After I ate the gluttonous soul
Chapter 98 Honeymoon
After Mo Chi successfully proposed, the room that was originally only filled with dark cooking suddenly became sweet and greasy.
Xuanwu was so irritated that if he hadn't worried about cooperating with Kui Yushan and the store, he would have left long ago.Occasionally, when Kai Yushan was live broadcasting, Mo Chi would also participate in the whole process. As time passed, they encountered group attacks.
Kui Yushan didn't take it seriously: "You will soon be replaced with a piece of pure land."
Under the puzzled eyes of others, he explained: "Mo Chi and I are going on our honeymoon."
Demon King Shovel was the first to ask: "I haven't slept in bed, what honeymoon?"
As soon as the words came out, he shut himself off in an instant... This is definitely a sequela left over from his long-term relationship with Zhao Yeyu: talking to death without holding back.
It was greeted with two sneers, one in front and one in the back. Mo Chi threw the devil shovel out casually. For the next week, it was used as a shovel for loosening the soil and cooperating with various farming and weeding work in Mount Kaiyu.
Fortunately, the launch of the new product made Kui Yushan unable to separate his mind and resort to torture. There were originally two live broadcasts. In order to enjoy life, Kui Yushan postponed the promotional work for a month and was about to start the honeymoon journey.
"Where are you going?" Zhaoyeyu was always the most curious.
Kui Yushan: "Hell."
"..."
After the heaven collapsed, the underworld also collapsed.However, in recent years, the aura has a faint tendency to recover, and some sleeping gods and demons are gradually waking up. There were rumors a while ago that the underworld has been initially rebuilt.
"This project must be supported by the Dao of Heaven, otherwise it will not go so smoothly." Kai Yushan analyzed: "If the karma of life and death is under the control of Dao of Heaven, it must not die in a hurry."
Zhaoyeyu is not interested in the reason for the recovery of the underworld, it is concerned about the underworld itself, and the fish eyes are bright: "Take me!"
One more fish will not take up much space. After Kai Yushan nodded, Xuanwu suddenly said: "As its guardian, I have the obligation to go with it."
Yinyangmu: "You may not be able to take care of it alone, but I can help."
No matter how straight-minded Mo Chi was, he never had the idea of bringing a group of people on a honeymoon, but according to Yin Yang Mu, everyone on the road to hell can go, and they have no right to monopolize it.
The story ends with the mighty team going to hell together the next day.
Mo Chi's expression was cold, and every word he said pierced his heart: "Spending time on meaningless things, no wonder you are still single."
As soon as his mouth was opened, the rest of the people instantly had a terrible illusion that they would die alone.
However, this sadness was quickly dispelled by the impact after successfully making a walking light bulb.
The underworld is built right under Kunlun Mountain, which sounds absurd, but in today's thin aura, Kunlun Mountain is already the best location.
As a qualified store manager, Kui Yushan did not forget to sell his products everywhere during the trip, and even brought samples for tasting.The gluttonous pendant beside him is equivalent to a walking human-shaped killer. The little monsters he encounters are all pitiful, holding dark dishes, chewing and swallowing them bit by bit, and smilingly saying that the reason for crying is because it is too delicious.
The only consoling effect was that Mo Chi brought candy with him, and whenever he met a monster, he would send it out, claiming it was wedding candy.
The feeling of Kunlun is still as cold as in the past, and a little white snow on the top of the mountain is still unattainable even if it is close at hand.
Zhaoyeyu: "I froze to death in this place twice."
Kui Yushan didn't say a word in the face of its philosophy of fish and life, and there was a faint sense of admiration in his heart. Ordinary monks would collapse if they didn't go crazy after thousands of deaths.
The magistrate currently sitting in the underworld calls the mirror, which is said to be transformed by a bright mirror, which can distinguish falsehood and see through people's hearts.
It is a fantasy to practice Taoism in a materialized form, let alone hold the power of the underworld.
Anyone with a bit of a brain can see that it must have been supported and sponsored by Tiandao, and this questioning mirror is in a sense the spokesperson of Tiandao.
Therefore, since the establishment of the underworld, there has not been a monster with no eyesight in the past to make trouble.
