The End of the Emperor's Industry
Chapter 166
"Hey that..."
Confused, he also tried to save some of the things he had carefully selected, but he still had a sharp look when he turned his head, and the words bounced back deeply into his stomach.
He stood in the row of snacks, hooked his fingers towards him, ran over slowly, crossed his arms, and gave him a condescending glance.
"Do you regret putting back the things carefully selected by the deity? Ah, you boy..." He stretched out his fingers and flicked his head lightly. "The choice of this deity has never caused any misunderstandings..." He looked complacent.
Hearing his fart, he immediately jumped up angrily, clenched his fist and beat his head, seeing him in pain, all he could do was roll his eyes. "Ah, you bastard, I'm the one who pays for things now, shut your mouth, otherwise, I'll drive you out to wander!"
"You want to rebel?!" He yelled at him while rubbing his head.
"I just want to rebel, why?" He raised his head. "What's none of your business?" After finishing speaking, he gave Gu Xiaoyu a sideways glance, whistled, adjusted his sunglasses, and walked forward by himself.
Breakfast milk, bread, yogurt, beef jerky, chili sauce, coffee...
As he walked, he threw things into the shopping basket in his hand, and he followed behind him, picking up things and throwing things into the basket.Such as instant noodles, instant noodles, instant noodles...
Bu Luoxi: "...Why do you have so many instant noodles?"
Gu Xiaoyu: "The taste is very good..."
He sighed helplessly, and it was rare that he didn't get angry, so he picked up two packs of instant noodles and put them back to the original place. "It's always bad to eat too much instant noodles. It's rare that I'm free tonight. I want to buy some delicious food to go home. If not, if I go to catch the announcement, you won't starve to death if you're alone at home. I won’t be malnourished by eating instant noodles every day..."
"Announcement? What is an announcement?"
"Notice..." He held his forehead with a wry smile: "The so-called notice is my job to make money to support you!" He yelled at him, thinking that he should be speechless to the curious Gu Xiaoyu a pinnacle.When Gu Xiaoyu saw him like this, it was rare that he didn't refute, but just followed behind him quietly, without saying a word, only his eyes were a little lonely.
"sorry......."
When he said such words, he couldn't help but stop when he was walking forward, and looked back at him.
"Why say sorry? Oh..." He patted him on the shoulder. "I just have a volatile temper. It's not that I hate you. Don't be so depressed. We, Xiao Yu, have always been very brazen. Why did I say something today, so you just have a sour face?" He fingered himself with both hands. Her cherry lips curved into a smile. "Okay, smile...smile...huh? If you do this again, I will really be angry..."
"You look like this, you are as stupid as a pig..."
After he finished speaking, he grabbed him a step and walked in front of him. When he came back to his thoughts, he realized that he had been teased by this guy, so he chased him to beat him. The laughter of the two became The empty supermarket, the brightest scenery.
After buying what they needed, the two of them walked out of the gate of the supermarket talking and laughing, but they couldn't stop fighting all the way.
"Gu Xiaoyu, you goddamn psychopath, how dare you play me?! Huh? You really are...!"
"Baby, you have to get used to it, maybe you will be fooled by me for the rest of your life..."
"You...shameless pervert!"
"It's enough for me to be cheeky!"
"Ah, you bastard!" He was furious, he was carrying too many things, but he couldn't walk fast, so he picked up a small stone at his feet and threw it at him. In front of him, he stretched out his hand to pick up the small pebble flying in mid-air, and held it in the palm of his hand. Red light poured from between his fingers. He walked in front of him and spread his palm, only to see that the originally black and unadorned pebble had turned into a dark one. The red color is like chicken blood jade, and the biggest highlight is the profound Xiao character on its surface.
"This..." He swallowed, his bright eyes flashed with surprise and joy.
"For you..." He stretched out his hand and moved the stone closer to him, and he took it carefully, feeling the subtlety of the lingering fragrance in his palm passing from his fingertips.
His eyes moved slightly, and in the dark night sky, red light quietly floated up, dotted with stars, like flying snow, filling the air, isolating the noise of human voices, exaggerating the tranquility that belonged only to the two of them.He looked up and raised his hand to catch a little bit of redness, but the feeling of coolness was fleeting.
"Is it beautiful...?" He looked at him with a smile.
"Yeah!" He nodded, the word "hmm" was short and powerful, but he couldn't hide the surge of joy.
Unknowingly, he stretched out his hands to hold his face, and he looked at him, but for some reason, there was a surge of admiration in his heart, even though Bu Luoxi had tried his best to restrain himself, he only thought it was an illusion, But when his lips covered his own, he realized that the feeling was so real and profound.
He opened his eyes wide, looking at his face which was magnified several times due to the close proximity, he felt his heart beating constantly, and the things in his hands fell to the ground, he looked at his eyes which were affectionately closed, and felt the tenderness of his lips Cool, even breathing became cautious.
It seems that when he kissed her for the first time, she was not so nervous.
Could it be that he, Bu Luoxi, stayed alone in the empty room for too long and fell in love with a man?Bu Luoxi shook his head frantically.He is the only one in their Bu family, if he fell in love with the psychopath in front of him, wouldn't that be a big crime!No no no absolutely no!It's wrong for a man to like a man!He wants to find a woman he likes and live his whole life by himself!
