The First Chaos In History

When we left, the old nanny sent us out thankfully, Xiang Yu said: "I will visit Grandpa often."

When he got downstairs, Xiang Yu grabbed me at once, and I said first: "Don't ask me, don't ask me anything, I'm just guessing."

Shijiao Li said: "Cousin..."

I scolded her: "Shut up and go!"

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After dinner, Baozi pulled me aside and said uncertainly: "You really promised my dad a ten thousand yuan gift?"

"Yes, didn't I tell you already?"

Baozi said in a hurry, "You give him 5, what do we get to get married?"

I said: "What is your name, what is'him', that's your dad."

"There are still more than two months, and there is no place to borrow. Why don't you rent a car for a wedding banquet and rent a wedding dress?"

I took advantage of the trend to test her tone: "Then... Or else don't change the furniture?"

Bun kicked my **** and feet fiercely, and cursed: "Dog stuff, you will count me."

I took advantage of her second kick to catch her leg and dragged her into my arms. The thief said, "Let me indecently." One of my hands touched the base of her leg. The head drilled on her chest, and he said, "It's so soft."

Steamed Bun jumped on one leg, with Wang Ba fist in both hands, hitting my shoulder without pain or itching. At this time, Master Li suddenly got out of the bedroom and shouted, "Zhang Bing is calling!"

When she yelled, everyone appeared at the same time, and the force was fierce. I was still holding the bun with one leg and my body pressed tightly. She hopped to keep her balance...

The scene was half fragrant and half embarrassing. Everyone looked at each other. Master Li looked at us with a smile, and answered the phone: "Hey, Xiaobing, oh you said noon... Yes, that person is my cousin. His phone number is ..." Xiang Yu suddenly became extremely nervous.

After she finished the call, I asked, "Zhang Bing?" Li Shishi nodded.

"What did she tell you?"

"She knew from the nanny that we had visited her grandfather, thank you, and also asked for Brother Xiang's call."

Xiang Yu quickly took out the phone from his pocket, and said in circles, "What should I do?"

I said to him: "What else can you do? If she calls you, just talk to her."

Liu Bang suddenly pressed his face and said with a smirk: "Xiaoqiang is a good skill, isn't it tired?"

Everyone in the room pretended to be busy and didn't look at us.

Only then did I realize that Baozi and I were still maintaining a difficult tango maneuver. I hurriedly let her go and joined the idle crowd.

At this time Xiang Yu's phone rang, and Xiang Yu looked at us helplessly. I said, "Don't panic, it's just a text message." Just after I answered the phone and pressed twice, Liu Bang grabbed it and said, "I am Zhang Bing, thank you for helping me take care of Grandpa."

Xiang Yu asked: "What should I say?"

Liu Bang said, "Fart, you don't know how to send text messages, I will help you get her back." He muttered while pressing the key, "You are welcome, your grandfather is my grandfather."

Xiang Yu was shocked and hurried to grab the phone. Liu Bang twisted his body and laughed and said, "I'm teasing you, I didn't send that much." Xiang Yu stopped then.

"Actually what I sent was: chick, go to bed with me..."

Xiang Yu screamed that he was about to hit Liu Bang when he raised the sofa. I hurriedly held him down, took the phone to click the development box, and read: "You are welcome, you should take care of the elderly." With a smile.

I showed Xiang Yu the phone, and he put down the sofa in a rather embarrassing manner. Liu Bang said aggrievedly: "You always don't believe me, thinking I want to harm you." I glared at him, "Blame you for being cheap! Fortunately, I have fast hands. Otherwise, my sofa will not be reimbursed."

Liu Bang said: "Your sofa originally has three legs..."

Xiang Yu's phone rang again. This time he took the initiative to put his phone on the table for us to see. Zhang Bing replied: "Hehe, you are such a good person. Is it convenient for me to invite you and Xiao Nan for dinner tomorrow?" A smiling face. Xiang Yu looked at Liu Bang, and Liu Bang said, "Look at what I do, you decide whether to go or not."

I put my hand on Xiang Yu's shoulder and said, "Brother Yu, this time he was actively invited. It is not appropriate to go there. Besides, you can't just avoid Zhang Bing like this. What is this?"

Liu Bang looked into Xiang Yu's eyes and said, "Didn't you always look down on me? I went to the "Hongmen Banquet" back then. I will see you tomorrow. If you don't want to go, you won't be able to follow me in the future!"

