my monster girlfriends

Confusing the sky and deceiving the sun and the moon, this is not difficult to understand. Whatever the ancients researched, they always liked to rely on the big aspect, such as "swallowing the sun", which may be a small technique for shading light. Of course, It may also refer to some kind of oral work of a brothel girl...

This kind of behavior is essentially the same as when the author names the novel by focusing on hot spots.

Combining "confusion" and "deception", you can probably guess that this kind of ritual is mainly to "deceive" something, so as to achieve a certain purpose... The object of this deception may not necessarily be a person, but may also be some kind of "concept" ", such as time, solar term and so on.

Ever since Bai Yin knew that there was once a peerless wretch who used the ability of "crushing" to shatter the concept of "softness" in a certain part of himself, he opened the door to a new world... That's called a broad mind.

Then there is "stealing to change fate, borrowing fate to extend shadow"...Stealing to change fate is understandable, it is nothing more than changing "fate" and other things through some way, which can also explain, Zhu Xiurong/Long Why Chi is still alive and well.

But it's a little hard to understand by virtue of fate... What is "fate"?Whose "fate" and what is "shadow"?Why "delay"?

The most informative and most important is this sentence.

As the thoughts deepened, there was a knock on the door suddenly.

……Um?Didn't I justly reject the eunuch's "flipping brand" service?Who dares to knock on my door?

Could it be the maid who attacked at night?Not so...

And when Bai Yin opened the door...he suddenly began to regret rejecting the "flip sign".

The concubine in the palace doesn't mention her appearance or personality, at least she is a concubine... Bai Yin is the emperor at this time, he doesn't want to do it, no one can force him, even if he really becomes the emperor, he should do it to the concubine Everything here is a "illusion" after all. Simply put... there is no consequence.

but……

"I... I heard that Dad... didn't call me concubine tonight..."

Outside the door, the big loli hugged the jade pillow and stood there, like a weaker epiphyllum blooming at night.

That voice is as slight as a mosquito...

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① There may be two changes today, but it is very likely that one will be changed...

By December 12th, that is, five days later, the plaster will be removed. At that time, as long as there is no change, you can definitely think that I am lazy and condemn me fiercely...

Walk to the end of the world with my beloved: NO.7 Raising a daughter is like raising a cat

Is it normal for a father and daughter to fall asleep on their feet?It's so normal.

Almost all girls have more or less Electra complex, which will be reflected in the boyfriend she finds;

This is a pure, unadulterated, and should not be mixed with any impurities. The so-called "all daughters are the little lovers of their fathers in previous lives", and it is not uncommon for daughters to compete with their mothers for favor.

Then... Bai Yin and Long Chi slept together, is it normal?

If this kind of thing really happens, what Bai Yin thinks about is not "how to do it", but "how to die".

Obviously, now, Baiyin is facing a life-and-death choice...

This is an extremely complicated situation - Bai Yin is now Zhu Youtang, but he is not really Zhu Youtang; Long Chi is now Zhu Rongxiu, but she now seems to be "just" Zhu Rongxiu.

And what this situation gave birth to is the current situation that makes people laugh and cry...

In the silent night, looking out from the door, it was pitch black. The candlelight inside the house covered the outside, reflecting a pretty shadow.

Long Chi's body is very petite. Compared with Bai Yin's familiar appearance, he is a size smaller. Therefore, that graceful temperament has changed into a certain kind of lovable posture...

At this time, the girl was holding a big pillow with both hands. It was not a hard jade pillow, but it was covered with silk, soft and precious in texture... The pillow covered her body to her calf, revealing only a small pillow. , Stainless pure white obscene socks.

At this time, she tilted her head slightly, showing her face from behind the blocked pillow, like a little hedgehog who was just born, curled up, with only her nose exposed...but even the thorns are pink and harmless .

Bai Yin put down the book, walked over, and asked softly, "Is your room uncomfortable?"

"Well……"

The little princess lowered her eyelids, her eyelashes were like wipers, and her eyes were lowered. A voice that seemed to be whimpering or mourning came out from the depths of her throat...

Time flowed by, Bai Yin stood there for a while, looked at her face in the dim light, and smiled gently.

"Talk slowly, don't rush." ​​He looked down at the thin clothes under the pillow, and thought for a while, "It's still cold...it's impossible to wear like this." He turned his head and glanced at his bedroom, and took out the clothes. Like a father, with a gentle and stern attitude, "I'm going to find some clothes..."

When I turned around, a small force came from my waist.

It's so small that Bai Yin might not even be aware of it if there is no [Suanxian].

He turned his head and saw Long Chi's hand—a weak, even delicate hand, with his thumb and forefinger stretched out, carefully holding the corner of his clothes.

Gently, pull it.

"Because..." she said softly, "It's been a long time since I've lived like this..." The voice was intermittent, "In the past, my father always called me concubine..."

Although the words were scattered, Bai Yin understood the meaning.

It is precisely because he understands that he has the urge to help his forehead...

Hey... What's the matter with this kind of scumbag feeling that "the man spends so much time outside that his own daughter doesn't have time to accompany him"...

