Snow leopards like to bite their tails
Chapter 58
The puppet spirit got up lazily, with a soft voice: "What's the matter? Where's my cat meal?"
The little assistant quickly brought cat food with a moderate temperature.The puppet spirit sniffed it and said, "Okay, take it off. I'll just smell it—I'm losing weight."
After speaking, the puppet spirit began to dress in front of the dressing table.Taking advantage of this gap, the little assistant led Snow Wolf King and Liu Jiao to his side, and introduced to Muppet Jing, "These two are newcomers, one is Xiaojiao and the other is Xiaobai."
The puppet spirit turned his head and said, "Which of you is Xiaojiao? Who is Xiaobai?"
"I'm Xiaojiao." Liujiao replied.
"I'm Xiaobai." Snow Wolf King replied.
The little assistant then introduced: "Xiaojiao is a thug, very good at it. Xiaobai is his husband, so he can't do it at all."
The puppet spirit said in surprise: "Is it impossible to fight at all?"
"It can't be said completely." Snow Wolf said kingly, "But it's best to avoid it."
The puppet spirit looked at the gentle and handsome Snow Wolf King, nodded, and said, "It's okay, he's handsome, so I can forgive you."
As he said that, the puppet was about to stand up, and the little assistant rushed to help him.
"What's the matter? Muppet spirit, are you okay?" Liu Jiao asked with concern—because he saw the puppet spirit trembling when he got up, and he needed the help of his assistant to stand still.
"It's okay, the blood sugar is low." The puppet spirit said, "I lost weight recently."
"Losing weight?" Liujiao said in surprise, "But you don't look fat at all!"
The puppet spirit shook her head and said, "You don't understand, it's another matter to be on camera. Besides, cats tend to get fat..."
Then, the puppet spirit looked at Liujiao again, and said, "You are also a cat, why aren't you fat?"
Liujiao didn't know what to say, and it took a long time before she replied, "I...I'm okay."
The puppet spirit asked again: "Do you eat normally?"
"I..." Liujiao didn't know how to answer, "Is it normal?"
Snow Wolf King said, "It's not normal."
When it was time for the lunch break, the Muppet Actuary really learned the meaning of "not normal".Willow pepper eats a lot, it's all meat, he gnaws and gnaws, he doesn't stop talking for a second.
The puppet spirit couldn't help but said, "How long has it been since you were full?"
"In the peaceful and prosperous age, of course I have enough to eat every day." Liujiao replied.
The puppet spirit blinked her blue eyes, and looked at Liujiao's figure: "Then how do you usually lose weight?"
"I never lose weight." Liujiao said, "What's wrong?"
The puppet spirit was startled, and stopped talking, and turned back to the rest room and said to the little assistant: "That Xiaojiao's speech is so ugly."
The little assistant also said softly: "That's right, the hooligan leader said that although this guy looks pure, he is ruthless in his attacks and poisonous in his words."
The puppet spirit murmured, "It's true that he looks pure, but unfortunately I thought he was a good stubble."
The little assistant said, "You don't like it? Shall I ask someone to replace him?"
"Let's take a look again." The puppet spirit grabbed the cat grass at hand, folded it casually, and chewed it in his mouth to satisfy his greed. "I'm really hungry. I really want to eat meat."
The little assistant looked at the pot of cat grass, but asked, "What's so special about this cat grass? Why do you only eat this?"
The puppet spirit smiled and said, "You don't understand that! This is about the people who deliver the grass—whether they can make a fortune or not depends on this."
The little assistant looked at the puppet spirit in confusion.
The puppet spirit is in the difficult stage of dieting and losing weight. People in this stage are the most irritable - especially when they see people around them eating meat.At this time, let the puppet spirit see the willow peppers eating meat and not gaining any flesh, that is really a great challenge to the puppet spirit.Especially when Liujiao said "I never lose weight", the puppet spirit wanted to slap Liujiao on the spot.
But he held back.
"I'm a high-quality idol now." The puppet took a deep breath, "It will be miserable if someone slaps the assistant's mouth."
In the afternoon, the Muppet Fairy had an announcement.The little assistant, Liu Jiao, and Snow Wolf King sent the Muppet to the radio station for an interview.During the interview, the puppet spirit kept smiling and said: "I just ate a lot! I'm so full now! But I'll be hungry soon. Well, I'm a foodie... Hehe! Keeping fit? What's the matter, I I don’t know, I’ve never gotten fat from eating.”
When the Muppet Man was wearing the smirk necessary for a star while telling the lies that a star must tell, through the glass of the interview room, he saw Liujiao eating pickled pepper and chicken feet outside.The Muppet was so angry that he almost had hypoglycemia on the spot.