After a long time, he finally let go of him, and he no longer wanted to touch his lips in a daze for the first time, but stuck out his tongue and gasped like a dog, if he held it for another 3 minutes, he thought he could I went to see Hades.
"You want...!" After breathing enough fresh air, he opened his mouth to scold him, but was pulled into his arms by him, leaning on his shoulder, inadvertently absorbing the faint scent of his body, those Cursing words reached his lips, but he swallowed them again.
"Bu Luoxi, from today onwards, let me protect you, let me stay by your side in such a shameless way, for the rest of my life, always, always, don't let me leave..." He whispered in his ear Side whispered.
It made his ears feel hot and his cheeks turn red. "Hey... what are you talking about..." He pushed him: "Let me go... the passer-by just now has looked at us many times. …”
"Maybe you don't know that you are as beautiful as a fairy in a painting..." He breathed quietly into his ear, and then he felt a moist feeling, accompanied by a slight pain The feeling spread to his earlobe.
Is this guy biting his Bu Luoxi's ear?Pervert, pervert, pervert!Bu Luoxi's stomach was really upset for a while, it was even more terrifying than eating raw large intestine! ! !
"You're going to die!" He pushed him.
"I'm dead, but half a monster and half a ghost..." he whispered frivolously.
"Stinky boy, don't even think about eating tonight!" He gritted his teeth.
"I won't let myself starve to death, for example, when you are sleeping...Actually, you fell in love with me just now, right?" His tone was soft, teasing.
"No...no..." He was a little flustered, and his tongue suddenly became knotted, which even he himself did not expect.
"You are lying, you are stubborn..."
"You rascal! You pervert!" The strong ambiguous breath made Bu Luoxi feel suffocated, and he didn't know where he got the strength to push him away like this.He straightened his wrinkled clothes, squinting at him with disgust on his face.
"Does this make you angry?" He teased calmly.
"It's none of your business, you brat, don't even think about eating tonight, huh!" After he finished speaking, he bent down and picked up the things on the ground, and walked towards the station angrily, and he followed behind him, walking slowly. As she walked, she stretched her brows and eyes, and looked at his back with a wicked look on her face.
Don't let him Gu Xiaoyu eat?It's not certain who won't let someone eat, arrogant kid...
This was the first time that Bu Luoxi was so unscrupulous. Before he met that psychotic Gu Xiaoyu, his life had always been so orderly, and it was the first time that he went home in the middle of the night.
"It's all because of you. I have something to do tomorrow. It's because of you that I'm so late..." He gave him a blank look.
"It was your will, and it was not forced by me, Bu Luoxi, you can't be so unreasonable..." He was calm and composed.
"How about I just being unreasonable?" He raised his finger and pointed to his face. "Where are you unconvinced!"
He turned his face and looked at him with a smile. "Of course I won't be unconvinced, but if you continue to be so persistent, I'm sure that you admire me..."
"You...are shameless!" He glared at him, then turned his face away.
He smiled. "Concession, Concession..."
The two of them stopped talking until they got on the bus and sat next to each other, and they didn't speak for a long time.
He was holding a bunch of things and looking out the window, while he was leaning on his shoulder, falling into a dream.He didn't push him away, just glanced at him, only smiled helplessly, and continued to look out the window, the night was bright and the neon lights were dazzling.
And when he woke up again, he was already on his own bed. Gu Xiaoyu was sitting by his bed, resting his chin with one hand, staring at him intently.
He rubbed his eyes, rubbed his face for a while, and then sat up on the bed as if he had lost his soul.
"Where are my sunglasses!" He reached out and grabbed his collar, getting up anytime and anywhere, making him look very excited.
"I lost it..." He looked at him calmly.
"Then those people, didn't they all see me?!" He covered his face: "Oh, I'm going to die, tomorrow's entertainment headlines, I guess it's about me being gay..." They grabbed his crotch with both hands Neck: "You should protect my face, shouldn't you!!!" He choked his neck back and forth: "You are protecting my face, right!"
"No..." He remained calm.
He was going crazy, he was being chased by the media, the frustrated faces of the fans, and all kinds of unsavory and obscene words from the black fans who turned around, the more he thought about it, the stronger his hands became. Big, although it is subconscious, but I think it is enough to strangle a person to death.
But Gu Xiaoyu himself is a half-demon and half-ghost, so after being strangled by Bu Luoxi, shouldn't I be glad that he just lost his head?
"Ah----!!!" That's right, it's Bu Luoxi's fault for this ecstasy. As a person, seeing a head rolling to his feet, he should cry and howl in fear, even though he said , this head has no blood, just glowing red.But still very scary.
"Is that why I scare you...?" The head next to the feet opened its mouth to speak, and rolled its eyes at Bu Luoxi angrily.
"I killed...!" He looked terrified.
"No, you killed a ghost..." He rolled his eyes and looked at him expressionlessly.Immediately frightened him, it can be said that he was lost. He pulled the quilt to wrap himself tightly, but he could still clearly feel his high-frequency trembling movements.
"I know......"
