Snow leopards like to bite their tails
Chapter 57
Speaking of which, what scene has the Snow Wolf King never seen? ——But this scene has never been seen before.
The Snow Wolf King had no choice but to refuse: "I may not be suitable for such a department."
"Heh!" Brother Big Orange snorted through his nose, "Do you look down on practitioners in the X industry?"
"No, I don't mean that." The Snow Wolf King denied.
"People in the service industry are really discriminated against too much." Brother Daju expressed regret, "But the Ministry of Health is the place where a handsome man with strong X ability should go! This is where you shine and benefit the society. A profession that brings happiness to others is a very noble profession." Brother Daju spoke impassionedly, as if he wished he could drag the whole family to have a family parade in the next second.
Snow Wolf King nodded repeatedly, and said, "Brother Big Ju is right. But, Ben... I really lack relevant experience."
"Never mind," said the rogue leader. "We have induction training."
Brother Big Orange took out his cigarette case and lighter, lit a cigarette, and said coldly, "This is not a place for you to bargain!"
Liujiao didn't know why, and he didn't know what ** was, but he still refused: "No, I don't agree either."
"Tsk." Brother Big Orange smiled lightly and said, "Are you jealous? You can't!"
But Liujiao said: "I heard from Brother Daju that sex is a good thing and can benefit the society. I shouldn't object, but... I don't want to be separated from Xiaobaizi. If you want Xiaobaizi to go to sex, Then I want to benefit the society together!"
The Snow Wolf King stumbled: "No, there's no need to—"
Liujiao said firmly: "No matter where you go, I will go with you."
Brother Big Orange nodded, and said: "Although the cat demon's body is small, he has great ambitions!",
Snow Wolf King didn't want to accept this business at all, so he could only say: "Don't you have any vacancies in other departments? If we don't do other jobs well, it won't be too late to assign them to the ** Department."
Brother Big Orange puffed out smoke and said, "Why are you picking and choosing!"
"No, no." The Snow Wolf King said, "We both possess martial arts, you can tell by my wife's martial arts, she is not an ordinary little demon. We both wanted to visit the pier in order to make a fortune. Yes, where did you come here for sex?"
The hooligan leader persuaded: "**** makes a lot of money."
"Can you make more money? It's all about getting more for your work." The Snow Wolf King rationally analyzed, "I'm afraid I'm going to open OT night and day all year round, and I'm afraid it's not enough to make a big deal with the boss to make money."
The hooligan leader was speechless: "It seems to be..."
Brother Big Orange sneered: "You're quite ambitious!"
As he said that, Brother Big Orange took a puff of cigarette, and said after a while: "Okay, since this is the case, let you do something else. But don't let me down, otherwise, let you go to the ** department to do the dirtiest work !"
After finishing speaking, Brother Big Orange turned his head and asked, "Are there any vacancies in other places recently?"
The assistant replied: "In the film and television department, Muppet's thugs and assistants had a car accident, so it's time for them to take over."
Brother Big Orange nodded and said: "Okay, then you go to the film and television department. Keep an eye on the puppet spirit 24 hours a day, and usually take good care of him. Give him whatever he wants, but make sure he works according to the company's arrangement, you know?" ?”
"Okay. Okay." Snow Wolf King and Liu Jiao agreed, and followed the hooligan leader to take them to the film and television department.
On the way to the film and television department, the Snow Wolf King took the opportunity to ask the hooligan leader: "Is the puppet spirit the star of "The Domineering Wolf King and the Pretty Cat Concubine"?"
"Besides him, which puppet spirit is a big star?" The hooligan leader said proudly, "He is now the pillar and cash cow of our company!"
Thinking of the puppet spirit, Liujiao said in surprise, "That's really a big star!"
The hooligan leader didn't take it seriously: "Tsk, what big star? He only has a face, no acting skills, and a bad personality. I don't think he will be popular for long. Now, he is the one who is popular, so he is the one who is used to his stinky problems." .When he stops being popular, he will go to the ** department, and see if he still looks good by then?"
Liujiao was stunned.
