The bosses in the whole hell are pretending to be cute
Chapter 50 Super Fanboy
In fact, in the end, he didn't really do anything to Sheng Ze when Shi Kong buried him.After all, the ghost king is still their boss.
——That is to say, with his eight claws, he and Xiao Man came together for a set of mixed doubles.
Only.
In short, these are not important.The important thing is that after coming from Shengze, it was the first time for Shi Kongzan to be so refreshed, even the depression of being forced to be a squid has been relieved a lot.
In contrast, Sheng Ze's back was a little sluggish.
However, this is not enough...
When they arrived at the company, Su Ling left Wu Juan and the others behind, and took Shengze's little crab to a critical meeting very seriously. The central idea revolved around "It was too dangerous just now, how could you just run around?"
Sheng Ze pointed at himself sadly: "I, Ksitigarbha, have no habit of hiding behind others."
Su Ling: ... No, how do I remember that you hid behind me happily before?
"No matter what, you have become a crab. People who were able to beat you before may not be able to beat you now, and you are so young, what if someone picks you up and uses it to make steamed crabs..."
Su Ling chanted for a full ten minutes, euphemistically calling it "strengthening safety education".
Twenty minutes later, Su Ling said she was tired and took a glass of water for her thirsty self.
Taking advantage of the break, Sheng Ze was about to open his mouth to bring this passage, when he heard Su Ling holding a water glass, beckoning to Pan Wu and saying, "Come here, let Aze continue."
Sheng Ze:? ? ?
Wu Pan ran over erratically, and analyzed how dangerous it was just now.
Sheng Ze: ...
Shi Kongzan and Meng Xiaoman deeply carried forward the spirit of "While he is sick, let him die", taking advantage of Shengze's current military strength, they laughed unscrupulously, and echoed Wu Pan from time to time: "Yes, it's too dangerous gone."
"Yeah, yeah, it's too impulsive."
"That's right, you have to reflect on yourself."
——In short, it accurately conveyed the meaning of "Why are you so willful and unreasonable?"
Sheng Ze felt that the whole world was "buzzing": ...Oh my god, help me, I want to die QAQ.
Wu Juan's nonsense is not at the same level as Su Ling's.
Su Ling was so tired that he drank two glasses of water in less than half an hour, but Wu Pan—
Two 10 minutes...
half an hour...
One hour……
an hour and a half later...
Even Meng Xiaoman and Shi Kongbu, who agreed, were so tired that they leaned against the basin wall and began to doze off, but Wu Juan started a new topic with great interest.
Su Ling couldn't stand it anymore, and silently handed him hot water.
As a result, Wu Juan took the water glass without looking at it, and put it aside, and his mouth did not stop in the process.
Sheng Ze was dizzy and couldn't bear it anymore, interrupted him, and even admitted his mistake with humiliation: "Okay, even if I didn't think carefully this time. But how does this matter involve us to love Can't Heping go up there casually?"
Wu Juan blinked—yes, how did you pull it off?
"Okay, okay, it's good if you know you're wrong." Su Ling smoothed things over, and brought this critique meeting to a successful conclusion, "There will be a battle in three days, everyone, let's think about any spells that can be used underwater."
……
The next day, the news that the owner of the bun shop turned into a great white shark spread throughout H City.
The human forum and the underworld forum expressed two completely different attitudes towards this.
Human Forum——
"Fake, you turned into a great white shark, why don't you say you turned into a beautiful girl?"
"No picture, you say a stick!"
"Is it useless to spread rumors now?"
Hell Forum——
"I heard that everyone's electronic equipment was broken at the time, and they couldn't take pictures and record videos... This trick sounds familiar to me."
"Yeah, the one who has this ability and is still messing around in the world, isn't that Su company."
"Yes, it's that Ling Company."
Public opinion has gone through the rumors of "Great White Shark Walking in the World Making Buns" on the Fantasy Channel, to the rumor of "The Baozi Shop uses shark meat to make buns" on the Environmental Protection Channel, and to the rumor of "The owner of the Baozi Shop is suspected of eating human flesh" on the Horror Channel.
