my monster girlfriends

After mourning the death of Prince Gong, Emperor Xianzong learned about it and educated him in the palace of the Empress Dowager Zhou.

In the 11th year, it was named by the Ministry of Rites, and the University Scholars, Shangren, etc. were invited to build the reserve.

In June of that year, concubine Shu died violently. The emperor was six years old, and she mourned like an adult.

In November, he became the crown prince. "

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①Note: The name "Zhu Youtang" was named by the Ministry of Rites, that is to say, he did not have this name before he was six years old. This is for plot needs.

Walk to the end of the world with your beloved: NO.21 This concealer loves his wife very much

Just as Bai Yin finally got through the boring temptation and was about to reveal the content of this mission to the seemingly sincere concealer, he saw that this person was still strategizing just now and said, "For me, hacking The local database is easier than shit," the raving guy immediately stood up with a kind of attentive demeanor, and turned around.

And just when the concealer turned around... the proprietress had already changed into rather homely clothes and came out from the inner door.

In all fairness, this lady's appearance is quite good, even if it is not as good as Long Chi and Xueli's "feeling like it was deducted from the Two-dimensional map drawn by a top artist", it is quite attractive among normal human beings. The beautiful one, with a well-proportioned body, long legs and a thin waist, seems to have practiced dancing for several years; the slender fingers indicate that its owner may have practiced a musical instrument such as a piano.

Out of politeness, Bai Yin just glanced twice, collected the information he wanted, and then looked away.

Not a person with abilities... and there is no such thing as "monster power", that is to say, is it really just an ordinary person?

That's really strange...the number one hacker in the world is willing to follow the rhythm of life of ordinary people, to disguise and cover up.

However, referring to this person's personality as a mystic, it doesn't feel unacceptable to choose an ordinary person as a partner...

Not to mention what Bai Yin was thinking, the proprietress came straight over, "What do you want to drink?"

She doesn't have the humility of a service worker, and she doesn't even have the enthusiasm for customers like ordinary shopkeepers. She just asks so ordinaryly, and she feels like Bai Yang, not arrogant, impetuous, rude, or courteous, and the distance is just right.

If you think about it, the so-called "husband sings and women follow", she doesn't have to worry about money if she has a "concealer". Many times, it is not a "scumbag" but a "life" who can turn a "girl" into a "woman". After a man cheats on your body, he at least knows how to run away, but in life, he not only has to forcefully slap you head-on, but also once a day...

As long as she is not forced by "life", she can be her own "girl" until she dies.

"What do you recommend?" Bai Yin asked with a smile.

"Well...for today, I recommend iced coffee, fried rice and cinnamon rolls." She nodded her lips and thought for a while, "If you can eat it, I can also fry you a meatball."

"Is there anything special about these recommended dishes?" Bai Yin asked.

This is his trick. Everyone has a desire to confide, and this desire to confide is particularly obvious when "professionals are facing non-professionals." Serve......

Then, he heard the proprietress say:

"It's nothing special, the main thing is that I want to do it today."

Bai Yin: "..."

Hey...I'm your guest after all, right?Is it really that good?

He was silent for a while, and smiled to himself: "Oh... that's good too." Shrugging his shoulders, "At least the dishes are recommended, isn't it?"

After hearing this, the proprietress was silent for about two seconds, she turned her head silently, and looked at the concealer beside her: "Husband."

"exist."

"Did you recommend them to go to the barbecue restaurant next door?"

"...Damn it."

The concealer was startled: "You came back earlier just now, just waiting in front of the door?" He only thought of this possibility.

"...Could you please be a little self-aware of yourself?"

The proprietress sighed, "There's no need to eavesdrop..." As she spoke, she stretched out her hand, took the coffee cup that was in the hand of the concealer just now, lifted it up, and shook it: "I'm still Before I came back, you drank at most half of this cup of coffee...you won't finish it until I come back."

"Cough, that..."

"Forget it, I'll cook." She waved her hand, "You greet the guests in front of the door." After a pause, "Stop recommending them to go to the next door, if I come out with the meal later, I will find the guests Already gone, don't think about drinking coffee this week."

It's rare for the concealer to be stubborn: "Joke, I won't buy instant ones?"

"Ok?"

Prolonged tone, that gaze, squinting past.

"Guaranteed to complete the mission!"

Then, it was a second cowardly response...

Long Chi watched this scene silently, and the person to be concealed came again, sat next to them, and then said: "If I read correctly...your wife is not a person with abilities."

"No." The concealer said, "Is there something wrong?"

"I don't understand the reason why you choose to become husband and wife."

"Oh, this." The concealer showed a look of reminiscence, "That year, I, she also..."

"Stop talking nonsense." Bai Yin interrupted ruthlessly, "You can only be twenty this year at most. Just like the couple's comic dialogue you just had, I don't believe anyone who has had sex for more than ten years."

The concealer was silent for a moment: "...do you have to use the word sexual intercourse?"

