The Zombie King Wants To Live An Ordinary Life

He was too careless.

Lu Ren didn't expect that he would actually commit such a fatal mistake. It was all because of the dream last night that made him mess up. When You just came in, Lu Ren didn't even realize that he hadn't put on black contact lenses.

His white pupils, which were indistinguishable from those of the living dead, were exposed in front of You You in this way.

Lu Ren immediately turned his head and raised his hand to cover his eyes. He forced his brain to quickly think about countermeasures, but he found that the scene in front of him was really difficult to explain.

You You is obviously the group of people who are familiar with zombies. He must be able to recognize his own eyes. If the other party guesses his identity...

Lu Ren couldn't help but squeeze his fist. He thought that You You, who lived in the occupied area, would not let go of a zombie-like monster like himself.

Lu Ren was a little bit distressed. He knew very well in his heart that in fact, no matter where he lives, as long as he is a human, there is no such thing as hating zombies.

Even himself, the self-styled "Zombie King", hates his hidden identity...

"White eyes..." The young man seemed to be startled, and murmured and repeated.

How to do? His identity is about to be discovered? What should he do? Turning to escape, he simply killed the youth... Lu Ren's heart was messed up, but the cold killing intent had already spread to every nerve of his.

Kill him, kill him, as long as he dies, no one will know your secret, and you can continue to pursue the ordinary life you yearn for if nothing happens. There was a voice in my heart who kept persuading and instigating, like a venomous snake whispering to the road, secreting poison|juice on the dark side of the road that is not known to anyone.

Lu Ren's lowered right hand twitched uncomfortably.

"Doctor, are you... ill?" The young man scratched his head and said suddenly.

Lu Ren was taken aback, and the jin in his hand relaxed by half.

"Wait, I forgot the name of the disease?" Lu Ren watched You You wandering out of the bathroom, then walked out of the bedroom holding the phone.

"I see." You You raised his head and said affirmatively, "Doctor, do you have cataracts?"

"Cataract...?" Lu Ren felt that he might have a mental retardation.

"Yes, it is said on the Internet that it is due to aging, heredity, poisoning, radiation, etc., that the lens protein denaturation and turbidity." You You turned through the letters on the screen to explain, "The older the disease, the higher the incidence, and it usually appears in In your 40s, so, doctor, are you congenital?"

"Ah, it's probably congenital." Lu Ren explained somewhat vaguely, "My disease is not very serious, but it looks a little scary, so I usually wear contact lenses."

"It turned out to be so, but is it not uncomfortable for your eyes to wear the doctor for so long every day?"

"It's okay, I'm used to it." Lu Ren put down the covering hand and gradually recovered his sanity, "I will also order some eye drops at night."

"After that, at home, the doctor won't have to wear it." You You smiled faintly, "I am very courageous, and I won't be easily scared by this kind of thing."

"Yeah... I know." Lu Ren answered dryly. He looked at the flawless smile like an angel. This time he clearly felt his heart beating irregularly.

****

Two hours later, Lu Ren knocked on the bedroom door that was still closed. After a while, the sleepy youth stretched out and walked out.

"Today's breakfast is so rich!" After washing, You Yu walked to the table and looked at the various desserts very surprised. "There is also yogurt? Isn't there no yogurt at home?"

"I went to the backstreet in the morning and bought some food." Lu Ren said.

"Isn't it bought specifically for me?" You You asked with a smile in a good mood.

"Yeah." Lu Ren nodded, rarely denying it, "It just happened that the milk was finished. Didn't you say that you prefer to drink yogurt last time? I just bought some."

"Did I say it?" You You asked.

"The first morning, I asked you what to drink, and then you chose yogurt." Lu Ren said.

You You put his chin on, and the smile on his face became brighter: "I didn't expect that the doctor would remember my preferences with heart. As expected, my love for the doctor is increasing every day."

"It's just what happened a few days ago, and I didn't remember it very carefully." Lu Ren sat down and couldn't help pouring cold water on the youth.

"It doesn't matter, it was specially prepared for me anyway." You You didn't seem to receive the slightest blow, and the smile still hung on the corner of his mouth, "Does the doctor have any arrangements today?"

