Want to lie to me to cry again [Campus]
Chapter 31 Chicken Head
Lu Ye was crying, tears fell on Fang Yichi's hands, the squatting people didn't bother to pay attention to him, they just sat on the ground and watched him cry, Fang Yichi yawned, "What are you thinking of? "
"What if my dad dies one day, I don't know how to clean the yard." Lu Ye looked at the people on the ground with red eyes, and his shoulders twitched.
"Little brat can curse people, where else can I go?" Lu Anbai's voice suddenly came from around the corner, which startled Lu Ye. Before he could say "Dad", the door of the operating room was suddenly pushed open.
Fang Yichi jumped up from the ground and flew out like an arrow, "What's the matter?"
"The operation was successful, and there is no problem. Whether it will recur later depends on the individual. A special nurse will tell you about the postoperative problems later, don't worry." After the doctor finished speaking, he returned to the operating room, and several people breathed a sigh of relief.
"It's okay, don't worry about it." Lu Ye shook Yichi's arm below him. The man stood there in a daze for a long time without speaking. Lu also leaned his head over, "What are you thinking?"
"Am I going to learn how to cook?" Fang Yichi stared at him, Lu was stunned, and nodded in a daze for a few seconds, "That's right, but I can't help you with this matter. I'm cheering you on." After speaking, he patted him on the shoulder reassuringly.
"It's a big deal." Fang Yichi murmured to himself, only came back to his senses when Aunt Chun was pushed out, followed the nurse to the ward and squatted beside the person on the bed.
"You'll wake up after a while. You can't eat food indiscriminately. Take some liquid food for now. Family members, are you?" The nurse looked at Lu Anbo and asked, "I am." Fang Yichi raised his hand, and the nurse was stunned for a moment , "There are no other adults?"
"No more." Fang Yichi replied. "You should pay attention to your diet after the operation, and you can't touch spicy food. You still need to take care of it after you've been in the hospital for a while." The nurse finished speaking and went out.
"Uncle, you go back first, I'll just watch here." Fang Yichi looked up at Lu Anbai. "What do you think as a child?" Lu Anbai looked at him and smiled, "It's okay, I'm on the second floor, and I know people here, just help to watch, you go back, uncle will call you if something happens."
"You go back too." Lu Anbo turned to look at Lu Ye, "You take Xiaochi back."
As soon as Lu Ye heard it, he regained his spirits, immediately shouldered a huge responsibility, and nodded, regardless of whether Fang Yichi was willing or not, he dragged him away, and dragged him all the way to the hospital gate before letting go, "Dad put you Leave it to me, you want to follow me back, do you hear me?"
"I heard it." Fang Yichi answered lazily, and Lu Ye nodded in satisfaction. Before he could take two steps, he was suddenly dragged in the opposite direction by the people behind him. Lu Ye stared at him in fright. , "Why are you going? You are obedient."
"Vegetable market, I have to go home and study vegetables, otherwise who will take care of my mother?" Fang Yichi dragged Lu Lu to leave. "No, why are you dragging me to buy vegetables and cook?" Lu Ye asked.
"Who am I not dragging you to drag?" Fang Yichi turned to look at him, Lu Ye: "Huh?"
"You'll be a coolie for me." Fang Yichi walked forward after finishing speaking, and Lu also grumbled unwillingly behind him, "Then I'll pay you?"
"I'll eat it for you after I'm done! Isn't that enough?" Fang Yichi looked at him seriously, and Lu also panicked, "You're using me as a guinea pig for testing poison, my stomach is full of bad water, annoying You are dead."
The two of them dragged each other and dragged each other and finally arrived at the vegetable market. Lu Ye stared at the hawker stall and felt dizzy, "Do you know what to buy?"
Fang Yichi probably came here for the first time. For the sake of face, he couldn't show his guilty conscience, "I know! What a big deal, go buy chicken!"
The old man rushed forward with strides, and Lu followed behind. The two of them stood beside the chicken coop and finally stopped. "You bought it, why are you not moving?" Probe to ask him.
