The bosses in the whole hell are pretending to be cute

"My lord, do you want to catch it and go back to be the fourth Shura?" Su Ling asked, shaking the water.

The ghost king pinched his tail hesitantly, and gave a vague "hmm".

Su Ling looked at the great white shark and hesitated to speak: "But as Shura, is he..."

Breed a bit out of place?

Sheng Ze paused for a moment with his hand touching the fish, and then he came back to understand what Su Ling was saying.

When the law enforcement hall was established, the structure was established. The hall was headed by the ghost king, and there were four Shuras under its name.Over the years, the other three Asuras have worked diligently, and the image of red, blue, and white is deeply rooted in the hearts of the people.

But only this last vacant seat has not been able to wait for its owner.

In fact, Sheng Ze's idea just now was very simple. He just wanted to catch someone who could fight for the Law Enforcement Hall, and then molest Su Ling by the way. He didn't think too much about it.

But when Su Ling said this, Sheng Ze suddenly felt a little tempted.

He stroked the back of the little dolphin with his hand, and began to lose his mind in an open and honest manner—the fourth Shura is a shark or something, does it sound unusually intriguing? ? ?

"White Shark, let me ask you, why do you want to disturb the human world?" Now that he thought about it, Sheng Ze became serious, he had to carefully question the character of this shark.

The great white shark was haunted by the ghost king's black energy, and the fish was under the eaves, so he had to lower his head and said: "I just made a few steamed buns, and the ingredients I used were real seafood, so how can I disturb the world?"

Speaking of which, Great White Shark himself feels aggrieved—he just likes making steamed buns, how could he be reduced to the point of being bitten by piranhas?

Even fighting with Su Ling, it was because Chang Bai made trouble first.

Sheng Ze was noncommittal, and asked again: "Since it is a normal ingredient, why do those people say it is delicious after eating it?"

Great White Shark said angrily, "Of course it's because it's delicious!"

Sheng Ze recalled the scene of eating steamed stuffed buns, the corner of his mouth twitched and he had a headache: "Nonsense."

"It's delicious, but you don't know how to appreciate it." Great White Shark muttered dissatisfiedly, "So I added a little bit of poppy at most."

Sheng Ze picked out his ears: "What did you say?"

The great white shark was confident: "Poppy poppy! Mix poppy pollen with talisman paper, and it will have miraculous effects after taking it."

Sheng Ze: ...

Sheng Ze pointed at Su Ling's back, and thoughtfully said, "What talisman paper did you mix?"

It's fine to make mortals fascinated by eating buns, but there is even the ability to turn ghosts into ocean babies!

"It's nothing, it's what we marine animals will eat from birth, and it's really...milk powder?" Great White Shark was also puzzled.

Su Ling and other ghosts suddenly fell silent.

Sheng Ze wisely skipped this topic. What effect does the addition of "milk powder" to poppies have? We can wait until the great white shark goes to the underworld.

"Forget it, White Shark, let me ask you, are you willing to follow me to the underworld?" Lord Ghost King asked with downcast eyes.

The Great White Shark looked at Su Ling's obedient appearance under the hands of the Ghost King, hesitated for a moment, and still refused: "The only thing I want is to have a meal."

Meng Xiaoman and Shi Kongzan cast admiring gazes at the great white shark.

——True warrior!

Dare to face the threat of power.

Dare to refuse the ghost king's request.

Lord Ghost King was not too angry, but thought for a long time, and suddenly said: "You have entered the Law Enforcement Hall, I guarantee that everyone in the underworld will dare not refuse to eat your buns."

The ghosts watching:? ? ?

Great White Shark's face was filled with joy, and he bowed without hesitation: "I am willing to listen to Lord Ghost King's orders!"

I have long heard that the underworld is overcrowded, and the population is measured in millions. Each person eats one steamed stuffed bun, which means at least 300 million people a day, and a year is...

Great White Shark couldn't help showing a happy smile.

At the same time, Yan Wang, who was approving official documents in the underworld, suddenly felt a chill on his back and sneezed.

……

Before leaving, the ghost king's eyes suddenly fell on Shi Kongbu, and he paused for a few seconds thoughtfully.

Stone empty burial:?

The Ghost King chuckled and looked at Su Ling: "I still lack a Shura."

