[Three Kingdoms] What's wrong with wearing a fan game?

Sometimes we know that someone's EQ and IQ are both negative, but we can't help but want to rescue them at inappropriate times.To some extent, this is a common problem that almost every modern person has.To put it mildly, it is called "for the sake of a certain friend to live happily." However, this kind of behavior has a more straightforward name-death.

So when Lu Shaoyu said to Yi Dejun with a sincere face: "Is it really okay to tell Xuande Jun casually about this kind of information that I don't know where it comes from?" It's dead.

"Of course it's okay. I always ask my elder brother for help when I encounter things that I don't understand." Mou Erque smiled and showed his big white canine teeth, and patted his chest to assure, Lu Shaoyu became irritable in an instant! !

Can you still be the real target of the Raiders?What about the whispered little secret?How about happily brushing up favors as promised?What does it mean to push labor and capital to your elder brother in a hurry?Have you seriously reported your measurements to your elder brother?In fact, from the beginning to the end, labor and capital are the primary three, right? ! !Are you two bastards who are unconsciously showing affection, are you trying to get rid of labor and management?

This kind of cheating god development can't exist on the cliff! !

"But is there really no problem with this kind of unconfirmed information?" Lu Shaoyu bit the bullet and wanted to save Yi Dejun's infinitely negative IQ, and then he was let go by Yi Dejun's wild horse in the next second The weird painting style of running wildly and erratically received a knowing blow! !

"It won't be a problem. The eldest brother is willing to listen to anything. Last time I told him about falling from a tree when he took a nap, and he also taught me how to not fall. A few days ago, he also carefully asked the children nearby The reason for the fight, so he was nodding while looking at the cat yesterday." Yide said as he tugged on Lu Shaoyu's sleeve and pulled him forward: "So, no matter what you want to say, big brother will definitely listen Yes. Let's go find him together."

Damn!Talking to cats about audio-visual cats, are you sure that Mr. Xuande is just a white lotus of the Virgin Mary and not a brain-twitching snake spirit?Lu Shaoyu tilted his head and made up for the picture of Xuande Jun squatting on the ground and staring at the cat silently with a handsome figure, and couldn't help laughing out loud.

Probably because it was getting late, Yide's steps were a little too big.As an outstanding representative of the urban dead house in the 21st century, Lu Shaoyu must have the negative aura of athletic incompetence.So before he walked out of the yard, he fell a lot because he couldn't keep up with Yi Dejun's speed.

Lu Shaoyu simply walked more and more slowly, and while moving slowly, he imagined how he would be hugged by Er Que's target.

Although it is comfortable for the princess to hold something, it is a bit embarrassing, or is it more suitable to lie on the back?Maybe there is still a chance to stimulate the sensitive/sensitive spots of a certain canine boy?Or something more curious, will it be held under the armpit by the strong Yi Dejun like kidnapping a child?Even more serious, he might be carried away as a sack by the dog-toothed boy with a negative EQ. Although it was not comfortable, Lu Shaoyu raised his head and looked up and down Yi Dejun's thick muscles, looking forward to it slightly.

However, the ideal is full, but the reality is often very skinny.Lu Shaoyu waited silently behind for a long time without asking Yi Dejun to come back and hug him. When he was wondering whether to call him, he heard his hearty voice from afar: "I suddenly remembered Xuanji There is still training in the camp tonight, so I went there first. Sorry, Shaoyu, go to your elder brother by yourself. No matter what you want to say, he will definitely listen to you."

Lu Shaoyu's face was paralyzed, his mouth was opened into a circle, and he stood in the night wind messily in the wind. There was really nothing worth looking forward to in the unfolding plot.This feeling of being tricked [-] times and still not learning how to behave is really terrible.Lu Shaoyu walked towards Xuande Jun's room with a desolate expression, and secretly made up his mind that he would never have any expectations for the plot anymore.

He has gone to Xuande Jun's room several times, and he arrived soon at night when he was familiar with the house and no one was walking outside.Lu Shaoyu, who was in a bad mood because of the unexpected turning point, quickly told Xuande Jun about the system spoiler to himself.

Mr. Xuande listened very carefully from the beginning to the end, and from time to time showed a dignified look of serious thinking. At the end, he only asked, "Did you come up with this plan?"

Naturally, Lu Shaoyu couldn't expose such things as system spoilers, so he nodded shyly (proudly), and felt a little embarrassed when it was over, and quickly added: "Actually, these are just flashes of inspiration that suddenly appeared in my mind. I don't know if it will work."

"In this case, let's hold another military meeting tomorrow to discuss it." Xuande Jun had no doubts about the effect of this strategy, and immediately decided to reconvene the military meeting tomorrow.Now Lu Shaoyu became flustered instead—dammit!This strategy has exposed labor and capital, don't they always have to fight with the army and make suggestions?In this way, how can we reach a perfect ending with the development of the plot with the target of the strategy?Labor and management don't want to save the world at all, they just want to quickly and directly fulfill the ruthless and unreasonable demands of the cheating system, okay?It's just a relationship with a stupid guy, why is it so difficult?Enough is enough!

