my monster girlfriends

This is still the case over there, in this world, the power of the "heart" will only become stronger.

Not to mention anything else, the so-called "human-spiritual barrier" is essentially the transformation of the "heart". The energy level, the nature of the ability, and the physical fitness of the capable person will all undergo great changes... .

Because of this, the more real the illusion is, the more people who experience it will think that "this is reality", and in this case, dying in the illusion, whether it is hanging, cutting throat, or something else... That sense of suffocation, the touch of blood rushing from the throat, will convey the message "I am dying" to the heart of the person in the illusion all the time...

And when his brain thinks he is dead, he is really dead, even if there is no wound in the real body.

"No." Bai Yin said, "According to this, I have experienced this kind of illusion before."

When he said this, he seemed to think of a figure in a maid outfit. His words paused for a while... Then, as if nothing had happened, he continued:

"I died in it many times... In reality, nothing happened."

After saying this, he saw Long Chi glance at him angrily...

Not to mention that the illusion you experienced was mixed with my power... Do you think you are a normal human being?Do you have any psychological problems, you have no points?

Xu Shi understood the meaning in Long Chi's beautiful eyes, Bai Yin coughed lightly, and stopped interrupting.

"Then it has nothing to do with me...I'm just talking about my own experience." The concealer said, "About a week ago, the phantom appeared at a private house on Sfell Street. At first, its area was only half The room is so big that by now, it has engulfed the surrounding bakery and bar."

Bai Yin joked: "It seems that the instigator of this thing is indeed from the Xia Kingdom, otherwise he wouldn't be so obsessed with buying a house and occupying land."

"About the situation of the illusion, I will send it to you in the report later." The concealer said, "If you want to solve this problem, you'd better hurry up. Sfell Street is not far from me. I and I My wife just settled down and doesn't want to move again...not to mention, it's hard to find an excuse."

Bai Yin said: "How easy is it to make an excuse? If you want to go somewhere, just tell your family that you are going to meet an old friend in that place, and then vaguely explain the gender of that friend...At that time, no matter what you want Wherever you move, she will follow you unconditionally."

Deceiver: "...Are you sure you should use 'follow' instead of 'chasing' here?"

Bai Yin: "The meanings of these two words do not conflict, and sometimes they can be classified as one."

"Forget it, as far as I know her, she will never chase me to the ends of the earth, she will only slice me into a fat and thin shape within 5 minutes." The concealer said, "Jindu is my territory after all. , if you want to solve the illusion maker named Li Si, I can provide you with some technical support... It is agreed in advance that I will write the code as soon as I go, and I will not do the work of rushing into battle."

"Gold is...your site." Bai Yin looked at him with a half-smile, "On the premise that you are from the Xia Kingdom and have moved here within half a year..."

"Yes, have an opinion?"

"What about the local Transcendental Organization?" Bai Yin asked, "You said that there is no official Transcendental Organization in the local area, and I know that, but people with abilities are like distant relatives who have made a lot of money. Will suddenly show up next to you...they don't have a club or something?"

"Yes." The concealer said, "In fact, when we first arrived, we met a group of good citizens. They had colorful hair, spoke dirty words, and had tattoos or nails on their bodies... After entering, the first In a word, it is to collect protection fees.”

"Who is capable among them?"

"No." The concealer shrugged, "That's why I said that they are all good citizens... I just broke their fingers, and they ran away with money. They are not as brave as the streets of the United States and want to make money quickly with a gun. money lad.

But not long after that, a group of people secretly came to the door. They wore cloaks and hoods, dressed like pyramid schemes, dragged their faces into my coffee shop, and said to me in a tone He said some lines like 'you don't know anything about the real world', and scolded me a few words of yellow-skinned monkey by the way... Then, he was going to molested my wife who was a guest waiter at that time. "

The corners of Bai Yin's mouth twitched slightly: "...and then?"

The concealer calmly said: "Then, I let them see the 'real world', as tuition fees, and confiscated the tools that made them commit impulsive crimes... Afterwards, I also received a letter with a rather impolite wording and A model skull."

Long Chi turned his head and put his lips close to Bai Yin's ear: "What is the tool he is talking about?"

Bai Yin was silent for half a second: "...it is a slightly flat oval shape with a smooth surface, covered with a visceral sheath, which can promote protein synthesis."