Liujiao didn't know that he had become the enemy of the puppet spirit, he was still gnawing on the chicken feet, and asked the little assistant if he wanted it.The little assistant shook his head and said, "Don't eat so deliciously. The puppet spirit will be unhappy."
Liujiao froze for a moment, then said, "Huh?"
Snow Wolf King said: "You can eat whatever you like, don't starve yourself."
Liu Jiao thought for a while, and felt that what the little assistant said made sense.He is losing weight, he shouldn't eat such delicious food in front of people who are losing weight.So, Liujiao quickly finished eating the chicken feet, and then went to the bathroom to wash her hands and rinse her mouth, making sure that she didn't smell of pickled peppers so as not to offend the puppet.
Who knows, he has already provoked the puppet spirit.
After the puppet finished the interview, he sent Liujiao to buy meat skewers in the east of the city and coffee in the west of the city.This stuff is completely out of the way, and it sounds like it's trying to torment him.But Liujiao didn't understand this truth, and was about to agree, but the Snow Wolf King said, "I'll go, Xiaojiao can't go away. He's a thug, and if he leaves, no one will protect you."
The puppet raised his eyes and scolded: "Is it up to me or you? Why is your new assistant such a big idea? If I let him go, he has to go! Did you hear that?"
"Understood." The Snow Wolf King replied lightly, "But Brother Daju ordered us to follow you 24 hours a day. If you are not satisfied, you can tell Brother Daju."
"You—" The puppet was so angry that it wanted to jump up.
Seeing that the puppet was angry, Liujiao hurriedly said, "Okay, I'll go buy it."
Saying that, Liujiao ran around the city, bought meat skewers and coffee and came back.After buying it, the puppet spirit touched the coffee again and said, "The coffee is cold? How do you do things?"
The Snow Wolf King said, "Don't cats eat cold tongues? I think Xiaojiao is for your own good."
The puppet spirit sneered: "I have to thank him if I dare to show my love?"
The Snow Wolf King turned to Liu Jiao and said, "The Puppet Fairy is thanking you."
Liu Jiao was stunned, and smiled, "You're welcome."
The puppet spirit really choked for a moment: "You—"
Snow Wolf King said again: "The next announcement is about to start, please go."
The puppet spirit endured his anger and got into the nanny car, thinking that he would teach these two newcomers a lesson.When it came to the TV drama set, Muppet Jing recently lost weight and his brain was hypoxic. He couldn't remember things and couldn't memorize his lines, so Liujiao ran around the field holding a film full of lines.Liujiao thought it was fun, and walked around holding the sign.
Snow Wolf King sat on a chair beside him, watching while drinking juice.
The director thought that Snow Wolf King was a star after a quick look, so stylish.He took a closer look and said, "Are you the new assistant of Muppets?"
"Yeah." The Snow Wolf King nodded and smiled, "Hi, Director."
The director said: "You look so good-looking, are you interested in filming?"
The Snow Wolf King said, "No."
The director was taken aback: It was the first time he was rejected so simply.
In fact, the director also mentioned it casually. Now, he was rejected, but he became competitive and began to persuade the Snow Wolf King: "No, boy, you have such good conditions, why bother to be an assistant? How good is it to be a star? "
Snow Wolf King said: "Being a celebrity has to stay up all night for filming. I can just sit here and watch. Of course I am so comfortable."
The director choked, and said after a while, "No, don't you have any ambitions?"
"Yes." The Snow Wolf King nodded while drinking the juice.
The director became angry: "Hey, I have to ask you to shoot a scene today!"
"Really not." Snow Wolf King said, "Brother Big Orange has already decided that I will join the Ministry of Public Security. Are you sure you want me to film your movie?"
Upon hearing this, the director said, "Excuse me." After speaking, the director turned around and left.
After the Snow Wolf King dismissed the director, he used his mobile phone to watch Qin Zheng's backstage and watch the memorial.In fact, it is not necessary to use a computer to review the memorials. After all, most memorials are very vague, and Snow Wolf King only needs to reply "read".
The Snow Wolf King just said it well. Although the puppet spirit is not professional and does not memorize his lines, he is still quite tired and stays up late to catch up on the show.The little assistant was also very tired. While enduring the puppet's temper, he served the puppet with tea, rubbed his shoulders and back.Unexpectedly, as soon as the little assistant turned around, he saw Snow Wolf King sitting there playing with his mobile phone!The little assistant became furious: "What's wrong with this newcomer! He's so arrogant!"
The little assistant ran up to Snow Wolf King angrily, and said, "Brother, why are you so awesome?"