"Actually, this is not something worth mentioning at the military meeting. There is absolutely no need for Mr. Xuande to do so. The reason why I said it is just to hope to help a little." Lu Shaoyu lowered his eyes and covered his face Struggling to pretend to be calm.

"Even if it's just an occasional flash of inspiration, as long as there is a chance of victory in it, it is still a good plan. To be honest, Shaoyu, I am very glad that you can tell me this plan." Xuande Jun stretched out his generous and warm hands while speaking. Lu Shaoyu's hair was gently rubbed with the palm of his hand.

As if struck by lightning, Lu Shaoyu staggered back a few steps.

Damn!Labor and management were actually comforted by a man touching his head in the ancient times! !Such a girly picture is like thunder rolling in the sky, okay?Ever since Lao Zi left the kindergarten, no one has been touched on the head so openly! !Height is a flaw! !But why does labor and management have a slightly shy sense of satisfaction?It's like a cat with a big face and a smooth hair?

Lu Shaoyu was instantly shocked by his analogy!Laozi is obviously a man with handles, why is he like a delicate and soft girl in front of Xuande Jun?But when his head was touched, his face turned red, and his chest bumped like a deer?After a brief shock, Lu Shaoyu frowned again and began to think seriously.

Before crossing over, I was definitely a pure and straight man who likes big/boobs/girls. Although I once wanted to have a proud figure and good-looking abs, I will definitely not be like this now. Open the other person's clothes, and then count how many abs he has like a snake, let alone drooling in the man's face.

Lu Shaoyu felt that since he traveled to this strange fictional era, his personality and preferences had undergone unreasonable changes, as if a core had been replaced.Replaced a core?Thinking of this, Lu Shaoyu suddenly panicked, why did he become so unjudgmental, and even possessed an extremely girlish world view in just a few days?

Or what is the purpose of this weird system called Girls' Art of War?Lu Shaoyu lost his parents since he was a child, and lived with his only sister, so he experienced countless changes in the world early on.He was forced to drop out of school to become a stallion writer, working hard to make money, sleeping only five hours a day, and hitting the rankings with daily [-]D changes.

So although Lu Shaoyu seemed careless about many things, he never believed that there would be pies in the sky.No matter how you look at it, I am just the most ordinary of thousands of homeboys. I don't have superb computer technology, I don't have superb music talent, and even I can only play web games like Kaka Farm.What criteria did the system use to select him?

Whether it is time travel or rebirth.No matter what happens, there needs to be a cause and effect.Maybe it's because of his waste materials and ordinaryness that he has attracted the attention of the system?

"Shaoyu, you're fine. Calm down. Just tell everyone what you just said at tomorrow's military meeting." Xuande Jun's deep and gentle voice pulled Lu Shaoyu out of his thoughts, and he had no choice but to deal with and evade absent-mindedly. : "Maybe tomorrow will be as bad as today because of me."

"Show confidence, I guarantee that your strategies and ideas are correct. I understand that being surrounded by such a group of rough guys does make you feel a little uncomfortable, but their nature is not bad, so you don't need to be afraid at all." Xuan Dejun continues to play his loyal dog attributes and constantly exudes a healing and tolerant aura.

However, Lu Shaoyu, who had already fallen into a huge shock, could no longer feel and enjoy this tolerance as usual.Because a serious and cold voice suddenly sounded in his head, as if a god standing high in the clouds was pointing something, saying inscrutable words: "A good defender hides under the nine grounds, and a good attacker Those who move above the nine heavens."

Maybe it was because he was too nervous, but before Lu Shaoyu realized it, he had already read this sentence softly.With Xuande Jun's martial arts, he naturally listened to his words verbatim, frowned and asked: "Isn't this a section in "Sun Tzu"? Don't you want to learn "Sun Tzu" in your hometown? ?”

Lu Shaoyu was taken aback by Xuande Jun's sudden question. Anyway, he knew nothing about ancient books, so he simply gave up on himself and asked: "Isn't "Sun Tzu" an ancient military book? Why is someone in my head talking loudly to me content?"

"Talking to you in your head? Could it be that Mr. Wolong has already taught you all the mystical techniques of the Nine Heavens and Nine Earths? And you just used this secret technique to see the course of the war in advance?"

"What is the secret technique of nine heavens and nine earths?" Lu Shaoyu didn't expect that Xuande Jun seemed to know something about the system, so he hurriedly asked.It's a pity that at this time, a soldier's announcement suddenly came from outside and interrupted him: "Master Xuande, a visitor has arrived."