Lord Yaohuang blinked, he didn't understand, but it would be embarrassing to say this, so he didn't ask...

"To sum it up..." Bai Yin rubbed his chin, "The local ability users are all trash, it's hard to interfere with our actions... Is that so?"

"Almost." The blind man said, "So, are you going to have a look tonight?"

Bai Yin shook his head, "No rush, I still have some things to confirm..."

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①Calvin, I broke my promise, and I updated... Hey, I checked the word count, and this month I updated less than [-] words a day... I felt ashamed... I won't rest at the beginning of tomorrow, and I will continue to update.

As a compensation, let's have a small episode——

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Me: (Kawen got stuck to the point of collapse) After this book is finished, I must write a pure, single-heroine story for the next book... what kind of ups and downs, abilities, fantasy, nothing at all, only boys and girls. A girl's daily life...you don't need an outline or anything, you can write thousands of words casually.

Ms. Yu: ... Are we the prototype?

Me: Uh huh.

Ms. Yu: I can accept it...but such bland novels are not very popular, right?

Me: I know.

Miss Yu: Then you still write?

Me: It doesn't matter... Of course it's good to be popular, and it doesn't matter if it's not popular. For this kind of book, the most important reader is enough.

Miss Yu: Uh, yourself?

Me: (thought for a while) Oh yes, I count myself...these are the two most important readers.

So she was very happy.

Walk to the end of the world with my beloved: NO.24 This uncle knows a lot

Zhu Youtang was wearing alchemist cloth shoes, dressed in white, and holding a folding fan in his hand, on which a proud green bamboo was painted.

However, if the same clothes are worn by different people, the feeling of wearing them will naturally be different. Everyone wears sailor suits. Some girls wear them like ordinary high school students, while some girls can wear them like heroines. Dressed as if they were in a particular profession... Well, in that last case, basically they were in that particular profession.

For Zhu Youtang, it is not difficult to pretend to have a certain temperament. For him, temperament is easy to become like the family situation when a student is on leave. A distant relative died today, and a cousin married tomorrow. , My brother got divorced again the day after tomorrow...

He is a dragon, the wind follows the tiger, the cloud follows the dragon, and the cloud represents "unpredictable", not to mention changing a temperament, changing an organ.

At this time, Zhu Youtang stood in front of the bustling crowd, looking up, he saw carved beams and painted buildings, and his beauty was like water; looking around, he saw all the dignitaries and dignitaries, with a big belly, and said casually: "Isn't this the Jiaofang Secretary?"

The so-called Jiaofang Division belongs to the Ministry of Rites and is responsible for celebrations, welcoming distinguished guests, playing music and other affairs-the above-mentioned content is a serious part.

As for the unscrupulous... You can tell from its alias: official brothel.

To talk about this, I have to talk a little bit about the rules at this time——

Since ancient times, there has been such an unforgivable sin in officialdom: standing on the wrong team.

Standing in the wrong team is often divided into two situations. One is standing in the wrong team in front of the emperor. Needless to say, there is a unique term called "rebellion". Become an emperor, or sell secrets to foreign countries.

The former is fine, if you meet Ming Jun, who has a broad mind and thinks you are a talent, maybe you will be punished with three drinks, as long as you work hard in the future, you will be rich and prosperous.

As for the latter, once it is discovered, as long as the upper echelons of the country are still able to operate, it will basically be a decisive decision to punish the nine clans. One, all of them were pulled out and chopped down. Even if you have a unique sexual taste and forcibly have sex with the sow at home in the middle of the night, the sow will die; Sound) This kind of punishment is specially invented for you to punish the ten clans. I am afraid that you will be cold on the road to Huangquan, so I thoughtfully pulled your classmates to accompany you on the road.

However, the so-called high risk and high return corresponds to the "crime of treason", which is "the meritorious service of the dragon". They are all immersed in the corruption of the feudal aristocracy and cannot escape; of course, if you meet someone like Liu Bang or Zhao Kuangyin, you can only say that you are unlucky...

The second type is the wrong team in the officialdom... This kind of thing has nothing to do with the emperor. It is enough to kill you alone, and the most is to steal a house.

