The First Chaos In History

On the second day, Master Li left early in the morning. Liu Bang also went to the Black Widow. Qin Shixi, Jing Ke and Zhao Bailian were "practising swords" downstairs. Xiang Yu stood at the window and looked far away. I knew he still couldn't calm down.

I called up those photos taken by Qin Shihuang and turned them over, and said, "Brother Yu, don’t panic. If it goes well, the teacher can take you to the sister-in-law’s base camp tomorrow. We are good at dealing with old men. Old man, I just like antiques. Calligraphy and painting, even if his grandfather was the deputy head of the district before, he must have never seen Li Bai’s original work. Write it out and send it to him..." I suddenly cleverly said, "Maybe the old man can get twice the result with half the effort with a few martial arts copies. Think about it, why Zhang Bing doesn’t learn dance in other fields, 80% of the time. Grandpa’s words and deeds have been taught."

Xiang Yu was also excited, and said, "I can't do anything else. I immediately stepped forward and asked myself that there are rare opponents in the world."

I stood up and circled twice and said, "No, old men have to practice Taijiquan as much as possible. Which old man do you see with a spear worth 100 kilograms per day?"

"What is Tai Chi?"

I took a look at Xiang Yu. It’s hard to imagine a man who is like a **** of power and power like a god. It’s the same as letting Xi Shi use two axes: it’s too inconsistent. Tai Chi is about leveraging force. Force four or two to cast a thousand catties, Xiang Yu is a typical creditor and target, besides, I am now very short of too high hands, and I have a lack of historical knowledge. I only recently learned that Lin Chong and the others did not have Tai Chi in their time. There is a plate "Tai Chi Zhang Sanfeng" at home. ", but I don't have a blower, so it's impossible for Xiang Yu to reach the realm of holding leaves and forming a group.

Fortunately, I have the advantage that I don't get into the horns. I quickly thought: Does Zhang Bing and her grandfather like Tai Chi?

What else do old men like to play with? Playing chess, shaking diabolo, kicking, fighting crickets...How come this is getting more and more unreliable, and no scene can fit into the big guy Xiang Yu, I hope her grandfather can like some power-type activities.

We only sat there for a while, when Master Li returned unexpectedly, his face was very ugly. Xiang Yu asked cautiously: "Teacher, what's wrong?"

Master Li picked up the water glass and drank. Said: "Zhang Bing had a rehearsal temporarily and was called back."

I said excitedly: "That's good, let's go straight to Zhang Bing's grandfather's house now."

Master Li glanced at Xiang Yu apologetically and said, "Big Brother Xiang, let's think of another way."

Xiang Yu saw that it was unusual and asked, "What's the matter?"

"Zhang Bing's grandfather..."

We leaned forward together and listened.

"Zhang Bing's grandfather is completely paralyzed. I heard Zhang Bing said that his grandfather had been injured before and affected the spinal nerves, and now it has reached a very serious level. The old man can only lie in bed every day and can no longer communicate with others."

"Where is her grandma?" I asked.

"Her grandma has passed away for many years, and there is only one old nanny in the family who is taking care of the old man."

Xiang Yu sat down on the sofa with "Oh", speechless for a long while. I hurriedly comforted him: "Brother Yu, don't be discouraged.

Master Li also sat there, drinking water in silence. Xiang Yu suddenly stood up and said, "I still have to go and see him."

"Huh?" I said in surprise: "Do you still expect the old man to follow you with bows, swords and horses?"

Xiang Yu slowly said: "Then he is also Ayu's grandfather after all, so I should have a look."

Master Li nodded and said, "That's fine, but don't expect him to like you anymore."

As soon as I thought about it, I immediately said, "You don't need him to like you. A kind-hearted young man often visits the paralyzed old man, so he captures the girl's heart---Brother Yu, you can do it. This is also a way to pick up girls."

Master Li also brightened his eyes, and said with a smile: "Cousin is bad-hearted. It is indeed a way to do this, but the time may be longer. At least you have to meet Zhang Bing again next Saturday. ."

Xiang Yu shook his head and said, "I didn't think so much. If there is no Grandpa Ayudi, there will be no Ayu. I should thank him."