"What do you know, you know, I didn't mean to..."
"Then you did it on purpose..." Immediately afterwards, he felt someone pulling his quilt. He tried his best to resist the external force, but the quilt was still pulled away. He yelled frantically, And when he shook off his fear and looked at him intact in front of him, he was truly relieved.
He got off the bed, stood on tiptoes, and stretched out his hands to caress *'s neck, but it was completely intact without a trace.
"Are you okay..."
"I'm not human, so what can happen?" He pressed the hand that was wandering around his neck, and looked at him with extremely ambiguous eyes. "But are you teasing me now?"
As he said this, he immediately withdrew his hand.
"What teasing, I will tease the sow in my backyard, and I won't tease you..."
"You have a sow at home?" He frowned slightly, looking at him with a half-smile.
"It's... it's none of your business... it's none of your business...!" After retorting, he went to the kitchen, but then, he heard a high-pitched voice The call came from the kitchen, he hurried to the kitchen to see, it turned out that he was about to boil beef.But, the beef was not cooked, but the wrists of his hands were swollen with many blisters.
"What the hell are you doing?!" He looked at his red and swollen wrists, his heart felt like it had been cut by a knife, and it hurt a little.
He rolled his eyes at him. "Isn't it just to cook for you, who knew that the damn gas burned me, you, you don't know anything, I, the young master who hasn't cooked for more than ten years, is now cooking for you , shouldn’t you worship me well! This tone, what do you mean, you!”
"How does the gas fire work?" he asked.
Although he didn't know what he wanted to do, he still told him how to use the gas stove, along with the knowledge about the oil, salt, sauce, vinegar, sugar, rice cooker, and microwave oven, and told him one by one. Then, he put the shovel in his hand In a flash, he ran to the room by himself and dealt with the scald burns.
Soon after......
The smell of the food permeated the whole room. He took care of the wound seductively and was playing computer. He couldn't help running out, but saw three dishes, one soup, and a pot of rice, all presented in attractive colors. in front of.
Although it is not very rich, but for Bu Luoxi who is used to eating instant noodles, he feels that these three dishes and one soup are already quite remarkable.
He swallowed his saliva, quietly picked up a pair of chopsticks on the table, and wanted to secretly pick up a piece of beef to taste, but he was fooled into stir-frying chestnuts, and the ground was not light, and the beef just brought in was smashed instantly. Sprayed out with saliva and fell to the ground.
He took a serious look, and it turned out to be that guy Gu Xiaoyu.
"Hey! You are going to die! Why are you hitting me!"
"I'm already dead..." He smiled and said, "As for why I hit you, well..." He pretended to be thinking. "It's because you ate it..."
"This is my house. I bought these things! How can I count it as stealing! You bastard, your skill in turning truth into error is first-rate!" Stopped by his spell, his whole body froze because of his spell, the chopsticks in his hand, and the beef on the chopsticks fell to the table.
"But I cooked these things. Without me, you wouldn't be able to eat these things at all, right? Well, didn't you say that I wouldn't let me eat tonight, but now, those who can't eat, it seems It's Xiaoxi...I am a very vengeful person..." He reached out and patted his face lightly. "How about you beg me, as long as you beg me and please me, I will let you eat, how about it?"
After that, he lightly tapped his forehead with his fingertips, and he returned to his original shape. He raised his clenched right hand and swung it towards him, but he caught him.His index finger covered his cherry lips, and his purple eyes narrowed slightly.
"You are disobedient...so, I have nothing to eat..." After saying that, he stopped him again, and he pulled a chair, filled a bowl of white rice, and said happily I ate it myself.
As for Bu Luoxi, who was standing by the side, seeing the psychopath in front of him eating so happily, he could only swallow his saliva.
Maybe he really shouldn't teach this guy how to use all kinds of tools. After all, he can be regarded as a teacher. Who would have thought that this guy would reward him like this after he graduated from the teacher, white-eyed wolf, stinky guy!But, then again, if it weren't for Gu Xiaoyu's amazing understanding of cooking, he, Bu Luoxi, would not be able to teach such an outstanding apprentice in such a short period of time, would he?
After he finished his meal, he stood up and stretched leisurely.However, he only ate green peppers on the plate of fried pepper beef.
"Are you hungry? Blink if you're hungry. If you're not, I'll leave..."
So... Blinking desperately...! ! !
He undid the spell cast on him, he stood for a long time, it was very difficult, and he was no longer in the mood to think about beating Gu Xiaoyu, and suddenly he collapsed on the chair, and he served him A bowl of rice, hand him clean chopsticks.
"Eat..." His tone became extremely gentle at the moment. He glanced at him. He had a serious face before and could receive chopsticks, but he fell into madness. , it was no different from that extremely hungry beggar.But maybe we should be considerate of God Bu, a guy who hasn't had a good meal for more than ten years, absolutely can't go anywhere.
"Slow down, I won't fight with you... Be careful not to choke..."
He said this, but he rolled his eyes at him, puffed his cheeks, and spoke vaguely.
"Who knows if you will play any tricks, if I don't eat it quickly, these...cough cough cough..."
Well, well, I'm sure I'm choking.