But the Snow Wolf King said: "Then what's wrong with the puppet spirit, and we need to pay attention to it when we serve it?"
The hooligan leader thought for a while and said: "If you want to talk about problems, one by one, but in summary, it is delicate. There must be agarwood in the cat litter... and his stomach is very delicate. He doesn't eat this one or the other... It's annoying. gone."
The Snow Wolf King nodded, and went to the film and television department with Liujiao. The little assistant there said, "Don't make noise, the puppet spirit is taking a nap."
Liujiao went to the rest room lightly, and saw that the puppet spirit's rest room really smelled of agarwood, and the surroundings were beautifully decorated.The puppet sleeps on a comfortable big bed, and there are several pots of green cat grass beside the bed.
Liujiao came out and said to the little assistant, "Why is there so much cat grass in the room?"
The little assistant immediately said nervously: "Don't move any of the puppet spirit's cats. He has a bad stomach, so he has to eat cat grass often, only this kind, and nothing else."
Snow Wolf King asked again: "Where can I buy this special cat grass?"
"I don't know either. Actually, it's not very special, it just grows well and tastes right. I heard that you can't buy it." The little assistant replied, "It was sent by a fan regularly."
Liujiao said, "Then this fan is very caring."
The little assistant smiled and said, "Yes, the puppet spirit often says that I'm so worried that this fan will lose his fan one day."
The Snow Wolf King said, "What is so special about cat grass? I'll go and have a look." Then, the Snow Wolf King glanced at it again.
The Snow Wolf King came back and said, "I see."
"What do you know?" The little assistant and Liu Jiao looked at the Snow Wolf King suspiciously.
The Snow Wolf King didn't say anything, instead, he chatted with his little assistant.Seeing that Snow Wolf King was handsome and nice to speak, the little assistant thought he was awesome, and soon became acquainted with Snow Wolf King.
Snow Wolf King saw that the little assistant started to relax, so he inquired, "How long has the puppet spirit been working in the film and television department?"
The little assistant said: "It hasn't been long, he only signed with the performing arts company in the past few months, and he was originally a small internet celebrity."
Liujiao said in surprise, "No wonder I never heard of him before, and suddenly he was the most beautiful cat in the Northland. I thought I was ignorant."
"That's all marketing!" The little assistant waved his hand, "A few months ago, the company promoted him like this in order to praise him. But he is indeed beautiful enough, so he really became popular."
Liujiao let out an "oh", half-understood.
The Snow Wolf King asked, "Then how did the show "The Domineering Wolf King and the Pretty Cat Concubine" find him?"
"Ah? This... the company plans to start a show to praise him. Isn't Snow Wolf King's secret history of the palace a hot search every day? So I want to make a Mary Su movie closely related to the hot topic." The little assistant replied.
"The secret history of Snow Wolf King's palace?" Liu Jiao was taken aback for a while, "On the hot search?"
"You don't know yet?" the little assistant said in surprise, "It's a catastrophe, a snow leopard, a traitorous concubine, a cold horn, a cannon fodder and a vixen... a big show!"
The more Liujiao listened, the more confused she became: "Why is Lengjiao a traitor concubine?"
"Lengjiao has been keeping a low profile, let the snow leopard and the vixen stand in the way, plotting against the queen mother, and now she has seized power and become a noble concubine, isn't it treacherous?"
Liujiao's mouth opened into an "O": "Ah?? Is it like this?"
The Snow Wolf King coughed twice, and said, "Let's talk about the movie again. The movie that was made a few months ago will be released so soon?"
"Isn't it our boss who has the final say here? The movie was shot casually, and it was finished in a month. This kind of costume film doesn't have any special effects to do, and the post-production is also very fast. Brother Daju took his brother to the cinema to talk, all at once We’ve settled on the issue of release.” The little assistant said, “It’s rare to fail when you hold a knife to discuss business.”