Isn't that nonsense? There is no bun without him. Should I thank him or hate him?

I said: "Just leave, act."

On the way, Xiang Yu asked me: "Do you think I should buy something to meet up?"

I said: "Buy some whatever you want. It's the first time to meet. It's the banner of a drop-in visit. The gifts are too expensive and it's not good." Xiang Yu nodded.

We bought a box of honey and a piece of milk in a gift shop and continued on the road.

The result was almost here, and our car was blocked on a dirt road. Pedestrians, bicycles, and taxis made the originally wide road tube solid, and then wanted to fall back, the car behind had already filled the way.

I saw a big *** in front of me, poked my head out and asked the passer-by who came before me: "Buddy, where are you fighting?"

Passer-by pointed up with his hand, and I took a look at him. Seeing a person standing on the top of the sixth floor with his feet on the eaves, his clothes were blown and swayed freely, and his face could not be seen clearly.

This is someone who wants to jump off the building.

I was immediately interested, and asked passer-by: "What's the matter with this grandson?"

Passerby: "It was said that his wife had divorced with him. I stood up half an hour ago and said that he wanted to jump. Then he told us to let go. Let me let you go and don't jump. Not willing to go."

I said, "That's right, this grandson is really unkind."

At this time, Master Li also poked his head out, "Yeah" and said, "Cousin, find a way to save him."

I said: "Don't worry, I'm going to jump early. When the police arrive to discuss the conditions, I will meet with my wife and children to get down."

I lighted a cigarette and sent another one to passer-by. Passer-by smoked and said, "What do you think of this B?" He reminded me with a word. I took out my phone and pressed 7474748 to the roof. Passerby also said: "Brother, you still want to take a photo with your phone?"

There is no display on the phone screen, indicating that the distance is too far. Master Li grabbed the backs of me and Xiang Yu and said, "Can't we just look at it like this?"

I said: "Then you save him, he will jump because his wife divorced him, you go and tell him that you are willing to marry him, maybe you will get down."

Xiang Yu put his arm on the car window and said lightly: "I don't want to live anymore, so why bother to save him."

Master Li was really angry, and as soon as he pulled the car door, he went down: "I will go if I go."

I hurriedly grabbed her belt and dragged her back, and said helplessly, "Can't I go? You really want to do that if he falls down with excitement, who is it?"

Li Shishi smiled and said, "Cousin is so nice."

What a hairy! You pretend to be the Guanyin Bodhisattva in the back and let Lao Tzu rush to the front line to wait for the sitting duck, uh, the sitting boy. I glared at her, she didn't see it, she was sorting out the clothes that I had tossed about, Master Li's waist was so soft and white—

I got out of the car, took a look at the man on the top of the sixth floor, and walked towards the corridor. The passers-by were so good-minded, he grabbed me and said in a low voice, "Brother, let's just take a look at the excitement. You want to be honest. It's illegal to make him jump off."

I threw him off, cursing and saying: "ML

I went all the way to the passageway on the roof unobstructed. Everyone in the building who knew about it ran down to watch the excitement, making the whole building look lifeless, with a noisy and ominous atmosphere shrouded in it.

I climbed up the passage stairs agilely, and as soon as I got my head, I saw this warrior with his back facing me, long standing on the edge of the building, with flying corners and messy hair, but it didn’t look like he was dressed in an embarrassing life. people.

He found me as soon as I climbed out, turned around nervously and said, "Don't come here!"

I took my phone out of my pocket, dialed the number, and faced him, ready to use mind-reading on him at any time. This guy pointed at me and said, "What are you holding in your hand?"

I said lightly: "You care what I take, even if it is a pistol, would you still be afraid?"

This joke of mine did not make him funny. He just nodded slightly. I found that this man is really abnormal. This is a middle-aged man in his 40s. His face is beautiful and his eyes are like porcelain eggs. , It seems that my initial idea may not be correct, this is a person who really wants to die.

I lit another cigarette and shook the cigarette case at him. He shook his head and said, "I have."

"For what, can you talk about it?" I vomited a cigarette, deliberately speaking lightly.

"Don't come over, I'll just tell you."

