[Kung Fu Panda] On the stupidity of Lord Shen

[Tsk tsk, what a weak and delicate woman, no wonder my husband loves her so much. --cook】

Shen Xin thought that when Jiuzheng said that looking for his elder brother was to meet him, he was a little nervous at first. Although he tried his best to conceal it, Jiuzheng's shoulders kept shaking all the way, no matter how calm he was, Shen Xin wished he could wait a second. Just beat Jiuzheng.

But when he arrived at the destination, he realized that he was thinking too much. What Jiu Zuo said was looking for, it was not a meeting in person at all, but a simple letter writing.

"Please trouble this brother, the letter must be delivered as soon as possible." Jiu Zuo smiled very positively, at first glance he really looked like an impatient young man, although he was young at first.

"It must be, this kind of happy event must be known to the family earlier, the young man is so lucky." The clerk at the side congratulated him, and he did not forget to sneak a look at Shen Xin when he was busy, his eyes were full of envy.

"I'm envious of you." Shen Xin staggered and hid behind Jiuzheng, avoiding the man's gaze, muttering dissatisfiedly, looking up to see Jiuzheng smiling, she was gloating, feeling upset, and kicked him .

Hmph, the woman's long skirt is really convenient, as long as the movement is not too big, no one will be seen by outsiders no matter how she kicks, Shen Xin felt secretly refreshed, and kicked a few more times.

Jiuzheng smiled on his face, feeling a little speechless in his heart, he didn't quite understand Shen Xin's strength as a little wild cat, why he kicked so happily, it was almost like scratching an itch, this action was so cute that he wanted to make himself feel like a beast on the spot .

"Guest officer, it's ready, this is change." The clerk handed the written letter paper to the servant who delivered the letter behind, and handed back the remaining taels of silver. Suddenly, Jiu Zuo reached out to hold Shen Xin's hand. The eyes are full of doting, and I can't help but sigh in my heart, it really is a loving couple, tsk tsk, it's so sweet.

In fact, Shen Xin felt that kicking alone was not enough, and planned to poke Jiu Zong with his hands to see if the other party was ticklish, but Jiu Zong saw through it first and caught him in advance.

"Okay, thank you for sending the letter, we husband and wife have gone back." After finishing speaking, Jiuzheng turned around and put his hand on Shen Xin's waist again, and said, "Lady, let's go back quickly and cook some delicious tonics for your husband." .”

Shen Xin's face was so ferocious that she almost couldn't help but want to bite Jiuzheng. Fortunately, she was wearing a hat that covered her face, and she didn't let others see her. Jiuzheng walked back to the inn half-supporting and half-embracing.

As soon as she returned to the room, Shen Xin immediately turned around and left Jiuzheng's arms, pushing Jiuzheng onto the bed with her whole body: "What's going on with that happy event, huh?"

"Doesn't this show that our husband and wife are loving and happy?" That's right, Jiuzheng was in a panic. Everyone now thought that his wife was pregnant. As a newly rich man who took his wife out for fun, he was happy with his precious son. (Although not yet born), it is really enviable, not to mention that the relationship between husband and wife is so good, which is rare.

"It's just writing a letter, do you dare to find another reason!" As a man, it's fine to wear women's clothes and pretend to be a woman, why would he play a pregnant woman!Shen Xin wanted to chop up Jiuzuo right now.

"Isn't this a little less suspicious?" Jiuzheng looked at Shen Xin innocently. The recent inspections here have not been easy. Vermilion's white feathers are indeed too obvious.

Shen Xin stopped talking, forget it, life is much more important than momentary embarrassment and anger, although Jiu Zuo won't let him have trouble, it's good to have less trouble.

"Forget it, it's also convenient for us to buy medicine." If a pregnant woman would visit the pharmacy frequently, she would not be noticed when she bought some blood-enriching medicine for Jiuzheng, Shen Xin thought.

"Don't be angry, we'll be able to go back in a few days." Jiu Zuo comforted Shen Xin's white hair, and let him continue to press on her indifferently: "In the past few nights, I will secretly Sneak back into the barracks, stay here, and study your explosives when you’re bored, tell me if you’re short of materials, and we’ll go back when I clean up the barracks.”

"Don't worry, I have the ability to protect myself now, I've already thought of ways to improve the bomb." Shen Xin propped herself up, and sat on the side of the bed: "What did you say in the letter?"