In fact, when Snow Wolf King watched the movie, he felt that there was a sense of cheapness everywhere in this movie.The plot is also full of mistakes and omissions, and it seems that it was not filmed with care.Therefore, the Snow Wolf King was also shocked to find out that Bai Lingling was the etiquette consultant for this movie.There is an etiquette consultant in this movie?Is this really a joke?
"That's a low-cost production," the Snow Wolf King nodded, and then raised his own doubts, saying, "How did you get Master Bai Zi to be an etiquette consultant? It must be difficult for him to hire him, right?"
"I don't know." The little assistant shrugged, "It seems that Master Baizi knew that he was going to shoot this scene, and offered to be our etiquette consultant. He didn't get along with the king's brother, maybe he wanted to take the opportunity to blacken the king. .After all, the king in the movie is just like a fool."
The Snow Wolf King was really powerless to refute: "Oh...it's also possible."
Liujiao said, "It's too strange, isn't it? Why do Baizi and the king have a brotherly disagreement?"
"I heard that they were not born to the same mother." The little assistant said.
"It's better not to talk about the affairs of the palace." The Snow Wolf King coughed dryly, and said, "The Lord Baizi got along well with everyone when he was an etiquette consultant, right? I heard that puppet spirits are more delicate, but You didn't offend Master Bai Zi, did you?"
"Maybe offended." The little assistant said in a low voice.
"Ah?" Liujiao said in surprise, "Why do you say that?"
The little assistant said in a low voice: "Master Bai Zi often has a bad face on the set, and he always asks the puppet to change the lines. The lines that the puppet just memorized have to be changed again, it's annoying to death."
Liu Jiao was puzzled: "But Master Bai Zi is not a screenwriter, let alone a director, so he can change it if he says so?"
"Master Bai Zi is Master Bai Zi! Of course you can change it if you say so!" The little assistant said with wide eyes, "Who would dare not listen?"
"Oh..." Liujiao thought for a while, then said, "That may be because the plot is unreasonable, not necessarily for the puppet spirit."
"Yes, forget all of these." The little assistant said, "But, when filming, the puppet spirit specifically requested a fish pond for him to play in. The puppet spirit likes to play with the fish in the pond. Lord Baizi put a piranha in it! It almost scared the puppet to death! You also know that the puppet is a very timid cat! It almost made the puppet sick!"
"No way!" Liujiao was also surprised, "Where did the piranha come from?"
"I saw it right then! That fish was huge, with thorns all over its back, and a very big mouth with fangs all over its mouth. It looked terrifying!" The little assistant was still shivering when he thought of the fish. .
Liujiao also felt strange after hearing this description: "Is there really such a fish?"
Snow Wolf King thought for a while, picked up the phone and pressed a few times, found a picture, and handed it to the little assistant: "Is it this kind of fish?"
The little assistant looked at it, covered his mouth and nodded again: "Yes! That's it!"
Liu Jiao also took a look, and saw in the picture a hideous deep-sea fish with its mouth full of fangs, which is really scary to look at.Liujiao said, "Is there really such a fish? Is it delicious?"
"It's ugly," Snow Wolf King said, "but it's quite delicious."
Liujiao said, "That's not ugly."
But there was movement of the puppet spirit getting up, the little assistant quickly left Liujiao and Snow Wolf King, and hurried to the rest room to wait on them.Seeing the little assistant walk away, the Snow Wolf King said to Liu Jiao: "I don't think Bai Zi wants to hurt the puppet spirit, he just likes the puppet spirit."
"What?" Liujiao said in surprise, "Then why did Baizi put this fish in the puppet spirit's fish pond?"
Snow Wolf King said: "This kind of fish is called anglerfish, also called deep-sea anglerfish, and also called lantern fish."
"Huh?" Liujiao was puzzled, "So?"
"When the male fish of this kind of fish meets the female fish he likes in the sea, he will dedicate himself and become a part of the female fish, and will not be separated until death." Snow Wolf King said.
Liujiao frowned, as if she had half-knowledge, and then she seemed to understand.
"Do you understand?" Snow Wolf King asked, "Why do you say that Baizi gave the puppet spirit because he likes the puppet spirit?"
