The Zombie King Wants To Live An Ordinary Life

Before setting, the last rays of the sun shone on the two faces with different expressions, cleverly setting off a rather artistic dull atmosphere.

Just like thousands of years ago, when the literati and the guest were improvised, they often described the setting sun to create a sad and beautiful mood. At this moment, if Lu Ren and You You have such talented ink in their belly, they would not be able to help but compose a poem to express the melancholy of being blinded by their hearts.

You You is very melancholy. Although he himself doesn't quite understand the meaning of the word "mean", he is indeed very sad because of his frustration in love.

Just a minute ago, he could hardly kiss his extremely beloved pursuit target, and carefully analyzed his sincere affection. As a result, the other party did not respond, did not touch, only tasted tobacco, tobacco and tobacco from his mouth and tongue. The taste of nicotine.

It's simply...too shocking.

"You still smoke two yuan a pack of inferior cigarettes. Did you secretly go to the backstreet to buy it during the day?" Lu Ren asked with a tight brow.

"I didn't!" You You immediately retorted, "If you don't believe it, you can check my consumption records."

"Your mouth is all the smell of inferior tobacco..." As if thinking of something, Lu Ren subconsciously raised his hand to cover his mouth.

"It should be a mistake. I'm afraid it's the smell of the doctor's own mouth." You You's eyes drifted away and began to quibble. "The doctor himself smokes every day, doesn't it?"

"First of all, I don't smoke this brand." Lu Ren replied somewhat mechanically, "Secondly, unfortunately, I was in the office today and didn't smoke one, because the employee code does not allow it."

You You's expression froze. He and Lu Ren looked at each other for a moment, and finally raised his hands as if conceding defeat: "Okay, okay, you won, you are right. I smoked, I admit."

"Where did you get the lighter and smoke?"

"From someone else." You lobbied.

"Patients are not suitable for smoking, I have discussed this with you." Lu Ren said stiffly.

"No way, it's because I'm in a bad mood. If I don't smoke, my heart will die." You You scratched her brown hair irritably, "Doctor, can we not talk about this topic?"

"Smoking is bad for your health, you should quit as soon as possible." However, Lu Ren obviously didn't want to let this topic go.

"Since you know it's bad for your health, why did the doctor smoke it himself?" Seeing Lu couldn't let go, You You also launched an offensive. "There is a famous saying in ancient times that if you know that it is a mistake, if you do it this way, your sin will be more serious."

"That proverb is'knowing the law and breaking the law, the crime adds one grade.' If you don't remember clearly, don't just quote the scriptures." Lu Ren said slowly, his body structure is obviously more inclined to the zombies with genetic mutations in the last days than human beings. What is a zombie? It was something that would not necessarily be killed by a broken hand or a leg, or even a headshot. How could his body be corroded by a little nicotine.

However, these Lu Ren couldn't argue with You You.

"I'm doing this for your own good." Lu Ren took a deep breath, and he found that he was talking more and more like a worried old mother.

"It's difficult to quit smoking." You You's eyes suddenly brightened, "But it's okay to ask me to quit, if the teacher is willing to associate with me."

"Forget it, it's your own business to protect your body. I just put forward your opinion as a doctor." Lu Ren stepped forward and started to move forward.

"Is it hard to decide whether to associate with me?" You You quickly followed, with a very confused expression. "I have confessed to the doctor twice, but the doctor has never responded to me positively."

"Please, I answered, it was you who chose to pretend that you didn't hear it." Lu Ren's voice was tired.

"Obviously, the two have lived together for so long, but the doctor is not even willing to give me a position?" You You's voice was a little aggrieved.

"Don't say it so ambiguously, okay?" Lu Ren sighed, "What kind of name does it mean?"

"Could it be that I did not perform well in kissing skills just now? Doesn't the doctor like it?" You You continued to say, the figure walking in front suddenly stopped, and he didn't pay attention and hit the man's back directly.

"Doctor, why did you stop suddenly?" You You asked, holding his nose.