Seeing that the two men had to fall into the same kind of mutual complaints just now, so that they had a rhythm of [-] words before they knew it, Long Chi interjected decisively:

"What I want to ask is, why did you choose her?"

Concealer: "Eh...beautiful?"

Bai Yin said: "The person next to me is also very beautiful. If you send me the programs you wrote, I will give you her contact information."

Long Chi glared at Bai Yin, ignored him, and said seriously to the concealer: "With your ability, it shouldn't be difficult to find some women with better appearance... really only 'beautiful' Is this a reason?"

She paused, "Besides, I don't understand your attitude... No matter in terms of social relationship, ability, or force, you should crush her—I'm not Said that you should treat your wife roughly, but at least, you shouldn't put on... that attitude."

"Here, didn't the brother next to you say that?" The concealer said, "Because marriage will make men gradually lose their ability to take care of themselves..."

Long Chi said: "I'm asking a serious question. If you don't want to say it, please just say it. I won't ask any more."

"He is also answering very seriously." Bai Yin said, "This answer is...'Why do we need a reason?', right or wrong?"

The concealer laughed and said nothing.

"They are a couple, not enemies; what they are going through is marriage, not the arena." Bai Yin said casually, "In the arena, if your fists are big, you can do whatever you want, and you can do whatever you want. Let him kneel down and call you daddy!" OK; but 'marriage' is not an occasion where 'whoever is strong has the final say'...Because 'love' is indulgence; and 'love' is a kind of compromise, the more he compromises, he can only It means that he loves each other more."

The concealer smiled, and continued: "...And if marriage is made like a ring, whoever makes the most money will have the final say, what's the point? Can't I go to the lady? As long as For a certain amount of money, you can do anything you want."

Bai Yin said "Yo He": "Yes... I have a lot of experience."

"so far so good."

"Then, experienced Mr. Concealer, I don't know if you still remember... I actually have a recording pen on me?"

"......Grass!"

Long Chi ignored the two who continued to flirt with each other, she just fell into some kind of contemplation, and at the same time, seemed to understand "his" choice...

After some time, Bai Yin and Bizarre finally broke free from the endless sarcasm and complaints.

The latter patted his forehead, "Don't talk nonsense, let's talk about that 'Li Si' while my family is cooking... When this matter is resolved, I will spend a night at Scolding you online."

Bai Yin shrugged: "Please."

"From the records you browsed, I can probably see that you are screening the possible location of that person... But it is unnecessary, because I know the location of that person."

The concealer spoke with a serious face.

"But, you may not be clear, finding his location is just the beginning..."

Walk to the end of the world with your beloved: NO.22 This prince wants to go to the brothel

In this way, the young Zhu Youtang left this world that he had never really witnessed... He was imprisoned at birth, and lived in the fear of dying at any time, but he could still maintain that kind of innocence. If he really lived If he goes on without making any changes to his kindness, then he may be a good person, but it may be difficult to become a good emperor. ①

At the same time, at this time, Concubine Wan Gui, the instigator, was still alive and well, and there were still more than ten years before her death. This undoubtedly proved one thing, in this world, bad people may not die early, but good people often live better than death.

However, the law of heaven recurs, and the retribution is not good. This saying that was engraved on this land in the distant period has finally proved its truth.

It is said that a person dies with him, but his spirit lasts forever, but for a dragon, even though his spirit is dead, his body still lives on. soul.

He... No, "he" opened his eyes again, looked at the vicious woman not far away, who seemed to be watching him die, and sneered.

"Human beings...there is no change, and the soul distorted by power has no value in trading."

He is not human, but he has always been very concerned about the spirit of the contract. Since he promised the boy and borrowed his body, he will abide by it. He said that he would let her live until the end of her life, then she would not die—compared to some A shameless villain who does not keep his word and thinks he is shrewd, this dragon has much more credibility.

But... the word "credit" can only be used in "promised things". He only promised the young man to let her live, but he didn't say that he would let her live well. As long as the premise of "living" is guaranteed, no matter what he does , is his freedom.

So, this night, no one knows what happened in this corner where there is no sky and no land, where even death does not make a sound... The wind from nowhere whimpered slightly, and the bleak moonlight shone like Fine sand, in the darkness, the light fell on the ground, cold and cruel.

We can only see that shortly after this day, Zhu Youtang became the crown prince, and in the 12 years after that, there was no record of being persecuted by the favored concubine.

After that, Zhu Youtang was named crown prince, and his mother, Ji, was named Concubine Shu, but after that, Concubine Shu died suddenly in the palace, and Zhang Min, who had saved Zhu Youtang, also committed suicide by swallowing gold—it was Zhu Youtang’s arranged.

Now that he is named "Zhu Youtang", he should naturally do something suitable for this identity. This is the "core fun" of role-playing. Losing the fun quickly, the nature is similar to playing games and opening modifiers. After a while, the rest is boring-speaking of this description, it always makes me feel like some kind of entertainment for single men at night...