Here, the so-called "scratch your home" does not only refer to your belongings... your "wife and daughter" are also counted. In those days, they were also a kind of "property". It is a property more precious than those gold and silver.

How to deal with these "properties", or who to hand over to "use" is actually a problem... Let's kill them all, it's against the peace of heaven; let them go, and I'm sorry for the punishment of "ransacking the house"; colleagues laugh at it That's bad reputation; let the emperor enjoy it...there are so many concubines in the harem, and they are all beauties selected by the whole world. They are just emperors, not the Yellow Emperor.

Wait, there are twelve hours at most in one night, which is 720 minutes, divided by three thousand, um...

In short, not all emperors are as elegant as Prime Minister Cao, and they may not be happy if you send them over.

So, "Jiaofangsi" is the place where they are placed.

Since ancient times, there have been people who have the same interests as the prime minister, but there are none. Those political enemies who once disgusted you, the kings who invaded your hometown, those big people who used to be high above, their wives and daughters, are here The place where you can spend a little money...do you still hesitate?Or... how much would you pay for it?

In this way, the "property" has been resettled, the court has taken the money, and consumers have obtained both spiritual and physical satisfaction. It can be said that everyone is happy.

As for the opinions of those parties... No one will ever pay attention to the outcome of the loser, unless that person is called Yue Lun.

But at this time, the person in front of Zhu Youtang was obviously not the Jiaofang Secretary, but it was still so luxurious... This is very intriguing.

As soon as he said this, an attendant immediately flattered him: "Master Hui, this is the front of the Su family."

"Oh." Zhu Youtang just asked, he didn't intend to go into details, anyway, it was just a tool for some family or surname to collect money, "There are usually so many people here?"

"My lord, there's a song from a nobleman today."

"Heh, the Qing Dynasty..." Zhu Youtang smiled inexplicably, as if mocking something, "Go, go in and have a look."

The so-called noble people are the so-called happy women who "only sell art, not sell themselves". In addition to the rigid requirements of appearance, they must also be able to read, write, recite poems and paint... However, the so-called talent and nobility are actually the same as silk stockings. Similar things, except for temptation, can't play any protective role in the face of desire.

To put it more clearly, "My lord, she was raised by me since I was a child, and she is as affectionate as a girl... I need to pay more."

Of course Zhu Youtang has been here before, or in other words, he is actually a frequent visitor to this kind of romantic place. The reason... I don’t want to say much, we just need to know that in the myth, the word "Dragon gave birth to nine sons" does not Not out of nowhere...

However, it was indeed the first time to come here as "Zhu Youtang". It was this "role-playing" feeling that made him quite excited.

Zhu Youtang coughed lightly, and the moment he stepped on the door, he very naturally substituted himself into the shy image of "a pure and good prince who came to a similar place for the first time"...

As soon as he entered the door, the bustard, who was covered in powder and powder, took the initiative to greet her.

Those who can be a bustard in this kind of situation are naturally full of ability to observe words and emotions. Therefore, with years of guarding eyesight, she can see two things that Zhu Youtang wants her to see at a glance: first, this Brother Young Master is either rich or expensive; second... This is the first time for him to come to this kind of occasion.

Ladies and gentlemen, don't look at the word "madman" as an insult, but if you don't have a lot of experience, you really can't be a prostitute.

For example, at this moment, if she said: "Guest, you are a new face." Then the guest might become angry from embarrassment, and said in his heart, "What's wrong with the brothel for the first time? Have you eaten your rice?" Snorted, turned around and left ...

No matter ancient or modern, Chinese or foreign, at this time and place, almost all men will try to put on an appearance of "I am a regular visitor". The reason is still unknown...

So... At this time, her line should be: "Oh, my son, you are here again (accented accent)? Please sit down, please sit down, xx will wait for you so much that you can't think about the night!"

However... just as the old bustard was about to say this line, and Zhu Youtang was waiting for the other party to say the line he wanted... a voice suddenly came between the two of them.

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①Okay, that’s all for today’s strange trifle about Uncle Huang… Well, I should have rested today, but I’ve changed it anyway.

②Don't ask me why I understand so well, I refuse to answer this question...

Walk to the end of the world with my beloved: NO.25 This girl is a bit naughty

"Brother, you're here, hurry up, come in and sit down."