Lu Ren turned around, staring at the young man who was about his height, with a tense face, and earnestly said every word: "Listen to You You, from now on, you and me must keep a distance of one meter, and not Allow any physical contact with me."

****

"Why should I abide by such rules? It's not fair at all." Lu Ren had listened to this nagging all the way. After returning to the dormitory, the young man sat cross-legged on the sofa in the living room and still asked Lu Ren for the distance. Filled with indignation.

"One to two meters is the normal communication distance between people." Lu Ren brought out two refreshing dishes from the kitchen, unmoved, "Supper is ready, come over and eat."

You You looked dazed, lying on the expensive horsehair sofa with no energy, like a sea fish washed onto the beach by the waves.

"I don't want to eat." You You tilted his head to the other side.

"Don't waste food." Lu Ren took off his plaid apron, "I will cook for you every day after get off work. Please be more considerate of my hard work."

The brown hair moved slightly, and You You finally got up from the sofa and sat slowly at the dining table.

Lu Ren handed the clean chopsticks over, but found that You You hadn't picked it up.

"I'm afraid of touching your hand." There was a pitiful expression on the young man's delicate face.

Lu Ren lowered the corner of his mouth, leaned over and placed the chopsticks in front of the young man: "Hurry up and eat, it won't taste good when it's cold."

"Doctor Lu, always bullies me." You You drooped his head, holding the chopsticks and pulling the white rice in the bowl.

"You said...I'm bullying you?" Lu Ren raised his head, he almost wondered if there was something wrong with his ears.

For the foundation's special subsidy of 10,000 yuan per month, Lu Ren believed that he was about to treat the young man as his ancestor, but the other party also said that he was bullying him... the conscience of heaven and earth, who is squeezing whom?

"Always let me agree to some unreasonable requests." You You whispered.

"These requirements are only unreasonable to you," Lu Ren said.

"Hey, I'm very fierce to me. I speak softly to others," You You said bitterly, "This is the difference between bright and bright."

"Am I being fierce to you? You're an exaggeration, right." Lu couldn't help telling it apart.

"I was bullied at school, and you don't care about me." You You showed a pitiful appearance.

"That's because I believe you can protect yourself well. If you don't bully others, then thank God. Okay, hurry up and eat. How old is it to learn how to behave like a child?" Lu Ren rubbed his ears, only feeling Some can't cope with the serial bombing of young people.

"Aegyo?" You You stunned, seemingly unaware of what he was doing just now, and then a suspicious blush rose on his face, and he muttered, "Well, that's not...because I like you. "

Lu Ren was choked by these words. He looked at the young man's flushed cheeks and suddenly didn't know what to say.

As a man, Lu Ren couldn't understand how You You showed a shy face so naturally. Although it didn’t look weird, or unexpectedly pleasing to the eyes, this was not the point. Lu Ren did not forget the other’s pair of S’s. Levels of danger.

This is not the expression of a violent maniac, a metamorphosis, and a neurosis at all.

Lu Ren didn't answer the conversation, and secretly observed the young man on the opposite side, unknowingly he was a little lost.

His gaze was like a brush for painting a canvas, smooth forehead, thick eyelashes, bright eyes, tall nose, and finally stopped on the pale pink lips of the other party.

His thoughts couldn't stop him backing back, until he backed up to the picture of Yu Yu tugging him for a kiss in the afternoon.

With a violent rolling of his throat, Lu Ren was stunned by his own reaction and stood up very suddenly.

"Doctor Lu, what's wrong with you? Did something happen?" You You looked at the man's solemn expression with some doubts.

"It's nothing, I'll go out to smoke a cigarette." After that, Lu Ren turned around and fled to the balcony a little embarrassed.

"It's too much, is there still desire after all become zombies? This is teasing me." Lu Ren smoked a cigarette to try to calm his emotions, he comforted himself that the impulse just for a moment didn't mean anything. Having maintained his position|male body for more than thirty years, it is enough to show that Lu Ren is definitely not a good |

He believed that it was just an illusion, an illusion without any meaning.