"Give a lecture to Class B." Lu Ren said.

"Does it sound the same as we heard yesterday?" You You asked.

"Well, the same." Lu Ren nodded.

"The doctors don't go to their class at all. Those people won't listen carefully." You You shrugged and said, "It's better to come to our class and talk again. The students around me said that the doctors spoke well.

"

"Do your classmates say that?" Lu Ren couldn't believe it.

"Well, at least I think so." You lobby, "Of course, for me, I love to listen to whatever the doctor says."

After several days of training, Lu Ren is now immune to some of the sweet talks of young people who open their mouths. He took a sip of yogurt and said, “Don’t underestimate psychology. This is a very magical and useful subject. It can help. You know yourself and others."

"Really? Can psychology help me understand Dr. Lu better?" You You deliberately made a frustrated look. "Can it know when the doctor is willing to associate with me?"

Seeing Yu You's lazy appearance, Lu Ren knew that the other party didn't believe what he could say at all. He stood up and took a piece of paper and a pen from the drawer.

"Which pattern do you like the most? Which pattern do you hate the most?" Lu Ren drew five different patterns of circle, triangle, spiral, cross and square on white paper for You You to choose.

"How to choose this? Are there any conditions?" You You asked with a piece of paper.

"There are no conditions, just rely on your intuition to judge." Lu Ren turned the pen in his hand and said.

"Triangle, I like triangles." Youyou thought for a while and said, "If you hate it, I hate crosses. It reminds me of places like hospitals or churches."

"Are triangles and crosses?" Lu Ren's eyes were a little surprised.

"What's wrong? Does this mean anything?" You You asked, looking up.

"The triangle symbolizes goals and dreams. If you choose a triangle in these patterns, it means that you are full of hope for the future. There is a goal that you are eager to prove in a short time." Lu Ren circled the triangle and slowly Explain the meaning.

"Well, do you want to achieve the goal in a short time?" Youyou nodded, "It's pretty accurate. I want to get Dr. Lu's mind as soon as possible and I have been seen through."

"This is just a reference, and there are many times when psychological tests are inaccurate." Lu looked at the phone screen, "I should go out to work now."

"Can't you go together? Obviously they always go to the same place." The young man lay on the back of the chair with his arms folded, looking like a pug abandoned by his owner.

"We said yes, we can't let others find that you live with me. I go out at eight o'clock, and you will leave at a quarter past eight." Lu couldn't bear to look at the expression of the young man, put on his shoes, and said blankly. "Remember to lock the door when you leave.

The door opened and closed, Lu Ren carried the ordinary briefcase, and held the piece of paper just for You You's psychological test in his hand.

Lu Ren suddenly gave You You this kind of test, the purpose is not really to prove the magic of psychology, he just wants to get a deeper understanding of You You's spiritual world through various channels.

To be honest, he originally thought that the most hated pattern for You You would be a square, because from a psychological point of view, a square often symbolizes stability and solidity, and it can also be understood as a responsibility, a rule, or a system when derived from it.

However, whoever thinks the other party hates most is the cross symbolizing the relationship.

Just like Lu Ren and You lobbied before, the psychological test is not completely accurate, but it can indeed point out a person's inner bias. According to the test results, You You now really want to get rid of the importance of the relationship process in his life.

***

At 8:30, Lu Ren took the outline of the speech and pushed open the classroom door of Class B under the bell.

As soon as he entered, he was stunned.

Neatly organized desks, students sitting quietly, no one is noisy, no one smokes, the most incredible thing is that everyone is wearing uniform blue and white training uniforms. Suddenly in a trance, Lu Ren thought that he had entered the key class of General High School.

"Welcome to the new teacher." Suddenly someone took the lead and shouted.

Lu Ren was taken aback, and before he could react, there was a tide of applause in his ears.

Which one is this acting? How could the training courses of the Special Human Resources Bureau appear so normal?

"Good morning, classmates, I am your new teacher Lu Ren, you can call me Doctor Lu." Lu Ren stepped onto the podium. Although he didn't know the current situation, he still introduced his identity first.

"It turns out to be a new mentor! That's great!"