"Water...water..." He beat his heart and howled at the top of his voice.Seeing that the situation was not good, he was in a hurry, so he had no choice but to put a bowl of tap water and feed him to drink.
After being rescued, he immediately felt comfortable, limp on the chair, and gasped for breath while rubbing his belly.
"I'm so full... I wanted to eat another bowl, but it's a pity that the burden of being an idol is too heavy..."
"Eat another bowl?" He glanced at the eighteen empty bowls on the table, stretched his neck and swallowed. "I really can't see that your appetite is so shocking?"
"Shocking?" He squinted at him. "What do you know, even though I'm an idol of the whole people, I'm still a real man. I eat a lot, shouldn't it be right? Those who only eat a little bit are a little bitch, my lord. Can it be the same as them?"
"Is there a difference?" He expressed his extreme puzzlement of his logic.
"Yo ha...!" He stood up and rubbed his fists. "What do you mean by your words..." He stared at him with incomparable arrogance.
"Are you too full to eat, and you still want to rebel?" He squinted at him, and the cunning in his eyes was faintly visible.
"Yes, I just eat too much and have indigestion, so I want to find someone to practice!"
"Oh, good guy, you really hold grudges..." He frowned slightly, looked at him and said with a smile: "If you fight with me, you are definitely not my opponent, except when we first met, you Take me down while I'm not prepared, that's an exception, I don't think I will let such accidents happen in the future, I think, why not do this, if you can get close to me, even if you win, I will Just let you slap ten times, what do you think?"
"Okay! That's what you said!" He was eager for revenge, and as soon as he finished speaking, he couldn't wait to sweep his foot at him, but he didn't see him.When he turned around, he was standing behind him with a smile on his face.
"You're cheating!" he said unconvinced.
He raised his eyebrows: "How did I cheat?"
"You! No spells!" he ordered.
"But you never said just now that the time has passed, so it must not be invalidated!" After he finished speaking, he disappeared again before his eyes.
He and him, just like this, back and forth, like hiding and seeking, after more than 100 rounds, he couldn't get close to him at all.Instead, he consumed half of his energy, making him tired like a dog.
After all, he still gave up. After all, there is no comparison between this person and a ghost.
"Come out! I surrender, I surrender..." he gasped and shouted.
Hearing this, he emerged from the wall opposite him and walked in front of him.
"What? Don't you want to take revenge on me?" He looked at him with a smile.
"I admit, I'm not the opponent of the monster..." He pursed his mouth: "You play by yourself, I have to go to the fan meeting that was left behind last time tomorrow, I'm going to take a shower... After saying that, he dejectedly took a set of clean clothes and went to the bathroom.He followed him, footsteps were silent, he took his clothes, he also took his clothes, followed him, and went to the bathroom.
Turning on the shower head, he took off his sweat-stained clothes, and immersed himself in the comfort brought by the hot water.
He reached out to the makeup mirror, wanting to get the shower gel, but when he saw Gu Xiaoyu in the mirror, he was so frightened that his feet slipped and he almost fell to the ground.If it was a man with a normal orientation, he would not be afraid, but Gu Xiaoyu, he was a different matter.
"What are you doing here again while I'm taking a shower?!" He reached out to cover the mirror. "Get out of here, Lao Tzu!" After being howled by him, he fell silent, but when a touch of coldness covered his waist, when he looked up, his whole body was instantly injured internally.The neurosis in front of him made him feel extremely horrified.
"Did anyone say that your figure is actually really good..." He breathed and whispered in his ears, his heart was filled with fear and nausea of rejection.
"You are going to die! You are really, really nasty!"
"Thank you for the compliment..." He was still a rascal with a smile on his face.
There was no other way, with the current situation, he had no choice but to put down his face and beg him. "I beg you to go out, okay? I'm really tired. I want to go to bed early after taking a shower. I really don't have time to play with you. Grandpa, I beg you to let me go..."
"Why did you ask me? I came in just to take a bath, to live like you, like the people here..."
"Then why are you holding me?"
"Let's be gentle with you..."
"Let go..."
"As ordered..."
So, the two big men took a bath in a very interesting way, wore the same SpongeBob pajamas, walked out of the steaming bathroom, lay down on the bed, and stared at each other.
"Why are you sleeping on my bed... There is also a bed in the next room, and there is a sofa in the living room outside..."
"I just want to sleep with you..."
"Hahahahaha!" He laughed a few times and said vigilantly: "You kid, don't you have some kind of conspiracy...?"
"No, I just want to sleep with you..."
"It's really just like this?" He was dubious: "You swear, what if you touch me?"
"Unfortunately..."
"make a deal......"
Turn off the lights and sleep.
But.......
"I'm going to die, I'm going to die, what the fuck are you doing!"
"I travel at night..."
"Your grandma! Get off!"
"No, I'm afraid of the cold..."
"You are a ghost, why are you cold!"
"But the deal was also what you said, I was already dead..."
"Bitch!"
"temperament!"
"Go to hell!"
"I am already dead......"
"roll......"
"Straight lines or curves?"
....... The short night, just like this, was spent in the fight between the two of them, the sunlight through the curtains made people dizzy, and he woke up at seven o'clock, but he couldn't see He turned to one side, got up and went to see...
