[Three Kingdoms] What's wrong with wearing a fan game?

When the time-traveling protagonist Lu Shaoyu was begging for help with a blank head, what was our great (stupid) big (cute) system gentleman doing?The answer is of course - Mr. System is focusing on selling stupid again.

Because he didn't consider the foodie attribute of the target of the first game, he went out to hunt and eat when he was hungry.For Lu Shaoyu's "autonomous" action, the system did not have time to give a reminder to avoid the patrolling guards in the corridor.Therefore, the plot of the military discussion is triggered in advance, and as the military discussion unfolds, the mysterious character Xiahou Dun will join the interaction with the protagonist in advance as the biggest hidden element of the game.

As an immature system (infant) suddenly faced with such a complicated situation, a certain idiot who was hit too hard died directly.So what Lu Shaoyu heard in his mind was the four words Xiahou Yuanrang repeated repeatedly after his teammate Zhu died.Lu Shaoyu, who had already panicked, subconsciously spoke out the infinite loop in his mind: "Xiahou Yuanrang (Xiahou Dun means Yuanrang)?"

Lu Shaoyu's voice was not loud at first, but he was quickly taken aback by the shout of the soldier who was about to coax Lu Shaoyu out, standing at the door with a look of admiration on his face: "As expected of Mr. Wolong's apprentice, it really is a clever plan, according to the scout's In return, the enemy general this time is none other than Cao Cao's confidant, General Xiahou Dun."

"If this is the case, it is not very wise to resist positively." Lu Shaoyu kept repeating the roar of the system in his mind, and soon realized that this unreliable system should be broken and something went wrong. Traveler, now his only option is to procrastinate—at least until the system returns to normal.Although he wasn't sure if such a stupid and cute pig teammate could return to normal.But at this time, can't he just be a dead horse as a living horse doctor? Who made Mr. System his only "gold finger"? It's enough to have such a willful cheat! !

"If you don't fight the battle head-on, it will soon turn into a war of attrition. Then, according to what you mean, what is the specific plan?" Lu Shaoyu was lucky to be the leader of Cao Cao's army, although they were all brainwashed without authorization. from.But this actually confirmed Lu Shaoyu's identity as Mr. Wolong's apprentice, and even Liu Xuande, who was the head coach, began to ask for his opinion.

However, to answer such a question, it is pure nonsense for Lu Shaoyu.Seeing that Mr. System's brain circulation has not shown any signs of stopping.Lu Shaoyu had no choice but to give up on himself and tell the truth: "Actually, I didn't think of any plan."

"It's so weird. I didn't expect that the apprentice of the dignified Mr. Wolong could only say childlike jokes. From this point of view, Mr. Wolong is just a name. Or on the other hand, you who are so young and dressed strangely, Is it really Mr. Wolong's apprentice?" The generals who can participate in the military council naturally have a high status in the city, so the questioning is particularly direct and sharp.

Lu Shaoyu's face was paralyzed without saying a word, and then he walked out of the military conference hall.It is natural to say more and more mistakes in this situation that has been suspected.Maybe they will be killed inexplicably because of the excitement of the crowd, it can't be more terrible.So our great (bold) big (small) protagonist had no choice but to sneak away from the crisis scene quickly.

"Please stay!" Lu Shaoyu walked out quickly, but suddenly the clear voice of a strange boy came from behind him.

Lu Shaoyu turned his head in astonishment.

"May I escort you back to your room?" The young man's face was calm, his tone was as usual without even fluctuating in pitch.

What?What is this God unfolding?Isn't labor and capital wearing bags anymore?Isn't he about to be treated as a liar and a spy/spies every minute?What's going on with this insane divine development?What about the agreed-upon second-queer foodie canine-toothed boy?What about the good death and death?Isn't that logical, boy?

"It doesn't matter, I can go back by myself." Lu Shaoyu still had no expression on his face, and his answer was extraordinarily cool and dazzling. Of course, the small theater in his heart was still performing fieryly.Labor and capital were just tricked by the stupid system to expose their identities, and they didn't suddenly become disabled people who can't take care of themselves. Why do they need escorts in the inner city corridors that are less than 500 meters long?Why did labor and management have lived for more than [-] years, but labor and management did not realize that they still have the attribute of being sick and delicate?Labor and capital are obviously mighty, domineering and omnipotent, okay?Please don't make trouble, please, please?The glass heart of labor and capital needs to be repaired now! !fall! !

"I am following the orders of Master Xuande." Unmoved, the strange boy quickly walked to Lu Shaoyu's side and put on a guard posture: "I'm sorry, I haven't announced my name yet, my name is Zilong, and I am currently a scout commander of the battalion."

