[Kung Fu Panda] On the stupidity of Lord Shen

[It is agreed to be a quiet and handsome man!Woolen cloth!Woolen cloth! ——Onlookers]

In the evening, Jiu Zuo finally came back safely, and it seemed that there were no accidents on the way.

"Why, you look so relaxed, you're not worried about those killers before?" Compared to Shen Xin who was always worried about the discovery of the place where the two of them were temporarily hiding, Jiu Zuo's expression was simply too relaxed.

"It won't appear these days, and it won't happen in the future."

"Huh? You are so sure!" I was just asking casually, but I didn't expect to hear such a reply: "Did you do something else?"

"You want to try these clothes. Although it's warm in the afternoon, it's almost winter." Jiu Zuo took out the newly bought clothes and spread them out in front of Shen Xin: "Tell me about this while you're wearing it."

Shen Xin is the bird that was killed by curiosity. As soon as she heard that there was a secret to know, she immediately behaved a lot better. She honestly picked up the women's clothing, without any of the previous twists, and put it on in a hurry. Standing up, he urged: "Then tell me quickly, I'm already wearing one."

"Cough." Glared by Shen Xin's small eyes, Jiu Zuo almost lost his soul. If he hadn't been injured and was unprepared for the past few days, he would have rushed forward. reason?Forget it, after all, you have to be more cautious the first time. If you accidentally fail to do a step well, it will be bad to scare people away in the future.

Jiu Zuo gritted his teeth, and after making another account for Shen Xin in his heart, he continued: "How could I be really helpless in the barracks, they have almost exposed their hole cards in this attack, that night I left a mark on all those who chased us down, and they must have been locked by my men the next day."

"It sounds amazing." Shen Xin put on the last piece of clothing and worked hard to get the women's clothes on. To be honest, women's clothes are troublesome to wear. Hey, there seems to be something wrong: "Jiu Zhuo, isn't it weird?" , why is it so tight here?"

Jiu Zuo gave Shen Xin a blank look, obviously he was pestering himself to hear the secret before, but it ended up like this after listening to it?Jiu Zuo expressed his displeasure at not being rewarded, but under Shen Xin's pitiful (not) eyes, he resignedly leaned over: "Huh? You are wearing it wrong, this button has to be buttoned like this."

"Oh, I thought all women were so thin." Muttering in a low voice, Shen Xin finally finished her clothes with the help of Jiu Zuo: "Can I go out now?"

Jiu Zuo, who was eating tofu secretly, reluctantly put down his hand touching Shen Xin's waist, and then took a few steps back: "Turn around and let me have a look."

"..." Shen Xin twirled around on the spot obediently, the hem of her skirt floated up and down slightly following his movements, making Jiu Zuo almost unable to hold back.

To be honest, Shen Xin's appearance is really good. The Peacock Clan is a race rich in beauties, and Shen Xin's background is extremely noble. Except for the thinness caused by congenital inadequacy, his face can be regarded as extremely delicate and charming. , and in addition, he is a peacock with white feathers, and his cool demeanor after the gorgeousness has faded, even the extremely coquettish cinnabar mark between the eyebrows can't stop it.

Of course, the premise of all this is that he must be there quietly.

When she stumbled, Shen Xin screamed and fell to the ground, her face was dusty, she lost all temperament at the moment, and cursed: "Fuck you, the skirt is so long that it can be used as a rag!"

Jiu Zuo, who was standing on one side and staring at him in awe, was startled, and hurried forward to help him up, but he was implicated tragically, and Shen Xin was ashamed.

The two simply quarreled for a while, and the sky darkened, so Shen Xin ran out to take a few breaths of fresh air from the mountains, and was immediately locked into the room by Jiu Zuo, with the reason that she had an early rest and would take Shen Xin with her the next day. go out and play.

She was very reluctant at first, but when she heard that she was going to go out the next day, Shen Xin immediately calmed down, obediently obediently cleaned herself up, and rolled into the bed neatly.

It's a pity that she was so excited that Shen Xin couldn't fall asleep all the time, she kept rolling in bed, which made Jiu Zuo recall Shen Xin's sleeping appearance before, feeling pain and happiness.

"Okay, don't move." Jiu Zuo hugged Shen Xin and fixed him in her arms.

"Let go, I can't sleep!" Shen Xin resisted, but her strength was beyond her strength, she couldn't push it away at all.

Jiu Zuo touched the top of Shen Xin's head, some unknown emotion flashed in his eyes, then he rubbed against Shen Xin (the part below the neck that cannot be described) with a smile: "If you move again, I can let you Can't sleep tonight."