Xiang Yu was overwhelmed, and he slapped the table and said, "What can't you dare?"

Treacherous smiles appeared on everyone's faces, including Ersha.

I told Master Li:

, Tomorrow, if you find an opportunity to drive away halfway, Zhang Bing will know what she means if she understands people. If she doesn’t find an excuse to run away, then Brother Yu will have a show. "

Master Li smiled and said, "I know it naturally."

Xiang Yu said blankly: "You can't do this, right?"

Everyone went back to each house, and no one ignored him anymore. I said to him: "Brother Yu, now you are in the situation of'being embarrassed on all sides' again. If you don't'break the boat,' you will be all over!"

After I said that, I ignored him, and shouted at the bun who was washing the bowl: "You just said that we will get married in two months?"

Baozi poked his head and said, "Isn't it the date you and my dad set, October 2?"

I scratched my head and said, "Did I make it?"

The steamed bun wiped the water in the bowl and said, "Hey, it's fresh. I have only heard of a woman doing it, but I haven't heard of a man doing it."

I said, "Have you asked your dad, it was really October 2nd? I drank a little that day."

Baozi leaned over and wiped the fence, and said, "Do you think it's too early or too late?"

I chuckled and said, "I don't care, I slept anyway."

"What did you say?" The bun changed and wiped the kitchen knife...

I immediately said sternly: "I think we should find a time to get the marriage certificate."

It seems that Baozi really didn't hear what I said just now. She said: "Well, this proposal is not bad. Oh, yes, what do you need to prepare for getting a marriage certificate? Have you gotten it before?"

I:"……"

Bun also laughed and said, "Didn't Liu Ji have been married? Go and ask him."

"...I left afterwards."

"Isn't it a knot after leaving?"

"...Anyway, just bring all your documents."

Ask Liu Bang? Does he have a marriage certificate? I’m afraid there are more than one.

Before I went to bed, I received a call from Principal Zhang again. He asked me how I was preparing for the game, and I stubbornly said that it went well.

What kind of person is Lao Zhang, I knew I didn’t take his words seriously, and beat me for a long time. Finally, Zhang said, “By the way, Xiaoqiang, I’ve seen a lot of your coaches, don’t all. Ye Luzi, are there any regular Sanda players? Don't embarrass me by being in the ring."

When he asked, I was also in a cold sweat. Are there any Sanda players on Liangshan? Sanda is later than Tai Chi, right?

This is a question, should I buy a book and teach them? I quickly rejected this idea. I am a man about to get married. I have a responsibility to stay away from all dangers for the woman who is willing to marry me and my next generation. I don't want to practice the Sunflower Book.

I thought about it, and suddenly thought of a dead man: Tiger. Although Tiger is the descendant of Dahongquan, it is impossible for him to be able to do things like Sanda. I immediately called him, and there was singing and dancing on the phone. I laughed and said, "Brother Tiger, how about picking up girls?"

The tiger was very serious: "What girl do you want to do? Talk about business."

I said, "Do you know who I am?"

"A strong son-I'm sorry, buddy, there are 7 numbered strong sons on my phone, you are..."

I smiled and said, "You still came when my school opened the other day..." I heard him seem a little confused, and simply said, "We even pinched a fight at Gu Ye's."

Tiger immediately said, "I'm sorry, Brother Qiang, I'm so busy recently."

"Haha~www.wuxiaspot.com~ understandable, did Dong Ping go to your place?"

The tiger said in despair, "Brother Dong, it's really hard to ask me. People didn't see me in their eyes." Tiger was quite aggrieved, but he was not dissatisfied. It seems that Dong Ping is innocent in his eyes. An outsider.

Enough off the topic, I immediately went to the main topic: "Brother Tiger, do you teach Sanda?"

As soon as he talked about this topic, Tiger came to his spirits, hehe smiled: "You want to ask me about Taekwondo and Judo. Top ten."

I excitedly said: "That's great, please help me with some apprentices."

The tiger said straightforwardly: "Okay, you let them report your name, I will arrange for someone to take care of it, and the tuition is free."

I said cautiously: "Brother Tiger, do you have time tomorrow? I want to take someone to find you directly."

The tiger groaned, and said, "Brother Qiang is not because I refute your face. What are the aptitudes of these people? If only because of the good relationship with you, I won't teach it myself." I was silent for a long time, and I really didn't know how to follow him. He said.