After fermentation, even the word "suspected" disappeared, and "the owner of the bun shop eats human flesh" somehow became definite news.
This rumor sounds far more reliable (?) than the truth of "the boss transforms into a great white shark and fights a baby dolphin", so people have expressed that the animal world does not exist!Eating human flesh is the truth in the world!
#On how rumors are formed#
As for the reaction of the regular customers of the steamed stuffed bun shop who heard the news, they couldn't guess what kind of reaction they would have.
The owner of the steamed stuffed bun shop became an Internet celebrity for no reason. In order to avoid being tracked by the police, he simply changed back into a great white shark and hid in the shark tank of the aquarium.
Aquarium feeder: ...?
Why is the latest feed always consumed so quickly?
Finally, three days later, it was time for Su Ling and the others to make an appointment.
Su Ling jumped into the pool with a "puff", looked at the great white shark and exclaimed, "The food is good, I've gained weight after a few days."
Great White Shark snorted coldly, and said impatiently: "Let's gossip less, do you want to go up together or one by one?"
With a solemn face, Su Ling said: "We are a serious company, and we can't do such things that take advantage of others' dangers, so of course... we will do it together!"
Great White Shark: ...
Su Ling has reason and evidence: "Look at your body shape, do you have the nerve to challenge us one-on-one?"
Great White Shark: Is it my fault for being fat?
With a flick of its tail, the great white shark rushed towards Su Ling and the others with a wide grin.
Su Ling dodged in a hurry, and shouted at Chang Bai and Chang Wu who were watching by the pool: "Throw it away!"
Great White Shark's eyelids twitched, and he suddenly felt uneasy.
Chang Bai and Chang Wu worked together to lift a large water tank, and dumped the objects hidden in it down.
The great white shark looked at the small black dots that kept falling from above, and couldn't help but sneered: "It's just these little things? Huh."
Su Ling was grinning, and her fins were moving cutely: "Don't worry."
The great white shark's dismissive expression stopped abruptly when he saw the little black dot clearly.
"Eat, piranha?!" Great White Shark exclaimed angrily.
"Children, charge the duck!" Su Ling's chubby body led hundreds of piranhas, surrounding the great white sharks.
A piranha broke through first and quietly took a bite on the belly of the great white shark.
The great white shark has rough skin and thick flesh, and the piranha almost bit his teeth so hard that he opened a small hole in it.However, with the smell of blood, the surrounding piranhas became restless.
The great white shark's eyes turned red with anger: "Shameless!!"
Su Ling was scolded, but she didn't feel ashamed at all. Instead, she calmly formed a circle with Sheng Ze, Meng Xiaoman and other animals, forming an inconspicuous formation, trapping the great white shark below.
The piranhas smelled blood, hesitated for a few seconds, and rushed forward, all heading towards the great white shark.
——As for Su Ling and the others, they had already applied the piranha-avoiding potion, so they were not noticed by the piranhas.
The great white shark resisted fiercely, biting off the bodies of each piranha with its fangs. For a while, the water in the aquarium was thick with blood.The great white shark was attacked by many piranhas, and the skin was scarred, but the whole fish had a tendency to fight more and more fiercely.
Sheng Ze floated up and down in the water unsteadily, and said with a little appreciation: "The fighting power is good."
——It is very suitable to be taken back as a member of the Law Enforcement Hall.
Shi Kongzang's heart skipped a beat, and he looked at Sheng Ze with an inquisitive look.
Sheng Ze didn't notice Shi Kongbu's gaze, but looked at the great white shark thoughtfully, obviously planning something.
Suddenly, Sheng Ze turned his head and looked at Shi Kongbu with a smile.
Stone empty burial: ...
Taking advantage of Su Ling's inattention, Shi Kongbu refused first, "I won't do this."