The process of going down to the underworld was not pleasant. It was a spring day, but the underground passage was full of strong winds. From time to time, there would be black gravel coming towards you. After being hit, the body would be torn apart.
Everyone avoids as much as they can, except for Zhaoyeyu, who braved the wind and waves, and re-condensed his body after being broken into thousands of pieces.
This kind of ascetic monk's cultivation method is unbelievable. In the shocking aspect of blood and flesh, everyone finally managed to reach the underworld.
The first thing that catches the eye is a long river that is as black as ink. A ghost without sanity stands alone at the bow of the boat, responsible for helping wandering souls cross the river. Its eyes are empty, and it mechanically goes back and forth between the two banks.On the other side of the river are several crimson pillars, this red is too thick, as if soaked in blood.
There was a piece of paper pasted in the center of the pillar, and when it was blown by the dark wind, it made a tearing sound.
Kui Yushan stared at it for a while, and it was the recruitment notice:
Due to development needs, the prefecture is now recruiting a boatman, two clerks, and a few ghosts.
Requirements: Graduate students or above are preferred for admission, with good facial features, and those with experience in the service industry are given priority.
Underworld welfare: food and housing included.
Zhao Yeyu looked contemptuous: "Will this kind of welfare attract ghosts?"
Kui Yushan said seriously: "Maybe that's why it's still posted here."
Except for the wandering lonely souls along the way, it can be said that it is almost unimpeded. Xuanwu looked at it with emotion: "A thousand years ago, who would have thought that the underworld, which was talked about at that time, would wither into what it is today."
Kui Yushan looks at it from the perspective of long-term development: "In a few years, there will be a new atmosphere."
Although there are many vacancies in the underworld, the necessary basic facilities are complete, such as the eighteen floors of hell. I heard that the tricks are more innovative than before.
A few people finally walked outside an empty hall. Inside, there were only two lamps lit, without any decorations. Standing at the door, one could see the situation inside clearly.
As the only active creature in the hall, the man in white is undoubtedly the most eye-catching existence.
Long white hair, white eyelashes, and even skin that is almost white to transparent.
When you look at him alone, you feel that everything is illusory, including the man in white himself.
When Kui Yushan entered, the man didn't even lift his head, he was playing a big game of chess by himself.
"Ask the mirror?" Kai Yushan called out tentatively.
The man nodded, but still didn't look up at them.
Kui Yushan: "Excuse me, we are here for our honeymoon."
The man seemed to be unresponsive, and after a long while, he gave a faint 'oh'.
Trespassing on someone else's territory is already a provocation, and it's really unreasonable to wander around.Kui Yushan waited patiently, and after an unknown amount of time, the man finally raised his head, revealing a beautiful and delicate face.
"One, two, three..." After counting the number of people, his eyes finally stopped on Zhao Yeyu, and the man frowned slightly: "You guys played very openly."
Kui Yushan's complexion changed, and he looked at the unscrupulous teammates around him, only Mo Chi was missing.
"This is a misunderstanding." After explaining roughly in a few words, Kai Yushan turned around and asked, "Who saw Mo Chi?"
Zhaoyeyu: "It was still there 3 minutes ago."
Yinyangmu: "I saw him take away the devil's shovel."
Xuanwu: "Heaven has eyes, maybe you have been reincarnated."
Based on the above information, Kai Yushan came to a conclusion: Taotie turned the honeymoon of a group of people into a trip for one person to leave at will.
Wen Jing was not interested in the love and hatred between them, so he stood up and said, "Where do you want to visit?"
He is surprisingly easy to talk, Kui Yushan lost the memory of the past, but Xuanwu's memory still stays in the era when trespassing in the underworld would be chased to death by ghost messengers.
Wen Jing led the way, Xuan Wu said to Kai Yu Shan in a low voice: "This person is not normal, be careful."
The white robe was picked up by the wind because of the sudden stop, and the tail swept to the person behind. Wen Jing turned around and said word by word: "My mind belongs to the category of excellence."
Even Xuan Wu felt a little embarrassed when he said bad things in public.