"What's the rush, I...I can't pick a moment!" Fang Yichi stammered a bit, pointing to the chicken in the corner, "Boss, that, help me... ouch!" Fang Yichi yelled Delu also stared round.
As soon as the cage was opened, the boss was helping the people around him catch it, and when he caught it, he shook it in the air a few times, and the grocery shopping guy next to him shouted, "That's it!" The fearless boy was terrified.
"Which one do you want, boy!" The boss yelled at Fang Yichi, "That." Fang Yichi pointed to a chicken in the corner that looked milder.
"Are you scared?" Lu Ye looked at him and asked. "How is it possible, why would I be afraid... Boss! Stay away!" Before he finished speaking half a sentence, the brat yelled to sneak behind Lu Ye.
Lu also had a smile on his face, "Don't be afraid, don't be afraid, it's just a chicken, Brother Lu will protect you."
Fang Yichi: "...." The kid coughed a few times, took the chicken that the boss had prepared, paid the money and left without saying a word.The two of them strolled around the vegetable market for an hour, bought everything they needed to buy, and then went out.
"The chick is so cute, what are you afraid of?" Lu also looked at him and smiled. "Cute things are hard to deal with!" Fang Yichi said, glaring at him.
The two of them walked to the corner of the street and just ran into Zhao Keran who had just finished taking a shower, and was pouring water out again with a basin in his hand, "Why did you go?"
"Buy chicken." Fang Yichi glanced at him, "Why are you pouring footwashing water every time I see you?"
Zhao Keran shrugged his shoulders, "You are destined for this footwashing water." Looking back at him, he looked at him again, "Buy chicken? Then what does Lu do?"
"Eat chicken." Lu Ye replied, and the two carried the bag to Fang Yichi's house, Zhao Keran was stunned for a long time while holding the footbath.
Buying vegetables is easy but cooking is difficult. Fang Yichi, who has never even touched a chicken's butt or head, just stood in front of the stove and stared at the chicken's eyes for a long time, "What are you looking at?" Lu Ye asked as he passed by the kitchen with a popsicle in his mouth.
"Look, isn't the look in its eyes a bit sad?" Fang Yichi said while staring at the chicken's eyes.Lu also licked his mouth, "I'm not sweating yet, so I don't have time to take you to the hospital."
"Why don't you stop cooking it and give it a tribute. I think you like it." As soon as Lu Ye finished speaking, Fang Yichi chopped off the chicken head with a knife. Lu Ye opened his mouth and the popsicles flowed smoothly The corner of his mouth remained, and he whispered, "Why don't I just shut up."
Lu Ye was sitting on the sofa in the living room shaking his feet, licking a popsicle in his mouth, and was not at ease eating. There was a sudden "kuang!" Shake it.
"Dad is too gentle." Lu Ye muttered to himself, looking into the kitchen with his head, Fang Yichi wiped the sweat from his forehead with his arm, and heaved a sigh of relief, "It's finally unloaded!"
After listening, Lu Ye retracted his head again, "I'd better watch TV for a while..." After speaking, he slumped on the sofa and watched Qiong Yao drama, his voice was loudest, trying to cover up the irascible boy in the kitchen scolding voices of relatives.
"Lu Ye! Lu Ye!" shouted in the kitchen, Lu Ye shook his body and moved reluctantly, "What's wrong?" He asked.
"Taste it." Fang Yichi held a large spoon in front of Lu Ye. Lu Ye swallowed his saliva and looked up at Fang Yichi pitifully. It's hot, I'll drink it later." After Lu Ye finished speaking and was about to leave, someone grabbed his arm.
"Just blow it a little bit." Fang Yichi blew on the spoon for a long time, and finally stuffed it into Lu Ye's mouth, and leaned over to look at him, "How is it?"
"Hmm..." Lu Ye licked his mouth and tasted it for a long time, "It seems...no taste."
"Oh, it seems that there is no salt." Fang Yichi squatted in the cabinet and writhed. Pretending to sleep on the sofa.
