my monster girlfriends

Walk to the end of the world with my beloved you: NO.9 My sister-in-law belongs to my brother-in-law...

In the end, Nian Changge snapped his fingers helplessly, and used a ray of flame on his fingertips to help Ye Linglu order paper money, and received a sincere "Amazing!"

In this regard, his thoughts are... Are the recruitment standards of the Countermeasure Bureau so low now?How did such a careless little girl be recruited?

Of course, he didn't say that.

Unlike Xu Donglai, Nian Changge seldom uses harsh language to comment on a role like a junior... He is like the kind of language teacher who only writes bright points when revising his composition. Even if he criticizes, he will supplement it with his own Unique sense of humor, for example, "I give nine points for your writing, eight points for your creativity, the structure of the article is regrettable, and I can only get seven points, but the philosophy of the article deserves ten points! As for the total score, please give the previous Add up several scores and compare them with a perfect score of [-]."

After getting the fire source, Ye Linglu cherished it in her palm, kept it, walked a few steps, and put it on the pile of paper money——only then did she realize that the person she worshipped The person is not far away from him, but only about ten steps away. Calculating the distance, he is actually next to Xu Donglai's position.

Walking over, the stele is also written.

[Dare not to count the hexagrams, fearing the impermanence of heaven; not daring to go deep, fearing a big dream]

——Recite a long song.

Read the long song: "..."

Thinking about it, no matter in terms of seniority, age, or karma, he is the only one who can be ranked with the surnamed Xu.

It's a wonderful feeling, it feels like the author wrote his own alias into the book, and then that alias was also written as a fanfiction...

I heard from Bai Yin that things like "heroic spirits" seem to be played by famous characters in history. I'm okay, at least there is a layer of soil, and I don't know if those pharaohs are pulled out. What would it feel like to be behind a mummy that was well preserved and put on display in a museum...

Let's not mention these strange feelings for now.

Nian Changge walked over silently, waited for Ye Linglu to burn the paper, prayed, and asked, "Your... surname is Fang?"

"My surname is Ye." Ye Linglu bared her teeth, "As I said just now, Ye, Ling, and Lu have a bad memory, handsome guy."

A person who can forget to bring a lighter when he comes to burn paper money, actually said that I have a bad memory...

Not to mention, the surname is not Fang, that is to say, it should not be my granddaughter's blood, and the surname is not Nian. It seems that the couple did not have any conflicts to change their daughter's surname... Wait, surname Ye?

Nian Changge chatted with Ye Linglu easily based on his years of experience and that handsome face with 360 degrees of no dead ends.

This girl is obviously acquainted, and she doesn't know much about people, or she is too acquainted, treats people close, but does not offend, and she is a popular temperament in a place like an academy...

"Wait, handsome guy, you said your name is Nian Changge?"

After chatting for a few words, Ye Linglu seemed to have just come to her senses, looked at the inscription, and then read the long song, using a method that looked like holding a poke ball with a newly caught Pokémon inside. With a similar tone, he said pleasantly, "You have the same name as my great-grandfather!"

Oh, great-grandfather... surnamed Ye, that is to say, someone of Qiao Mu's bloodline?

As an endorsement here, Nian Changge's former wife was named "Ye Qiaomu". If the story of their acquaintance was written into a novel, it would take at least 6000 words (really more than 6000 words). How long did it take to get seriously ill, suffer from medical conditions, and pass away, and Nian Changge has no intention of remarrying. A man who is dedicated to the country naturally has no place for a woman to intervene.

Ye Qiaomu's father was also a man with a full heart. In order to prevent his relatives from being involved in the outstanding Nian Changge at the time, he cut off contact after his daughter married. Therefore, Nian Changge had no contact with his wife's natal family. Even the latter didn't know when Nian Changge passed away that he had such a powerful son-in-law in his family.

Nian Changge thought about this in his heart, but smiled and said: "Maybe I am his reincarnation?"

"Taking advantage of me, right?" Ye Linglu rolled her beautiful eyes, "I still want to ask you for a WeChat ID..."

Nian Changge was stunned for about two seconds: "Why do you want this?"

"Because you are handsome!"

"……so?"

"So I want WeChat with you. If we chat speculatively, maybe I will recruit you as my boyfriend." Ye Linglu took it for granted, "Handsome guys are a rare resource these days, and it is rare for me to bump into them. Reason for letting go?"

Read the long song: "..."

He was silent for ten seconds, and then... began to turn over his pockets.

This time it was Ye Linglu's turn to be stunned...

At first, she thought that the other party was looking for a mobile phone, and she had the idea that "he is quite active", but... when Nian Changgezai searched his body carefully, the little look in his eyes , it becomes a kind of doubtful meaning.

"What are you doing?"

"Find a bug." Nian Changge said calmly.

"...?"