Sheng Ze said in surprise, "I haven't said what I want to do yet."
Shi Kong buried a cold face: "I guessed it."
"Oh?" Sheng Ze's tone was unclear, and he said slowly, "That's not necessarily the case."
Shi Kongbu hesitated for three seconds, but still frowned and asked, "Otherwise, what do you want to do?"
Sheng Ze smiled: "I want to take Bai Sha back to the Law Enforcement Hall, you help me hold Su Ling, and don't let him find out my identity."
Shi Kongbu: ...So it really is this matter!
"Actually, now you are the Ksitigarbha King, as long as you open your mouth, the boss will not deny you face." Shi Kongjian reminded.
Sheng Ze licked the corner of his mouth, and smiled meaningfully: "Appearing as the ghost king is more than just the benefit."
Shi Kongbu was full of question marks, and when he didn't pay attention, he saw Shengze forcibly transforming himself from a crab into a black mass of human nature, with the famous Demon Slaying Knife in his hand.
Because of forcibly breaking the restraint of the great white shark, Sheng Ze lost his mind and a trace of blood oozed from the corner of his mouth.
Shi Kongzun looked at him with an increasingly weird expression—the Lord Ghost King would return to his original body even if he was injured, which made him even more curious about the "benefit" that the Ghost King said.
Sheng Ze wiped the back of his hand nonchalantly to wipe off the blood, and shot out with a burst of black air, protecting the great white shark within.
Su Ling seemed to have sensed something, and when he raised his eyes, he suddenly found the "Master Ghost King" who was coming!
"This shark is predestined to my underworld, I want to take it away, and I ask Boss Su to be merciful." Ghost King whispered.
Great White Shark finally got away from the endless attacks, looked at Ghost King with a slight look of disdain, but thinking of his own situation, he finally swallowed back the taunting words.
Su Ling bit her lower lip and stared at him blankly.
Then in the next second, all the ghosts present saw that Su Ling seemed to have a small tail growing out of his back, and ran over, shaking and shaking at the King of Ghosts.
That posture, that look in the eyes, is even more dog-legged than a dumpling begging for food! ! !
"My lord, please feel free!" Su Ling stared.
The ghost king was stunned for a moment, then suddenly stretched out a clean hand, touched the head of little Su Ling's dolphin, and praised in a low voice, "Good boy."
Following his movements, Su Ling's body turned pale pink, and his tail flicked the water excitedly, turning into a little pink dolphin!
Meng Xiaoman and other ghosts:? ! !
The ghost king picked up the little dolphin unceremoniously, and the depression of being bullied by Shi Kongbu and being nagged by Wu Pan was swept away.
Su Ling obediently lay under the Ghost King's hand the whole time, and it was okay to be motionless, but she had a happy expression on her face, and it was clearly written - "I am so happy that the idol touched me!"
Shi Kongzun almost spat out a mouthful of blood.
So this is the so-called "benefit"?
Meng Xiaoman couldn't see it, and whispered to Shi Kongbu: "I never expected that the boss is actually the super fan of Lord Ghost King."
Across a layer of water, Chang Bai stroked his chin thoughtfully: "In other words, which one is the boss's favorite for Sheng Ze or for the King of Ghosts?"
The King of Ghosts who listened all over the ear: ... That's right!
May I ask, what should I do if I accidentally become my rival in love? !
The author has something to say: [Underworld Forum]
1L: That Su company has started to make trouble again.
2L: What Ling company is the host talking about?
3L: You are so courageous. A cousin of mine mentioned this company in the forum, but he was banned for a week.
4L: Wow, Su Ling's background is so hard?
5L: ... 4L mighty.
……
Building N: Hey, hey, 4L, are you still there?still alive? ? ?
-----
Thanks to the little angel who irrigated [nutrient solution]: Ling Yin said that she withered 1 bottle.
Congratulations to the little reporter Ling Yin for obtaining the qualification of [Underworld Forum Administrator]—function authority: maintain the forum, delete fights and connotation posts; main responsibility: take the blame for the ghost king who deleted the posts privately by fake Gongji.
