[Kung Fu Panda] On the stupidity of Lord Shen

[Jiu Ye is in front of Shen Guanshi, it is best and worst to be fooled. ——Su Er]

At night, because the banquet was still being held, people stayed in the yard with their families to enjoy the fireworks, or called friends to visit the night market together, so there were almost no people in the Bainiaohuangdu except for some main streets in the past three days.

"My lord, don't you want to go back?" In an empty alley, a tall man with a steel spear in his hand lowered his head and carefully asked the boy in white and red trim beside him. He was just trying to remind the boy to go back. The road is not this way, but I am worried that if I speak directly, I will annoy the other party.

"Ah!" The boy who sneezed was Shen Xin, and he was leading Cang Lang wandering in these empty streets. Hearing Cang Lang's question, Shen Xin didn't intend to answer immediately, but continued to lead Cang Lang. Lang walked in disorder on this street.

It's almost autumn, although the night is not too cold, but it is cool enough for Shen Xin who is afraid of the cold, Shen Xin sneezed several times along the way.

Although he found the jade pendant, Cang Lang was still worried that his lord's health was weak, and he was afraid that the other party would get sick, so he kept persuading Shen Xin to stop and rest along the way.

"Take me to the brothel, before I go back, I still have something to do." Shen Xin suddenly stopped, turned around and said to Cang Lang with a smile.

Cang Lang had rarely seen his lord's smile before, but now he suddenly saw Shen Xin smiling at him. Although that smile had a strong dark aura, Cang Lang was still very happy and didn't think much about it at the moment. He took Shen Xin to the brothel that he had been to before.

"Just wait here, I'll go inside." Shen Xin said to Cang Lang, pointing to the gate of the brothel and planning to go in alone.

"Wait, young master!" Cang Lang saw the word "brothel" above his head, and then recovered from Shen Xin's smile just now, he took a step forward to stop Shen Xin's footsteps, Shen Xin frowned , looked at Cang Lang a little annoyed.

"My lord, but someone forced you to enter such a place, this subordinate just..." Afraid that Shen Xin would get angry, Cang Lang hurriedly explained, but in the middle of speaking, Shen Xin interrupted him.

"Nobody forced me. I'm the manager here. It's just that I still have a private matter to deal with. You can't interfere." Shen Xin explained to him patiently. After he blocked his body, he walked in.

Cang Lang couldn't stop him, so he withdrew his hand, restrained his shocked expression, and obediently stood at the side of the gate to be the door god. In fact, he planned to use his internal energy to warm his prince's body. Bravery, when we first met, maybe I could try it with strength, but now... let's forget it.

During the day, Shen Xin was fooled by Jiuzheng, who was molesting and apologizing, causing him to almost forget his plan. Even though Jiuzheng has always treated him well, it is impossible for him to lose all the books of Jiuzheng's family Come to vent, but it is a good choice to trip Jiuzheng before leaving. He wants to settle accounts with Jiuzheng, so how can he let him go so easily.

Shen Xin stepped into the brothel openly and aboveboard. The business in the brothel was still very cold tonight. There were only a few couples sitting together flirting in the hall. However, when Shen Xin entered, someone came out to welcome him.

"Officer Shen, I saw you coming from a distance. Why did you come in from the outside today? Did you sneak out to find Lord Jiu last night?" Su'er was still wearing her white gauze dress, and she looked beautiful. , along the way, the skirt is so graceful that people have the illusion that a fairy who does not eat fireworks has come down to earth, but what he said is a big discount for this refined temperament.

Su'er walked over with a smile in her eyes, jokingly waiting for Shen Xin to answer.

"What's so good about that person who is all black except for the yellow hair on the top of his head?" Shen Xin said with a look of disgust, and didn't think about why the other party didn't know that he was kidnapped last night. , suddenly remembered a person and asked: "Do you know where Tsing Yi is?"

"Tsing Yi?" Su'er tilted her head and thought for a while before she said, "When she came out of the backyard in the middle of the night last night, she said she was looking for Master Jiu. I thought it was Guan Shen, you had something to do with Master Jiu. He hasn't returned yet. What's the matter, but do you need help?"

Looking for Jiuzheng?Shen Xin thought that Tsing Yi must have woken up after being knocked out to report the situation to Jiu Zuo, and there should be nothing serious, so she said nothing to Su'er, rejecting Su'er's eagerness to hear gossip.