Wen Jing: "Besides, I am very good at chess, and I am a normal person."
Xuanwu had to laugh out loud, Daoming was just making a joke.
"A clumsy lie." After giving his evaluation, Wen Jing took another step forward.
Zhao Yeyu said seriously: "My lord, you have been educated."
Xuanwu pinched it to death, and after Zhaoyeyu revived on the spot, he smiled and said, "Thank you for reminding me."
As a place where the sun cannot shine all year round, the underworld does not lack light.Countless ghost fires float in midair, almost more dazzling than the sun.It's a pity that they always exist without temperature.
Zhaoyeyu looked at a facility in the distance that resembled a big pendulum in an amusement park, and asked in surprise, "What is that?"
Although Wen Jing's reaction was half a beat slow, he introduced dutifully: "The first floor of hell is designed with reference to the amusement park project."
Zhao Yeyu vomited a bubble: "How to play?"
Wen Jing: "Those who have committed the crime of serious wounding during their lifetime will stand under the pendulum."
He didn't say anything later, because everyone was already close enough to witness it with their own eyes.
A group of panicked ghosts were commanded by ghost messengers to stand at designated locations.The difference from the amusement park is that the pendulum is quite close to the ground, and it won't be long before it stands there and it will be thrown out, and its brain will be split.
Ghosts can't die, and soon condense into entities to carry out a new round of punishment.
The bubble spit out by Zhao Yeyu shattered: "This design is a bit anti-human."
Wen Jing: "Compared to torture such as pulling out the tongue, I think it is very humane."
Zhaoyeyu was powerless to refute.
After visiting layers of horrible punishment, Wen Jing suddenly stopped and said to Kai Yushan, "The person you are looking for is right ahead."
He smelled the dangerous aura unique to ferocious beasts.
Kui Yushan took a few steps forward, and as expected, he saw Mo Chi standing not far away.
The black shirt with his collarbone exposed looks chic and handsome, provided that the movements of his hands are ignored.At this moment, Mo Chi casually grabbed two ghosts and twisted them into twists, threw them into the oil pan, fried them until golden, took them out and devoured them, all the movements were done in one go.
Seeing Kui Yushan, Mo Chi thoughtfully handed over a ghost fried dough stick.
Kui Yushan had no expression on his face and did not continue.
Mo Chi misunderstood his performance: "You can eat with confidence, they all have a strong black air on them, and only people who have done a lot of evil in their lives can do this."
The subtext is that if you eat it, it may be considered a merit, and you will not be remembered by Tiandao.
Kui Yushan grasped his wrist and pushed it lightly, put the fried dough stick back to Mo Chi's mouth, and sighed, "I'm picky about my taste."
Mo Chi swallowed the deep-fried dough sticks directly, each mouthful was crunchy, and Kui Yushan felt distressed for Li Gui when he heard it.
Eating ghosts from the underworld, good or bad, is tantamount to provoking trouble.Zhao Yeyu stood on the sidelines, waiting for a big battle to break out.However, a few pieces of fish scales were shaken off, and the blood-boiling scene did not wait.
Yinyangmu saw some tricks: "Your Majesty is a bright mirror, so you can naturally seek advantages and avoid disadvantages."
As he said, when Wenjing looks at everyone, he can see the essence at a glance.
Yin Yang Wood: The perverted monster.
Xuanwu: Focus on studying medicine.
Zhaoyeyu: Death 9999+
Mo Chi: You can't afford to mess with foodies.
Kui Yushan: Mascot! ! !
After having a clear judgment, the way of asking mirrors to deal with things varies from person to person.He pointed at Mo Chi: "I owe money to ghosts."
As soon as the other party reasoned, Kai Yushan, who was already at a loss, was embarrassed to ask Mo Chi to use force to solve it, and asked tentatively, "How much?"
"One hundred ghost coins."
It didn't sound like a lot, so Kui Yushan asked again, "Where can I get ghost coins?"
Ask the mirror: "Not released yet."
"..."
After a brief silence, Wen Jing said solemnly: "You can work for compensation."
Kui Yushan looked at him with a complicated expression, and went around in a big circle, to put it bluntly, to recruit workers.