The Snow Wolf King only answered truthfully: "I don't know either. It may be born."
The little assistant was so angry that he almost fell on his back, and said, "You don't move when you sit here? Why don't you hurry up and pinch the puppet's legs!"
The Snow Wolf King squinted his eyes and saw that the puppet spirit was resting, and was about to order Liujiao to pinch his legs.The Snow Wolf King stood up, walked to the puppet spirit, and said, "My wife is very strong, and I'm afraid she might break your leg."
The puppet smiled vigorously: "Then you pinch it?"
"I can't." Snow Wolf King said.
The puppet spirit asked, "Why not?"
The Snow Wolf King said, "Because I don't want to."
The puppet was so angry that he slapped the table: "If you say you don't want to, you don't want to?"
"En." The Snow Wolf King nodded.
The puppet was furious: "Did you come to be my assistant, or my ancestor?"
The Snow Wolf King showed a stern look, and said, "Brother Big Orange asked me to see if you have followed the company's arrangement."
Snow Wolf King said this with a gloomy face, and the puppet spirit was immediately stunned.
The Snow Wolf King said solemnly again: "The company is already dissatisfied with your work attitude, and I hope you can adjust your position."
The puppet spirit was suddenly overwhelmed by the majesty of the Snow Wolf King, and was a little timid: "I...I...I'm just working now?"
But Snow Wolf King said: "I can't memorize the lines, what kind of job is it? I won't report to Brother Big Orange this time, next time you can do it yourself."
The puppet spirit and the little assistant hugged together, and said with trepidation: "Yes, little white brother."
The Snow Wolf King sat down and said, "Which one of you wants to pinch your legs now?"
The Muppet Essence and the little assistant shook their heads: "Don't pinch, don't pinch..."
The Snow Wolf King snorted coldly, took off the script plaque hanging on Liujiao, and threw it in front of the puppet spirit: "Recite the script, right away."
"Yes, Brother Bai." The puppet spirit nodded like a pounding garlic.
The Snow Wolf King stood up, turned around and left with Liu Jiao.Liu Jiao asked in surprise, "Where are we going?"
Snow Wolf King said: "Go to Bai Lingling, I have something to ask him."
"Ask what?" Liujiao asked.
The Snow Wolf King glanced at the puppet spirit who was useless except for his appearance, and said, "Ask when Bai Lingling lost her eyes."
The little assistant quickly brought cat food with a moderate temperature.The puppet spirit sniffed it and said, "Okay, take it off. I'll just smell it—I'm losing weight."
After speaking, the puppet spirit began to dress in front of the dressing table.Taking advantage of this gap, the little assistant led Snow Wolf King and Liu Jiao to his side, and introduced to Muppet Jing, "These two are newcomers, one is Xiaojiao and the other is Xiaobai."
The puppet spirit turned his head and said, "Which of you is Xiaojiao? Who is Xiaobai?"
"I'm Xiaojiao." Liujiao replied.
"I'm Xiaobai." Snow Wolf King replied.
The little assistant then introduced: "Xiaojiao is a thug, very good at it. Xiaobai is his husband, so he can't do it at all."
The puppet spirit said in surprise: "Is it impossible to fight at all?"
"It can't be said completely." Snow Wolf said kingly, "But it's best to avoid it."
The puppet spirit looked at the gentle and handsome Snow Wolf King, nodded, and said, "It's okay, he's handsome, so I can forgive you."
As he said that, the puppet was about to stand up, and the little assistant rushed to help him.
"What's the matter? Muppet spirit, are you okay?" Liu Jiao asked with concern—because he saw the puppet spirit trembling when he got up, and he needed the help of his assistant to stand still.
"It's okay, the blood sugar is low." The puppet spirit said, "I lost weight recently."
"Losing weight?" Liujiao said in surprise, "But you don't look fat at all!"
The puppet spirit shook her head and said, "You don't understand, it's another matter to be on camera. Besides, cats tend to get fat..."
Then, the puppet spirit looked at Liujiao again, and said, "You are also a cat, why aren't you fat?"
Liujiao didn't know what to say, and it took a long time before she replied, "I...I'm okay."
The puppet spirit asked again: "Do you eat normally?"
"I..." Liujiao didn't know how to answer, "Is it normal?"
Snow Wolf King said, "It's not normal."
When it was time for the lunch break, the Muppet Actuary really learned the meaning of "not normal".Willow pepper eats a lot, it's all meat, he gnaws and gnaws, he doesn't stop talking for a second.
The puppet spirit couldn't help but said, "How long has it been since you were full?"