I nodded vigorously, and simply sat cross-legged on the spot.

"My wife is going to divorce me..." he said blankly.

"That's it? But then again, why did she divorce you, why did you jump off the building for her and she was still not satisfied?"

The man who jumped off the building sometimes turned his eyes and said: "She thinks I'm not caring about my family, not accompanying her, and not instructing my daughter to do homework."

I said, "Then you will accompany her..." I suddenly slapped my thigh and said, "I see, there is someone outside you ***."

The man who jumped off the building showed an angry color, and said in a deep voice, "I love her very much. I don't have time to accompany her and it is not all for this family. I am a man and I want to make money!"

I nodded repeatedly and said, "Well, this is your woman's fault, please tell her well."

The man who jumped from the building said miserably: "I originally wanted to earn enough money to accompany her. When I earn enough money, we don’t have to do anything in the future. I will accompany her every day and guide my daughter to do homework-but, who knows me? Why his mother is so unlucky, futures pay, stocks pay. The fund still pays, my **** can't figure it out. Buying a little rabbit for my daughter that day was stupefied by biting the husky and losing more than 2,000..."

I couldn't help laughing, but seeing that he was very serious, I hurriedly raised my face again. What kind of rabbit is that, Tibetan mastiff in rabbit skin?

I asked him: "How much did you lose in total?"

"6 million," the man who jumped from the building said with a wry smile: "I used to have money at least, but now, my career is gone. My family is gone, my wife is gone, I am a hapless and careless man. With room, who would treat me as a person?" He said, his face worsened, and finally waved his hand in despair, "Thank you for speaking with me." He turned around resolutely and looked down at the crowds under his feet. Both feet have stepped on the edge, half of the whole person has been volleyed, and the people downstairs screamed excitedly.

Seeing that the situation was not right, I pressed the dial button on the phone, and a row of small words appeared on the screen: "I really want to say sorry to Xiaohong before leaving, hey, jump..."

At the moment when he was about to jump down with a bow of his leg. I said coldly: "You don't want to say sorry to Xiaohong before leaving?"

Although my voice was not loud, it was like a strong anesthetic. He froze, then looked back at me in shock, and asked with a vibrato: "Who are you and how do you know Xiao Hong?"

I deliberately said unhurriedly: "Anyway, it's easy for you to die. Sooner or later, what does it matter? Why don't we talk for a while."

He didn't listen to what I was talking about, just kept asking me: "How do you know Xiaohongdi?"

I had no choice but to haha ​​and said, "Because I know Xiaohong, we drank together yesterday and told you about you. He said that as long as you say sorry to him, no matter how big your fault is, you can forgive him."

The man who jumped from the building gave a sorrowful smile: "I let you lie, you don't even know Xiao Hong, she is only 8, and she is my daughter." He said that he moved up the collar two steps and looked down.

But I noticed that his legs have started to weaken. People are like this. From the beginning of death to action, there is only one culmination. This courage can only be straight up and down, and it is impossible to change in waves. Now he has not died for the first time, his determination has been shaken, and his courage has begun to shrink. It seems that for the time being, he has no idea of ​​jumping off.

I said, "Look, your girl is only 8, why don't you wait for 10 to die? At that time, she also grew up to be a slim girl. After a wave of bad boys were hitting her ideas, she didn't care. I'm tired of you. At that time, if you die, she will not blame you, she may also thank you from the bottom of her heart. Although she can't help crying when she sees your broken head, she just takes the opportunity to lean on In the arms of your boyfriend, maybe the day you died was the day when your girl was brought down. I will celebrate your anniversary in the future and commemorate your break..."

What I said gave the man who jumped off the building stunned for a moment. In the end, he couldn't support it, and finally sat down on the ground with a wry smile: "I started thinking that you are a police negotiation expert, and now I can confirm that it is not."

I said: "Want to hear my story?"

The man who jumped off the building said weakly: "You must make up worse than me."

I said angrily: "Fart your mother, do you need to make up? I only get 1,000 a month's salary. The old man thinks that I have no car and no house, so he asked me for 5 yuan as a gift. I want to marry a goddess and I will admit it, MB My daughter-in-law looks uglier than you, who of us is miserable?"

