The bosses in the whole hell are pretending to be cute

Xiaojun is an experienced netizen, and his favorite thing to do is to dive in various forums.

On this day, for some reason, he accidentally clicked on the virus webpage and entered the underworld forum.

Then, he felt that this year's netizen poisoning was a bit deep.

Hell Forum, as the name suggests, is a forum for cosplay lovers in Hell.

The netizens inside are all deep lovers of the underworld culture. They are familiar with the organizational structure and basic official positions of the underworld. When it comes to supernatural things, it is commonplace.

For example, "I accidentally dropped my head in the public restroom again today, scaring the cleaners half to death."

As a result, the next day, Xiaojun saw the news published in the newspaper - "The head of an unknown person was found in a public toilet, and the police refused to disclose the list of suspects."

When Xiaojun saw it, he couldn't help laughing—it seems that these fans are still keeping pace with the times, and even their pranks are linked to current events and news.

Although Xiaojun can't figure out what good cosplay there is in the underworld, the netizens there are good except for a little weird hobbies, and they are generally very enthusiastic.

Often, as soon as a post for help pops up on the forum, many people will follow with their ideas.

Well, although the things you ask for help are also very strange, for example, a certain landlord exclaimed——

"Oh my god! I met a Taoist priest from the Maoshan School yesterday and was almost arrested for making alchemy!"

Then, there will be people commenting on the post one after another, teaching the poster how to evade Taoist priests, how to escape, and how to cry to Lord Hades in case of a fight is the most useful.

——All in all, this is a group of in-depth actors who are waiting for work 24 hours a day!

Over time, Xiaojun was infected by the "enthusiasm" and "funny comparison" of this group of people, and became a member of the underworld culture lovers, occasionally bubbling on the forum.

For example, today, when he saw someone asking about the whereabouts of the "suspicious person" on the forum, he replied casually: "Yes, there is no shadow under the lights of the two goods downstairs, and there is no sound when walking. It seems that it is not a person."

After saying this, Xiaojun didn't take it to heart, yawned, turned off the computer, washed up and went to bed.

Then, an hour later, Xiaojun woke up from the dream, and looked at the people who "trespassed" in front of him in fear.

On Su Ling's left stood a vicious Gu Qing—Lord Yan Wang was caught out late at night as a young man, and he was in a bad mood, which caused his entire complexion to turn dark.

Standing on the right hand side is a ferocious Sheng Ze——Master Ghost King has been suffering from the mental torture of "getting off the horse" and "not falling off the horse" these days, and his whole body is full of a kind of "Don't mess with me, mess with me!" I'll chop you up with one knife" magical BUFF.

Behind him was a group of ghost employees who didn't dare to look at Hades and Ghost King, so they could only stare at Xiaojun dryly.

——To sum up, these people look very much like people who came to find fault!

Su Ling boldly sat down on the edge of the bed and looked at Xiaojun seriously.

Xiaojun's huge body trembled violently, and tremblingly said: "Big, big brother, do you have something to do with my little brother in the middle of the night?"

Anyway, as much as possible, I dare not pursue them for trespassing!

Su Ling showed a purely natural and harmless smile.

However, I don't know whether it's because he has become too black recently or for some other reason. Su Ling's innocent smile revealed a hint of malice, and this trace of malice was keenly captured by Xiaojun .

Xiaojun: Mr. QAQ, if you have something to say, stop laughing.

Su Ling said kindly: "You said there are suspicious elements downstairs?"

Xiaojun blinked and blinked, completely unresponsive.

Su Ling thought for a while, lowered his head and turned up the page of the underworld forum, and patiently explained: "I am the host, you replied below that you have seen suspicious people, do you remember?"

Xiaojun pulled out this memory from his numb head.

——But isn't this forum just a group of actors acting? !

He just answered casually, why would someone really come to the door in the middle of the night? !

Xiaojun's expression was a little dazed.

Su Ling obviously misunderstood his hesitation, and immediately ignited a faint blue fire from his palm, and comforted him: "You don't have to worry that I won't be able to defeat you. You dare to say, I am very strong."

Xiaojun's gaze towards Lan Huo couldn't help but start to drift.

He asked in a daze, "Are you magic?"

Su Ling: Huh?

Xiaojun asked with some uncertainty: "Is there any activity on the forum? Are you playing some prank?"

Su Ling finally realized what was wrong, and slowly frowned.

Xiaojun was still struggling, frowned and shook his head vigorously: "No, how did you know my home address? Oh, I filled it out when I registered... But, has the forum been so aggressive lately?"

"Wait a minute," Su Ling didn't understand, and said confusedly, "What are you talking about?"

Sheng Ze and Gu Qing looked at each other, then took a few steps forward, and pressed Su Ling's shoulder from behind.

Su Ling turned her head in confusion.

Sheng Ze looked at Xiaojun and said firmly, "You are human."

Xiaojun was stunned for a moment, not knowing whether to laugh or cry, he said, "Aren't you too?"

Sheng Ze paused for a moment, his eyes suddenly became a little sympathetic: "We are not."

Lu Qing sneered, stepping on the moonlight lazily and said: "You have been hanging out in the forum for so long, don't you know that we are all ghosts?"

The corners of Xiaojun's eyes twitched fiercely, and a touch of helplessness appeared in his heart.

——These people are too involved in the drama, right?No wonder they wanted to break into the house in the middle of the night, did they really think of themselves as ghosts?

Xiaojun persuaded earnestly: "It's not a bad thing to have hobbies, but it's not good if you get too addicted and affect your life too much. Pranks like yours tonight are illegal, do you understand?"