"In the peaceful and prosperous age, of course I have enough to eat every day." Liujiao replied.
The puppet spirit blinked her blue eyes, and looked at Liujiao's figure: "Then how do you usually lose weight?"
"I never lose weight." Liujiao said, "What's wrong?"
The puppet spirit was startled, and stopped talking, and turned back to the rest room and said to the little assistant: "That Xiaojiao's speech is so ugly."
The little assistant also said softly: "That's right, the hooligan leader said that although this guy looks pure, he is ruthless in his attacks and poisonous in his words."
The puppet spirit murmured, "It's true that he looks pure, but unfortunately I thought he was a good stubble."
The little assistant said, "You don't like it? Shall I ask someone to replace him?"
"Let's take a look again." The puppet spirit grabbed the cat grass at hand, folded it casually, and chewed it in his mouth to satisfy his greed. "I'm really hungry. I really want to eat meat."
The little assistant looked at the pot of cat grass, but asked, "What's so special about this cat grass? Why do you only eat this?"
The puppet spirit smiled and said, "You don't understand that! This is about the people who deliver the grass—whether they can make a fortune or not depends on this."
The little assistant looked at the puppet spirit in confusion.
The puppet spirit is in the difficult stage of dieting and losing weight. People in this stage are the most irritable - especially when they see people around them eating meat.At this time, let the puppet spirit see the willow peppers eating meat and not gaining any flesh, that is really a great challenge to the puppet spirit.Especially when Liujiao said "I never lose weight", the puppet spirit wanted to slap Liujiao on the spot.
But he held back.
"I'm a high-quality idol now." The puppet took a deep breath, "It will be miserable if someone slaps the assistant's mouth."
In the afternoon, the Muppet Fairy had an announcement.The little assistant, Liu Jiao, and Snow Wolf King sent the Muppet to the radio station for an interview.During the interview, the puppet spirit kept smiling and said: "I just ate a lot! I'm so full now! But I'll be hungry soon. Well, I'm a foodie... Hehe! Keeping fit? What's the matter, I I don’t know, I’ve never gotten fat from eating.”
When the Muppet Man was wearing the smirk necessary for a star while telling the lies that a star must tell, through the glass of the interview room, he saw Liujiao eating pickled pepper and chicken feet outside.The Muppet was so angry that he almost had hypoglycemia on the spot.
Liujiao didn't know that he had become the enemy of the puppet spirit, he was still gnawing on the chicken feet, and asked the little assistant if he wanted it.The little assistant shook his head and said, "Don't eat so deliciously. The puppet spirit will be unhappy."
Liujiao froze for a moment, then said, "Huh?"
Snow Wolf King said: "You can eat whatever you like, don't starve yourself."
Liu Jiao thought for a while, and felt that what the little assistant said made sense.He is losing weight, he shouldn't eat such delicious food in front of people who are losing weight.So, Liujiao quickly finished eating the chicken feet, and then went to the bathroom to wash her hands and rinse her mouth, making sure that she didn't smell of pickled peppers so as not to offend the puppet.
Who knows, he has already provoked the puppet spirit.
After the puppet finished the interview, he sent Liujiao to buy meat skewers in the east of the city and coffee in the west of the city.This stuff is completely out of the way, and it sounds like it's trying to torment him.But Liujiao didn't understand this truth, and was about to agree, but the Snow Wolf King said, "I'll go, Xiaojiao can't go away. He's a thug, and if he leaves, no one will protect you."
The puppet raised his eyes and scolded: "Is it up to me or you? Why is your new assistant such a big idea? If I let him go, he has to go! Did you hear that?"
"Understood." The Snow Wolf King replied lightly, "But Brother Daju ordered us to follow you 24 hours a day. If you are not satisfied, you can tell Brother Daju."
"You—" The puppet was so angry that it wanted to jump up.
Seeing that the puppet was angry, Liujiao hurriedly said, "Okay, I'll go buy it."
Saying that, Liujiao ran around the city, bought meat skewers and coffee and came back.After buying it, the puppet spirit touched the coffee again and said, "The coffee is cold? How do you do things?"
The Snow Wolf King said, "Don't cats eat cold tongues? I think Xiaojiao is for your own good."
The puppet spirit sneered: "I have to thank him if I dare to show my love?"
The Snow Wolf King turned to Liu Jiao and said, "The Puppet Fairy is thanking you."
Liu Jiao was stunned, and smiled, "You're welcome."
The puppet spirit really choked for a moment: "You—"
Snow Wolf King said again: "The next announcement is about to start, please go."
