The bosses in the whole hell are pretending to be cute

What happened later, Xiaojun couldn't remember clearly.

When he opened his eyes again, the sky was bright, and the room was so empty and clean that it was only a dream.

However, Su Ling seemed to have anticipated this situation, and left him a note on the bedside table——

"Don't forget what you promised last night."

Xiaojun held the note in a daze, trying to recall, what did he promise last night?

Oh, he remembered.

At that time, all the ghosts watched him blurt out and memorize the socialist values, and it was especially hard for them to hold back their laughter.

Xiaojun inexplicably felt a little ashamed.

Then, he remembered that Boss Su said to him with a smile, "Don't be afraid, these are good ghosts."

Xiaojun pointed to the big-headed ghost who was drooling above his head, and he was especially angry—this guy was so hungry that his eyes glowed, and he still said he was a good ghost? !

Su Ling followed the direction of his finger and looked at the big head ghost with heavy eyes.

The big-headed ghost stretched out two skinny hands and covered his mouth obediently.

Su Ling showed Xiaojun a friendly smile again, and signaled: "Look, how good you are."

Xiaojun dares to be angry... Dare to be angry but dare not speak.

Su Ling suggested very thoughtfully: "If you are afraid, I will help you send them into reincarnation."

Xiaojun nodded again and again: "Okay, okay!"

Su Ling took out a bottle from his arms without changing his expression. When the bottle was opened, the big-headed ghost, the black cat, and the unformed shadow ghost were all put into it.

Xiaojun breathed a sigh of relief.

However, perhaps because there was no threat, Xiaojun's sympathy came up again, and he hesitated and said: "Hey, master, they haven't harmed me in the room for so long, and please give them a good pregnancy. "

Su Ling shook the bottle and shook her head: "I don't care about this."

After that, he naturally looked at Gu Qing.

Gu Qing raised one eyebrow lazily, and said: "Recently, there are a lot of reincarnated ghosts, and now we have to wait in line for at least one and a half years."

He looked at Xiaojun who was full of regret, and smiled: "If you are really worried, you might as well burn some paper money for them, so that they can live better in the underworld."

Xiaojun nodded again and again: "Yeah, no problem! I will definitely burn more coins and anthologies of Marxism for them."

Su Ling's face was in a daze for a moment: "Mingbi and what?"

Xiaojun looked upright: "An anthology of Marxism."

Su Ling choked.

The ghost in the bottle also began to jingle and rattle, obviously having a problem with this.

However, Xiaojun: "Look, they can't wait to make a sound of seeking knowledge!"

There was a moment of silence in the bottle.

Su Ling said weakly: "The world you see is so unmaterialistic, yet you still believe in Marx?"

Xiaojun didn't hesitate at all: "Marxism believes that the laws of things are constantly changing, so our perception of the world should also be changing anytime and anywhere."

"Through this hell, I have realized this point even more, and I have strengthened my belief in learning Marxism." Xiaojun Zhengyi Lingran said.

Su Ling choked for a long while before boasting, "Mmm, um, it's pretty good."

...the memory ends here.

Xiaojun silently covered his face under the blanket.

Not long after, Xiaojun suddenly got up, got up from the bed, turned on the computer, opened the forum, and posted a one-stop sequence——

[Oh my god, in Building 8 of Chaoyang Community, I bumped into X Ling Company! ! ! 】

"The boss's surname is Su, he is a very young guy, and there are also a pair of twins, a girl, a bald head, and two black faces... Tell me, is this the legendary X Spirit Company?!"

1L: Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck! ! !

2L: What? ?This is where all the staff are mobilized!Sir, are you still alive?

3L: Superlative Alert!Superlative alert! ——X Ling Company has started activities again! ! !

4L: Building 8, Chaoyang Community... As I live nearby, I said that I did smell a ghost last night.

5L: Then you didn't go to see the upstairs?

6L (I'm 4L): hhh the moment I smelled the ghost, my sixth sense sounded the special alarm, which made me dare not go out in the end.Now that I think about it, I really appreciate my sixth sense!

Xiaojun sat in front of the computer with a dull expression and distant eyes...

Well, actually, it's just a distraction.

In fact, he just remembered that the configuration he saw last night was very similar to the "X Ling Company" he had heard before, so he couldn't wait to get up and post a post to ask netizens.

Now it seems……

X Ling Company really lived up to its reputation!

Each member has a special villain temperament!

A refresh, the post has a new reply.

8L: What bad things did the host do to be found?

Xiaojun snapped back to his senses, remembering Su Ling's instruction to him—to investigate suspicious persons downstairs quietly.

After thinking about it, Xiaojun picked up the garbage bag in the room, kicked on his slippers, and went downstairs pretending to be throwing garbage.

Perhaps because of being opened, Xiaojun always felt that today's sunshine was particularly glaring.

"Xiaojun, go downstairs and throw out the trash."

Grandma Zhang, who is often seen on weekdays, greeted him as usual.

Xiaojun raised his hand subconsciously, and was about to respond when his face suddenly changed.

——Grandma Zhang's eyebrows flowed with black air.

When Grandma Zhang was speaking, the cloud of black air started from between her eyebrows and circled around Grandma Zhang's ears, nose and mouth.When the black air flowed through her mouth, Grandma Zhang couldn't help but bent over and coughed for a long time.

"As I get older, my throat gets worse and worse."

Xiaojun heard Grandma Zhang talking to herself.

He subconsciously felt that Grandma Zhang's illness had something to do with the black air, so he tried to reach out and grab the black air.

however……

He didn't catch the black air, but he touched the dry skin of his hand instead.

Grandma Zhang was dumbfounded. The young man in front of her actually put his hand on her face and looked at her "with affection".

Xiaojun: ...

Grandma Zhang's gaze became particularly complicated. After a long while, she lowered her head and falteredly refused: "Well, the two of us are not of the right age..."

Xiaojun:! ! !

No, Grandma Zhang, I can explain this!

Just when the two parties were embarrassed, two men walked out of the user building.

It is the "suspicious person" Xiaojun said.

Xiaojun just glanced back, but he almost cried out of fright——

The body of the shorter man was covered with small snakes more than half a meter long, and each snake firmly bit the man's flesh, covering almost all of the man's skin, and even his facial features were completely covered. can not see clearly.

And as the man walked, the little snake on his body would flick its tail, looking like a moving rockery covered with "seaweed".

The other taller man retained the shape of a human being, and his facial features could be seen more clearly, but there was a... big lobster lying on his back.

Still red and red, cooked lobster.

When the big lobster saw Xiaojun, it turned towards him with a pair of jet-black eyes, and opened its claws in the air, as if it was going to kill him at any time.

Xiaojun stayed where he was about to cry but didn't dare to move.

He felt that he wanted to recite the core values ​​of socialism again!

The author has something to say: Congratulations to the little angels fed today who each got...half a catty of 【Spicy Crayfish】.

Thanks to the little angel who irrigated [nutrient solution]:

20 bottles of strawberry flavor; 1 bottle of koala and Ling;