"Bring it to you!" He couldn't see his embarrassing appearance, so he simply reached out and snatched one, and looked at his surprised face, but he looked complacent.

"It's just a person..." He laughed and said, "In the face of beautiful things, there is no resistance..."

He gave him a blank look. "Of course I'm human, you can do without eating, but I will be hungry...you still don't let me..."

Hearing his words, he didn't know how to answer. He realized his mistake, and a feeling of guilt suddenly ignited in his heart. "I'm sorry, I'm just like this, especially straightforward, you, don't worry..."

There was a hint of helplessness in his smile: "No..."

"It's all out anyway, I think, why don't we go and have a good time..." Before he could say anything, he took his hand and led him to the nearby platform, squeezing through the bustling crowd, ignoring Everyone complained, and got on the 246 bus first. However, the bus was already overcrowded. Although the movement was fast, we still had to stand.

Bu Luoxi is professional. Although it was not the first time he took the bus, he still put on sunglasses and lowered his black velvet hat. Being recognized as a national idol would be a disaster for him.

"Where are we going? It's getting late...it's..." Gu Xiaoyu stood opposite him, looking at the scene of speeding outside the car window, asked puzzledly, his tone seemed a little worry.

"I told you to take you to play!" He freed up a hand that was holding the ring, and put it on his shoulder. "Are you afraid that I will sell you? Oh, when did our Xiao Yu become so timid? It's not like you..."

He chuckled. "Hearing what you said, it seems that you know what I was like in the past, and he put a free hand on his shoulder: "Tell me, what did Gu Xiaoyu look like in the past? "

"What are you talking about, I'm joking..." He glanced at him in a panic, and lowered his head. "I really... can't take a little joke..."

"Being serious with you, isn't it good...?"

"You...!" Hearing what he said, he immediately raised his head and widened his eyes as a warning.He smiled.He couldn't understand his frivolous behavior, so he stretched out his hand and pushed him back hard. At this moment, someone was about to get off the bus. When the bus braked, due to inertia, Gu Xiaoyu threw himself forward. , Bu Luoxi wanted to dodge, but he couldn't dodge, so it was expected that their lips touched together.

Amidst the dumbstruck of the crowd and the "wow" exclamation of the girls, Bu Luoxi's face was flushed like a fire, and he finally pushed Gu Xiaoyu away, but the sunglasses fell to the ground, and Bu Luoxi was stunned for a while, looking back After glancing at the dumbfounded crowd, he hastily pulled the black velvet hat lower and put it on his pretty face.

But this act of reflexive arc expiration has indeed been unable to stop the crazy humans.

"Isn't this Bo Luoxi!"

"Yes, yes, I really didn't expect me to be so handsome!!!"

"Male god! I yelled when I fell asleep, and kept sticking you to the head of the bed!"

"I'll hold you all the time when I sleep...!"

Listen to these words, it's really crazy enough, why do I keep hugging you when I sleep, it's clearly just hugging the photo, okay? !The hungry wolf girl is always scary, so now the only way is to... run away!

"Master, stop!"

Bu Luoxi wanted to ask the driver to stop, but he seemed to have ignored the driver's gender, and he was just a girl in her early twenties, who was in her dream period.Bu Luoxi's shout really touched his girlish heart.

"What's the matter, brother? Ah, I really didn't expect my brother not only to be handsome, but also to sing well, and even to speak with such a magnetic voice?!" The handsome female driver squeezed past him while talking. The crowd came towards Bu Luoxi. Seeing that the situation was not good, Bu Luoxi subconsciously clenched Gu Xiaoyu's sleeve tightly.

"You...you can teleport right away...take me away, I can go anywhere..." He frowned tightly and whispered in his ear, he heard He said, glanced at the female driver who was approaching, the corners of his lips curled slightly, his eyes moved slightly, just like that, he put his arms around Bu Luoxi's waist, led him, and disappeared into the crowded bus in a red light .

Everyone watched this scene, and they were stunned for a long time before they came back to their senses. Fortunately, they all believed it. For this unscientific phenomenon, they would rather believe that it was their old eyesight that was dim, or that cataract and glaucoma had advanced.

When Gu Xiaoyu first came to the 21st century, he had no sense of direction, but this time, it was a hell of a thing!Well, he was a ghost... This time, this guy was in the right place. Bu Luoxi didn't tell him that he was going to "KUYI Paradise", so he could still arrive?It was definitely a mistake, absolutely yes...