Sheng Ze seemed to have heard some joke, he laughed and shook his head, "The laws of the world can't restrain us."

Xiaojun's eyes became more and more worried.

The illness of this group of people is worse than he thought!

On the other hand, Su Ling finally came to his senses, opened his eyes wide and dared not say anything: "Is he a human?!"

After receiving Shengze's positive answer, Su Ling felt even more puzzled: "Isn't the interface of the forum connected to Yin Qi? How can people enter the underworld forum?"

Sheng Ze shrugged his shoulders, glanced lightly at Gu Qing, and then betrayed him without hesitation: "I don't know about that. The forum interface was in charge of the forum interface at that time, maybe there is some technical problem."

Gu Qing: ...

He set his sights on Judge Wu who was in charge of this matter.

Judge Wu: ...

Although he is in charge, he doesn't understand technical things!

After going around in a circle, Gu Qing turned his attention back to Su Ling, and said without changing his face: "It is true, but I remember that this project was later handed over to Ksitigarbha King."

There was a malicious smile on Gu Qing's mouth, and he asked Sheng Ze meaningfully: "Why, Ksitigarbha, don't you remember?"

Gu Qing specifically emphasized the pronunciation of the three characters "Ksitigarbha".

Sheng Ze: ...

After being bored for a long time, the aggrieved "Ksitigarbha" Sheng Ze had no choice but to take the blame: "I will investigate carefully when I go back."

"Yeah." Gu Qing joked slowly, "The King of Ksitigarbha must be more careful this time."

Sheng Ze was terrified and had leg cramps when he called "Ksitigarbha" on the left and "Ksitigarbha" on the right. During this time, he had to distract himself to see Su Ling's face, constantly guessing whether the other party had become suspicious.

After a while, Lord Ghost King aged at a speed visible to the naked eye.

Su Ling was taken aback, and said in amazement: "Ah Ze, what's wrong with your face?!"

With a vicissitudes on his face, Sheng Ze choked speechlessly, before sighing after a while: "I was just thinking, the ancients were really very wise."

——For example, the ancients said, self-inflicted evil, what and what.

It makes perfect sense.

Su Ling was full of question marks by this thoughtless sentence.

"Cough cough." Lu Qing coughed dryly twice, rolled his eyes at his younger brother who was running out with his elbows, and pointed in Xiaojun's direction, signaling not to digress.

Su Ling then turned his gaze back to Xiaojun.

"The eyes are clear, the seal is shiny, and there is no ghost aura." Su Ling looked at it carefully for a long time, and finally came to this conclusion.

Xiaojun hugged the quilt and said weakly: "Master..."

Su Ling shook her head: "No, I'm not a master."

Xiaojun bit the quilt and whispered: "Then you are?"

Su Ling grinned her white teeth: "Didn't you just say that those of us messing around in the forum are all ghosts."

Xiaojun was about to cry: "Stop joking."

Su Ling stared at a pair of watery deer eyes, her face full of innocence: "I'm not kidding, look at the fire in my palm."

As he spoke, Su Ling lightly pushed the blue fire up, and the faint blue flame rose into the air, floating in the air and drawing the shape of a rose.

After finishing the last stroke, the ball of fire circled around Xiaojun again in a quick circle.

Unlike the flames in the world, when the fire approached Xiaojun, Xiaojun only felt that the temperature of the whole air had dropped, and a layer of goosebumps appeared on his skin, which made him tremble involuntarily.

With a hook of Su Ling's finger, Lan Huo obediently returned to his palm and extinguished safely.

Boss Su smiled very easy-going: "This is the fire in the palm of your hand, which can eliminate the bad luck and negative energy you have caused...Have you changed your mind now?"

Xiaojun glanced at him weakly, held back for a long time, and then commented in a soft voice: "The magic is very beautiful."

A black line appeared on Su Ling's forehead.

Then, Boss Su began to roll up his sleeves.

Sheng Ze's strong palm pressed down on Su Ling in time.

He chuckled, and said in a low voice, "No matter how much you say, it's better to let him see it by himself."

After finishing speaking, Sheng Ze reached out and tapped Xiaojun's eyes, and reminded: "I opened the yin and yang eyes for you for a day. What kind of suspicious person you are talking about, you can go and see for yourself."

Xiaojun only felt a blur in front of his eyes, and when he opened his eyes again, the whole world changed.

In his room, there was the soul of a black cat in the corner, it showed a strange smile that almost occupied half of its face, and after a while, the pair of dark green eyeballs rolled down like a pair of glass beads;

And beside his bed, squatting a big-headed ghost whose head is bigger than his body, sighing from time to time, and every time he sighs, a finger will fall from his body;

And on top of his head, even though it hasn't formed yet, there is a faint ghost shadow that is about to break through the ceiling...

Xiaojun's materialistic worldview was shattered in an instant, and he blurted out, "Prosperity, democracy, civilization, harmony, freedom, equality, and the rule of law..."

The author has something to say: Xiaojun: Socialism save me! ! !

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Congratulations to the following little angels who can get [Socialist Core Values] BUFF~!

BUFF function: Comes with the ghost attribute, lasts for three days, you can see ghosts with severed heads, big-headed ghosts, small-headed ghosts, double-headed ghosts in the world... There are all kinds of strange ghosts, there is always one that suits you!

(Socialism: ??? What misunderstanding do you have about my role?)

Thanks to the little angel who irrigated [nutrient solution]:

8 bottles of Lingran; 5 bottles of [Zhiyu]; 1 bottle of Lingmou.