——That is to say, with his eight claws, he and Xiao Man came together for a set of mixed doubles.
Only.
In short, these are not important.The important thing is that after coming from Shengze, it was the first time for Shi Kongzan to be so refreshed, even the depression of being forced to be a squid has been relieved a lot.
In contrast, Sheng Ze's back was a little sluggish.
However, this is not enough...
When they arrived at the company, Su Ling left Wu Juan and the others behind, and took Shengze's little crab to a critical meeting very seriously. The central idea revolved around "It was too dangerous just now, how could you just run around?"
Sheng Ze pointed at himself sadly: "I, Ksitigarbha, have no habit of hiding behind others."
Su Ling: ... No, how do I remember that you hid behind me happily before?
"No matter what, you have become a crab. People who were able to beat you before may not be able to beat you now, and you are so young, what if someone picks you up and uses it to make steamed crabs..."
Su Ling chanted for a full ten minutes, euphemistically calling it "strengthening safety education".
Twenty minutes later, Su Ling said she was tired and took a glass of water for her thirsty self.
Taking advantage of the break, Sheng Ze was about to open his mouth to bring this passage, when he heard Su Ling holding a water glass, beckoning to Pan Wu and saying, "Come here, let Aze continue."
Sheng Ze:? ? ?
Wu Pan ran over erratically, and analyzed how dangerous it was just now.
Sheng Ze: ...
Shi Kongzan and Meng Xiaoman deeply carried forward the spirit of "While he is sick, let him die", taking advantage of Shengze's current military strength, they laughed unscrupulously, and echoed Wu Pan from time to time: "Yes, it's too dangerous gone."
"Yeah, yeah, it's too impulsive."
"That's right, you have to reflect on yourself."
——In short, it accurately conveyed the meaning of "Why are you so willful and unreasonable?"
Sheng Ze felt that the whole world was "buzzing": ...Oh my god, help me, I want to die QAQ.
Wu Juan's nonsense is not at the same level as Su Ling's.
Su Ling was so tired that he drank two glasses of water in less than half an hour, but Wu Pan—
Two 10 minutes...
half an hour...
One hour……
an hour and a half later...
Even Meng Xiaoman and Shi Kongbu, who agreed, were so tired that they leaned against the basin wall and began to doze off, but Wu Juan started a new topic with great interest.
Su Ling couldn't stand it anymore, and silently handed him hot water.
As a result, Wu Juan took the water glass without looking at it, and put it aside, and his mouth did not stop in the process.
Sheng Ze was dizzy and couldn't bear it anymore, interrupted him, and even admitted his mistake with humiliation: "Okay, even if I didn't think carefully this time. But how does this matter involve us to love Can't Heping go up there casually?"
Wu Juan blinked—yes, how did you pull it off?
"Okay, okay, it's good if you know you're wrong." Su Ling smoothed things over, and brought this critique meeting to a successful conclusion, "There will be a battle in three days, everyone, let's think about any spells that can be used underwater."
……
The next day, the news that the owner of the bun shop turned into a great white shark spread throughout H City.
The human forum and the underworld forum expressed two completely different attitudes towards this.
Human Forum——
"Fake, you turned into a great white shark, why don't you say you turned into a beautiful girl?"
"No picture, you say a stick!"
"Is it useless to spread rumors now?"
Hell Forum——
"I heard that everyone's electronic equipment was broken at the time, and they couldn't take pictures and record videos... This trick sounds familiar to me."
"Yeah, the one who has this ability and is still messing around in the world, isn't that Su company."
"Yes, it's that Ling Company."
Public opinion has gone through the rumors of "Great White Shark Walking in the World Making Buns" on the Fantasy Channel, to the rumor of "The Baozi Shop uses shark meat to make buns" on the Environmental Protection Channel, and to the rumor of "The owner of the Baozi Shop is suspected of eating human flesh" on the Horror Channel.