Based on this premise, the death of these two people will obviously remind people of the persecution of Concubine Wan Gui. At that time, as the crown prince, he will definitely be sheltered by the living queen mother-this saves him from fighting for power with a temptress It's time.

Although he had already taught that seductress a lesson that she would never forget, not to mention she would never forget it even after she died, but the human heart is really unpredictable.

At the same time, letting the two of them die on the surface, and secretly sending someone to send them away for retirement is also one of the agreements he made with that boy.

After finishing all this, Zhu Youtang can finally focus on "role-playing"... This is the first time he has done this in such a long time, and his excitement is comparable to that of an otaku suddenly crossing into a Two-dimensional painting In the windy Western fantasy country, the beautiful girl princess with a delicate voice and a cute body is still welcome.

Of course, if there are three brave men besides you, and you happen to be given the title of "Shield Hero" or something like that, then just pretend I didn't say anything.

As a dragon species, it is the only dragon species left in this world, and there can only be one dragon species. Zhu Youtang's brain is actually not fast. Analyze your single evildoer quickly.

However, his IQ is not enough, so he has been observing the "human" species for a long time. There is nothing new under the sun. He only needs to see the beginning of many things, and he can basically guess the end.

This kind of experience cannot be learned. It is like a rich second generation visiting an antique market. He can tell the truth at a glance if the shopkeeper says the hype. If you ask, you will probably get a sentence "I don't know where it is fake. Where, but I think this one is different from the one at home..."

...What a frivolous, yet unreasonable reason to refute.

Based on the above reasons, Zhu Youtang’s career as a prince can be said to be smooth and smooth. He started to give lectures (received formal education) at the age of nine. Wait, they are also very talented, and they can be mastered as soon as they are learned.

Seeing this, some people may think, not to mention the arts in the back, anyway, the entertainment at that time was almost the same, but how did he manage to learn the boring things in the front?

You can imagine this way, if "Zhu Youtang" is a game character, and the dragon is the "player" controlled, the game character has various attributes such as "literary talent", "martial arts", "politics" and "prestige", and each attribute It will affect the relevant branches and endings of the characters, and this game does not have an archive mechanism...

Is it easier to understand this way?

If I say that this game is not only 100% authentic, but the political strategy you promote will actually affect hundreds of years of history; the female characters you conquer not only have absolutely real intelligence, but will actually bring you "wife" "This career should be brought to the "husband", no experience, no review mechanism...isn't it more interesting?

A human life is of course very long for a human being, but for a dragon...it can be regarded as a game that only takes a few months. Anyway, the average human life span is very low these days, and the emperor is even more dead. An industry with a super high rate is just an attribute, and it's nothing.

In short... After so many years of life that is very similar to a traditional word game, our Zhu Youtang finally hit a "perfect start" file.

In reality, although it’s not like a certain game where you become a beggar by practicing skills, and become a leader by wandering around, but... if you stay at home all the time and don’t talk about the adventures of “meeting a master on a cliff, meeting a loli while taking a bath”, at least you will lose A lot of "fun". ②

Obviously, for this Zhu Youtang, "fun" is more important than anything else.

So... After going through some cumbersome procedures, Zhu Youtang, who was only "seventeen" on this day, finally went out for a while.

And first of all, his destination is the brothel...

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①In this article, the character of the original Zhu Youtang is not fabricated. The author of "Those Things in the Ming Dynasty" Mingyue commented: "He is a good man and a good emperor."

②The meme of "practice to become a beggar, wandering to become a leader" comes from the domestic martial arts game "Xia Ke Feng Yun Zhuan", a game I like very much. The plot-related ending of Love Saint... The teammates in the later stage also have to start by hanging out, otherwise, apart from the teammates arranged by the plot, they can only single out Tianlongjiao and the like...

Walk to the end of the world with my beloved: NO.23 This dragon chi is a bit pure

"Illusion?"

Bai Yin raised his eyebrows: "What is that?"

"Have you read fantasy novels?" The concealer kept an eye on the back door of the store to prevent his wife from coming out suddenly, and said casually, "Probably...as soon as you enter a certain area, your consciousness or soul appears in another place." One place, tsk... It's quite complicated to say, I spent some time before and compiled a report, and I will send it to you later."

He scratched his eyebrows: "I broke in by mistake once before and died inside. Fortunately, the reality is fine."

"It's impossible." On the side, Long Chi suddenly said, "In this world, there is only one existence known to be able to construct the illusion that fits your description, and it is absolutely impossible for her to do so in this land."

Why is she so sure?Because that existence is herself...

It is different from the illusion in the works of "a certain protagonist is stared at after entering her natal family, just because there is a vixen in her heart". If you want to maintain "realness" and "after death inside, the reality will not be affected" at the same time, it is actually very difficult. difficult.

There is a kind of punishment like this: blindfold the criminal, cut his wrist lightly with a knife (no wound is caused), and then drip water beside him. After a few hours, the criminal dies.