Su Ling nodded, he knew about it.

The ghost king is hidden in the black air, his face is unknown, but his tone seems to contain some teasing meaning: "White Shark may not be able to take the role."

Su Ling nodded again, indicating that he also knew about it.

"So..." Ghost King paused for a moment, and finally said his ultimate goal, "I see that this monk under your command is very suitable. I wonder if Boss Su is willing to part with you?"

Su Ling: Huh?

Shi Kongbu: Huh? !

Su Ling looked at the eye stone empty burial in confusion.

Shi Kongzun looked at him with tears in his eyes, his body trembling and spraying ink, his expression full of pleading for help.

Su Ling glanced at the hand that was touching his head again, and immediately betrayed: "Yes, yes, it is his blessing that the air burial can enter your eyes."

Stone empty burial: ...

The ghost king hooked his fingers around the dolphin's chin, and said with a smile, "Good boy."

Shi Kongbu shuddered silently.

Before leaving, the ghost king asked the great white shark to change everyone back to their original shape, and then flew into the ground with the other party's fat body.

With a bitter face, Shi Kongzang begged Sheng Ze for mercy: "Lord Ghost King, that matter was all Bai Wuchang's idea..."

Sheng Ze raised his eyebrows unclearly: "What's the matter?"

It was the thing that bullied you when you were a crab!

But Shi Kongbu didn't dare to speak out to remind Lord Ghost King of his dark history.

Sheng Ze sneered, and comforted him: "Don't worry, you, Xiao Man, I will not lose any of you, the judge."

(Wu Juan: What does it matter to me???)

Shi Kongbu instantly became a bitter face.

Sheng Ze glanced at him, calmed down slightly, and said, "Don't you want to go back and save all the evil spirits?"

Shi Kongzun was stunned, a little speechless.

The last time Shengze showed his hand in the underworld, saving all the evil spirits with Buddhism.Since then, Shi Kongbu has realized something, and his previous compassion has returned, so he really wants to go back to the underworld for a try.

Sheng Ze reminded him: "If it was not possible before, it may not be impossible now. If you encounter difficulties, think about Wu Pan and me."

Shi Kong buried his head full of question marks: "What is the explanation for this?"

Sheng Ze said leisurely: "If you encounter a matter that can be solved with your mouth, you should think more about Wu Pan; if you encounter a matter that can be resolved with your fist, you should think of me."

Shi Kongbu understood in seconds.

——Learn Wu Pan's talkative spirit, and learn Sheng Ze's bullying methods.

With a two-pronged approach, both civil and military, and the successful case of Purdue, there should be no more problems.

Well, that's probably what Sheng Ze meant.

After a while, Shi Kongbu and Bai Sha were thrown into the Law Enforcement Hall, and Sheng Ze hurried back behind Su Ling.

Meng Xiaoman surrounded Su Ling, gossiping: "Boss, what is the relationship between you and the Ghost King?"

Su Ling asked vaguely, "What's the relationship between fans and idols?"

Meng Xiaoman obviously didn't believe it, and asked again: "Then what if you were asked to choose between Ghost King and Sheng Ze?"

Sheng Ze silently pricked up his ears.

Su Ling thought for a while, and couldn't laugh or cry: "I can't choose."

"No, assuming there are only Ghost King and Sheng Ze left in the world, you must choose one as your companion. Who will you choose?" Meng Xiaoman insisted.

Su Ling rubbed her chin, hesitated: "Then... Shengze."

Sheng Ze raised his eyebrows, and the corners of his eyes were stained with color.

Meng Xiaoman didn't even bother to look at the male peacock that was spreading its tail, and asked curiously, "Why?"

"I have an admiration for the Ghost King..."

Su Ling's gaze swept over Sheng Ze calmly, and then suddenly brought out a smile: "And I still don't know what the ghost king looks like, what if the ghost king's appearance... is different? "

Meng Xiaoman didn't dare to answer.

——Boss, you really dare to say it!

Sheng Ze's face darkened all of a sudden, and he walked angrily at the front.

Su Ling suppressed a smile, and suddenly said: "No, I'd better choose the ghost king."

Meng Xiaoman: "Why?!"

Boss, why are you so fickle!

Sheng Ze slowed down unconsciously, waiting for the next sentence.