After fermentation, even the word "suspected" disappeared, and "the owner of the bun shop eats human flesh" somehow became definite news.
This rumor sounds far more reliable (?) than the truth of "the boss transforms into a great white shark and fights a baby dolphin", so people have expressed that the animal world does not exist!Eating human flesh is the truth in the world!
#On how rumors are formed#
As for the reaction of the regular customers of the steamed stuffed bun shop who heard the news, they couldn't guess what kind of reaction they would have.
The owner of the steamed stuffed bun shop became an Internet celebrity for no reason. In order to avoid being tracked by the police, he simply changed back into a great white shark and hid in the shark tank of the aquarium.
Aquarium feeder: ...?
Why is the latest feed always consumed so quickly?
Finally, three days later, it was time for Su Ling and the others to make an appointment.
Su Ling jumped into the pool with a "puff", looked at the great white shark and exclaimed, "The food is good, I've gained weight after a few days."
Great White Shark snorted coldly, and said impatiently: "Let's gossip less, do you want to go up together or one by one?"
With a solemn face, Su Ling said: "We are a serious company, and we can't do such things that take advantage of others' dangers, so of course... we will do it together!"
Great White Shark: ...
Su Ling has reason and evidence: "Look at your body shape, do you have the nerve to challenge us one-on-one?"
Great White Shark: Is it my fault for being fat?
With a flick of its tail, the great white shark rushed towards Su Ling and the others with a wide grin.
Su Ling dodged in a hurry, and shouted at Chang Bai and Chang Wu who were watching by the pool: "Throw it away!"
Great White Shark's eyelids twitched, and he suddenly felt uneasy.
Chang Bai and Chang Wu worked together to lift a large water tank, and dumped the objects hidden in it down.
The great white shark looked at the small black dots that kept falling from above, and couldn't help but sneered: "It's just these little things? Huh."
Su Ling was grinning, and her fins were moving cutely: "Don't worry."
The great white shark's dismissive expression stopped abruptly when he saw the little black dot clearly.
"Eat, piranha?!" Great White Shark exclaimed angrily.
"Children, charge the duck!" Su Ling's chubby body led hundreds of piranhas, surrounding the great white sharks.
A piranha broke through first and quietly took a bite on the belly of the great white shark.
The great white shark has rough skin and thick flesh, and the piranha almost bit his teeth so hard that he opened a small hole in it.However, with the smell of blood, the surrounding piranhas became restless.
The great white shark's eyes turned red with anger: "Shameless!!"
Su Ling was scolded, but she didn't feel ashamed at all. Instead, she calmly formed a circle with Sheng Ze, Meng Xiaoman and other animals, forming an inconspicuous formation, trapping the great white shark below.
The piranhas smelled blood, hesitated for a few seconds, and rushed forward, all heading towards the great white shark.
——As for Su Ling and the others, they had already applied the piranha-avoiding potion, so they were not noticed by the piranhas.
The great white shark resisted fiercely, biting off the bodies of each piranha with its fangs. For a while, the water in the aquarium was thick with blood.The great white shark was attacked by many piranhas, and the skin was scarred, but the whole fish had a tendency to fight more and more fiercely.
Sheng Ze floated up and down in the water unsteadily, and said with a little appreciation: "The fighting power is good."
——It is very suitable to be taken back as a member of the Law Enforcement Hall.
Shi Kongzang's heart skipped a beat, and he looked at Sheng Ze with an inquisitive look.
Sheng Ze didn't notice Shi Kongbu's gaze, but looked at the great white shark thoughtfully, obviously planning something.
Suddenly, Sheng Ze turned his head and looked at Shi Kongbu with a smile.
Stone empty burial: ...
Taking advantage of Su Ling's inattention, Shi Kongbu refused first, "I won't do this."
Sheng Ze said in surprise, "I haven't said what I want to do yet."
Shi Kong buried a cold face: "I guessed it."
