After I ate the gluttonous soul

Ever since the real intention of the haunted house trip failed, Mo Chi had the urge to kill himself to sacrifice to heaven for a moment.

When he is unhappy, others will never feel better.Terrible low air pressure filled the surroundings of the room, at least Xuanwu could go back to his palace to avoid it, poor Devil Shovel and Yinyangmu suffered greatly from it.

And another important person, Kui Yushan, is currently preparing for the launch of new products in the store. Because he is addicted to dark cooking, he has no time to pay attention to Mochi's changes. The two evils are superimposed, and life is even more difficult for others.

Yinyangmu deeply felt that he could no longer let the situation develop, so he took the initiative to play the role of Xie Yuhua, as if he had good intentions to advise Mo Chi.

"If you want to win the favor of your sweetheart, you must be responsible."

Mo Chi put away the coercion that belonged exclusively to the ferocious beast, and he really listened: "What do you mean by taking responsibility?"

Yin Yang Wood is serious: "A man should stand upright, not to mention achieving hegemony, at least he must have his own career."

Mo Chi thought about it carefully, since he met Kui Yushan, he has been relying on him for food and clothing.And to this day, I don't think there's anything wrong with it.And Kui Yushan, a master figure in the dark culinary world, is now able to rely on his own efforts to open a food shop, and recently there is a faint tendency to become a hit, but he still has nothing like when we first met.

—No, he still has a laurel tree.

Yin Yang Mu hit the nail on the head: "If you are like this, you will be abandoned at the beginning of the TV."

Hearing this, Mo Chi narrowed his eyes dangerously, and without any fear, he came up with a plan he had thought up a long time ago and said, "I just found a part-time job in the past two days, if you are interested, you can join me. "

Mo Chi: "What?"

"Taoist priest."

Mo Chi stared at him with strange eyes, and Yin Yang Mu said seriously: "There is no distinction between high and low occupations, subduing demons and demons is a merit."

A big monster, he just said to become a Taoist priest, which is really hard to listen to.

Mo Chi finally nodded in agreement. He recalled the scene he saw in the TV series a few days ago. The protagonist was greatly moved by the gift. If he used the part-time money to carefully choose a gift for Kai Yushan, would the latter be moved? Watery eyes?

After thinking about it, he felt happy for a moment.

The place where Yinyangmu works is a temple. According to the abbot, in recent months, pilgrims have stumbled and injured themselves on the way down the mountain from time to time. The abbot knows that someone is using witchcraft to hurt people, but the other party is a great witch. Unable to fight back.

The abbot still had some ability, he could tell at a glance that there was a demonic aura in Yinyangmu's body, Mo Chi's way was too deep, and the primordial spirit had been nourished in Kui Yushan's body for a long time before, but he couldn't see anything wrong.

We can't continue to let the great witch make trouble, and the abbot doesn't care about Yin Yangmu's identity for a while, because he is a mortal body and has no place worthy of the other party's covet.

Yinyangmu is not short of money, but just looking for something to do while bored, the most important thing is to divert Taotie's attention, and casually said a few scene words to show that it is not a problem to deal with a mere big witch.

In order to appear down-to-earth, Yinyangmu took out the dust whisk that he had prepared long ago, and waved it lightly in a pretentious manner, which made him look like a fairy.

Seeing this, the abbot felt a little relieved.

At this moment, Mo Chi arrogantly took out a huge frying pan out of thin air, and said in a flat and scary tone, "Where's the big witch?"

While talking, I wondered whether a pot could be stewed.

The abbot's complexion instantly became ugly.

Yin Yangmu tugged Mo Chi, and said with a huge headache, "What are you doing?"

Mo Chi thought that he had asked a rather boring question, and because of the pride that the other party had found him a job, he reluctantly replied, "Subduing demons and eliminating demons."

Facing Yin Yangmu's distrustful eyes, he added: "By the way, add a meal."