This is no room for rejection... Rounding up, this is killing me!

Well, in fact, thinking about it, it is also true. In this day and age, girls are married at the age of eleven or twelve, and there are many people who still have to share the bed with their parents at this age. If word spreads, they will not be able to get married.

Taking a step back, a majestic princess naturally doesn't have to worry about marriage issues, but the emperor's job is to deal with all kinds of affairs every day and thousands of concubines at night, and it is rare for someone to do his own work and devote himself to the education of his children. Otherwise, Li Shimin's eldest son, Li Chengqian, would not be indulging in beauty. Sex, suicidal—by the way, that "beauty" is even a man...

That being said, if Bai Yin agrees to the little princess' request, it is conceivable that the chances of Long Chi killing him after leaving the illusion are definitely not small.

After thinking about it for about two seconds, Bai Yin came to a conclusion: Even if it was for his own safety, this little princess' request was absolutely unacceptable.

Then, he put the dragon chi in it...

... That kind of abandoned cat-like, pitiful look is really hard for people to refuse.

Well, just kidding... The main reason is that the breaking point of this illusion is obviously on this little princess. She is a "key" and the only key that Baiyin currently holds... There is no "key" , "Break the door" can not be mentioned.

After getting Bai Yin's permission, a kind of shimmering brilliance instantly filled the eyes of the little princess. She looked like a child who had won candies or received a compliment.

She squinted her eyes happily, jumped into the room, threw the pillow on the couch in a "pia", and then slid in, like a groundhog...

No wonder her body is so thin, it turned out to be something like pajamas.

The little princess lay reclining on the bed, looking at this side from a distance, her eyes flickering, and she even lifted a corner of the mattress, smiling brightly.

"Come on daddy—it's warm!"

Seeing this, Bai Yin smiled helplessly. He originally wanted to read the book again...

Forget it, let's talk about it tomorrow... Really, it seems that even when you grow up, some things will not change. When you fall asleep, you always like to pull people to accompany you... Huh?

Something suddenly flashed in Bai Yin's mind, it was fleeting, but it was vivid in his memory.

"Father?" Seeing him stop, Long Chi's voice was puzzled.

Bai Yin's smile remained unchanged: "It's nothing, I'm sorry, I thought about something." He blew out the lamp on the desk, went to the bed and lay down, and just got into the quilt, another petite body couldn't wait to come over, tightly Clinging, like a koala holding a piece of wood... Well, it is a bit overgrown, it seems that Miss Chi's figure is not without warning.

If it was someone else, no matter a man or a woman, they might not be able to hold on to this situation, but Bai Yin's family has a kitten who is far more clingy and tempting than Long Chi, so now, he is very calm .

What's more, men are this kind of creatures. If they are assigned a "role", they will adapt at an unexpected speed. In times of crisis, he would go down to helping an old woman catch a thief, and from time to time he would tease a righteous fairy or a wicked girl or something; and if he wanted to take the route of a ruthless devil, he would be cheating, cheating, eating, drinking, stealing and gambling, all evil and mad, and doing all kinds of evil...

If an npc meets this type, it will be bad luck for eight lifetimes. Your daughter has been taken away, and he still can't refuse to pull you to play Gwent cards. That's what he said.

Obviously, when a "father" faces a "daughter"'s hug, he should have warmth in his heart, not charm.

Outside the window, the stars are lingering, and in the dark night, the little princess's breathing is gradually steady, showing a sense of peace of mind, obviously falling asleep; on the other side, although Bai Yin also closed his eyes, some kind of thinking still appears in his mind In the middle, run at full speed...

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①Different from yesterday, yesterday was two possible changes, today is "certain"...

...Well, it must be updated.

Cough, it's almost winter vacation, I'm a little busy... two more tomorrow.

Walk to the end of the world with your beloved: NO.8 I can still make fire by drilling wood!

"The times are very good. There are no changes, but there are some changes. There are more enemies and more friends. The former enemies are our more friends. The world is bustling, and it is all for the benefit."

"You always say that the age must be handed over to the young after all, the old ones should die, and new ones can replace them, just like withered leaves melting into the dust, and then new life pushes away the rotting corpses, this kind of The process is called reincarnation."

"Of course I understand the truth."

"But after all, I don't worry. My son died on the battlefield, my daughter died in childbirth, and then I entrusted my granddaughter to a trustworthy person. After that, my relatives are only young people in this country. And it's my responsibility not to let them go through what we went through at their age..."

As Nian Changge said, he suddenly laughed. His smile was hearty and beautiful, with a complex temperament that coexisted with vigor and twilight, just like a sunflower facing the setting sun.

"If you can still speak, then now is the time for you to refute...

I have already thought up the lines for you, "Young people should suffer a little bit. When I was their age, I would sell my lust even if I ate a bun."