***

The faint sunlight came in through the curtains in the early morning. Before the phone's 7:30 alarm clock went off, the man lying on the bed suddenly opened his eyes, got up and ran directly into the bathroom next door.

"It's crazy." The man was standing naked under the shower, with cold water droplets crackling on his broad back, and his black hair was soaked into strands, and a small stream of water flowed along the lean body. The shapely body shed. About a full quarter of an hour later, until the body temperature was cold, the man hung his head and held the water tightly.

"How could this be?" The man muttered to himself. He pushed the bangs on his forehead behind him. A dimly colored and ordinary-looking face appeared in the mirror, and the white pupils were blank.

Last night, Lu Ren had an indescribable dream, which may be a little unbelievable, but Lu Ren had never had a dream similar to that absurd. Clear, fierce, and unsuitable for children, the scale of action stunned himself, the protagonist.

These things definitely exceed the range of knowledge that a single dog should have, so until now, Lu Ren doubted whether he had a ghostly upper body last night.

He covered his face with his hands. Although he was only dreaming, he still couldn't accept that he could do such ridiculous things to a man!

Boom boom boom, someone is knocking on the toilet door. The whole body was still drenched and couldn't help but tremble.

"Doctor, are you in the bathroom?" The voice of the youth who has not yet woken up came from outside.

"Yes, what are you going to do?" Lu Ren forced his voice to stay.

"I want to come in and go to the toilet."

"Wait." Lu Ren picked up Doraemon's towel and wiped the drops of water on his body.

"I'm a little worried, doctor, can you let me come in first." The young man patted the toilet door again, his voice sounded a little anxious, not like a fake.

Lu Ren slowly exhaled and opened the bathroom door lock with a click.

The door was pushed open quickly, and a white shadow quickly rushed past Lu Ren's back, followed by a quivering sound.

Lu Ren told himself that he had no distractions. He continued to wipe his face vigorously with a towel, as if he wanted to erase the absurd dream together. He dried the towel and raised his head to find that there was a young man's back in the corner of the mirror.

When he was reading "Zhuangzi·Xiaoyaoyou" in school before, Lu Ren remembered the article saying that on the distant Gushe Mountain, there lived a **** man whose skin was white as ice and snow. It was this sentence that later gave rise to "ice muscle "Jade bone" is the idiom. Lu Ren thinks this idiom is very beautiful. He can imagine the beautiful and pure artistic conception in the ancient prose, but he doesn't think there is such a beautiful figure in this world.

Human skin has hairs, pores, oil, and sweat. As long as you care about these real physiological conditions, Lu Ren thinks that no living thing is worthy of such a beautiful adjective. If it were more serious, Lu Ren even felt that the state of the skin of a zombie that did not rot might be cleaner than most humans now. However, on such a breezy morning, the young man’s smooth white back was exposed to the moist air, and the clear texture seemed to be covered with snowy hills, and the warm sun lightly enveloped him, forming a layer. Faint halo.

"Why...you ran out without wearing clothes?" It might be because of a guilty conscience, Lu Ren felt that the sound he made was not like his original.

"It's okay, I'll go out and go to the toilet." The youth's voice was still mixed with fatigue, "I will go back to sleep later."

"Are you going to sleep without clothes?" Lu Ren felt strange enough to ask.

"Ah, don't wear it." Youyou yawned. "Don't you know the doctor?"

How could he know such a private|secret matter? Lu Ren just wanted to refute, and then he suddenly remembered that the first night he took in You You, the other party seemed to have slept on his bed with his two big arms naked, but at that time he didn't have the weird thoughts he has now.

So, did he actually change his mentality? Lu Ren was shocked by his own guess.

"Doctor." A deep and pleasant voice came from my ear.

Lu Ren's throat rolled: "What are you doing?"

"Why did your eyes become white?" the young man asked strangely.

As if an electric current pierced into the cortex of the brain, as if "pull the clouds and mist to see the blue sky", Lu Ren looked at the young man standing behind him in the mirror, completely awake.