Confused, he also tried to save some of the things he had carefully selected, but he still had a sharp look when he turned his head, and the words bounced back deeply into his stomach.
He stood in the row of snacks, hooked his fingers towards him, ran over slowly, crossed his arms, and gave him a condescending glance.
"Do you regret putting back the things carefully selected by the deity? Ah, you boy..." He stretched out his fingers and flicked his head lightly. "The choice of this deity has never caused any misunderstandings..." He looked complacent.
Hearing his fart, he immediately jumped up angrily, clenched his fist and beat his head, seeing him in pain, all he could do was roll his eyes. "Ah, you bastard, I'm the one who pays for things now, shut your mouth, otherwise, I'll drive you out to wander!"
"You want to rebel?!" He yelled at him while rubbing his head.
"I just want to rebel, why?" He raised his head. "What's none of your business?" After finishing speaking, he gave Gu Xiaoyu a sideways glance, whistled, adjusted his sunglasses, and walked forward by himself.
Breakfast milk, bread, yogurt, beef jerky, chili sauce, coffee...
As he walked, he threw things into the shopping basket in his hand, and he followed behind him, picking up things and throwing things into the basket.Such as instant noodles, instant noodles, instant noodles...
Bu Luoxi: "...Why do you have so many instant noodles?"
Gu Xiaoyu: "The taste is very good..."
He sighed helplessly, and it was rare that he didn't get angry, so he picked up two packs of instant noodles and put them back to the original place. "It's always bad to eat too much instant noodles. It's rare that I'm free tonight. I want to buy some delicious food to go home. If not, if I go to catch the announcement, you won't starve to death if you're alone at home. I won’t be malnourished by eating instant noodles every day..."
"Announcement? What is an announcement?"
"Notice..." He held his forehead with a wry smile: "The so-called notice is my job to make money to support you!" He yelled at him, thinking that he should be speechless to the curious Gu Xiaoyu a pinnacle.When Gu Xiaoyu saw him like this, it was rare that he didn't refute, but just followed behind him quietly, without saying a word, only his eyes were a little lonely.
"sorry......."
When he said such words, he couldn't help but stop when he was walking forward, and looked back at him.
"Why say sorry? Oh..." He patted him on the shoulder. "I just have a volatile temper. It's not that I hate you. Don't be so depressed. We, Xiao Yu, have always been very brazen. Why did I say something today, so you just have a sour face?" He fingered himself with both hands. Her cherry lips curved into a smile. "Okay, smile...smile...huh? If you do this again, I will really be angry..."
"You look like this, you are as stupid as a pig..."
After he finished speaking, he grabbed him a step and walked in front of him. When he came back to his thoughts, he realized that he had been teased by this guy, so he chased him to beat him. The laughter of the two became The empty supermarket, the brightest scenery.
After buying what they needed, the two of them walked out of the gate of the supermarket talking and laughing, but they couldn't stop fighting all the way.
"Gu Xiaoyu, you goddamn psychopath, how dare you play me?! Huh? You really are...!"
"Baby, you have to get used to it, maybe you will be fooled by me for the rest of your life..."
"You...shameless pervert!"
"It's enough for me to be cheeky!"
"Ah, you bastard!" He was furious, he was carrying too many things, but he couldn't walk fast, so he picked up a small stone at his feet and threw it at him. In front of him, he stretched out his hand to pick up the small pebble flying in mid-air, and held it in the palm of his hand. Red light poured from between his fingers. He walked in front of him and spread his palm, only to see that the originally black and unadorned pebble had turned into a dark one. The red color is like chicken blood jade, and the biggest highlight is the profound Xiao character on its surface.
"This..." He swallowed, his bright eyes flashed with surprise and joy.
"For you..." He stretched out his hand and moved the stone closer to him, and he took it carefully, feeling the subtlety of the lingering fragrance in his palm passing from his fingertips.
His eyes moved slightly, and in the dark night sky, red light quietly floated up, dotted with stars, like flying snow, filling the air, isolating the noise of human voices, exaggerating the tranquility that belonged only to the two of them.He looked up and raised his hand to catch a little bit of redness, but the feeling of coolness was fleeting.
"Is it beautiful...?" He looked at him with a smile.
"Yeah!" He nodded, the word "hmm" was short and powerful, but he couldn't hide the surge of joy.
Unknowingly, he stretched out his hands to hold his face, and he looked at him, but for some reason, there was a surge of admiration in his heart, even though Bu Luoxi had tried his best to restrain himself, he only thought it was an illusion, But when his lips covered his own, he realized that the feeling was so real and profound.
He opened his eyes wide, looking at his face which was magnified several times due to the close proximity, he felt his heart beating constantly, and the things in his hands fell to the ground, he looked at his eyes which were affectionately closed, and felt the tenderness of his lips Cool, even breathing became cautious.
It seems that when he kissed her for the first time, she was not so nervous.
Could it be that he, Bu Luoxi, stayed alone in the empty room for too long and fell in love with a man?Bu Luoxi shook his head frantically.He is the only one in their Bu family, if he fell in love with the psychopath in front of him, wouldn't that be a big crime!No no no absolutely no!It's wrong for a man to like a man!He wants to find a woman he likes and live his whole life by himself!
