The First Chaos In History

Jing Ke put the sword on the table, and then pierced me as it was drawn from the map axis. I hurriedly jumped out for two meters. I knew that the sword was the prince Yantai Danhua Baijin from the swordsmith Mrs. Xu It was bought there, and it was very poisonous. Jing Ke and Prince Dan, the two bad bags, seem to have experimented with this sword. If Jing Ke was the one who took this sword at the time, then the hapless little soldier might be the only one he killed. People who have been.

　　 Jing Ke looked at me intact, out of the sky for a long time, and suddenly said: "It turns out to be too short!"

　　 I furiously said: "You **** sick, if the elders were enough, I would have let you dui die!"

　　 Jing Ke didn't care about my attitude. He yelled ecstatically: "It turns out that I am too short!" Later, I added a sentence before and after this sentence and sold it to a company that sells aphrodisiac drugs.

　　 At this time the stairs rang and the buns were off work. I hurriedly threw the suit on Jing Ke's head and said, "Brother Jing, you change it first. Brothers will come to discuss the length with you later."

Jing Ke was sitting on the ground, seeing that I was about to leave, looking up at the sky at a 45-degree angle, stretched out a hand, and didn’t know what he wanted to say. Closed the door.

　　 Baozi is still carrying vegetables in her hand. She is a very capable woman, with the frugality from a small family and a strong sexual desire at her age. As long as I don't look at her face, I love her sincerely.

The steamed bun was going to wash the vegetables. Seeing my mysterious appearance, I subconsciously wanted to go in to see what happened. I covered the door and said with a smile: "A friend...stay here for a few days." She took out an eggplant, held the eggplant head, pointed the thorny handle at me, and said sternly: "You only have to tell me whether it is a man or a woman!" When she learned that it was a man, she waved and threw the eggplant in. Basket said with a smile: "I will make you braised eggplant tonight..."

I opened the door and took a look at Jing Ke. I saw that he was basically dressed and he was putting a pair of underwear on his jeans at the end. I hurried in and closed the door: "Damn, you think you are a superman, you wear it inside. ."

　　Jing Ke didn't care about these small sections. He threw his underwear aside and said, "Your clothes are uncomfortable to wear."

I am very grateful that he did not drape my Adi behind him like a hero cloak. It seems that the killer really has a good adaptability to the environment. He neither expressed curiosity about the transparent glass nor asked me why the ceiling lamp does not burn oil. In the movie, those turtles that have traveled to the modern age reflect a kind of gentlemanliness that is inconsistent with their status.

But I knew immediately why that was: he took up the dagger again and asked me, "But no matter how long it is, I can't take it in. What should I do?" It seems that the main reason why he wants to stay in the world for a year is that the main purpose is Want to plan a perfect assassination plan.

　　 I had to patiently ask him: "How big is the supervising map you brought back then?"

　　 He is holding a dagger in one hand, and the other hand is in front of the tip of the dagger.

"Why don’t you enlarge the scale—for example, the one you brought is 1 to 10000. If you enlarge the scale to 1 to 1000, you can hide a long sword in the map and bring it in. If the scale is 1 to 100, You can even bring in a Fangtian painted halberd."

　　Jing Ke didn’t fully understand what I said, but he understood roughly what he meant. He slapped his head vigorously: “I’m so stupid, really!” Then this Jing Ke version of Xianglin’s wife said in a five-body manner, “You really deserve to be a god!”

　　 Waiting for Jing Ke to solve his own problem, his first question about the "immortal world" also followed: "What is that (finger glass)? And why didn't you see the lamp oil (finger top lamp)?"

　　 vomit, sell pimple! I was defeated by him.

　　 Fortunately, my answer is also very strong: This is the fairy world, and you don’t understand it.

　　 When it was time to eat, I called Jing Ke to the dinner table. Since there is still a year left, sneaking is not the answer, and I simply let him see him sooner.

　　Jing Ke was warmly treated by Baozi, who is a person who can get along with all my friends.

While Jing Ke was staring at the TV and pulling the rice steak into his nose, Baozi whispered in my ear: "Your friend's'commercial store' is open." I looked down from under the table and saw Jing Ke wearing my LEE, crocheted. Sitting with his legs like us, with the zipper open, his guy, who is neither short nor long, is lying on his crotch and looking out. I coughed, but he didn't even think about it. The steamed bun went out with the excuse of serving food, so I took the time to say to Jing Ke, "Brother Jing, are you cool?" He didn't listen to what I was saying, and pointed to the TV and said, "You raised all the little people in there?" I had to stand up, UU reading www.uukanshu.com pointed to the thing under his navel and said: "Our customs cannot reveal this."

　　 I thought he would be embarrassed, but I was wrong.

　　 He pulled the thing in at random, and pointed to the TV, and said, "What do you feed them every day?" I walked depressed and helped him pull the zipper. Just halfway through, the steamed buns came in...

That night, I could only prove that I was a heterosexual with actual actions. Baozi’s beautiful body under the dim light evacuated me like a water pump. In Baozi’s words, she wanted me to have that heart. Nali, so she can go to work during the day without worrying. It wasn’t until dawn that we cleaned up our wolves and slept for a while. Jing Ke snored all night. I found that he was not difficult to deal with. To put it bluntly, he was a little lacking in intelligence, and he was very easy to believe in others. This might be related to him. It has something to do with me as a god, as long as you don't mention him to assassinate Qin Shihuang, he is the same as the second fool.

During the day, I opened the door an hour later than usual. As soon as I took off the door panel, I found Liu Laoliu sitting on my steps smoking a cigarette, and there was a fat man squatting beside him. Liu Laoliu saw that I opened the door, stepped on the cigarette, and led him. The fat man came in and told me that this fat man was my second customer. As soon as he said the fat man's name, I felt like the sky was falling down.

　　 Some clever readers may have guessed who this fat man is.

　　 Yes, he is-Qin Shihuang!

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