"Oh?" Sheng Ze's tone was unclear, and he said slowly, "That's not necessarily the case."
Shi Kongbu hesitated for three seconds, but still frowned and asked, "Otherwise, what do you want to do?"
Sheng Ze smiled: "I want to take Bai Sha back to the Law Enforcement Hall, you help me hold Su Ling, and don't let him find out my identity."
Shi Kongbu: ...So it really is this matter!
"Actually, now you are the Ksitigarbha King, as long as you open your mouth, the boss will not deny you face." Shi Kongjian reminded.
Sheng Ze licked the corner of his mouth, and smiled meaningfully: "Appearing as the ghost king is more than just the benefit."
Shi Kongbu was full of question marks, and when he didn't pay attention, he saw Shengze forcibly transforming himself from a crab into a black mass of human nature, with the famous Demon Slaying Knife in his hand.
Because of forcibly breaking the restraint of the great white shark, Sheng Ze lost his mind and a trace of blood oozed from the corner of his mouth.
Shi Kongzun looked at him with an increasingly weird expression—the Lord Ghost King would return to his original body even if he was injured, which made him even more curious about the "benefit" that the Ghost King said.
Sheng Ze wiped the back of his hand nonchalantly to wipe off the blood, and shot out with a burst of black air, protecting the great white shark within.
Su Ling seemed to have sensed something, and when he raised his eyes, he suddenly found the "Master Ghost King" who was coming!
"This shark is predestined to my underworld, I want to take it away, and I ask Boss Su to be merciful." Ghost King whispered.
Great White Shark finally got away from the endless attacks, looked at Ghost King with a slight look of disdain, but thinking of his own situation, he finally swallowed back the taunting words.
Su Ling bit her lower lip and stared at him blankly.
Then in the next second, all the ghosts present saw that Su Ling seemed to have a small tail growing out of his back, and ran over, shaking and shaking at the King of Ghosts.
That posture, that look in the eyes, is even more dog-legged than a dumpling begging for food! ! !
"My lord, please feel free!" Su Ling stared.
The ghost king was stunned for a moment, then suddenly stretched out a clean hand, touched the head of little Su Ling's dolphin, and praised in a low voice, "Good boy."
Following his movements, Su Ling's body turned pale pink, and his tail flicked the water excitedly, turning into a little pink dolphin!
Meng Xiaoman and other ghosts:? ! !
The ghost king picked up the little dolphin unceremoniously, and the depression of being bullied by Shi Kongbu and being nagged by Wu Pan was swept away.
Su Ling obediently lay under the Ghost King's hand the whole time, and it was okay to be motionless, but she had a happy expression on her face, and it was clearly written - "I am so happy that the idol touched me!"
Shi Kongzun almost spat out a mouthful of blood.
So this is the so-called "benefit"?
Meng Xiaoman couldn't see it, and whispered to Shi Kongbu: "I never expected that the boss is actually the super fan of Lord Ghost King."
Across a layer of water, Chang Bai stroked his chin thoughtfully: "In other words, which one is the boss's favorite for Sheng Ze or for the King of Ghosts?"
The King of Ghosts who listened all over the ear: ... That's right!
May I ask, what should I do if I accidentally become my rival in love? !
The author has something to say: [Underworld Forum]
1L: That Su company has started to make trouble again.
2L: What Ling company is the host talking about?
3L: You are so courageous. A cousin of mine mentioned this company in the forum, but he was banned for a week.
4L: Wow, Su Ling's background is so hard?
5L: ... 4L mighty.
……
Building N: Hey, hey, 4L, are you still there?still alive? ? ?
-----
Thanks to the little angel who irrigated [nutrient solution]: Ling Yin said that she withered 1 bottle.
Congratulations to the little reporter Ling Yin for obtaining the qualification of [Underworld Forum Administrator]—function authority: maintain the forum, delete fights and connotation posts; main responsibility: take the blame for the ghost king who deleted the posts privately by fake Gongji.
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