After a long time, he finally let go of him, and he no longer wanted to touch his lips in a daze for the first time, but stuck out his tongue and gasped like a dog, if he held it for another 3 minutes, he thought he could I went to see Hades.
"You want...!" After breathing enough fresh air, he opened his mouth to scold him, but was pulled into his arms by him, leaning on his shoulder, inadvertently absorbing the faint scent of his body, those Cursing words reached his lips, but he swallowed them again.
"Bu Luoxi, from today onwards, let me protect you, let me stay by your side in such a shameless way, for the rest of my life, always, always, don't let me leave..." He whispered in his ear Side whispered.
It made his ears feel hot and his cheeks turn red. "Hey... what are you talking about..." He pushed him: "Let me go... the passer-by just now has looked at us many times. …”
"Maybe you don't know that you are as beautiful as a fairy in a painting..." He breathed quietly into his ear, and then he felt a moist feeling, accompanied by a slight pain The feeling spread to his earlobe.
Is this guy biting his Bu Luoxi's ear?Pervert, pervert, pervert!Bu Luoxi's stomach was really upset for a while, it was even more terrifying than eating raw large intestine! ! !
"You're going to die!" He pushed him.
"I'm dead, but half a monster and half a ghost..." he whispered frivolously.
"Stinky boy, don't even think about eating tonight!" He gritted his teeth.
"I won't let myself starve to death, for example, when you are sleeping...Actually, you fell in love with me just now, right?" His tone was soft, teasing.
"No...no..." He was a little flustered, and his tongue suddenly became knotted, which even he himself did not expect.
"You are lying, you are stubborn..."
"You rascal! You pervert!" The strong ambiguous breath made Bu Luoxi feel suffocated, and he didn't know where he got the strength to push him away like this.He straightened his wrinkled clothes, squinting at him with disgust on his face.
"Does this make you angry?" He teased calmly.
"It's none of your business, you brat, don't even think about eating tonight, huh!" After he finished speaking, he bent down and picked up the things on the ground, and walked towards the station angrily, and he followed behind him, walking slowly. As she walked, she stretched her brows and eyes, and looked at his back with a wicked look on her face.
Don't let him Gu Xiaoyu eat?It's not certain who won't let someone eat, arrogant kid...
This was the first time that Bu Luoxi was so unscrupulous. Before he met that psychotic Gu Xiaoyu, his life had always been so orderly, and it was the first time that he went home in the middle of the night.
"It's all because of you. I have something to do tomorrow. It's because of you that I'm so late..." He gave him a blank look.
"It was your will, and it was not forced by me, Bu Luoxi, you can't be so unreasonable..." He was calm and composed.
"How about I just being unreasonable?" He raised his finger and pointed to his face. "Where are you unconvinced!"
He turned his face and looked at him with a smile. "Of course I won't be unconvinced, but if you continue to be so persistent, I'm sure that you admire me..."
"You...are shameless!" He glared at him, then turned his face away.
He smiled. "Concession, Concession..."
The two of them stopped talking until they got on the bus and sat next to each other, and they didn't speak for a long time.
He was holding a bunch of things and looking out the window, while he was leaning on his shoulder, falling into a dream.He didn't push him away, just glanced at him, only smiled helplessly, and continued to look out the window, the night was bright and the neon lights were dazzling.
And when he woke up again, he was already on his own bed. Gu Xiaoyu was sitting by his bed, resting his chin with one hand, staring at him intently.
He rubbed his eyes, rubbed his face for a while, and then sat up on the bed as if he had lost his soul.
"Where are my sunglasses!" He reached out and grabbed his collar, getting up anytime and anywhere, making him look very excited.
"I lost it..." He looked at him calmly.
"Then those people, didn't they all see me?!" He covered his face: "Oh, I'm going to die, tomorrow's entertainment headlines, I guess it's about me being gay..." They grabbed his crotch with both hands Neck: "You should protect my face, shouldn't you!!!" He choked his neck back and forth: "You are protecting my face, right!"
"No..." He remained calm.
He was going crazy, he was being chased by the media, the frustrated faces of the fans, and all kinds of unsavory and obscene words from the black fans who turned around, the more he thought about it, the stronger his hands became. Big, although it is subconscious, but I think it is enough to strangle a person to death.
But Gu Xiaoyu himself is a half-demon and half-ghost, so after being strangled by Bu Luoxi, shouldn't I be glad that he just lost his head?
"Ah----!!!" That's right, it's Bu Luoxi's fault for this ecstasy. As a person, seeing a head rolling to his feet, he should cry and howl in fear, even though he said , this head has no blood, just glowing red.But still very scary.
"Is that why I scare you...?" The head next to the feet opened its mouth to speak, and rolled its eyes at Bu Luoxi angrily.
"I killed...!" He looked terrified.
"No, you killed a ghost..." He rolled his eyes and looked at him expressionlessly.Immediately frightened him, it can be said that he was lost. He pulled the quilt to wrap himself tightly, but he could still clearly feel his high-frequency trembling movements.
"I know......"
"What do you know, you know, I didn't mean to..."