"Yes, we need an excellent tutor like Dr. Lu!"

"Doctor Lu, you must help us with counseling!"

…

Looking at the smiling faces that were curious and eager to learn, Lu Ren became more and more suspicious of whether he was dreaming, but in the end he accepted the rather strange scene before him.

A stick can’t kill a boat. These trainees who are banned from the Special Human Resources Bureau may really have a group of people who are eager to live a normal life! They want to solve their psychological problems positively, and they want to adapt to the new order of the current society. They may all, like themselves, are constantly working hard to find a way to live an ordinary life.

Lu Ren thought that he might be able to help these people who have the same pursuit as him.

"I am very happy to meet you. In the future, I will do my best to help every student, and I will use my professional knowledge to help everyone return to a normal life..." Before Lu Ren finished speaking, there was an extremely enthusiastic sound from under the podium. applause.

"Okay, let's start today's lecture..." Lu Ren lowered his head and looked at the speech, suddenly thinking that if he had known that the students of Class B were so motivated, he would arrange the content of the lecture to be more substantial.

"Doctor Lu." The young man with dyed red hair raised his hand up.

"What's the matter? This classmate." Lu Ren asked.

"Could you please write the title of today's lecture on the whiteboard, so that we can take notes easily."

"Okay, let me see." Lu Ren turned around and found a white board leaning against the wall.

He walked over and dragged the whiteboard with rollers to the front of the podium. Suddenly he found that there seemed to be something written on the back of the whiteboard. He did not see clearly, thinking it was left over from the previous class.

"Doctor Lu, turn the front of the whiteboard! We can't wait to listen to your psychology lecture!" The red-haired youth underneath muttered.

Lu Ren faintly had a bad premonition, he turned the whole white board over, and immediately burst into deafening laughter.

A line of words was written on the front of the whiteboard, "I'm a silly|cross, please don't laugh at me."

Lu Ren's heart slowly cooled.

"He believed it, hahaha, this silly fork took Zhang Ziqiang's words as true! He really went to drag the whiteboard! Hahaha! Stupid*!"

"I'm laughing so hard! Who does he think he is? The omnipotent savior? He also said to help me return to a normal life sooner! Hahaha!"

"Helping Laozi? Just rely on you? Really conscientious! An excellent mentor?! Hehe."

…

Lu Ren understood that this was a scam. He looked at the studious and serious faces before they were distorted, and now they were as ugly as ghosts crawling out of hell. They laughed wildly, mocking Lu Ren for believing their acting skills and falling into their carefully designed trap. .

If what Class A did before was a disregard for Lu Ren, then what Class B did today was to destroy the kindness of a person's heart.

In Lu Ren's view, such behavior is far worse than the attitude shown by Class A.

"How many people have you done this kind of thing?" Lu Ren asked from the podium.

"Dr. Lu, you are lucky. This is a gameplay that Zhang Ziqiang came up with today. I will entertain you when he is enthusiastic! I originally wanted to use it on that beautiful teacher, but it turned out to be cheaper for you!"

Lu Ren thought about it, the beautiful teacher in these people's mouth should be Yu Pengpeng. Hearing that these people originally wanted to use this method on Peng Peng, he suddenly felt a little grateful that he had encountered this kind of thing today. If he were to be replaced by a thin-skinned girl, he would be afraid of being caught by these guys. Angrily cried on the spot.

"Really a despicable method." Lu Ren said lightly.

"Haha, are you angry, doctor! But there is no way! None of us has done anything to you, even if you report it to the supervision room, no one will take care of it." The red-haired young man leaned against the wall. , He took off his disguise, and while blowing a bottle of beer, he turned to Lu Renjian|Cheerful smile, "You are stronger than that little beauty, and can last so long, that cursed her for a few slut|women just ran away with a blank face It's meaningless at all."

"So is it the idea you were thinking of?" Lu Ren turned his eyes to the red-haired youth, "Zhang Ziqiang?"

"Yes, what's the matter?" The red-haired young man smiled indifferently.

"I think your idea is not interesting enough." Lu Ren said and stepped off the podium. "No, it should be too naive."