"I have fixed a time to meet with my brother, but the writing is cryptic, and most people can't see it." Jiuzheng lazily leaned on the bed and did not intend to get up. His injuries have healed a lot these days. The old woodcutter's herbal medicine The effect is still good: "I don't want to inherit the capital of Bainiao, so naturally I can't win this battle, but I can't lose this battle, so I can only find someone to fight for me."

"It's as if you can win if you want to. But, are you willing to make wedding clothes for others?" Shen Xin still couldn't let go of her obsession with Phoenix City, but now it's done, and it's really very important to guard the country. Tired, Shen Xin also gave up the idea of ​​retaking Phoenix City, but Jiuzheng's situation is different from him.

"When the elder brother comes, we will be able to get out of the body and go freely. The right and wrong of the court, and a series of subsequent stalls will be taken over by someone. How good it is." Jiu Zuo said He didn't care much about it, he had been traveling for a few years, his temper had already changed, even if he didn't have conflicts with his father, he probably didn't want to go back.

Seeing this, Shen Xin felt relieved, in fact, he also felt bored these days, the few years away from the imperial court, he lived very comfortably, once this matter is settled, he will live in seclusion in the city from now on, it's not bad.

"By the way, there is one more thing. I have been thinking for the past few days. Although the artillery is powerful, it takes a certain amount of time to standardize the enemy. I have a new idea. I will give you a list tomorrow, and you can help me prepare it. "

"it is good."

"You trust me that much, and you don't ask any more questions?" Shen Xin asked suspiciously.

From nowhere, Jiu Zuo took out the fan that he hadn't seen for a long time, raised the corner of his mouth, pressed the handle of the fan against Shen Xin's chin, raised it up slightly and said, "Such a beautiful woman is so romantic even if she is a ghost."

Shen Xin felt a chill in her heart, she shook her body and patted it away with her palm: "Which kind of girl can be fooled by such foolish words, go get some food, I'm hungry."

This is just a small town, neither far nor close to the battlefield, and it takes seven or eight days to go back and forth, and it happens to be blocked by a few mountains, but it has a bit of a paradise, and the residents live together scattered , although the business in the inn is also cold, but it is also quiet, except for the innkeeper and a cook, there is no one else. Sometimes the boss is out on business, and guests need to go downstairs to the cook for three meals a day.

"Okay, what do you want to eat this time?"

"Porridge with cabbage."

"So bland?" Jiu Zuo looked at Shen Xin in disbelief, his eyes were shining when he saw the meat before!

"It's good to have a few soup dumplings. I've eaten too much meat recently, and I feel so tired."

Jiu Zuo nodded, and agreed with Shen Xin's words very much. If there are many things in the mountains, except for wild vegetables, there are only meaty birds and animals. Although wild vegetables are vegetables, there are not many wild vegetables in the mountains. The taste is rough, and sometimes it is harder to digest than meat.

After Jiu Zuo left, Shen Xin was not idle, took out a pen and paper and began to write and draw on it. Now that there are cannons and explosive balls, is there any possibility of something like laying a trap that makes people explode as soon as they walk up? Woolen cloth?Shen Xin thought excitedly, if it can be used in combination with formations, then this battle might not be too long to win.

"Squeak!" The door made a sound, and when I looked up, I saw Jiuzheng came back with a steaming bag of things: "I went to buy buns, and the food will be ready in a while."

Hearing the sound, Shen Xin put down the things in her hand, took the package in Jiuzheng's hand, opened it, and the smell of meat soon filled the whole room: "It smells so good, buy more tonight."

"My lord! The food you asked for is ready, but please bring it up!" The cook's voice came from downstairs.

"I'm going downstairs to get the food. The buns are still hot. It's just right to eat after the porridge." Jiu Zuo ordered a few words, and then left the room again.

Shen Xin squeezed the soft hot bun in her hand, reluctant to let it go, it doesn't matter if she wants to steal a bite: "Hey, why do you want to steal it, why should I listen to him?"

Surprised, Shen Xin suddenly felt a stabbing pain in his chest, and his face paled instantly. He got up and wanted to walk to the door, but his footsteps were weak, and his legs softened after taking half a step. Zuo appeared at the door in a panic, and passed out before he could speak.

The author has something to say:

Black gauze hat, uh, actually the real name is [Valley Hat], I have been mistaken before, anyway, everyone knows that it is the kind of hat with gauze, um, it is too troublesome to modify, QAQ Smith Masai, let’s just pick it up , everyone is so smart, you must be able to understand! _(:з」∠)_