Accompanied by such a voice that seemed to be a bit of a head start, a figure appeared on the stage.

This person looks like a scholar, but he is not the kind of poor scholar who often appears in story books, borrowing a homestay to meet foxes, staying up late reading to meet female ghosts, and elope with a rich daughter from time to time...

This person is like the kind...the family has a lot of spare money, but not enough power, so he was pushed out to study, to see if he could take a test, and try to get a son who colluded with the government and businessmen.

This kind of people is quite common at this time. For example, Zhang Siwei was born in a family of salt merchants in Shanxi, and later became a minister. However, there are not many people with good backgrounds but hard work, good talents and luck. Most of the children of merchants are not very good at the four books, five classics and six arts, but they are very familiar with the flower work in the brothel... As the saying goes, there is Yan Ruyu in the book. If I prostitute Yan Ruyu, isn't it the same as reading a book?

At this time, the scholar was very enthusiastic, and while walking forward, he took Zhu Youtang's hand, with a bright smile and a sincere smile, as if he had some sleeping friendship with the latter.

The intervention of a third party caught everyone present by surprise.

First of all, the bustard... But, after all, this is a legendary profession that can say "big muscles (beep——) don't hide—stupid". I have seen everything, and seeing this person so familiarly surround me, I took it for granted think that the two sides know each other...

(Yes, that's where the word "stupid" comes from...)

At this time, visiting a brothel is an "elegant thing", and its nature is similar to that of our current college students who "go to an Internet cafe to play a few games after class". It is quite normal to invite a few or two friends to come together.

Then there are Zhu Youtang's guards... They can be said to be the most entangled. If this person does not stop him, if the visitor has ulterior motives and the prince makes some mistakes, then they will either beat him to death, or cut him at the waist. In the city, when the boss is in a bad mood, it is not impossible to punish the clan; but if you stop him... This person is so natural and honest when he surrounds him, what if he really has such a friendship with the prince?

Take a closer look, this person has a white face and no beard, red lips and white teeth, very handsome, if not for the fact that there are no female features, and this place is a brothel, they would believe any young lady you say... Considering that the emperor's career has always been different How to pay attention, what if this person not only has friendship with the prince, but also "friendship"?If you stop the prince's brother who "worships the master", you will lose your job at least, or lose your head at worst.

As the saying goes, companionship with a king is like companionship with a tiger, which is too exciting.

Finally, there is Zhu Youtang...

He was rather surprised for two reasons - first, he really didn't know this person; It's the first time I've seen men's clothes in a brothel...

Ladies and gentlemen, this is the Ming Dynasty. Female men like Hua Mulan and Mu Guiying were in the minority after all, not to mention that they all went to war. Although it was not the turn of women at that time, from the current point of view, it is very important to fight a war. In fact, there is no rigid gender requirement...

But this is a brothel, hello... You little lady is here, are you planning to be a guest customer, or are you preparing to be a guest product?Is there any special service for women in this store?Good guy, hundreds of years ahead of the industry.

Thinking up to this point, Zhu Youtang had an "interesting" emotion in his heart.

For him... the word "interesting" is enough.

So...he smiled peacefully, stretched out his hand, stopped the guard who was drawing his sword and wanted to cut him down, and said following the other party's words: "Uh...yes, I'm here."

As he spoke, he put on a look of familiarity with the person in front of him, "So... where shall we sit?"

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(Note: After the history of the Song Dynasty, the history books did not record the names of women, but only recorded them with surnames, and I myself have been searching for a long time but could not find the name of Empress Zhang... To avoid drama, here I borrow the name of Empress Zong Yi'an of Ming Xi "Zhang Yan".)

While Zhang Yan was pulling the young master behind him, she was secretly proud in her heart - because today's bully was found.

She has seen this kind of son a lot in the past, and he is probably a descendant of a certain family. He has a good family tradition, so he is usually forbidden to come to the Fengyue place. Occasionally, he finds a chance and takes a few guards to visit the house, and then he follows it honestly. With the instinct of men all over the world, I came to the brothel...

This kind of person is not difficult to find, you find a place close enough to the gate, and hear something like "I have been to a brothel in such and such place before, but this is the first time" "Who... Who said I was the first?" Next time?" The line, definitely find one right...