The author has something to say:
Mo Chi: Eat wherever you go.
Xuanwu was so irritated that if he hadn't worried about cooperating with Kui Yushan and the store, he would have left long ago.Occasionally, when Kai Yushan was live broadcasting, Mo Chi would also participate in the whole process. As time passed, they encountered group attacks.
Kui Yushan didn't take it seriously: "You will soon be replaced with a piece of pure land."
Under the puzzled eyes of others, he explained: "Mo Chi and I are going on our honeymoon."
Demon King Shovel was the first to ask: "I haven't slept in bed, what honeymoon?"
As soon as the words came out, he shut himself off in an instant... This is definitely a sequela left over from his long-term relationship with Zhao Yeyu: talking to death without holding back.
It was greeted with two sneers, one in front and one in the back. Mo Chi threw the devil shovel out casually. For the next week, it was used as a shovel for loosening the soil and cooperating with various farming and weeding work in Mount Kaiyu.
Fortunately, the launch of the new product made Kui Yushan unable to separate his mind and resort to torture. There were originally two live broadcasts. In order to enjoy life, Kui Yushan postponed the promotional work for a month and was about to start the honeymoon journey.
"Where are you going?" Zhaoyeyu was always the most curious.
Kui Yushan: "Hell."
"..."
After the heaven collapsed, the underworld also collapsed.However, in recent years, the aura has a faint tendency to recover, and some sleeping gods and demons are gradually waking up. There were rumors a while ago that the underworld has been initially rebuilt.
"This project must be supported by the Dao of Heaven, otherwise it will not go so smoothly." Kai Yushan analyzed: "If the karma of life and death is under the control of Dao of Heaven, it must not die in a hurry."
Zhaoyeyu is not interested in the reason for the recovery of the underworld, it is concerned about the underworld itself, and the fish eyes are bright: "Take me!"
One more fish will not take up much space. After Kai Yushan nodded, Xuanwu suddenly said: "As its guardian, I have the obligation to go with it."
Yinyangmu: "You may not be able to take care of it alone, but I can help."
No matter how straight-minded Mo Chi was, he never had the idea of bringing a group of people on a honeymoon, but according to Yin Yang Mu, everyone on the road to hell can go, and they have no right to monopolize it.
The story ends with the mighty team going to hell together the next day.
Mo Chi's expression was cold, and every word he said pierced his heart: "Spending time on meaningless things, no wonder you are still single."
As soon as his mouth was opened, the rest of the people instantly had a terrible illusion that they would die alone.
However, this sadness was quickly dispelled by the impact after successfully making a walking light bulb.
The underworld is built right under Kunlun Mountain, which sounds absurd, but in today's thin aura, Kunlun Mountain is already the best location.
As a qualified store manager, Kui Yushan did not forget to sell his products everywhere during the trip, and even brought samples for tasting.The gluttonous pendant beside him is equivalent to a walking human-shaped killer. The little monsters he encounters are all pitiful, holding dark dishes, chewing and swallowing them bit by bit, and smilingly saying that the reason for crying is because it is too delicious.
The only consoling effect was that Mo Chi brought candy with him, and whenever he met a monster, he would send it out, claiming it was wedding candy.
The feeling of Kunlun is still as cold as in the past, and a little white snow on the top of the mountain is still unattainable even if it is close at hand.
Zhaoyeyu: "I froze to death in this place twice."
Kui Yushan didn't say a word in the face of its philosophy of fish and life, and there was a faint sense of admiration in his heart. Ordinary monks would collapse if they didn't go crazy after thousands of deaths.
The magistrate currently sitting in the underworld calls the mirror, which is said to be transformed by a bright mirror, which can distinguish falsehood and see through people's hearts.
It is a fantasy to practice Taoism in a materialized form, let alone hold the power of the underworld.
Anyone with a bit of a brain can see that it must have been supported and sponsored by Tiandao, and this questioning mirror is in a sense the spokesperson of Tiandao.
Therefore, since the establishment of the underworld, there has not been a monster with no eyesight in the past to make trouble.