"..." Sensing the hard and hot touch of a certain object behind her, Shen Xin's whole body stiffened instantly, and her face became inexplicably hot.

Although Jiuzheng didn't say anything these days, and the two of them were basically just sleeping, but it's not that he didn't really understand anything. After thinking about it carefully, he understood. Jiuzheng has been enduring these days, so it's not that It's broken, Shen Xin is a little guilty, embarrassed, and a little bit helpless, although she was threatened by being molested, but what should I do in this situation, blow my hair, it really won't backfire?In the end, after struggling, Shen Xin somehow fell asleep.

When she woke up in the morning, she always felt her mouth was a bit swollen, Shen Xin asked Jiu Zuo, but Jiu Zuo only said that it might be that the bugs in the mountains were bitten, so Shen Xin dubiously stopped asking.

After sorting out briefly, Jiu Zuo packed up the things of the two of them, and then went to find the old woodcutter.

After going down the mountain yesterday, Jiuzheng actually went to find someone and got in touch with his subordinates. This time he brought Shen Xin down the mountain, but he will not come back again. According to the big money he said before, Jiuzheng really took some silver taels It was given to the old woodcutter. Although this man didn't really have good intentions to save them, he did help after all. He made a promise, and Jiu Zuo would naturally not go back on his word.

After finishing these, Shen Xin also changed into women's clothes, she couldn't understand why she didn't change back into men's clothes when she was about to leave, but Shen Xin still listened to Jiu Zuo's words.

"Wait, let me fix the bun for you." Jiu Zuo said, then pressed Shen Xin, and brought him to the stool to finish.

"I'll do it myself!"

"Huh? Do you know how to wear a woman's hair?"

"Hey!" After being said by Jiu Yan for a while, Shen Xin remembered that she was a woman pretending to be a woman with a bun, and she really didn't know how to be a woman. Sha Mao, didn't pay attention to such details at all, so Shen Xin said unwillingly: "Okay, you will come."

Where Shen Xin couldn't see, Jiu Zuo showed a triumphant smile while pretending to comfort her: "I forgot to buy you a gauze hat to cover your face yesterday, now you feel wronged and put on the hat for a while. If you want to take it apart, you can take it apart, okay?"

"Forget it." Shen Xin replied sullenly. He would never believe Jiu Zuo's nonsense. He firmly believed that the other party must have done it on purpose: "I don't think it's troublesome to wear a hat. From now on, I will hand over the bun to you. You got it."

One sentence hit Jiuzheng's heart, but in fact, he just wanted to get tired of itching for a while.

But that's what it said. After going down the mountain, Jiuzheng still got a hat for Shen Xin. The reason was of course jealousy. A group of passers-by stared at Shen Xin. You covered up the cinnabar marks, and you didn't put any rouge on your face, how could you still not be able to stop your seductive demeanor, you really are the one I like."

"Yeah, you're interested." Shen Xin responded casually, and with a casual glance, he discovered some terrible news. Now he finally understood the reason why Jiu Zuo asked him to wear women's clothes.

"What's the matter with the notices all over the city?" Shen Xin stared blankly at the wanted notice on the wall, feeling a very subtle feeling in her heart.

It was Jiuzheng and Shen Xin who were wanted on the notice, but now Shen Xin was wearing women's clothes, and Jiuzheng had also dressed up a little bit, and both of them were dressed like ordinary people, so they didn't arouse suspicion all the way.

"Don't tell me that the sky is high and the emperor is far away. You are a prince anyway. Although I was driven out of the city back then, I waited... Only after that person died did someone really attack me." Shen Xin tugged at Jiu Zuo's sleeves, and hid in a corner: "You have never been bullied, did you do a lot of tricks behind this?"

"Heh, this little head is quite smart." Although Jiuzheng said that, he didn't ignore the flashing emotion in the other person's eyes, habitually followed the feather crown on his head a few times, and continued: " Alright, these wanted notices are nothing more than tricks, and I'm just following the stalks, and now those cancerous tumors have been restrained by my secret agents, and when the time comes, they can be eradicated, and these things will be removed in a few days , let's go, you haven't eaten lunch yet, aren't you hungry?"

Shen Xin looked at Jiu Zuo, as if the other party felt hungry after saying that: "Then let's go, find someone with fewer people, it's inconvenient to eat with this gauze hat on."

"Okay." Jiu Zuo smiled gently, one hand gently wrapped around Shen Xin's waist, and the other hand pressed Shen Xin to struggle slightly, looking from a distance, they really are a loving couple.