Fearing that he would utter shocking words again, Yin Yangmu stopped his loss in time and tried to pull out a smile: "Although the big witch is hateful, he didn't really kill anyone. In the way of heaven, we should restrain our behavior on weekdays."

Trying to hint during the speech can make the big witch suffer a lot, but he still has to save his life.

"It doesn't matter." Mo Chi said calmly, "Tiandao's attitude towards Kui Yushan has always been conniving, so he won't make him a widow."

It's just eating a big witch, and it's still a little short of being struck by lightning.

It was the first time Yinyangmu saw such a brazen beast, and he wanted to rely on the relationship of the other half to get through the back door, and immediately sneered: "You never thought that the heaven might dislike you, so try to find a second spring for Kui Yushan? "

From any point of view, the possibility of Kai Yushan becoming a widow is not high. According to his luck value, it may be a coincidence that causes amnesia, forgets the existence of Taotie, and meets another person to love each other again.

Mo Chi obviously also thought of this possibility, his face became slightly gloomy, and he gave up the idea of ​​stewing the big witch in an iron pot for the time being.

Witches have existed since ancient times. In terms of strength, they are at the bottom. However, the most powerful thing about witches is that they can cause harm from a long distance.

However, this skill is not enough for Yinyangmu and Mo Chi. Cursing happens to be the field that Yinyangmu is good at.One of his fingers suddenly turned into the shape of a tree branch, and where the fingertips brushed, lines appeared instantly.The yin-yang wood is lightly tapped in the center, and it turns into a human face.After pinching his fingers and counting, he smiled slightly: "I found you."

His footsteps were not going down the mountain, but towards the temple, and the abbot had a bad feeling in his heart: "Could it be...the people in the temple?"

Yinyangmu didn't answer, just walked in.Most of the monks in this temple are knocking on the wooden fish and chanting scriptures to cultivate themselves. Yin Yangmu walked out with a little monk's collar like a chicken, shaking his head: "The monks are compassionate, it seems that you have to Learn from scratch."

The little monk struggled desperately, calling the benefactor to let go with a weak voice, it seemed that humans and animals were harmless.

The abbot hesitated for a moment, then walked over and said, "Could it be a mistake?"

The monks chanting Buddhist scriptures looked at each other in blank dismay, not understanding what happened.

Yin Yangmu threw the little monk to Mo Chi, who didn't know what to do, but just patted the little monk on the back, the cute and young face disappeared, and what appeared in front of everyone was a hideous face full of wrinkles .

The abbot had seen the world anyway, so he couldn't help being shocked, not to mention the monks in the temple, all of them opened their mouths wide, dumbfounded.

Yinyangmu is a face-seeking person, and said with disgust: "This witch should be dying, in order to save his life, he only thought of tampering with Xiangke."

The abbot managed to recover his voice, and said with a wry smile: "The general filthy things are hidden in the temple. I didn't expect that there would be someone who specifically picked this place to attack."

"It's not surprising." Yinyangmu explained: "Many pilgrims believe in Buddhism and have merit in their bodies, so they won't die because of ordinary spells. As long as they don't kill people, it will be difficult for him to be targeted by heaven."

The abbot sighed: "Good deeds are rewarded with good deeds, but this..."

Yinyangmu smiled and said: "Evil comes with evil, isn't it fully reflected in him? He will suffer if he harms someone with meritorious deeds."

Isn't this almost regarded as a glutton's ration?

Wu Jian really met a powerful character, and his actual combat ability is not strong, he begged for mercy and said: "Let me go, I can teach you the method of prolonging life."

Yinyangmu was stunned for a moment, then leaned over and laughed suddenly: "Prolong life? Do you know how long I have lived!"

After laughing enough, he straightened up: "Since you are so greedy for life and afraid of death, I will give you a precious opportunity."

Wu was not excited by the word 'chance', but shuddered, feeling shuddering.

Yinyangmu gave him a copy of the "Immortal Heart Sutra", forcing him to cultivate to the first level, and then let him go.

