly:

"... was seen through."

"Hmph, you are so easy to understand." The girl wrinkled her nose, seeming a little proud, and then smiled again, "Go brush your teeth first, and don't forget to drink two glasses of plain water before eating, I have already boiled the water, Your favorite fifty degrees...by the way, it is forbidden to drink coffee before meals, it will damage the gastric mucosa."

"Uh..." The man paused, "Okay."

"Also, no matter if you are a superpower or a hacker or something else, you are still a social idiot, you can't grind coffee, you can only fry eggs when you cook..."

The girl paused, and tapped the ground with her toes, as if a little shy.

"...and still my husband."

Outside the window, the sun is shining brightly.

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① one more.

It was you, so it was you: NO.3 tied him to the bed! (four thousand characters big cup)

Out of the strategy game, Bai Yin looked up at the sky.

sunny.

After pondering for a while, he took out the special communication equipment of the countermeasure bureau, aimed at the dazzling fireball, squinted his eyes, and took a picture with a "click".

Cut to the chat interface with ease.

Click on the top profile picture.

Bingtang: [Today's sun. 】

Sydney: [So dazzling!It's melting! 】

The little exclamation point seems to have evolved into a cute appearance of a goblin raising her hand to shade.

Bingtang: [It's okay, the snow melts and turns into water. I like girls who are like water. 】

Sydney: [So gentle as water means this! 】

Sydney: [Snow Girl Shocked Face.jpg]

Today, the material conditions are sufficient, the so-called fullness and warmth, huh, the xp of human beings is as much as a physical education teacher's medical record, which can always take on a strange shape... In the circle of acg, Xuenv is quite famous up.

Therefore, Xueli came from nowhere, and came down with a special emoticon package for Xuenv. The image inside is roughly the fantasy appearance of human common sense, with white hair, white pupils, and white clothes, as delicate as the snow on the eaves of the south of the Yangtze River... Yin chat, always send a dozen or so.

Bai Yin thought for a long time at that time, and silently swallowed the sentence "this emoji is a bit like the heroine in the book I read before".

Pressed in the library of mind.

Swing the shovel.

buried.

Slap flat.

Sydney: [But with such a big sun, the water will turn into steam!Do you still like it? 】

Snowy Mountain, Xuenv stretched out her finger like a jade, and replied with a slap.

Both ears are red.

Then, there was an immediate reply.

Bai Yin's typing speed has always been very fast.

Bingtang: [Please note that it's not just the steam, but also the small water droplets that gather and disperse. Those water droplets refract the sunlight and then become a rainbow. You are as beautiful as a rainbow, of course I like you. 】

The land of the snow field is extremely cold and dry.

If someone is here, you can see that there are wisps of white air coming out of the snow girl's silvery silk, floating around, like boiled white water tofu sprinkled with tempting chili red, constantly flowing to and fro. Steam was rising from the top.

Under Joan's nose, the light-colored lips were tightly tightened, so tight that there was an involuntary whining sound from her throat.

It's like a junior high school girl who secretly chats with a boy under the quilt when her parents are in front of the door.

It's a pity... Bai Yin couldn't see such a beautiful scenery.

Bingtang: [By the way, I have something important to say. 】

He thought for a while and added a sentence.

[Very important words. 】

After about half a minute, the screen vibrated.

Sydney: [Say it. 】

... Is the goblin still typing so slowly?Three words, knocked for half a minute?

Is it possible to practice one-finger meditation...

These words, thought in his mind for a moment, and then dispersed.

——What Bai Yin wants to talk about is what happened in Ji Yuan's mirror.

It's a hundred years of loneliness, it's a broken cage.

It's traveling the world, and it's the beauty's admiration.

There is the treasure of the boudoir, there is the supreme demon emperor, and there are demons from outside the territory, who have the power to turn the tide.

It was the past that he would never forget for a long time. There was the lonely princess smiling, the unpredictable demon confrontation, the never-ending heavy rain, and the rising sun covering the entire snow mountain.

It is clearly an illusion, but it is one of the best realities in Bai Yin's few lives.

He was eager to find someone to share this with—it didn't have to be known to everyone, even if it was a wonderful thing that could be recorded in the Bureau's files.

As long as she knows.

Bingtang: [What I want to say is...]

Bingtang: [When I was not a capable person, I knew too little. Just meeting you by chance, I thought you were the most beautiful girl in the world, and thought I found the most beautiful snowflake in the world. 】

Bingtang: [Now I am a human god, and I have walked through mountains and seas, only to realize that this is really the case. I really found the most beautiful snowflake in the world. 】

Goblin: "!!!"

The corners of the tight lips were hooked up presumptuously after all.