"So you were the one who reported Xiahou Yuanrang's movements just now? Zilong?" This half-grown beautiful boy is actually Zhao Zilong, the undefeated General Chang Sheng in his life?Sound Gun White Horse Zhao Zilong How can you be so young! !How can you have a good voice that is clearer than spring water? Don’t you know that being a Two-dimensional nerd is a complete voice control?Labor and management suddenly seem to be singing a song, but it's a pity it's not you! !

When the labor and management were promoted by the system and chose Zhang Fei, the second-queed foodie, how many cute characters and strategy targets were missed.Believe it or not, labor and management vomited blood crazily for three liters, and his heart shattered into slag every minute! !Pig teammate, please let me go! !But since he is still so young, does that mean that labor and management still have a lot of opportunities to hook him up?No matter what you say, labor and capital are the protagonists in this world, so it's okay to be resurrected with full blood in an instant! !

I am not afraid that the target of the strategy is a scum, but I am afraid that the character design is not him! !Just be brave enough to pursue your true love! !Then the precipice of the plot can be dropped by the clouds! !So the heart is not as good as the heart, Lu Shaoyu immediately launched an action to pursue true love: "It must be very hard to be the leader of the scouts at such a young age."

"Age doesn't have to be considered at all as long as you have the necessary capabilities to do the job."

I don't know if it's because Zilong's answer is too straightforward, or because his voice is almost freezing Lu Shaoyu into a popsicle. He quickly jumped out of the frenzy of voice control and calmed down: "Since it is Mr. Xuande's order, then Let's go back together."

Zilong followed Lu Shaoyu's pace along the way to send him back to his room.It's just that neither of them was in the mood to speak again.Lu Shaoyu simply thanked Zilong, then closed the door and lay down on the bed, once he calmed down.Instead, Lu Shaoyu became more and more anxious, what would happen to him who had been exposed?Kicked out of town?be executed?Or was he forced to fail the strategy and be wiped out by the system?Just when Lu Shaoyu was thinking wildly and scaring himself, Mr. System suddenly jumped out and interrupted him.

Because of a little miscalculation just now, the host, you are now in a very dangerous situation.In order to prevent the tall, handsome, smart and witty ([-] words omitted in the following) system from being negatively rated for the first service, I had to take out the system's artifact in advance to save you, that is a spoiler.

It's just that the spoiler is cool for a while, but you will be struck by lightning afterwards, you know?So if there is a stall that has been dedicated to selling stupid for 1 years, we can only silently light a (candle) for the protagonist.

"Battle of Bowang"

Yuan Rang's army was lured into the depths of the reeds, and the team stretched into a single file.Suddenly a fire burst out ahead.The reeds burned, and Yuan Rang's army was surrounded by fire.At the same time, the food and grass transportation team behind them received a surprise attack from the side of the Xuande army.

Lu Shaoyu who was inexplicably spoiled was undoubtedly flustered.Although such spoilers are his last straw in this world.But the dead house, who has no real sense of war and death, still couldn't help being frightened by the tragic vision that appeared in his mind.At this time, he subconsciously wanted to find someone to discuss with.

For an otaku who doesn’t have experience in system guides and games, his first instinct in love games is to quickly find his real target for a week. After all, according to the logic of this world, as long as he is with his target , no matter how fantastic things he said and how outrageous things he did, there was only one result.That is to infinitely refresh the favorability of one's own Raiders, until finally successfully reaching HE

Therefore, even in the middle of the night, Lu Shaoyu ran towards Zhang Feijun's room without hesitation.

"Hey, Shaoyu, what are you doing at the door of my room with a panicked face? Come here quickly." Before Lu Shaoyu had time to knock on the door, he heard Yi Dejun's voice that was more hearty than the sun.

Lu Shaoyu looked around happily, and finally managed to find him on a branch of a big tree with a strange posture in the dark backyard: "Yi Dejun, what are you doing in such a place in the middle of the night?"

Is it because you are too hungry/thirsty to sleep?Or planning some evil plan in my head and waiting for me, the protagonist, to come to my door. This is really primitive and straightforward waiting for a rabbit.Being held down in the backyard anytime, anywhere, seven times a night plus wild/coupling and being hung somewhere in a weird position or something, dirt!

"Of course it's the sound of bugs. The sound of bugs can only be heard clearly when everyone is asleep."

Although the answer is a little fairy tale and outrageous, it is indeed in line with Yi Dejun's style of painting.So it's really not necessary to make up for something.Lu Shaoyu was stunned for a while, and then quickly told him the spoiler of Mr. System.

"Yi Dejun, what do you think of this tactic?" Lu Shaoyu asked expectantly.

Yide scratched his head with a simple and honest face: "Actually, I don't understand such a complicated matter at all. Why don't we go to the elder brother to discuss it now?"

Lu Shaoyu stared blankly at Zhang Feijun's sharp profile, completely speechless.Second, how can labor and management deal with such a lack of raiders?Could it be that this is actually a sideline of me and Mr. Xuande telling each other about our heartfelt love?Adorable eight-pack abs here I come! !