Su Ling said solemnly: "Ksitigarbha seems to be unable to defeat Lord Ghost King."

shallow!

Can the charm of ghosts be judged by pure force?

Sheng Ze thought angrily.

Su Lingyou didn't think it was enough, and licked the corner of his lips with the tip of his tongue and added: "Besides, I have known Lord Ghost King for a longer time, so it seems that Ghost King is better in terms of emotion and reason."

madness!

Can the relationship between ghosts and ghosts be measured by time?

Sheng Ze continued to slander.

Su Ling smiled at Xiaoman: "Of course, my admiration for the ghost king is like a torrential river, and I really dare not have that kind of thinking... It's good to make this joke privately, so that the ghost king can really hear it." , I'm afraid I really have to settle accounts with you."

Sheng Ze exhaled aggrievedly.

——Hearing him defending the "Ghost King" like this, I feel inexplicably in a bad mood!

Su Ling called his name suddenly and said, "Aze, what do you think?"

Sheng Ze: ...What did I say?

"Do you expect me to choose you or the ghost king?" Su Ling asked innocently, tilting her head.

Sheng Ze: ...

Only then did he realize that this problem was a trap!

He is not happy to choose "Ghost King", but is he happy to choose "Shengze"?

Sheng Ze felt that he was going to have a myocardial infarction.

Su Ling smiled, lowered her eyes, covering the trace of consideration in her eyes.

The night the great white shark came to the underworld, the underworld forum exploded.

1L: The fourth Shura in Law Enforcement Hall is actually a shark...!

2L: Sharks are fine, and there is a bald monk who loves to chant scriptures by his side all year round. Who can stand it if he catches a ghost and says he will save you?

3L: The unbearable thing is not only chanting scriptures... Can you imagine the feeling of being stuffed with a steamed stuffed bun by the Law Enforcement Hall while walking on the road?At that moment, I felt the fear of being dominated by Meng Po again.

4L: Baozi?Send out buns? ?Has the law enforcement hall changed to a canteen?

5L: I understand how 3L feels. 4L, this matter is really difficult to explain in words, you will understand after you go around the Law Enforcement Hall a few more times.

……

Building N: I am 4L, I am back.I understand. [Crying and weeping.jpg]

All the ghosts in the underworld remember that in the midnight of lightning and thunder, the new list of top ten killer weapons was released, grandly becoming the deepest nightmare in the hearts of all ghosts.

For several nights in a row, half of the ghosts who fell into the nightmare muttered over and over again, "I don't want to be saved, I don't want to be saved", while the other half kept chanting "I don't eat buns, I don't eat buns".

The scene can be said to be very harmonious.

Yan Wang paused when he picked up his pen, and looked at the thriving(?) state of the underworld, and Shi Kongbuy, who had obviously opened up(?) after going out for a trip, and muttered with relief: "It seems that in the future, it is necessary to go to Su Ling. Internships in the company are regarded as the primary training for entry into the local government."

The author has something to say: [Small Theater]

Meng Xiaoman: Welcome to the part where you choose, choose, choose, choose, choose, choose, choose, choose, choose, choose, choose, choose, choose, today's guest - Su Ling.Boss Su, if you want to choose an employee, who would you choose between Sheng Ze and the King of Ghosts?

Su Ling: Ghost King.

Meng Xiaoman: Where are Judge Wu and Judge?

Su Ling: Judge.

Meng Xiaoman: What about the Chang brothers and Black and White Impermanence?

Su Ling: Impermanence.

Meng Xiaoman: Where are Xiaoman and Po Meng?

Su Ling: ...Choose you.

Meng Xiaoman (happy): Only I was chosen~~~

Hades: ... MDZZ! ! !

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Thanks to the little angel who irrigated [nutrient solution]:

10 bottles of Nan; 5 bottles of Xiaoyu; Ling Yin said she was dry, and 1 bottle of Jin Jue.

Congratulations to the above little angels for getting two small notes——

[Ranking Seven of the Top Ten Killers]: The bald monk's "surpass".

[Ranking five of the top ten killer weapons]: The fourth Shura's "bun".

The champion of this issue can choose one of the following drops: monks chanting sutras for half an hour, black steamed stuffed buns 1 catties, Mengpo soup an iron pot.