Of course he was looking for bugs.

Although as far as Nian Changge knew, that student of mine didn't have a habit of putting bugs on people casually, and at most he had a few recording pens on him, but... not afraid of ten thousand, just in case.

If I was heard, I was told by a girl suspected of being a junior, "Maybe I will pull you as my boyfriend", that traitor will definitely laugh for a year, and maybe he will be accompanied by "As the saying goes, sister plus sister-in-law" It’s double happiness, if you agree, wouldn’t you be as happy as the sky?” Such obscene lines...

After making sure that he didn't have any bugging devices on his body, Nian Changge let out a long sigh of relief.

Facing Ye Linglu's suspicious eyes, he didn't explain anything, but after thinking about it, in order to prevent this from happening again, Nian Changge said euphemistically, "I'm already married."

You may not believe it, but not only am I married, but my wife has been dead for almost 200 years. I am so old that I don’t even know what to call you...

"Ah..." Ye Linglu opened his mouth and became dejected, "I knew that a man can't be rich and handsome, and being single isn't homosexual..."

Nian Changge doesn't want to comment on this...

However, it didn't take long before Ye Linglu cheered up again. Xu Nian Changge's tone was so old-fashioned that she unconsciously assumed the posture of a little girl and chirped something... From this point of view, her "looking for A handsome guy be your boyfriend" was not necessarily serious.

Nian Changge liked children very much, not to mention that the girl in front of him might be related to him, so he was happy to chat with her for a while.

While chatting, we talked about Xu Donglai—to be precise, we talked about "people who recite long songs to worship".

Ye Linglu asked: "Speaking of which, who is he to you?"

"Old friend." Nian Changge said, "Old friend from a long time ago..."

"Liar, you're obviously not that big."

Read the long song and laugh without saying a word.

It is indeed an old friend, so old that a long time ago, in that era, the world was chaotic, on the street, there were people in suits and leather shoes, ragged clothes, rich wives were drunk at the reception, ordinary people sold their children and daughters just to get enough to eat, and there were no people on the street. There are soldiers and horses, but the days are in chaos.

Walk to the end of the world with my beloved: NO.10 extreme violence to solve any problem

For the next three days, Bai Yin lived a leisurely life.

Of course, leisure is his own feeling. Looking at it from another person's perspective, it is probably that the emperor loves the country and the people, and he is dedicated to his heart. Sincere prefixes like "play", please Bai Yin to take a good rest.

This is a rarity.

Honest officials like Hai Rui who don't even have the money to buy a coffin when they die are in the minority. For most officials these days, being loyal to the emperor and loving the country is just a slogan. They know who they are loyal to and who they love... ...One by one, they don't want money, but they want power, and no matter how bad they are, they also want fame.

Under this premise, of course, the more diligent the emperor, the better. If you show such a tendency to miss the harem or indulge in other hobbies, you are guaranteed to kneel down in a row the next morning, with sincere words and humble gestures. Just one: "Go to work for the minister."

How did Bai Yin get invited to rest?

The process is also very simple...About two days ago, when he stepped back, Bai Yin asked Long Chi to help him send the backlog of official documents to his dormitory—in fact, it was not Long Chi's turn to do this, there were officials in charge of these , but Bai Yin doesn't know how to follow the formal procedures, let's use eunuchs, the influence is not good, so let the princess help...

He wants the prince to help, anyway, the prince will be the emperor after evolution, and the evolution condition is that the old man belches farts, so it's normal to meet a memorial, even if you don't talk about it, a boy in his teens is better than a big lolita Long Chi have strength.

It's nothing to get here, the emperor is diligent, so he will work hard, the leader wants to work overtime, it's enough benevolence not to bring your employees all night, can you stop it?

Then the next morning, all the memorials were approved...

The courtiers were shocked... Let me go, it is a backlog of memorials for a week or two, and there are some old ones in it, but because it is difficult to deal with, so I put it away first-this work efficiency, you have traveled through it?

You must know that the memorials submitted by many ministers are not all important military affairs, and many of them are even garbage memorials. There was also a memorial madman like Zhao Hongxie. During his reign, the memorials he gave were close to one thousand and two...

The emperor is also a human being, so with so many memorials, he will be confused, so the following situation will appear.

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Guangzhou Weaving: How are you, Your Majesty?

Emperor: I am safe (I am fine).

Guangzhou Weaving: How are you, Your Majesty?

Emperor: I am safe.

Guangzhou Weaving: How are you, Your Majesty?

Emperor: I'm very safe and fatter (I'm fine, but a little fatter.)

Weaving in Guangzhou: This is the weather and food price report, please have a look at it, Your Majesty.

Emperor: I am safe.

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It can be seen that the memorial is complicated and boring...

However, for Bai Yin, this process was quite easy.