Mo Chi was not good at things like exercises, so he asked a few more questions.

Yinyangmu: "It's actually a counterfeit version of the "Immortal Heart Sutra". It's similar to the kung fu practiced by Zhao Yeyu. But not so lucky."

"Immortal Heart Sutra" Once you start to practice, you will either live or die. If you stop halfway, you will definitely die.

Mo Chi had little interest in it, so he walked up to the abbot and stretched out his hand: "Give me the money."

The abbot chanted Amitabha Buddha and paid them the bill with a stiff smile.

Mo Chi was quite kind, he didn't keep all the money after taking it, and divided it equally with Yin Yang Wood, and asked the other party's opinion by the way: "What is the best gift to buy?"

Yinyangmu didn't have a good idea at the moment: "It's done when you want it."

On the way back, the two of them walked completely, and Yin Yangmu was forcibly dragged around the commercial street.Mo Chi first fell in love with a beautiful Western clock, and was severely educated by Yin Yangmu.

After thousands of choices, Mo Chi finally settled on the cliche cake, which has eight layers of luxury.

Yinyangmu covered his eyes: "The most boring gift, it can be ranked in the top ten."

Mo Chi said indifferently: "Just add some connotations."

Yinyangmu was helpless: "Could it be that you want to put the salary you just earned into the cake?"

Mo Chi took out a box, and when he opened it was a ring, he calmly handed it to the pastry chef: "Put it in for me."

Yinyangmu was so shocked that he almost lost his mind: "When did you buy it? No, how did you think of putting it in the cake!"

To apply the current buzzwords, Taotie is a standard straight man in the world of beasts, and what he puts first at any time and place is always things related to eating.

Mo Chi gave him a cold look: "I don't lack basic learning ability."

Yinyangmu still found it inconceivable, until Mo Chi returned to the house with the cake, his shock did not diminish in the slightest.

That night, under the crowd watching, an inexplicable marriage proposal ceremony started.

Kui Yushan stared at the ring for a few seconds, then looked at Mo Chi suspiciously: "I won't give out apricots as a bride price."

No regrets could be seen on Mo Chi's face, but he said solemnly, "It's enough to have you."

The two looked at each other, and there was tenderness overflowing. As one of the bystanders, Yin Yangmu was still struggling to see if he was dreaming.

Witnessed with his own eyes that the famous Taotie put on a ring for Kai Yushan and made an oath of eternal love.Yinyangmu finally accepted the reality, and secretly cursed in his heart that he was a slut.

Zhao Yeyu swam to his side at some point, and said bitterly: "I used to wonder why someone like him had a girlfriend, but now I realize how deep the water is!"

Everyone nodded in unison... The so-called Taotie is an out-and-out scheming bitch!

Under the romantic candlelight, everyone clapped together and said, "Don't promise him, don't promise him..."

Mo Chi almost discovered the prototype.

It's one thing not to get used to it, but it's another thing to risk one's life. Except for Zhao Yeyu, who was still wagging his tail rhythmically and clamoring, the others had gradually shut up.

The Zhaoye fish that had been ordered had its scales scraped off and stewed in soup.

Kui Yushan didn't do what they wanted, so he nodded and agreed to the proposal.In his opinion, this was just a dispensable ceremony. Since Mo Chi wanted to, he had absolutely no reason to refuse.

The scenes of false apricot trees and fierce beasts are warm and touching, and they are immersed in their small world.

Xuan Wu sighed in a barely audible voice: "Today is a very sad day."

Yinyangmu nodded in agreement, thinking that he was going to work with Mo Chi, and trying to teach him how to please his love partner, he was heartbroken... Could this be the legendary stupidity without knowing it?

The fish in the soup opened its dead eyes and made a concluding statement: "It's okay. I feel relieved when I think that you are also single."

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Yin Yang Wood: Little broken Taotie, there are actually two faces!