"Lu Ye, I'm finally done. Hurry up and fall asleep?" Fang Yichi came out with a bowl and put it on the table. He lay down in front of Lu Ye and looked at it for a while, "All right, fall asleep." Never mind."
Lu Ye heard that there was no sound in his ears, he breathed a sigh of relief, his eyelashes kept trembling, and finally opened his eyes gently, only to see a chicken head.
"Mom! Help!" Lu Ye jumped up from the sofa, shrunk back, and Fang Yichi poked his head out from behind the chicken head, "You jumped in time, and I'm going to let the cute chicken kiss you!" You did it."
"Kiss you rotten egg!" Lu Ye was so frightened that his heart was pounding. "Then do you want cooked chicken or raw chicken?" Fang Yichi asked him with a smirk.
Lu also swallowed his saliva, "It's still raw... no, it's cooked." After speaking, Fang Yichi took a chicken wing from the bowl and stuffed it into his mouth, "Is it okay this time?"
Lu also chewed it twice, and suddenly felt that it was not bad, at least not unpalatable, "It's much better." After he finished speaking, he gnawed the rest of the meat, drank a couple of mouthfuls of soup, touched his stomach and lay back on the sofa.
"What are you doing tomorrow? How about...fish soup?" After Fang Yichi finished speaking, Lu Ye suddenly opened his eyes wide, "No fish!!" His voice startled Fang Yichi, and they looked at each other. for a long time.
"Then change it to another one. What are you yelling? The old fish seller was so sad to hear that." Fang Yichi sat on the chair and began to think about tomorrow's menu, while Lu Ye stared at the ceiling and touched his throat.
"What's wrong? You got a fishbone earlier?" Fang Yichi sat beside him and looked at him.
"No, I've been bitten by fish before." After Lu Ye finished speaking, Fang Yichi moved closer and stared at him a lot, "Can fish bite people?"
Lu also avoided looking away, "Yes, it's not too fierce, just took a sip."
Fang Yichi looked at him and asked again, "Where are you biting?"
Lu Ye blushed, "I bit the bird."
Fang Yichi froze for a few seconds and then laughed as he slapped his thigh, it was still Lu Ye's leg, Lu Ye's face was flushed and he was so angry that he couldn't speak.
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"What if my dad dies one day, I don't know how to clean the yard." Lu Ye looked at the people on the ground with red eyes, and his shoulders twitched.
"Little brat can curse people, where else can I go?" Lu Anbai's voice suddenly came from around the corner, which startled Lu Ye. Before he could say "Dad", the door of the operating room was suddenly pushed open.
Fang Yichi jumped up from the ground and flew out like an arrow, "What's the matter?"
"The operation was successful, and there is no problem. Whether it will recur later depends on the individual. A special nurse will tell you about the postoperative problems later, don't worry." After the doctor finished speaking, he returned to the operating room, and several people breathed a sigh of relief.
"It's okay, don't worry about it." Lu Ye shook Yichi's arm below him. The man stood there in a daze for a long time without speaking. Lu also leaned his head over, "What are you thinking?"
"Am I going to learn how to cook?" Fang Yichi stared at him, Lu was stunned, and nodded in a daze for a few seconds, "That's right, but I can't help you with this matter. I'm cheering you on." After speaking, he patted him on the shoulder reassuringly.
"It's a big deal." Fang Yichi murmured to himself, only came back to his senses when Aunt Chun was pushed out, followed the nurse to the ward and squatted beside the person on the bed.
"You'll wake up after a while. You can't eat food indiscriminately. Take some liquid food for now. Family members, are you?" The nurse looked at Lu Anbo and asked, "I am." Fang Yichi raised his hand, and the nurse was stunned for a moment , "There are no other adults?"
"No more." Fang Yichi replied. "You should pay attention to your diet after the operation, and you can't touch spicy food. You still need to take care of it after you've been in the hospital for a while." The nurse finished speaking and went out.