Su'er wanted to chat with Shen Xin a few more times, but her business just came, so she had to say goodbye to Shen Xin, took the guest's arm and went to the building in the backyard. Before leaving, she muttered to Shen Xin: " This guest is so strange, he asked me to play music non-stop all night, but he didn’t seem to know much about music, he only listened to one piece back and forth.”

Shen Xin felt that something was wrong, but after careful consideration, she couldn't think of anything, so she gave up and went back to her exclusive room, Shen Xin closed the door, leaving only a wooden window to show the hustle and bustle outside.

I took out a pile of notebooks that Jiuzuo gave me to deal with last time from the bookshelf at the side, and piled them on the wooden table in the room. Shen Xin wiped the sweat from her forehead, picked up the pen with a smirk on her face, and dipped some The little ink still left in the inkstone began to be changed one by one.

These notebooks are all the notebooks that the manager has to deal with. Although there are many things, they are all trivial matters. It is really painless for Jiuzheng to correct five or six mistakes, but if all of them are corrected What's wrong?Although this is a stupid way, Shen Xin still enjoys correcting those notebooks. After being molested by Jiu Zuo for so long, he finally had a chance to fight back. How could he let it go? Snatched from Jiuzheng.

"Hmph! That stupid wolf, if you come half a step late, I can use that charm trick on Jiuzheng. That Jiuzheng looks like a lustful man, and I will definitely be tricked into taking the bait." Shen Xin turned away. He shut his mouth, complaining unwillingly, but remembering that the stupid wolf had been punished by himself to stand below, most of his anger subsided.

But in fact, as Shen Xin said that, he also understood in his heart that even if Cang Lang didn't come, his impromptu plan would be difficult to succeed. Judging from the fact that when you see Jiuzheng, you will be led by the nose... Although it is very uncomfortable, there is nothing you can do about it.

In the middle of the night, after finally finishing the pile of chores that made Jiuzheng's mess, Shen Xin stretched her waist and prepared to leave here.

To be honest, although the people in the brothel have only been in contact for a few days, Shen Xin still feels a little bit reluctant. There is a sense of home here, and he likes it very much.

"Perhaps, when I figure out my past..." Let's come back again, Shen Xin thought, his eyes glanced at a big pillow on the bed, and this pillow was rarely snatched from Jiuzheng last time. As for the thing, holding it while sleeping, it feels super good, so Shen Xin couldn't help but walked over to it, planning to take back the spoils of defeating Jiuzheng that she got for the first time.

Picking up the pillow that was half covered in the quilt, only to hear a "pop!" on the bed, something slipped out from between the pillow and the quilt, and a notebook with red letters on a black background appeared in Shen Xin's so abruptly. in front of you.

Shen Xin picked up the book with some disbelief, turned the book over and over with a pair of good-looking fair hands, finally closed the book, Shen Xin looked at the brightly colored word "Charm Killer" on it, and laughed silently. up.

"What a fool, you actually laid such a big trap for me here waiting for me to jump, knowing that I can't resist this temptation, so I owe you another favor, huh, just owe it, Anyway, I don't have to worry about debts, I will definitely ask you for the monthly money when I come back!" Shen Xin picked up the notebook and hugged a pillow, turned around and opened the door to leave the room, and stepped out of the brothel without looking back.

"My lord..." At this time Cang Lang was still obediently standing outside the door, seeing Shen Xin coming out with a serious expression on his face.

"Stupid wolf, what did you call me in the past, you will call me what you will call me in the future. Now go prepare a residence and a carriage, and we will leave tomorrow morning." Shen Xin stood in front of Cang Lang. Due to his height, he could only carry a The head talks to Cang Lang, but even so, his aura is still so arrogant.

"Ah, my lord... my lord..." Cang Lang looked at Shen Xin in disbelief. He felt that his lord's mood changes after losing his memory were so fast that he couldn't get used to it. However, Cang Lang then smiled brightly again. Woke up, although the current prince is weaker than before, he is really living a much happier life than before, he is very happy.

"Yes, my lord." Cang Lang said happily, and walked to Shen Xin's side with the steel snake spear in his hand. The boy vowed to die.