Standing at the gate of the paradise, he stared at him and swallowed his saliva.

"How do you know I'm coming here? Don't tell me, you have...mind reading skills!" He said, shrinking back intentionally, squinting at him.

"So what if I can read minds? I'm already a ghost. Could it be that you're still afraid of me because of this?"

He patted him on the shoulder. "Oh, are you kidding me...you guy, why are you always so serious..." He was a little embarrassed, his eyes were looking away, but he didn't want to, he would suddenly come forward and hug him .

"Do you really think I'm serious?" He breathed leisurely into his ear. "Do you really believe that I'm a decent person?"

"You let go... There are so many people here, maybe there will be paparazzi, do you want me to be exposed as gay!" He put his hands on himself. "Let's go, no matter how poor you are, you won't have time to play..." He took his hand and walked in, and he cooperated and stopped talking.

Gu Xiaoyu was dazzled by all kinds of entertainment. He was very curious about everything, such as Ferris wheel and space walk, but he always had to ask questions. Fortunately, Bu Luoxi was very interested in this special creature. , showed great patience.

"After asking so many questions, what exactly do you want to play? It's agreed except..."

"Haunted House!"

Before Bu Luoxi could finish speaking, Gu Xiaoyu took a step ahead. In fact, we wanted to say that you can choose anything except the haunted house, but who knew that the speed at which this kid rushed to talk was so shocking. !I admire you!Bu Luoxi felt a little uncomfortable. Although we are a generation of great gods, handsome and handsome... But no matter how perfect this person is, he is still just a person after all. As a human being, there should be advantages and disadvantages. No exception, although it is not the first time for him to visit this paradise, but every time, he dare not enter the haunted house, everyone has their own fears, and he is afraid of ghosts.Of course, this guy in front of him is special.

"I said, you are not allowed to play in the haunted house..." He gave him a sideways glance, adjusted the frame of the sunglasses, and ordered in a deep voice.

"What? Are you afraid?" He raised his eyebrows and looked at him. "Am I the real real man between you and me?"

He looked up at his slightly mocking face, and said loudly: "I'm also a real man! It's true!"

"How do I know, you didn't take off your pants to show me, who knows if you are a woman turned into a man..." He clasped his waist with his hands behind his back, and lifted his hands with fingers He said frivolously, "Why don't you find a place where you can take it off for me to see, how about it?"

"You... Let me tell you Gu Xiaoyu, you are really enough..." He pushed him away, pointed his face with his index finger, and reproached: "If you So, I'm going home..."

"You don't have to take it off. I want to go to the haunted house, so you take me there..." He took advantage of the fire.

"You... oh, when you say something, I always say honorifics, don't be an old deity, you want to say me, you know, you want to say me..."

"It's not important, anyway, I'm going to the haunted house...!"

"Ah, really..." He held his forehead, but couldn't help but agree with him because of the firm expression on his face. "Let's say it first, I won't go in!" Almost in front of the haunted house, he suddenly said such a sentence.

"Why?" He smiled slightly: "Didn't you swear so swearingly just now, saying what you are, a real man? You won't be afraid of this?" There was a trace of contempt in his eyes.

"I... Actually, I have heart disease... I'm not afraid..."

At this time, even if we are looking for an excuse, we need to find a high-end excuse. Heart disease or something, isn’t it reasonable for a haunted house? I still don’t believe it. Hmph... Bu Luoxi secretly rejoiced.

"You lied to me..." He squinted at him with a half-smile.

He hastily waved his hands. "I haven't lied since I grew up, how could I lie to you, you can't slander my personality..."

He grabbed his right wrist, hard. "If you go in and you die suddenly from your old illness, I can save you, so don't be afraid, let's go!" Room".

As soon as he stepped in, he started yelling.

"Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa at..following..."

"Follow what? Could there really be a real ghost? Ah, that would be interesting, wouldn't it?"

"What's so interesting..." He grabbed his arm tightly, lowered his head, and didn't dare to look around to guard against something. "You don't know, although these are fakes, but the effect is really realistic..." He twisted his arm complainingly. "It's all your fault, I can't even say no, you just want to come, crazy..."

"Didn't you think I was crazy from the beginning? There is no need to repeat, with me here, who can hurt you?"

He rolled his eyes angrily at him. "You just blow it, no one can hurt me, I tell you, you are the one who hurt me, you brought me here, you are hurting me..."

"Excuses..." He sneered, "If I really want to hurt you, this world really won't have you anymore..."