"Uncle, you go back first, I'll just watch here." Fang Yichi looked up at Lu Anbai. "What do you think as a child?" Lu Anbai looked at him and smiled, "It's okay, I'm on the second floor, and I know people here, just help to watch, you go back, uncle will call you if something happens."
"You go back too." Lu Anbo turned to look at Lu Ye, "You take Xiaochi back."
As soon as Lu Ye heard it, he regained his spirits, immediately shouldered a huge responsibility, and nodded, regardless of whether Fang Yichi was willing or not, he dragged him away, and dragged him all the way to the hospital gate before letting go, "Dad put you Leave it to me, you want to follow me back, do you hear me?"
"I heard it." Fang Yichi answered lazily, and Lu Ye nodded in satisfaction. Before he could take two steps, he was suddenly dragged in the opposite direction by the people behind him. Lu Ye stared at him in fright. , "Why are you going? You are obedient."
"Vegetable market, I have to go home and study vegetables, otherwise who will take care of my mother?" Fang Yichi dragged Lu Lu to leave. "No, why are you dragging me to buy vegetables and cook?" Lu Ye asked.
"Who am I not dragging you to drag?" Fang Yichi turned to look at him, Lu Ye: "Huh?"
"You'll be a coolie for me." Fang Yichi walked forward after finishing speaking, and Lu also grumbled unwillingly behind him, "Then I'll pay you?"
"I'll eat it for you after I'm done! Isn't that enough?" Fang Yichi looked at him seriously, and Lu also panicked, "You're using me as a guinea pig for testing poison, my stomach is full of bad water, annoying You are dead."
The two of them dragged each other and dragged each other and finally arrived at the vegetable market. Lu Ye stared at the hawker stall and felt dizzy, "Do you know what to buy?"
Fang Yichi probably came here for the first time. For the sake of face, he couldn't show his guilty conscience, "I know! What a big deal, go buy chicken!"
The old man rushed forward with strides, and Lu followed behind. The two of them stood beside the chicken coop and finally stopped. "You bought it, why are you not moving?" Probe to ask him.
"What's the rush, I...I can't pick a moment!" Fang Yichi stammered a bit, pointing to the chicken in the corner, "Boss, that, help me... ouch!" Fang Yichi yelled Delu also stared round.
As soon as the cage was opened, the boss was helping the people around him catch it, and when he caught it, he shook it in the air a few times, and the grocery shopping guy next to him shouted, "That's it!" The fearless boy was terrified.
"Which one do you want, boy!" The boss yelled at Fang Yichi, "That." Fang Yichi pointed to a chicken in the corner that looked milder.
"Are you scared?" Lu Ye looked at him and asked. "How is it possible, why would I be afraid... Boss! Stay away!" Before he finished speaking half a sentence, the brat yelled to sneak behind Lu Ye.
Lu also had a smile on his face, "Don't be afraid, don't be afraid, it's just a chicken, Brother Lu will protect you."
Fang Yichi: "...." The kid coughed a few times, took the chicken that the boss had prepared, paid the money and left without saying a word.The two of them strolled around the vegetable market for an hour, bought everything they needed to buy, and then went out.
"The chick is so cute, what are you afraid of?" Lu also looked at him and smiled. "Cute things are hard to deal with!" Fang Yichi said, glaring at him.
The two of them walked to the corner of the street and just ran into Zhao Keran who had just finished taking a shower, and was pouring water out again with a basin in his hand, "Why did you go?"
"Buy chicken." Fang Yichi glanced at him, "Why are you pouring footwashing water every time I see you?"
Zhao Keran shrugged his shoulders, "You are destined for this footwashing water." Looking back at him, he looked at him again, "Buy chicken? Then what does Lu do?"
"Eat chicken." Lu Ye replied, and the two carried the bag to Fang Yichi's house, Zhao Keran was stunned for a long time while holding the footbath.
Buying vegetables is easy but cooking is difficult. Fang Yichi, who has never even touched a chicken's butt or head, just stood in front of the stove and stared at the chicken's eyes for a long time, "What are you looking at?" Lu Ye asked as he passed by the kitchen with a popsicle in his mouth.
