Want to lie to me to cry again [Campus]

"You pat your own leg! Don't pat mine, it hurts like hell." Lu Ye frowned and pushed the people next to him, Fang Yichi fell on the sofa and laughed for a while before jumping up, "Then yours still works ?"

"I really want to kick you to death! I told you that you didn't bite hard. Are your ears blocked by cotton?" Lu Ye looked at him angrily, turned his head and stared at the TV and ignored him.

"No, where did you bite it? You didn't wear pants?" Fang Yichi continued to chase after him, but Lu ignored him. I love swimming naked!"

As soon as Fang Yichi finished speaking, he was kicked and sat on the floor in the next second. Lu also stared at him, made a rolling motion with his mouth, rolled his eyes, and continued to sit on the sofa with his legs hugged television.

"Tch, you beat people after eating, and your temper is worse than mine." Fang Yichi lay on the floor with his limbs flat, half of his clothes turned up, the fan blowing on his stomach, and his hair flying around his forehead.

Lu Ye threw a blanket over his stomach, and said angrily, "It's okay if you catch a cold, but who will deliver food to Auntie?"

Fang Yichi looked up at him, but didn't speak, the two of them were on the floor and the sofa, and slept until it was dark before opening their eyes. Fang Yichi woke up, washed his face, and pushed Lu Ye's head a few times, " Just three seconds, don't enter the bedroom if you can't get up."

Lu Ye groaned and rubbed his eyes, turned over, and fell face-to-face on the floor with a "slap", Fang Yichi looked at him, "Isn't it possible, you mean the sofa is not willing to sleep on the floor ?”

"It's so annoying." Lu Ye muttered as he walked barefoot towards the bedroom, almost banging his head on the door, "I drank fake wine in my dream." Fang Yichi looked at him and said.

Aunt Chun had been in the hospital for less than a week, and Fang Yichi was cooking after school. Each meal was divided into two boxes, one box was delivered in the afternoon, and the other box was delivered in the morning, and all the leftovers were stuffed into Lu Ye's stomach.

Qianlu also stood in front of Fang Yichi and pinched his face when he got on his bicycle in the morning, "Do you think I'm fat?"

"Not fat, but looking a little tender again." Fang Yichi lowered his head and wiped the bicycle with a rag. "What kind of adjective are you talking about? I'm an inspirational person who wants to be a macho." Lu Ye said.

"What?" Fang Yichi obviously slipped his hand, threw the rag on the bench next to him, stared at Lu Ye as if he was looking at a fool, and Lu Ye himself felt guilty, "...a tough guy."

"You dropped your mirror, didn't you?" Fang Yichi watched him step on the bicycle, and Lu also sat in the back, "I have to tan myself first, and then..."

"You haven't been tanned for many years, I don't think you should struggle." Fang Yichi glanced at him sideways. "The opportunity will come soon." Lu Ye said.

"What chance?" Fang Yichi's face was full of question marks.

"Military training!" Lu Ye's eyes were shining, "What a great opportunity."

"There's something wrong with my brain." Fang Yichi muttered.

The summer vacation slipped away quietly, the people in the same class for six years were separated, there was no sensational words, after all, those faces can be met every day when I go out.

Lu Ye was probably the only one who was looking forward to the excitement of the military training. After the holidays, the school told him to take the military training uniform. Lu Ye ran fast, and brought Fang Yichi back by the way, "Wait, the macho is born!" The memory is about to start!"

"I'll see how you cry then, don't change your name on the first day." Fang Yichi stood in the bathroom trying on his hat, turned his head and said to Lu Lu.

"Change it to what?" Lu Ye put on his hat and smiled at the mirror.

"About one hundred ways to cry." Fang Yichi took off his hat after finishing speaking, and slapped Lu Ye lightly on the back.

"It's been so long, and I still can't spit out ivory." Lu Ye muttered, Fang Yichi was leaning against the wall, unbuttoning his jacket, put on his jacket and began to put on his pants, "Did you take the wrong number? That's enough room for two people."

"Are you not smart enough?" Lu Ye turned around, "Don't you have a belt?" After speaking, Fang Yichi pulled hard, but Fang Yichi couldn't stand still and took a step forward, "Aren't you taller again?"

"I think so too, but I haven't caught up with you. Your speed is too fast. If you slow down, I will definitely catch up." Lu also buckled his belt and looked up in the mirror.

Fang Yichi stood behind with only his forehead exposed, Lu Ye had grown a lot in the summer vacation, Fang Yichi had grown faster, and the two of them successfully occupied the last row of seats in the class after school started and entered middle school.

This adolescent boy has grown up, and Lu Ye's original tender and milky appearance has dissipated a lot. He has tall legs and long legs, but his skin is still fair, especially when Fang Yichi stands behind him. The lining is instantly like a black and white chocolate.

"I think you still need to tan more, and I don't think I'm too dark. I wondered if I was blind when you stood here." Fang Yichi stood up from behind after speaking, a small The bathroom used to be spacious, but now it feels a bit cramped.

"Okay, then I'll go back first, you can come over tomorrow morning, just call out at the door." Lu Ye began to change his clothes after he finished speaking, putting on his shorts and short sleeves.

"What's wrong with your legs?" Fang Yichi suddenly grabbed Lu Ye's waist and pulled him back. Lu didn't stand still and grabbed the wall and shook his body. "I don't know how to correct your messy hands." Lu He also glanced at him, "There are too many people taking clothes, knock on the door."