"You...!" He had nothing to say, and he felt suffocated in his heart, so he simply shook off his hand and walked forward. "Say I'm not a real man, say I'm not a man...huh...",

"Oh, um, man enough, there is a zombie with blue face and fangs in front of you..." He said calmly after complimenting him a few words.

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!"He originally thought that after hearing what he said, he would run wildly and hug him tightly. Who knew, after waiting for a long time, there was no movement. The haunted house was full of noise, and his voice gradually disappeared. Get rid of those "zombie ghosts" blocking the way and find him all the way.

After groping for two and a half hours, he finally found him in a cave-like cave, and this was the VIP room of the Ghost Slaughter House. Presumably, Bu Luoxi was picked up by them from many tourists. Among them, the lucky tourist was selected.As a result, he was pulled away by the staff halfway.

Bu Luoxi never thought that such a bloody thing would happen to him.

However, only when he has to face the vicious Hades and all kinds of "spirits" can he win the prize. Bu Luoxi doesn't care about the so-called luck at all, and being caught by two so-called nobles is simply torture.. ....

"So you're here..." He never expected that Gu Xiaoyu would find him and rescue him from the two so-called ghosts.He was suddenly filled with fear and joy, he didn't care much, and just like that, he threw himself into his arms.He took him to leave, but was stopped by Hades.

"Wait a minute, sir, you are our lucky concept..."

"He doesn't need..." After saying coldly, he still took him away. Seeing that he was so scared, he planned not to stay any longer, that's all, he took him out.

"Fortunately you came in time..." Outside Meng Gui Tu's house, he wiped his heart and panted heavily, he looked at him with a gentle smile on his face all the time.

"So, how are you going to thank me?"

He calmed down his anxiety and looked up at him. "I didn't expect you to be so self-interested? It's thanks to you that you are so handsome..." He rolled his eyes, disdainful of him.

He still looked calm. "Handsome is true, but there is no conflict between the two, is there?"

"You... well, tell me, what do you want in return?" He stared at him, and said angrily.

"I'm hungry..." He said three words, concise.

"What?" You just ate my more than 100 yuan mutton skewers, and now you want to eat again? "He felt incredible.

"Don't you have silver taels?" He looked at him contemptuously. "The actors at that time really didn't have any money to earn. They had to be bought by rich people to be able to live in real wealth. Otherwise, you sold yourself to me, money. In the end, they will find a way to pay back the money." It's..." He said, reaching out to hug his small waist, and he took a big step back sensitively.

"*, I'm not that humble actor you were back then! You're hungry, right? Then I'll let you eat to your heart's content! Even if you swiped all the 3000 million in my card, I'll let you eat!" He said Said, he seemed to be able to see the smoke curling from his nostrils, seeing him so angry, but he felt extremely tender, thinking back then, he also wanted to be like this, such anger towards himself, this familiar anger, warmed people's hearts.

As he said, he stepped forward and took his hand, and took him to the big supermarket on the other side of the playground——Fuan

Although there are a lot of tourists, there are not a few people in the supermarket. Also, there are many small shops around, so there are not many people coming to such a large supermarket that takes the opportunity to increase prices.

After all, most people don't want to lose money by themselves, and in terms of money, even if it's a little bit, most people still really don't want to, but it doesn't rule out rich fools like him, Bu Luoxi.

"Choose what you want to eat... I will pay after the selection..." Bu Luoxi said, and sat down in the lounge of the supermarket, while Gu Xiaoyu wandered around indiscriminately. with.There are so many kinds of products, it is simply dazzling his eyes.

Chili sauce, caviar, old godmother, century-old pickled peppers, baking powder... Half a moment passed, and after Gu Xiaoyu chose these things, he walked to Bu Luoxi's with a basket full of things. before.

"Buy it?" He asked, then took a look at the basket in his hand, and suddenly felt depressed.And he looked at his surprised face, which was full of puzzlement.

"What's the matter? Is there something wrong with the things I bought?"

And he felt as if he had been hit by a sword, and he was injured instantly.

"Did you buy old pickled peppers because you miss the flowery sausage mouth? How long have you bought black fungus? How long has it been since you saw a woman? You still miss black fungus! Well, you buy old godmother, you buy caviar, these I Both are acceptable, but..." He picked up a pack of seven-dimensional space and presented it in front of his eyes. "Can you tell me what this is! You are afraid of wetting the bed!" He said this, which caused the cashier beside him to giggle. The basket of messy things, put the things in it back to the original place one by one...

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