"Then you did it on purpose..." Immediately afterwards, he felt someone pulling his quilt. He tried his best to resist the external force, but the quilt was still pulled away. He yelled frantically, And when he shook off his fear and looked at him intact in front of him, he was truly relieved.
He got off the bed, stood on tiptoes, and stretched out his hands to caress *'s neck, but it was completely intact without a trace.
"Are you okay..."
"I'm not human, so what can happen?" He pressed the hand that was wandering around his neck, and looked at him with extremely ambiguous eyes. "But are you teasing me now?"
As he said this, he immediately withdrew his hand.
"What teasing, I will tease the sow in my backyard, and I won't tease you..."
"You have a sow at home?" He frowned slightly, looking at him with a half-smile.
"It's... it's none of your business... it's none of your business...!" After retorting, he went to the kitchen, but then, he heard a high-pitched voice The call came from the kitchen, he hurried to the kitchen to see, it turned out that he was about to boil beef.But, the beef was not cooked, but the wrists of his hands were swollen with many blisters.
"What the hell are you doing?!" He looked at his red and swollen wrists, his heart felt like it had been cut by a knife, and it hurt a little.
He rolled his eyes at him. "Isn't it just to cook for you, who knew that the damn gas burned me, you, you don't know anything, I, the young master who hasn't cooked for more than ten years, is now cooking for you , shouldn’t you worship me well! This tone, what do you mean, you!”
"How does the gas fire work?" he asked.
Although he didn't know what he wanted to do, he still told him how to use the gas stove, along with the knowledge about the oil, salt, sauce, vinegar, sugar, rice cooker, and microwave oven, and told him one by one. Then, he put the shovel in his hand In a flash, he ran to the room by himself and dealt with the scald burns.
Soon after......
The smell of the food permeated the whole room. He took care of the wound seductively and was playing computer. He couldn't help running out, but saw three dishes, one soup, and a pot of rice, all presented in attractive colors. in front of.
Although it is not very rich, but for Bu Luoxi who is used to eating instant noodles, he feels that these three dishes and one soup are already quite remarkable.
He swallowed his saliva, quietly picked up a pair of chopsticks on the table, and wanted to secretly pick up a piece of beef to taste, but he was fooled into stir-frying chestnuts, and the ground was not light, and the beef just brought in was smashed instantly. Sprayed out with saliva and fell to the ground.
He took a serious look, and it turned out to be that guy Gu Xiaoyu.
"Hey! You are going to die! Why are you hitting me!"
"I'm already dead..." He smiled and said, "As for why I hit you, well..." He pretended to be thinking. "It's because you ate it..."
"This is my house. I bought these things! How can I count it as stealing! You bastard, your skill in turning truth into error is first-rate!" Stopped by his spell, his whole body froze because of his spell, the chopsticks in his hand, and the beef on the chopsticks fell to the table.
"But I cooked these things. Without me, you wouldn't be able to eat these things at all, right? Well, didn't you say that I wouldn't let me eat tonight, but now, those who can't eat, it seems It's Xiaoxi...I am a very vengeful person..." He reached out and patted his face lightly. "How about you beg me, as long as you beg me and please me, I will let you eat, how about it?"
After that, he lightly tapped his forehead with his fingertips, and he returned to his original shape. He raised his clenched right hand and swung it towards him, but he caught him.His index finger covered his cherry lips, and his purple eyes narrowed slightly.
"You are disobedient...so, I have nothing to eat..." After saying that, he stopped him again, and he pulled a chair, filled a bowl of white rice, and said happily I ate it myself.
As for Bu Luoxi, who was standing by the side, seeing the psychopath in front of him eating so happily, he could only swallow his saliva.
Maybe he really shouldn't teach this guy how to use all kinds of tools. After all, he can be regarded as a teacher. Who would have thought that this guy would reward him like this after he graduated from the teacher, white-eyed wolf, stinky guy!But, then again, if it weren't for Gu Xiaoyu's amazing understanding of cooking, he, Bu Luoxi, would not be able to teach such an outstanding apprentice in such a short period of time, would he?
After he finished his meal, he stood up and stretched leisurely.However, he only ate green peppers on the plate of fried pepper beef.
"Are you hungry? Blink if you're hungry. If you're not, I'll leave..."
So... Blinking desperately...! ! !
He undid the spell cast on him, he stood for a long time, it was very difficult, and he was no longer in the mood to think about beating Gu Xiaoyu, and suddenly he collapsed on the chair, and he served him A bowl of rice, hand him clean chopsticks.
"Eat..." His tone became extremely gentle at the moment. He glanced at him. He had a serious face before and could receive chopsticks, but he fell into madness. , it was no different from that extremely hungry beggar.But maybe we should be considerate of God Bu, a guy who hasn't had a good meal for more than ten years, absolutely can't go anywhere.
"Slow down, I won't fight with you... Be careful not to choke..."
He said this, but he rolled his eyes at him, puffed his cheeks, and spoke vaguely.
"Who knows if you will play any tricks, if I don't eat it quickly, these...cough cough cough..."
Well, well, I'm sure I'm choking.
