[Kung Fu Panda] On the stupidity of Lord Shen

[Shen Guanshi, you will have to pay back sooner or later when you come out to mess around, take the things of Master Jiu, remember to come back early. —— Yinger]

The road back was the same as when he came here, Shen Xin seemed to be a little motion sick, although after getting the jade pendant, his spirit improved a lot, but his face was still a little pale.

"How long will it be until we arrive? There's nothing... on this way, it's really boring." In a word, Shen Xin paused strangely, but Cang Lang didn't notice.

Suddenly there was Jiuzheng who had been harassing her since she woke up, Shen Xin was somewhat unaccustomed to it, when thinking about it, it was the same way, but at that time it didn't seem as boring as it is now, Shen Xin had to I admit that Jiu Zuo's long-term attack method is very successful, at least now I miss him a little bit, for example, I want to beat him up when my hands are itchy.

"My lord, we will arrive in two days." Cang Lang who was driving outside replied to Shen Xin: "My lord, there is a teahouse up ahead, do you want me to go down and buy some water?"

"Okay." Shen Xin lazily responded from the carriage, Cang Lang smiled, but his eyes stayed on the other side of the teahouse.

The carriage soon stopped near the teahouse. Cang Lang jumped off the carriage and walked towards the teahouse. When he arrived at the teahouse, he took a look at the herbal teas outside. He took out some broken silver and put them in front of the waiter: "Shopkeeper, here is a bowl of tea, warm."

"Okay, wait a minute, the little one will get it for you right away." The shop clerk took Cang Lang's tea money with a smile, turned around, took a clean empty bowl from the side, and walked inside.

While waiting for tea, Cang Lang walked towards a small shop next to the teahouse, and saw a little girl in light yellow clothes who was looking at the shop.

"How come there is this here?" Originally Cang Lang was quite happy to see this thing, thinking that he finally had something to pass the time for his prince, but now looking at this scene, he always felt that something was wrong, and Cang Lang couldn't help feeling suspicious .

"Hey, big brother, are you asking me? Oh, I'm a girl from the big boss's family in the neighboring village. Yesterday, a happy event was held at the family's house. It was very lively. Many people came, and a lot of fireworks were set off. Here, These are all leftovers from last night, and they were supposed to be used up, but some ignorant idiot piled up these two boxes in the woodshed, and everyone forgot to use them without paying attention. Ask Brother Qing to take it out, give it away or sell it, in short, just dispose of it, but Brother Qing is not feeling well today, so I will come for him." The little girl opened her mouth, and a bunch of words fell out When he came out, he didn't care whether Cang Lang would listen or not, he chattered endlessly, but the voice was still clear and sweet, so Cang Lang listened patiently.

"Brother, look at how good this thing is. I don't want to throw it away. If you want it, how about I sell it to you at a lower price!" The little girl blinked her big watery eyes and stared at Cang Lang.

Cang Lang couldn't be more aggressive when he was looked at by the little girl. After listening to the other party's words, most of the confusion in his heart disappeared. I picked a small box and bought it. When I returned to the teahouse, Xiao Er had already prepared the warm tea.

Cang Lang took a sip and felt that there was nothing wrong, so he walked back with the box in one hand and the tea bowl in the other.

It's a pity that Cang Lang was so focused on Shen Xin, he walked too fast, and finally missed the little girl's whispered words: "Guard Shen, remember to have fun."

Just when Shen Xin lay on the soft seat in the carriage and was about to fall asleep bored, Cang Lang came back.

The man put the box outside, then bent down and walked into the carriage, the small carriage seemed a bit crowded, Shen Xin raised half of her body from the soft seat, moved to the side, and signaled Cang Lang to sit down.

Cang Lang didn't sit down, but handed Shen Xin a bowl of tea, then said with an extremely mysterious smile: "My lord, drink the tea first, and my subordinates will show you something good later."

"?" Shen Xin smelled a somewhat familiar smell from Cang Lang's body, but the smell was a bit weak, so Shen Xin couldn't remember what it was, so she looked at Cang Lang in confusion, took it and handed it over to him. He took a few sips of clear tea, and subconsciously rubbed the steel snake spear beside him, waiting for Cang Lang to continue.

Cang Lang put the teacup that Shen Xin drank to one side, half bent over, leaned out of the car and brought in a small box.

"My lord, please open it and have a look." Cang Lang placed the small black box in front of Shen Xin, like a child waiting for his parents to reward him, he was nervous and somewhat joyful looking forward to Shen Xin's reaction.