She held her mobile phone, buried her head in the pillow, and kept patting the bed with her bare feet.

It may be that he felt that he was not calm enough, so he rolled back and forth.

Snapped.

Rolled to the ground.

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Bai Yin finished typing the above paragraph with the speed of his hands when he was with the concealer Zhen Huhei back then.

Then, silently put the phone back in his pocket.

He didn't lie.

An immortal who is full of deceit, but in front of Xue Nu, there will never be a single lie.

This is indeed what he really thinks, and it is indeed what he wants to say.

Well, the second "want to say".

As for number one...

Suddenly, he remembered the words of the extremely domineering Lord Demon Emperor that day.

"I'll give you a year to think about it, or you can come to me yourself, call me sister, and serve me a cup of tea, then Xiurong will be married.

Or when the time comes, I will personally go to the Countermeasures Bureau and snatch you over. "

... took Her Royal Highness on a trip, but was confessed to, and after returning, the Demon Emperor personally came to propose marriage, no... robbing the marriage.

This kind of experience is really beyond words.

......

Miao Wuwu has been a little annoyed recently.

There are many reasons for trouble.

First of all, it is Yang Chun'er.

It was said before that Miao Wuwu's daily life is very exciting. Before, she invited similar people from the nearby community to form a mysterious organization called "House Cat Alliance". Every day, she competed with the "Wang Cai Empire" next door. After all kinds of conspiracies and plots, open and secret fights... finally got the right to rule the nearby Santiao Street.

But, as the saying goes... Conquering the world is easy, defending the world is difficult, and the queen of the empire, Yang Chun'er, is not a good friend.

He has ulterior motives, insidious and cunning, and previously used the "beautiful cat trick" to instigate a veteran of the domestic cat alliance, causing heavy losses to the Miao Wuwu... If the leader of the alliance is a cat with an owner, he can resist any beauty The charm of meow, I am afraid that the world has been lost, and the general trend is gone.

Fortunately, Miao Wuwu came to "make the trick", and when the wind and rain were falling, he decisively used his advantage of being able to transform, persuaded the traitor's master, and sterilized the veteran who had been instigating rebellion... Only then did he barely resist That Yang Chun'er's poisonous plan.

The thrilling strategy and the twists and turns of the process, even if Xian Baiyin saw it, he would sigh: "... how idle!"

But I don't know why, about half a year ago, Yang Chun'er was a little absent-minded. The Wangcai Empire clearly failed repeatedly, but it seemed to be a thousand-year-old sea turtle, which can be said to be unmoved.

At that time, Miao Wuwu thought that the true female (harmonious) dog was going to be overwhelmed, and ordered the "Thirteen Meows of the Court" not to take it lightly, and waited for it. When the time came, it would definitely be a stormy offensive.

However... After half a month, nothing happened.

Miao Wuwu really couldn't see the way, so she invited Yang Chun'er's small building to meet alone. The etiquette of ancient heroes was served, with good wine (bubble milk tea), food and table setting (Want Wang Xianbei), and a clear sky under the red sun (It didn't rain that day), accompanied by the sea (there is an artificial river below).

That day, Miao Wuwu sat alone at the table and said in a deep voice:

"You came."

"I am coming."

"You shouldn't have come."

"...Didn't you ask me to come?" Yang Chun'er looked puzzled, "Then I'm leaving?" She looked at her watch, "I still have classes in the afternoon."

"Cough cough cough..."

At the dinner table, Miao Wuwu repeatedly tested and exchanged words, and the danger involved was no less dangerous than fighting with swords.

Xu Shi felt that the time had come, so she cut straight to the point with the pride of an eternal hero: "The world's hero, only you and me!"

...Then she was hit on the head by Yang Chun'er with chopsticks.

The latter raised his eyes falsely: "Speak human words."

"It hurts, it hurts..." Tears welled up, "What have you been up to lately? Where is the Wangcai Empire?"

"Oh, that." Yang Chun'er chewed a small biscuit with the reserve of a classical girl, "I was originally here to play with you...they disbanded a while ago."

"Meow—huh???" Miao Wuwu was almost startled out of his native language, and clamored, "Disbanded? Why?"

Really Maomao was shocked.

"Of course it's because I have more important things to do."

"What could be more important than this?"

After saying this, Miao Wuwu saw that the girl in front of her raised her fist to her lips and coughed lightly.

Between the words, it seems to be ashamed.

"That... has a boyfriend."

Mosquito-like sound.

Miao Wuwu, whose hearing is three times weaker than that of human beings, could not hear clearly.

"Can't hear you." She said, "You want to drive a warship with such a low voice?"