The man who jumped from the building "pouched" with a sigh of joy. Thinking of his current situation, he shook his head and said, "It's not easy for us to live."

Is it not easy? That's it, I haven't told him that I am my ancestor yet.

I said, "Bah, don’t talk to us. If you don’t want to pay, there will always be irreconcilable conflicts between the landlord and the tenant. If you pay, there will still be a bone scum left in the stock fund. There will always be five dollars— —I don’t have one."

The man who jumped from the building took his pocket, and I said, "Why, are you planning to leave me a legacy and continue to jump?"

The man who jumped off the building laughed and took out a box of cordyceps cigarettes and ordered a cigarette. I shouted, "***A ground-breaking cigarette that jumps off the building is better than Lao Tzu's—give me one."

The man who jumped from the building threw the cigarette case over and said with a faint smile: "Brother, thank you."

I saw him calm down, knowing that he had taken enough strong medicine, and now it was time for millet porridge to warm his stomach with rutabaga. I said, "In fact, why did you jump off the building for what you know best in your heart? Is it for your wife to get a divorce? Don’t pretend to be so infatuated. Isn’t it just that the waist is not as straight as before? By the way, it’s not for the sake of face. I used to pretend to be B and still have a little capital. Now I lost my wife and broke down again. To Elder Jiangdong, right?"

The man who jumped from the building sighed and said, "I only found out that you were right after letting you reveal it like this."

I stood up and walked to him

This time he did not resist any resistance. I said: "No one knows you, so let’s go away. If you didn’t help you call the police if the crowd hadn’t cooperated with you, you would have to be disturbed public security if you were to go down. At least criticism and education is indispensable, go home, buy some food on the way, go home at night to cook a meal with my wife, put the girl to sleep and then make affection with his wife, sleep for a while and get up again tomorrow."

The man who jumped from the building listened with tears in his eyes, smoking a cigarette, and finally took a look at the disappointed crowd downstairs, and whispered: "Brother, you are a good person."

I stood up first, but seeing him still sitting there, I changed my color and said, "Why, do you still want to jump?"

The jumper looked at me pitifully, and stretched out his hand and said, "Can you give me a hand? My legs are soft..."

I lifted him up, patted the dirt on his pants, and led him downstairs. When approaching the entrance of the building, he suddenly stopped and said, "Wait brother." He quickly took out a notebook. He wrote a number on it and said to me, "You are my benefactor when you go out of this door. From now on, no matter the ends of the world, night or day, you will always find me."

I put it in my pocket, looked out, pushed him into the crowd, and said, "Let's go."

The man who jumped off the building quickly disappeared into the crowd, and soon disappeared.

I sat back in the car, panting and wiping my sweat, Xiang Yu still put his arm on the window, looked at the pedestrians scattered outside and said: "Saving people is more tiring than killing, right?"

Master Li glared at him vigorously, and said to me in infinite admiration, "Cousin, you are amazing, what did you say to him?" I smiled without answering.

This is also the first thing I do with my mind-reading phone instead of peeping boringly. I didn't expect that the price in a mere word would be a life.

Of course, I am also very happy to save the man who jumped off the building-finally there is no traffic jam.

Then we drove the car and drove straight to Grandpa Zhang Bing's house like a wild dog without the rein (notice it, this metaphor is used for the second time in this book).

Zhang Bing’s grandfather’s house is on the second floor. The old district committee was the seat of the district government from the founding of the People’s Republic of China to the previous few years, until the younger generation of the leadership team developed a new district committee that is quiet and peaceful. The old district committee has plummeted from its functions to its geographical location, and it is now squeezed out of people's vision by several commercial buildings. It's like a lost official who is oppressed by a wealthy and powerful household. And the district committee dormitory has become a place for cadres who have withdrawn from the stage of history to provide for the elderly.

We walked into the corridor with blue-gray steps. The walls on both sides curled up, revealing the solid cement inside. Shishi Li knocked on the door. The old nanny opened the first door, and first saw Xiang Yu. She took a step back as if she had seen a god. Li Shishi smiled and said hello: "Auntie, don't you know me? I am Zhang Bing's friend and I just came here this morning."