"I understand." Liujiao said, "Didn't you just say it's because it's delicious?"
"..."
The Snow Wolf King had no choice but to refuse: "I may not be suitable for such a department."
"Heh!" Brother Big Orange snorted through his nose, "Do you look down on practitioners in the X industry?"
"No, I don't mean that." The Snow Wolf King denied.
"People in the service industry are really discriminated against too much." Brother Daju expressed regret, "But the Ministry of Health is the place where a handsome man with strong X ability should go! This is where you shine and benefit the society. A profession that brings happiness to others is a very noble profession." Brother Daju spoke impassionedly, as if he wished he could drag the whole family to have a family parade in the next second.
Snow Wolf King nodded repeatedly, and said, "Brother Big Ju is right. But, Ben... I really lack relevant experience."
"Never mind," said the rogue leader. "We have induction training."
Brother Big Orange took out his cigarette case and lighter, lit a cigarette, and said coldly, "This is not a place for you to bargain!"
Liujiao didn't know why, and he didn't know what ** was, but he still refused: "No, I don't agree either."
"Tsk." Brother Big Orange smiled lightly and said, "Are you jealous? You can't!"
But Liujiao said: "I heard from Brother Daju that sex is a good thing and can benefit the society. I shouldn't object, but... I don't want to be separated from Xiaobaizi. If you want Xiaobaizi to go to sex, Then I want to benefit the society together!"
The Snow Wolf King stumbled: "No, there's no need to—"
Liujiao said firmly: "No matter where you go, I will go with you."
Brother Big Orange nodded, and said: "Although the cat demon's body is small, he has great ambitions!",
Snow Wolf King didn't want to accept this business at all, so he could only say: "Don't you have any vacancies in other departments? If we don't do other jobs well, it won't be too late to assign them to the ** Department."
Brother Big Orange puffed out smoke and said, "Why are you picking and choosing!"
"No, no." The Snow Wolf King said, "We both possess martial arts, you can tell by my wife's martial arts, she is not an ordinary little demon. We both wanted to visit the pier in order to make a fortune. Yes, where did you come here for sex?"
The hooligan leader persuaded: "**** makes a lot of money."
"Can you make more money? It's all about getting more for your work." The Snow Wolf King rationally analyzed, "I'm afraid I'm going to open OT night and day all year round, and I'm afraid it's not enough to make a big deal with the boss to make money."
The hooligan leader was speechless: "It seems to be..."
Brother Big Orange sneered: "You're quite ambitious!"
As he said that, Brother Big Orange took a puff of cigarette, and said after a while: "Okay, since this is the case, let you do something else. But don't let me down, otherwise, let you go to the ** department to do the dirtiest work !"
After finishing speaking, Brother Big Orange turned his head and asked, "Are there any vacancies in other places recently?"
The assistant replied: "In the film and television department, Muppet's thugs and assistants had a car accident, so it's time for them to take over."
Brother Big Orange nodded and said: "Okay, then you go to the film and television department. Keep an eye on the puppet spirit 24 hours a day, and usually take good care of him. Give him whatever he wants, but make sure he works according to the company's arrangement, you know?" ?”
"Okay. Okay." Snow Wolf King and Liu Jiao agreed, and followed the hooligan leader to take them to the film and television department.
On the way to the film and television department, the Snow Wolf King took the opportunity to ask the hooligan leader: "Is the puppet spirit the star of "The Domineering Wolf King and the Pretty Cat Concubine"?"
"Besides him, which puppet spirit is a big star?" The hooligan leader said proudly, "He is now the pillar and cash cow of our company!"
Thinking of the puppet spirit, Liujiao said in surprise, "That's really a big star!"
The hooligan leader didn't take it seriously: "Tsk, what big star? He only has a face, no acting skills, and a bad personality. I don't think he will be popular for long. Now, he is the one who is popular, so he is the one who is used to his stinky problems." .When he stops being popular, he will go to the ** department, and see if he still looks good by then?"
Liujiao was stunned.
But the Snow Wolf King said: "Then what's wrong with the puppet spirit, and we need to pay attention to it when we serve it?"