"Be careful next time." Fang Yichi let go and pushed Lu Ye out of the bathroom, "Go back, I'm taking a shower."

"Who hasn't seen the same thing." Lu Ye muttered, stretched out his hand to pinch him, Fang Yichi reacted quickly, and kicked on Lu Ye's buttocks, and as soon as the bathroom door closed, he heard Lu Ye lying on the door Shout, "The legs are so long!"

There was the sound of water rushing in the bathroom, and Lu Ye ran to the kitchen and lay down on the door, "Auntie, I'm leaving first." Aunt Chun turned to look at him with a smile on her face, "Wait a minute, here are some peach cakes Take it and eat it, Xiaochi made a small cake yesterday, but it doesn’t look good, why don’t you take it and try it.”

Aunt Chun took a small box from the refrigerator, and Lu Ye opened it and saw that there was a four-figure inside. It looked like a bear, but it was missing an eye, the nose was crooked, and the smile on the corner of the mouth was half drawn, which looked rather creepy. panic.

"You can still laugh at him." Aunt Chun whispered with a smile, and stuffed a large box of peach cakes into Lu Ye's hand.

"Thank you, Aunt Chun! I must laugh at him to death." Lu Ye hugged her, carried a big bag of things out of the yard, hung the bag on the bicycle and ran towards his yard.

Lu Ye spent a few days learning how to ride a bicycle during the holidays. The one with long hands and legs did not fall down. He just relied on Fang Yichi to carry him, and it became a habit. Suddenly one day he found that the back seat was a bit crowded, so he decided to let Lu Anbo Helped pick a car to ride by myself.

The flowers in the yard bloomed and withered, sprouted again when it was hot, the original sandy ground was filled with soft sand by Lu Ye, and he practiced long jump on it when he was free. A big character: grow taller, become a masculine man, surpass a bastard.

A pig's face was drawn on the sign, which was secretly drawn by Fang Yichi while Lu Ye was running into the house to get ice water, and Lu didn't bother to wipe it, so he kept hanging it, feeling asymmetrical in the back, so he took a pen to draw on the side I drew a beautiful little pig. After all, I have been drawing since I was a child, and practice makes perfect, especially the pig's tail hooked extremely smoothly.

"Dad!" Lu Ye yelled when he entered the room, and found that Lu Anbai was sitting on a chair studying tea, the table was full of tea sets and tea leaves, Lu Anbai turned to look at him, "Come here, you can taste the newly bought tea. "

Lu also took a sip, "Your interest has shifted too quickly, you were still studying calligraphy two days ago, why are you getting involved with tea again?"

"It's too much pressure, let's relieve it." Lu Anbai lowered his head and continued to tinker with his tea.

"What pressure? Haven't gotten used to it after so many years?" Lu Ye sat beside him and opened the cake box in his hand, and put the four-faced cake on the table to look at it.

"In the past two days, the department has an emergency department every day. There are women who are bleeding profusely, and those who are unable to give birth cry in the department. There are all kinds of things. I feel uncomfortable every day." Lu Anbo took a sip of tea and nodded his head in satisfaction.

"Why don't I have no children in the future, so that you will feel less uncomfortable." Lu Ye said casually.

"The brat started thinking about this before he even learned the biology class?" Lu Anbai yawned, "I'm going to sleep for a while, I hope there will be less pain in the dream."

"I hope there will be less tea and ink at home." Lu Ye stared at the bottles and jars on the table in the corner and shook his head. He rested his chin on the table and looked at the cake. He put his finger on it and put it in his mouth. "Let's put less sugar." gone."

Early in the morning, Fang Yichi was riding a bicycle, and braked at the door of Lu Ye's house, throwing up a burst of dust. Before Lu Ye could say the word, the door suddenly opened, and Lu Ye rushed out on his bicycle, wearing a military training uniform. neatly, raised his hands, "Go buy buns, the beef stuffing will be gone later."

"Don't worry, the boss will save it for you." Fang Yichi kicked hard to catch up, "He's afraid you'll cry like last time."

"Get out! I don't know which bastard stuffed mustard in my steamed stuffed bun last time, did you, bastard." After speaking, Lu Ye flew away on his bike, and the bastard behind him chased him for a long time before catching up.

The two stood at the gate with buns stuffed in their mouths. Lu Ye swallowed his last mouthful, and nodded his head towards the team on the playground that was about to gather, "Wait and see, the time to show my charm has come." Fang Yichi hugged Leaning his arms on the bicycle and smiling, Lu also wiped his mouth, "Let's go!"

The two of them ran into the assembly line with great arrogance. There were some new faces in the class, but most of them still knew each other. Xu Liang, who was standing in the middle of the line in the distance, put his face close to the group of girls with strange expressions on his face. laugh.

"The bigger the more obscene." Fang Yichi looked at Xu Liang and commented, then raised his hand to straighten his hat.

"Assemble! Line up according to size!" The instructor stood up straight and scanned the people in the line. Fang Yichi stood at the very edge, and Lu Ye stood next to him. The instructor scanned from top to bottom, "Come out. "

Lu also looked at him, "Me?"

"Call the report!" The instructor shouted.

"Report! Me?" Lu also looked at him.

Fang Yichi rolled his eyes behind him.What a charming moment.