The nanny looked at Master Li and said, "Yes, aren't you Xiao Nan? Bingbing said you are her good friend." She gave Xiang Yu and me a wary look, and said hesitantly, "These two people are..."

It seems that the nanny is very vigilant, which can only show that she is very responsible, nowadays it is not uncommon to rob orphan elderly people.

Li Shishi introduced us to her cousin. I stopped by to visit Grandpa Zhang Bing and hesitated to let us in, and I don't think she did this to relieve us, but she thought that the old anti-theft door was not worth a kick from Xiang Yu.

The old nanny saw that we entered the house without showing gray tails and sharp teeth. This was really relieved. She led us to the bedroom and said, "Grandpa just slept for a while."

On the bed, an old man with white hair was lying. With a towel on his stomach, his hands were placed on his lower abdomen properly, his eyes were slightly open, and he could see that his eyes were moving regularly. Other than that, his whole body remained still.

The old nanny looked at the old man with pity, and said, "I understand it in my heart. I just can't tell."

Xiang Yu actually helped the old man to pull the quilt up and thoughtfully. The huge shadow of his body completely covered the old man. The tall and mighty hero and the paralyzed little old man is really a cruel contrast. Just this scene. Any third-rate oil painter can hang it in the Louvre after painting.

Zhang Bing's grandfather seemed to feel a kind of pressure and tremendous vitality, and his eyes moved frequently.

Xiang Yu asked the nanny: "Do you take care of every day?" The nanny nodded.

"……convenient?"

The old nanny naturally understood what he meant, gathered her neat white hair, and smiled: "Grandpa Zhang is 75 this year, and I am also over 60. What's the convenience?

Xiang Yu nodded.

While they were talking, I kept thinking about a question: I wonder if I can detect what the old man is thinking with mind reading.

I took out my phone. Seeing that no one paid attention to me, he pressed the series of numbers to the old man, and the phone screen displayed... it was an ellipsis, hey, the second fool should be brought, he and the old man must have a common language.

This result was also expected. I was about to close the phone when I suddenly saw a string of ellipsis on it, with two words sandwiched between it:...light mouth. Then there are two words: honey.

I grabbed Xiang Yu excitedly and said a few words in his ear. Xiang Yu looked at me questioningly and whispered: "Aren't you kidding me?" I waved to let him go.

Xiang Yu hesitated for a while, then said under the covers: "Auntie, can you find me a cup?"

The nanny patted his forehead and said, "Look at me, I forgot to pour water for the guests."

Xiang Yu said: "It's not me, I want to make a glass of honey water for Grandpa to drink." Then he opened the honey we brought.

"He? He doesn't like to eat sweet ones, and the doctor said that you can't eat more salty ones..." But the nanny looked very firm when seeing Xiang Yu~www.wuxiaspot.com~ and had to find a pot, cup, spoon and other things, and Xiang Yu scooped it up. Two spoonfuls of honey were poured into the cup, half a cup of water was poured, and it was stirred up and down. Master Li saw that he was clumsy and said, "Shall I feed you?"

Xiang Yu avoided her hand, scooped a spoonful of honey water, blew it, and poured it directly into Grandpa Zhang Bing’s mouth. The nanny shouted, “Oh, can you drink it in this way?”

Xiang Yu said "Oh", took Zhang Bing up with one hand and put him leaning on the quilt. The nanny called out: "Hey, lighten up, oops, it's not like this..."

A miracle happened. Grandpa Zhang Bingdi greedily swallowed the spoonful of honey water, his lips trembling violently, and he even wanted to stick out his tongue to lick back the water flowing on his mouth. Although he could not speak, he made two very slight hums, and now everyone could see that he was very comfortable.

The babysitter said in shock: "Big man, you can do it, how did you know that Grandpa wants to eat honey?"

Xiang Yu did not speak, and fed half a cup of honey water into the old man’s mouth, half of the water was spilled outside, and filled the old man’s neck, but the old man’s happiness was obvious. His eyes rolled in his eye sockets, working hard. Looking for Xiang Yu, and then squinted, especially like a baby looking for a mother. The old nanny smiled and said, "He is thanking you."