The hooligan leader thought for a while and said: "If you want to talk about problems, one by one, but in summary, it is delicate. There must be agarwood in the cat litter... and his stomach is very delicate. He doesn't eat this one or the other... It's annoying. gone."
The Snow Wolf King nodded, and went to the film and television department with Liujiao. The little assistant there said, "Don't make noise, the puppet spirit is taking a nap."
Liujiao went to the rest room lightly, and saw that the puppet spirit's rest room really smelled of agarwood, and the surroundings were beautifully decorated.The puppet sleeps on a comfortable big bed, and there are several pots of green cat grass beside the bed.
Liujiao came out and said to the little assistant, "Why is there so much cat grass in the room?"
The little assistant immediately said nervously: "Don't move any of the puppet spirit's cats. He has a bad stomach, so he has to eat cat grass often, only this kind, and nothing else."
Snow Wolf King asked again: "Where can I buy this special cat grass?"
"I don't know either. Actually, it's not very special, it just grows well and tastes right. I heard that you can't buy it." The little assistant replied, "It was sent by a fan regularly."
Liujiao said, "Then this fan is very caring."
The little assistant smiled and said, "Yes, the puppet spirit often says that I'm so worried that this fan will lose his fan one day."
The Snow Wolf King said, "What is so special about cat grass? I'll go and have a look." Then, the Snow Wolf King glanced at it again.
The Snow Wolf King came back and said, "I see."
"What do you know?" The little assistant and Liu Jiao looked at the Snow Wolf King suspiciously.
The Snow Wolf King didn't say anything, instead, he chatted with his little assistant.Seeing that Snow Wolf King was handsome and nice to speak, the little assistant thought he was awesome, and soon became acquainted with Snow Wolf King.
Snow Wolf King saw that the little assistant started to relax, so he inquired, "How long has the puppet spirit been working in the film and television department?"
The little assistant said: "It hasn't been long, he only signed with the performing arts company in the past few months, and he was originally a small internet celebrity."
Liujiao said in surprise, "No wonder I never heard of him before, and suddenly he was the most beautiful cat in the Northland. I thought I was ignorant."
"That's all marketing!" The little assistant waved his hand, "A few months ago, the company promoted him like this in order to praise him. But he is indeed beautiful enough, so he really became popular."
Liujiao let out an "oh", half-understood.
The Snow Wolf King asked, "Then how did the show "The Domineering Wolf King and the Pretty Cat Concubine" find him?"
"Ah? This... the company plans to start a show to praise him. Isn't Snow Wolf King's secret history of the palace a hot search every day? So I want to make a Mary Su movie closely related to the hot topic." The little assistant replied.
"The secret history of Snow Wolf King's palace?" Liu Jiao was taken aback for a while, "On the hot search?"
"You don't know yet?" the little assistant said in surprise, "It's a catastrophe, a snow leopard, a traitorous concubine, a cold horn, a cannon fodder and a vixen... a big show!"
The more Liujiao listened, the more confused she became: "Why is Lengjiao a traitor concubine?"
"Lengjiao has been keeping a low profile, let the snow leopard and the vixen stand in the way, plotting against the queen mother, and now she has seized power and become a noble concubine, isn't it treacherous?"
Liujiao's mouth opened into an "O": "Ah?? Is it like this?"
The Snow Wolf King coughed twice, and said, "Let's talk about the movie again. The movie that was made a few months ago will be released so soon?"
"Isn't it our boss who has the final say here? The movie was shot casually, and it was finished in a month. This kind of costume film doesn't have any special effects to do, and the post-production is also very fast. Brother Daju took his brother to the cinema to talk, all at once We’ve settled on the issue of release.” The little assistant said, “It’s rare to fail when you hold a knife to discuss business.”
In fact, when Snow Wolf King watched the movie, he felt that there was a sense of cheapness everywhere in this movie.The plot is also full of mistakes and omissions, and it seems that it was not filmed with care.Therefore, the Snow Wolf King was also shocked to find out that Bai Lingling was the etiquette consultant for this movie.There is an etiquette consultant in this movie?Is this really a joke?