"Water...water..." He beat his heart and howled at the top of his voice.Seeing that the situation was not good, he was in a hurry, so he had no choice but to put a bowl of tap water and feed him to drink.
After being rescued, he immediately felt comfortable, limp on the chair, and gasped for breath while rubbing his belly.
"I'm so full... I wanted to eat another bowl, but it's a pity that the burden of being an idol is too heavy..."
"Eat another bowl?" He glanced at the eighteen empty bowls on the table, stretched his neck and swallowed. "I really can't see that your appetite is so shocking?"
"Shocking?" He squinted at him. "What do you know, even though I'm an idol of the whole people, I'm still a real man. I eat a lot, shouldn't it be right? Those who only eat a little bit are a little bitch, my lord. Can it be the same as them?"
"Is there a difference?" He expressed his extreme puzzlement of his logic.
"Yo ha...!" He stood up and rubbed his fists. "What do you mean by your words..." He stared at him with incomparable arrogance.
"Are you too full to eat, and you still want to rebel?" He squinted at him, and the cunning in his eyes was faintly visible.
"Yes, I just eat too much and have indigestion, so I want to find someone to practice!"
"Oh, good guy, you really hold grudges..." He frowned slightly, looked at him and said with a smile: "If you fight with me, you are definitely not my opponent, except when we first met, you Take me down while I'm not prepared, that's an exception, I don't think I will let such accidents happen in the future, I think, why not do this, if you can get close to me, even if you win, I will Just let you slap ten times, what do you think?"
"Okay! That's what you said!" He was eager for revenge, and as soon as he finished speaking, he couldn't wait to sweep his foot at him, but he didn't see him.When he turned around, he was standing behind him with a smile on his face.
"You're cheating!" he said unconvinced.
He raised his eyebrows: "How did I cheat?"
"You! No spells!" he ordered.
"But you never said just now that the time has passed, so it must not be invalidated!" After he finished speaking, he disappeared again before his eyes.
He and him, just like this, back and forth, like hiding and seeking, after more than 100 rounds, he couldn't get close to him at all.Instead, he consumed half of his energy, making him tired like a dog.
After all, he still gave up. After all, there is no comparison between this person and a ghost.
"Come out! I surrender, I surrender..." he gasped and shouted.
Hearing this, he emerged from the wall opposite him and walked in front of him.
"What? Don't you want to take revenge on me?" He looked at him with a smile.
"I admit, I'm not the opponent of the monster..." He pursed his mouth: "You play by yourself, I have to go to the fan meeting that was left behind last time tomorrow, I'm going to take a shower... After saying that, he dejectedly took a set of clean clothes and went to the bathroom.He followed him, footsteps were silent, he took his clothes, he also took his clothes, followed him, and went to the bathroom.
Turning on the shower head, he took off his sweat-stained clothes, and immersed himself in the comfort brought by the hot water.
He reached out to the makeup mirror, wanting to get the shower gel, but when he saw Gu Xiaoyu in the mirror, he was so frightened that his feet slipped and he almost fell to the ground.If it was a man with a normal orientation, he would not be afraid, but Gu Xiaoyu, he was a different matter.
"What are you doing here again while I'm taking a shower?!" He reached out to cover the mirror. "Get out of here, Lao Tzu!" After being howled by him, he fell silent, but when a touch of coldness covered his waist, when he looked up, his whole body was instantly injured internally.The neurosis in front of him made him feel extremely horrified.
"Did anyone say that your figure is actually really good..." He breathed and whispered in his ears, his heart was filled with fear and nausea of rejection.
"You are going to die! You are really, really nasty!"
"Thank you for the compliment..." He was still a rascal with a smile on his face.
There was no other way, with the current situation, he had no choice but to put down his face and beg him. "I beg you to go out, okay? I'm really tired. I want to go to bed early after taking a shower. I really don't have time to play with you. Grandpa, I beg you to let me go..."
"Why did you ask me? I came in just to take a bath, to live like you, like the people here..."
"Then why are you holding me?"
"Let's be gentle with you..."
"Let go..."
"As ordered..."
So, the two big men took a bath in a very interesting way, wore the same SpongeBob pajamas, walked out of the steaming bathroom, lay down on the bed, and stared at each other.
"Why are you sleeping on my bed... There is also a bed in the next room, and there is a sofa in the living room outside..."
"I just want to sleep with you..."
"Hahahahaha!" He laughed a few times and said vigilantly: "You kid, don't you have some kind of conspiracy...?"
"No, I just want to sleep with you..."
"It's really just like this?" He was dubious: "You swear, what if you touch me?"
"Unfortunately..."
"make a deal......"
Turn off the lights and sleep.
But.......
"I'm going to die, I'm going to die, what the fuck are you doing!"
"I travel at night..."
"Your grandma! Get off!"
"No, I'm afraid of the cold..."
"You are a ghost, why are you cold!"
"But the deal was also what you said, I was already dead..."
"Bitch!"
"temperament!"
"Go to hell!"
"I am already dead......"
"roll......"
"Straight lines or curves?"
....... The short night, just like this, was spent in the fight between the two of them, the sunlight through the curtains made people dizzy, and he woke up at seven o'clock, but he couldn't see He turned to one side, got up and went to see...
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