Then I would say, 'Times are different, they have their difficulties, houses, cars, things like this, it's not easy. '

And then the next thing you say, 'I'm just not hungry! '

...Well, usually by this time, our topic should be distorted. I might say, 'It's like you were hungry. Don't think I don't know. At your peak, you caught seven rich girls at the same time. Among them Four want to elope with you, two want to persuade you to marry, and one wants to turn you into a face or a male favorite... If I tell your fortune, I don't need to pinch my fingers to know that your five elements are wicked. '

Then you might retort, saying, 'Nonsense, if you know the etiquette if you have enough food and clothing, you will starve to death, who cares about morality? ...Besides, the old man only takes money and doesn't lie, that is to say, the entertainment industry was not developed enough at that time. If it were placed in modern times, with my handsome face, I can release an album casually with two voices. A group of ladies fighting wits and courage? '

Hmm... In the end, this conversation should end with me saying, "Yes, yes, according to what you said, Pan Jinlian was also dragged down by the times back then. Now, sleeping with two men, not only does she not have to die, but she can also lie to her." Some money, isn't it? 'Finish……"

A young skin will indeed change some things. Such a self-entertaining mock dialogue, when reciting Changge when he was old, he would never be able to say it, but now, with a young face on his face, his temper is obvious. Some jumped off.

When people get old, they always like to talk more, talk about the past, maybe not necessarily to anyone, but simply want to take her or him out of the depths of memory, wipe it clean, and leave it intact Put it back without moving, maybe someone will remember those words, and then tell others, this is called inheritance.

This is actually a kind of romance, like dandelions being blown away by a sudden wind and falling into small umbrellas all over the sky. After several springs and autumns of loneliness, they bloom again surrounded by flowers, just like their ancestors.

Next, after reciting the long song, he babbled on a lot of things, some were about the current situation, some were about his life experiences, after a few words, he would fall into a lengthy silence again, quietly looking at the silent stone tablet, as if he remembered What.

In the blowing wind, footsteps came.

"Hey, handsome guy." In a pretty voice, "Can I borrow a fire?"

Turning her head, she was a very young girl with a pair of black cloth shoes, a tight black shirt and black trousers, only a section of white skin was exposed at the cuff, and she was strung with a delicate bracelet.

Nian Changge was stunned for about two seconds before realizing that the "handsome guy" might be calling him, and his low-key was completely different from some people who subconsciously turn back when they hear "handsome guy" or "beauty"...

Well, the main reason is that he always subconsciously feels that he is a bad old man who is behind the times, and the word "handsome guy" obviously has nothing to do with a bad old man.

Seeing Nian Changge turning her head, the girl's eyes flashed a look of surprise. She probably thought that just now, she just thought that this little brother's back was very melancholy and handsome. handsome……

She shook a piece of gold paper folded into the shape of an ingot on her hand, and said pitifully, "I forgot to bring a lighter when I went out... handsome guy, do you smoke?" After a pause, "By the way, my name is Ye Ling Lu, just call me Lulu."

"Nian Changge." Nian Changge glanced at the paper money in her hand and smiled gently, "Unfortunately, I don't smoke either."

"Oh, it's good not to smoke. Smoking hurts your body..." Ye Linglu's face was blurred by the smile that could be used as a screensaver by Nian Changge, and she subconsciously replied, blinking, as if she just realized it.

"Hey, don't you have a lighter?"

Well, this little girl is a bit off-line...

If Xu Donglai was here, he might reply, "If I don't smoke, what kind of lighter do I need to destroy the corpse?" But... as a mature, even rotten old man, reciting long songs is very graceful. She shook her head very tactfully:

"No."

He paused, and decided to remind: "If you want to ignite something, you don't necessarily have to use a lighter."

Those who can come to this cemetery must be insiders of the Countermeasures Bureau, and since they are members of the Countermeasures Bureau, even if they can't do it like Zhuge Liang, they should be able to take a picture of the eight formations by waving a fan. ...

As the first generation of "Taoist", Nian Changge also wrote a textbook before his death, called "Introduction to Basic Taoism Even Stupid People Can Learn". If we say that the original difficulty of Taoism is "from 1 to 100", Then this book is equivalent to turning this question into "(1+99)*50+50"...the amount of calculation is greatly reduced.

This book belongs to the same series as his other two books "Introduction to Basic Boxing Techniques Even Idiots Can Practice" and "Energy Operation Modes That Can Operate with Mental Disabilities". Director Xue later specially named these three textbooks, It's called the "brain-damaged trilogy"...

Ye Linglu blinked her eyelashes: "But I didn't bring any matches."

"For things like 'ignition', you don't necessarily need to use 'modern tools'. You can use other methods."

Like a kindergarten teacher, Nian Changge patiently pointed out, "Even in the wild where there is nothing...you can use it."

Hearing this, Ye Linglu put on an expression of "I'm serious" and thought for about three seconds.

Three seconds later... On that small face, there was a look that looked like "suddenly enlightened".

Seeing this, Nian Changge stroked his chin in satisfaction—actually he wanted to stroke his beard, but he doesn't have it now... his face is white and beardless, that's what he said.

Well, it's good to occasionally mention the younger generation of the strategy bureau...

Then...he heard the girl across from him say:

"I can still drill wood to make fire!"

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