The puppet spirit endured his anger and got into the nanny car, thinking that he would teach these two newcomers a lesson.When it came to the TV drama set, Muppet Jing recently lost weight and his brain was hypoxic. He couldn't remember things and couldn't memorize his lines, so Liujiao ran around the field holding a film full of lines.Liujiao thought it was fun, and walked around holding the sign.
Snow Wolf King sat on a chair beside him, watching while drinking juice.
The director thought that Snow Wolf King was a star after a quick look, so stylish.He took a closer look and said, "Are you the new assistant of Muppets?"
"Yeah." The Snow Wolf King nodded and smiled, "Hi, Director."
The director said: "You look so good-looking, are you interested in filming?"
The Snow Wolf King said, "No."
The director was taken aback: It was the first time he was rejected so simply.
In fact, the director also mentioned it casually. Now, he was rejected, but he became competitive and began to persuade the Snow Wolf King: "No, boy, you have such good conditions, why bother to be an assistant? How good is it to be a star? "
Snow Wolf King said: "Being a celebrity has to stay up all night for filming. I can just sit here and watch. Of course I am so comfortable."
The director choked, and said after a while, "No, don't you have any ambitions?"
"Yes." The Snow Wolf King nodded while drinking the juice.
The director became angry: "Hey, I have to ask you to shoot a scene today!"
"Really not." Snow Wolf King said, "Brother Big Orange has already decided that I will join the Ministry of Public Security. Are you sure you want me to film your movie?"
Upon hearing this, the director said, "Excuse me." After speaking, the director turned around and left.
After the Snow Wolf King dismissed the director, he used his mobile phone to watch Qin Zheng's backstage and watch the memorial.In fact, it is not necessary to use a computer to review the memorials. After all, most memorials are very vague, and Snow Wolf King only needs to reply "read".
The Snow Wolf King just said it well. Although the puppet spirit is not professional and does not memorize his lines, he is still quite tired and stays up late to catch up on the show.The little assistant was also very tired. While enduring the puppet's temper, he served the puppet with tea, rubbed his shoulders and back.Unexpectedly, as soon as the little assistant turned around, he saw Snow Wolf King sitting there playing with his mobile phone!The little assistant became furious: "What's wrong with this newcomer! He's so arrogant!"
The little assistant ran up to Snow Wolf King angrily, and said, "Brother, why are you so awesome?"
The Snow Wolf King only answered truthfully: "I don't know either. It may be born."
The little assistant was so angry that he almost fell on his back, and said, "You don't move when you sit here? Why don't you hurry up and pinch the puppet's legs!"
The Snow Wolf King squinted his eyes and saw that the puppet spirit was resting, and was about to order Liujiao to pinch his legs.The Snow Wolf King stood up, walked to the puppet spirit, and said, "My wife is very strong, and I'm afraid she might break your leg."
The puppet smiled vigorously: "Then you pinch it?"
"I can't." Snow Wolf King said.
The puppet spirit asked, "Why not?"
The Snow Wolf King said, "Because I don't want to."
The puppet was so angry that he slapped the table: "If you say you don't want to, you don't want to?"
"En." The Snow Wolf King nodded.
The puppet was furious: "Did you come to be my assistant, or my ancestor?"
The Snow Wolf King showed a stern look, and said, "Brother Big Orange asked me to see if you have followed the company's arrangement."
Snow Wolf King said this with a gloomy face, and the puppet spirit was immediately stunned.
The Snow Wolf King said solemnly again: "The company is already dissatisfied with your work attitude, and I hope you can adjust your position."
The puppet spirit was suddenly overwhelmed by the majesty of the Snow Wolf King, and was a little timid: "I...I...I'm just working now?"
But Snow Wolf King said: "I can't memorize the lines, what kind of job is it? I won't report to Brother Big Orange this time, next time you can do it yourself."
The puppet spirit and the little assistant hugged together, and said with trepidation: "Yes, little white brother."
The Snow Wolf King sat down and said, "Which one of you wants to pinch your legs now?"
The Muppet Essence and the little assistant shook their heads: "Don't pinch, don't pinch..."
The Snow Wolf King snorted coldly, took off the script plaque hanging on Liujiao, and threw it in front of the puppet spirit: "Recite the script, right away."
"Yes, Brother Bai." The puppet spirit nodded like a pounding garlic.
The Snow Wolf King stood up, turned around and left with Liu Jiao.Liu Jiao asked in surprise, "Where are we going?"
Snow Wolf King said: "Go to Bai Lingling, I have something to ask him."
"Ask what?" Liujiao asked.
The Snow Wolf King glanced at the puppet spirit who was useless except for his appearance, and said, "Ask when Bai Lingling lost her eyes."
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