"Huh?" Only then did Shen Xin discover that the familiar smell he smelled earlier came from here. Shen Xin curiously stretched her hand over the box, and opened the small box without much effort. :"fireworks!"

Surprise flashed in Shen Xin's eyes for a moment, to be honest, he really didn't expect this man to give him this, he likes it very much.

"My lord, you used to like to play with these fireworks the most. I just found this next to the teahouse, so I bought it for you."

Shen Xin happily praised Cang Lang for a few words, then excitedly fiddled with the newly acquired fireworks, Cang Lang didn't bother, took the tea bowl and told Shen Xin not to light the fire, and then got out of the carriage again.

I don't know if Shen Xin really has the talent in this area, Shen Xin studied a small box of fireworks thoroughly in just one afternoon.

At night, Cang Lang parked his carriage by a small river, and after setting up a small fire, he asked Shen Xin to come down for dinner.

Prince Shen always pays attention to his image in front of others, his clothes are always kept spotless, and his food must be the best and most expensive, but no one knows, in fact, Prince Shen also knows how to eat simple food, whether it is Shen Xin after amnesia or before amnesia Lord Shen, he is more able to endure hardship than others imagined.

When getting off the car, Shen Xin's complexion was good, Cang Lang found the cleanest and warmest place for his lord, and spread a layer of cloth before Shen Xin dared to sit down.

"Stupid wolf, what's for dinner tonight." Shen Xin sat down holding the body-length steel snake spear, and then Cang Lang sat beside him.

"My lord, I'm going to eat roasted pheasant tonight, and my subordinates have prepared some roasted sweet potatoes in the car. If my lord wants to eat, my subordinates will help you get them at any time." Cang Lang thoughtfully put a coat on Shen Xin, and seeing Shen Xin Xin didn't show any impatience, and the corners of his mouth curled up a little.

"Well, good." Shen Xin put down the snake spear in her hand, stretched out a pair of white and slender hands, and warmed up to the fire.

"My lord, is that thing fun this afternoon?" Cang Lang pretended to ask casually, but his eyes that always glanced at Shen Xin gave away his thoughts.

Shen Xin thought it was fun, but pretended not to know and replied: "It's fresh when I first met it, but it's really smelly after a long time." After finishing speaking, feeling that the effect was not enough, Shen Xin frowned in disgust, showing a look of disgust. "Oh, that's terrible" expression to frighten Cang Lang.

Cang Lang was so intimidated that he panicked and wondered what went wrong, obviously his lord used to love staying in the pyre of fireworks the most.

Shen Xin looked at Cang Lang's face that changed like a magic trick, and burst out laughing instantly: "You stupid wolf, haha!"

Cang Lang, who finally realized that he was being teased by the prince, was not angry, but laughed along with Shen Xin: "My lord, as long as you are happy."

"What a stupid wolf." Shen Xin scolded Cang Lang with a smile, and said: "Hmph! The food you gave today was good, I will give you a reward after eating, and then I will show you the little fireworks I made."

"Thank you, my lord."

Shen Xin was in a good mood, and hummed proudly at Cang Lang.

After eating Cang Lang's roasted pheasant, Shen Xin burped in satisfaction, and then slowly took out the things she had been working on all afternoon, and proudly let Cang Lang watch her results.

Shen Xin picked up a few slender, small withered strips from the ground, and wrapped the small strips of cloth stained with sulfur (one of the contents of fireworks) round and round, until the bottom was still a few inches away. Tie a knot and stop.

Cang Lang seriously watched his prince showing off in front of him, and watched Shen Xin put the cloth wrapped end into the fire, and the moment the cloth touched the fire, it instantly burst into flames.

"Look, stupid wolf, what's going on!" A glint of complacency flashed in Shen Xin's eyes, and she excitedly waved the branch in her hand, and the fireworks in her hand jumped happily around Shen Xin like a dancing elf.

"My lord is the smartest!" Cang Lang praised Shen Xin without concealing it, which made Shen Xin even more proud.

Against the backdrop of the firelight, Shen Xin's smile was dazzling.

The author has something to say:

I don't know if this chapter is too boring, because it is a transitional chapter, so the code is a bit like farming.

By the way, have you noticed that the girl who sells things to Boss Wolf is Yinger under Jiuzheng's subordinates!Well, I reminded you so clearly, you should have remembered it, this kid has a very distinct personality, lively and active but also talkative, so cute!