First of all, it is serious, and it involves memorials of government orders... He is a college student in the Department of Chinese Language and Literature, and he has a good habit of reading books. His knowledge reserve can make an old salty fish like me cry. "How to deal with the memorial, combined with history, will have a foundation. With Bai Yin's IQ, it is as easy as writing a graduation thesis.

Of course, the above paragraph can also be summed up in one sentence: he has a fortune.

Then, there is the uninformative memorial... We can call it spam.

Regarding the handling of these memorials, Bai Yin imitated a certain predecessor: Yongzheng.

You can see the emperor's style from the following events:

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One day, the palace invited an opera troupe and wanted to set up a stage to sing in the palace. A censor thought it was indecent and could not do it strongly, and stubbornly gave three memorials in a row. Finally, Yongzheng became impatient , so he wrote in the memorial:

"If you want to sell your name, three or three discounts are enough. If you insult me ​​again, you will be killed."

Decompression: If you want to gain fame, these three tips are enough, if you bother me again, I will kill you later.

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Facts have proved that those who work as emperors generally have no patience. In the Tang Dynasty, there was a negative textbook called Lu Zushang, who served as the governor of Yingzhou. Later, because the governor of Jiaozhou was vacant, Li Shimin planned to promote him to a higher level and send him to Jiaozhou. Because Jiaozhou is too far away, and the territory is poor, there is nothing to ask for... He is also big-hearted and feels that he is right, so he even resisted a few edicts.

Later...he was chopped up by Li Shimin.

Since you don't want to leave, then you don't have to leave for the rest of your life, just bury it here.

Bai Yin has always been very patient. When he was young, in order to test the spicy tolerance of the children next door, he would often buy a sausage, bite off a bite, apply a layer of chili oil on the bright red casing, and then wait at the door of the next door, waiting for a while. Wait for two hours...

However, he is the emperor now, and the emperor has the right to be "impatient". Therefore, when dealing with such rubbish memorials, he often uses the "sense of humor" he learned from Xue Sheng.

For example, a flattering minister flattered: "The emperor really understands and sees, and he is really a wise king who has been famous forever."

Bai Yin: "The only thing I don't know is that I still keep you."

For example, a certain official was dissatisfied with his behavior of bringing his daughter (Long Chi) with him when he went to court, and supplemented it with the line "how can female family members interfere in politics".

Bai Yin: "I have read it."——The succinct wording is quite as chic as "students read it for a month, and the teacher reads it once" when the class teacher corrects summer homework.

Just kidding, Long Chi is my important "pass key". What if I don't bring it with me and am assassinated?

A day later, the speaker probably felt that he had been left out, so he sent another spam text message, the wording was sobbing, or if he didn't read the content, he would have thought that some relative had died-at the end of the memorial, he said, "Chen Shen I feel that His Majesty's words are insignificant, and I hope His Majesty will allow the old minister to return to his hometown."

This is not a real plan to retire and return home. It is completely understandable that a rare talent threatens the leader with resignation.

Bai Yin replied this time: "Quite."

Then the next day, that person was really sent away, and his expression was similar to the tone on the memorial last night... It was as if his own father had died.

Of course, this matter is not that simple... How can there be a civil servant group that does not hold together?If the chance of resignation is in danger of resigning once in a while, how can they get along?

Therefore, as soon as the one in the last memorial was sent away, he immediately jumped out of a pile of officials wearing official robes, "plopped" and knelt down in a row, and said, "I remonstrate with death..."

Bai Yin waved his hand: "Yes."

The people in that row were stunned: What are you expecting?This is just the beginning of my remonstrance, you agree?

Could it be... I am actually very important to the emperor?

To change to a proper noun, this is called "Shengju Zhengnong". In history, many eunuchs with power in power can be described by this word, such as Wei Zhongxian, Zhang Rang, Wang Zhen...

And then... Those people who were kneeling were dragged out and chopped down.

Aren't you going to remonstrate with death?Satisfy your needs, if you are admonished, go to death.

Bai Yin never thought that as long as he was in the "fantasy", he could ignore the moral bottom line and do whatever he wanted.

Because it's not just an illusion, in fact, no matter where he is, he can ignore the moral bottom line and do whatever he wants...

Of course he can be very kind, but the premise is that he does not hinder his footsteps. Long Chi is the key to his "passing the level", and it is the only key he has so far. It is just a virtual character in the illusion, and he wants to interfere with Long Chi's affairs. Get out if you talk nonsense, and die if you continue to talk nonsense. Here, one thing is the same as reality, that is, dead people can't speak.

Judging from the time, Zhu Youtang's lifespan is less than one month, that is to say, Bai Yin may stay in this illusion for less than a month. "Integrity officials" constraints, concentrate on clearing the customs.

Violence creates problems; extremes solve any problem, that's the truth.

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