The process of going down to the underworld was not pleasant. It was a spring day, but the underground passage was full of strong winds. From time to time, there would be black gravel coming towards you. After being hit, the body would be torn apart.
Everyone avoids as much as they can, except for Zhaoyeyu, who braved the wind and waves, and re-condensed his body after being broken into thousands of pieces.
This kind of ascetic monk's cultivation method is unbelievable. In the shocking aspect of blood and flesh, everyone finally managed to reach the underworld.
The first thing that catches the eye is a long river that is as black as ink. A ghost without sanity stands alone at the bow of the boat, responsible for helping wandering souls cross the river. Its eyes are empty, and it mechanically goes back and forth between the two banks.On the other side of the river are several crimson pillars, this red is too thick, as if soaked in blood.
There was a piece of paper pasted in the center of the pillar, and when it was blown by the dark wind, it made a tearing sound.
Kui Yushan stared at it for a while, and it was the recruitment notice:
Due to development needs, the prefecture is now recruiting a boatman, two clerks, and a few ghosts.
Requirements: Graduate students or above are preferred for admission, with good facial features, and those with experience in the service industry are given priority.
Underworld welfare: food and housing included.
Zhao Yeyu looked contemptuous: "Will this kind of welfare attract ghosts?"
Kui Yushan said seriously: "Maybe that's why it's still posted here."
Except for the wandering lonely souls along the way, it can be said that it is almost unimpeded. Xuanwu looked at it with emotion: "A thousand years ago, who would have thought that the underworld, which was talked about at that time, would wither into what it is today."
Kui Yushan looks at it from the perspective of long-term development: "In a few years, there will be a new atmosphere."
Although there are many vacancies in the underworld, the necessary basic facilities are complete, such as the eighteen floors of hell. I heard that the tricks are more innovative than before.
A few people finally walked outside an empty hall. Inside, there were only two lamps lit, without any decorations. Standing at the door, one could see the situation inside clearly.
As the only active creature in the hall, the man in white is undoubtedly the most eye-catching existence.
Long white hair, white eyelashes, and even skin that is almost white to transparent.
When you look at him alone, you feel that everything is illusory, including the man in white himself.
When Kui Yushan entered, the man didn't even lift his head, he was playing a big game of chess by himself.
"Ask the mirror?" Kai Yushan called out tentatively.
The man nodded, but still didn't look up at them.
Kui Yushan: "Excuse me, we are here for our honeymoon."
The man seemed to be unresponsive, and after a long while, he gave a faint 'oh'.
Trespassing on someone else's territory is already a provocation, and it's really unreasonable to wander around.Kui Yushan waited patiently, and after an unknown amount of time, the man finally raised his head, revealing a beautiful and delicate face.
"One, two, three..." After counting the number of people, his eyes finally stopped on Zhao Yeyu, and the man frowned slightly: "You guys played very openly."
Kui Yushan's complexion changed, and he looked at the unscrupulous teammates around him, only Mo Chi was missing.
"This is a misunderstanding." After explaining roughly in a few words, Kai Yushan turned around and asked, "Who saw Mo Chi?"
Zhaoyeyu: "It was still there 3 minutes ago."
Yinyangmu: "I saw him take away the devil's shovel."
Xuanwu: "Heaven has eyes, maybe you have been reincarnated."
Based on the above information, Kai Yushan came to a conclusion: Taotie turned the honeymoon of a group of people into a trip for one person to leave at will.
Wen Jing was not interested in the love and hatred between them, so he stood up and said, "Where do you want to visit?"
He is surprisingly easy to talk, Kui Yushan lost the memory of the past, but Xuanwu's memory still stays in the era when trespassing in the underworld would be chased to death by ghost messengers.
Wen Jing led the way, Xuan Wu said to Kai Yu Shan in a low voice: "This person is not normal, be careful."
The white robe was picked up by the wind because of the sudden stop, and the tail swept to the person behind. Wen Jing turned around and said word by word: "My mind belongs to the category of excellence."
Even Xuan Wu felt a little embarrassed when he said bad things in public.
Wen Jing: "Besides, I am very good at chess, and I am a normal person."