"That's a low-cost production," the Snow Wolf King nodded, and then raised his own doubts, saying, "How did you get Master Bai Zi to be an etiquette consultant? It must be difficult for him to hire him, right?"
"I don't know." The little assistant shrugged, "It seems that Master Baizi knew that he was going to shoot this scene, and offered to be our etiquette consultant. He didn't get along with the king's brother, maybe he wanted to take the opportunity to blacken the king. .After all, the king in the movie is just like a fool."
The Snow Wolf King was really powerless to refute: "Oh...it's also possible."
Liujiao said, "It's too strange, isn't it? Why do Baizi and the king have a brotherly disagreement?"
"I heard that they were not born to the same mother." The little assistant said.
"It's better not to talk about the affairs of the palace." The Snow Wolf King coughed dryly, and said, "The Lord Baizi got along well with everyone when he was an etiquette consultant, right? I heard that puppet spirits are more delicate, but You didn't offend Master Bai Zi, did you?"
"Maybe offended." The little assistant said in a low voice.
"Ah?" Liujiao said in surprise, "Why do you say that?"
The little assistant said in a low voice: "Master Bai Zi often has a bad face on the set, and he always asks the puppet to change the lines. The lines that the puppet just memorized have to be changed again, it's annoying to death."
Liu Jiao was puzzled: "But Master Bai Zi is not a screenwriter, let alone a director, so he can change it if he says so?"
"Master Bai Zi is Master Bai Zi! Of course you can change it if you say so!" The little assistant said with wide eyes, "Who would dare not listen?"
"Oh..." Liujiao thought for a while, then said, "That may be because the plot is unreasonable, not necessarily for the puppet spirit."
"Yes, forget all of these." The little assistant said, "But, when filming, the puppet spirit specifically requested a fish pond for him to play in. The puppet spirit likes to play with the fish in the pond. Lord Baizi put a piranha in it! It almost scared the puppet to death! You also know that the puppet is a very timid cat! It almost made the puppet sick!"
"No way!" Liujiao was also surprised, "Where did the piranha come from?"
"I saw it right then! That fish was huge, with thorns all over its back, and a very big mouth with fangs all over its mouth. It looked terrifying!" The little assistant was still shivering when he thought of the fish. .
Liujiao also felt strange after hearing this description: "Is there really such a fish?"
Snow Wolf King thought for a while, picked up the phone and pressed a few times, found a picture, and handed it to the little assistant: "Is it this kind of fish?"
The little assistant looked at it, covered his mouth and nodded again: "Yes! That's it!"
Liu Jiao also took a look, and saw in the picture a hideous deep-sea fish with its mouth full of fangs, which is really scary to look at.Liujiao said, "Is there really such a fish? Is it delicious?"
"It's ugly," Snow Wolf King said, "but it's quite delicious."
Liujiao said, "That's not ugly."
But there was movement of the puppet spirit getting up, the little assistant quickly left Liujiao and Snow Wolf King, and hurried to the rest room to wait on them.Seeing the little assistant walk away, the Snow Wolf King said to Liu Jiao: "I don't think Bai Zi wants to hurt the puppet spirit, he just likes the puppet spirit."
"What?" Liujiao said in surprise, "Then why did Baizi put this fish in the puppet spirit's fish pond?"
Snow Wolf King said: "This kind of fish is called anglerfish, also called deep-sea anglerfish, and also called lantern fish."
"Huh?" Liujiao was puzzled, "So?"
"When the male fish of this kind of fish meets the female fish he likes in the sea, he will dedicate himself and become a part of the female fish, and will not be separated until death." Snow Wolf King said.
Liujiao frowned, as if she had half-knowledge, and then she seemed to understand.
"Do you understand?" Snow Wolf King asked, "Why do you say that Baizi gave the puppet spirit because he likes the puppet spirit?"
"I understand." Liujiao said, "Didn't you just say it's because it's delicious?"
"..."
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