Xuanwu had to laugh out loud, Daoming was just making a joke.
"A clumsy lie." After giving his evaluation, Wen Jing took another step forward.
Zhao Yeyu said seriously: "My lord, you have been educated."
Xuanwu pinched it to death, and after Zhaoyeyu revived on the spot, he smiled and said, "Thank you for reminding me."
As a place where the sun cannot shine all year round, the underworld does not lack light.Countless ghost fires float in midair, almost more dazzling than the sun.It's a pity that they always exist without temperature.
Zhaoyeyu looked at a facility in the distance that resembled a big pendulum in an amusement park, and asked in surprise, "What is that?"
Although Wen Jing's reaction was half a beat slow, he introduced dutifully: "The first floor of hell is designed with reference to the amusement park project."
Zhao Yeyu vomited a bubble: "How to play?"
Wen Jing: "Those who have committed the crime of serious wounding during their lifetime will stand under the pendulum."
He didn't say anything later, because everyone was already close enough to witness it with their own eyes.
A group of panicked ghosts were commanded by ghost messengers to stand at designated locations.The difference from the amusement park is that the pendulum is quite close to the ground, and it won't be long before it stands there and it will be thrown out, and its brain will be split.
Ghosts can't die, and soon condense into entities to carry out a new round of punishment.
The bubble spit out by Zhao Yeyu shattered: "This design is a bit anti-human."
Wen Jing: "Compared to torture such as pulling out the tongue, I think it is very humane."
Zhaoyeyu was powerless to refute.
After visiting layers of horrible punishment, Wen Jing suddenly stopped and said to Kai Yushan, "The person you are looking for is right ahead."
He smelled the dangerous aura unique to ferocious beasts.
Kui Yushan took a few steps forward, and as expected, he saw Mo Chi standing not far away.
The black shirt with his collarbone exposed looks chic and handsome, provided that the movements of his hands are ignored.At this moment, Mo Chi casually grabbed two ghosts and twisted them into twists, threw them into the oil pan, fried them until golden, took them out and devoured them, all the movements were done in one go.
Seeing Kui Yushan, Mo Chi thoughtfully handed over a ghost fried dough stick.
Kui Yushan had no expression on his face and did not continue.
Mo Chi misunderstood his performance: "You can eat with confidence, they all have a strong black air on them, and only people who have done a lot of evil in their lives can do this."
The subtext is that if you eat it, it may be considered a merit, and you will not be remembered by Tiandao.
Kui Yushan grasped his wrist and pushed it lightly, put the fried dough stick back to Mo Chi's mouth, and sighed, "I'm picky about my taste."
Mo Chi swallowed the deep-fried dough sticks directly, each mouthful was crunchy, and Kui Yushan felt distressed for Li Gui when he heard it.
Eating ghosts from the underworld, good or bad, is tantamount to provoking trouble.Zhao Yeyu stood on the sidelines, waiting for a big battle to break out.However, a few pieces of fish scales were shaken off, and the blood-boiling scene did not wait.
Yinyangmu saw some tricks: "Your Majesty is a bright mirror, so you can naturally seek advantages and avoid disadvantages."
As he said, when Wenjing looks at everyone, he can see the essence at a glance.
Yin Yang Wood: The perverted monster.
Xuanwu: Focus on studying medicine.
Zhaoyeyu: Death 9999+
Mo Chi: You can't afford to mess with foodies.
Kui Yushan: Mascot! ! !
After having a clear judgment, the way of asking mirrors to deal with things varies from person to person.He pointed at Mo Chi: "I owe money to ghosts."
As soon as the other party reasoned, Kai Yushan, who was already at a loss, was embarrassed to ask Mo Chi to use force to solve it, and asked tentatively, "How much?"
"One hundred ghost coins."
It didn't sound like a lot, so Kui Yushan asked again, "Where can I get ghost coins?"
Ask the mirror: "Not released yet."
"..."
After a brief silence, Wen Jing said solemnly: "You can work for compensation."
Kui Yushan looked at him with a complicated expression, and went around in a big circle, to put it bluntly, to recruit workers.
The author has something to say:
Mo Chi: Eat wherever you go.
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