"Look, isn't the look in its eyes a bit sad?" Fang Yichi said while staring at the chicken's eyes.Lu also licked his mouth, "I'm not sweating yet, so I don't have time to take you to the hospital."
"Why don't you stop cooking it and give it a tribute. I think you like it." As soon as Lu Ye finished speaking, Fang Yichi chopped off the chicken head with a knife. Lu Ye opened his mouth and the popsicles flowed smoothly The corner of his mouth remained, and he whispered, "Why don't I just shut up."
Lu Ye was sitting on the sofa in the living room shaking his feet, licking a popsicle in his mouth, and was not at ease eating. There was a sudden "kuang!" Shake it.
"Dad is too gentle." Lu Ye muttered to himself, looking into the kitchen with his head, Fang Yichi wiped the sweat from his forehead with his arm, and heaved a sigh of relief, "It's finally unloaded!"
After listening, Lu Ye retracted his head again, "I'd better watch TV for a while..." After speaking, he slumped on the sofa and watched Qiong Yao drama, his voice was loudest, trying to cover up the irascible boy in the kitchen scolding voices of relatives.
"Lu Ye! Lu Ye!" shouted in the kitchen, Lu Ye shook his body and moved reluctantly, "What's wrong?" He asked.
"Taste it." Fang Yichi held a large spoon in front of Lu Ye. Lu Ye swallowed his saliva and looked up at Fang Yichi pitifully. It's hot, I'll drink it later." After Lu Ye finished speaking and was about to leave, someone grabbed his arm.
"Just blow it a little bit." Fang Yichi blew on the spoon for a long time, and finally stuffed it into Lu Ye's mouth, and leaned over to look at him, "How is it?"
"Hmm..." Lu Ye licked his mouth and tasted it for a long time, "It seems...no taste."
"Oh, it seems that there is no salt." Fang Yichi squatted in the cabinet and writhed. Pretending to sleep on the sofa.
"Lu Ye, I'm finally done. Hurry up and fall asleep?" Fang Yichi came out with a bowl and put it on the table. He lay down in front of Lu Ye and looked at it for a while, "All right, fall asleep." Never mind."
Lu Ye heard that there was no sound in his ears, he breathed a sigh of relief, his eyelashes kept trembling, and finally opened his eyes gently, only to see a chicken head.
"Mom! Help!" Lu Ye jumped up from the sofa, shrunk back, and Fang Yichi poked his head out from behind the chicken head, "You jumped in time, and I'm going to let the cute chicken kiss you!" You did it."
"Kiss you rotten egg!" Lu Ye was so frightened that his heart was pounding. "Then do you want cooked chicken or raw chicken?" Fang Yichi asked him with a smirk.
Lu also swallowed his saliva, "It's still raw... no, it's cooked." After speaking, Fang Yichi took a chicken wing from the bowl and stuffed it into his mouth, "Is it okay this time?"
Lu also chewed it twice, and suddenly felt that it was not bad, at least not unpalatable, "It's much better." After he finished speaking, he gnawed the rest of the meat, drank a couple of mouthfuls of soup, touched his stomach and lay back on the sofa.
"What are you doing tomorrow? How about...fish soup?" After Fang Yichi finished speaking, Lu Ye suddenly opened his eyes wide, "No fish!!" His voice startled Fang Yichi, and they looked at each other. for a long time.
"Then change it to another one. What are you yelling? The old fish seller was so sad to hear that." Fang Yichi sat on the chair and began to think about tomorrow's menu, while Lu Ye stared at the ceiling and touched his throat.
"What's wrong? You got a fishbone earlier?" Fang Yichi sat beside him and looked at him.
"No, I've been bitten by fish before." After Lu Ye finished speaking, Fang Yichi moved closer and stared at him a lot, "Can fish bite people?"
Lu also avoided looking away, "Yes, it's not too fierce, just took a sip."
Fang Yichi looked at him and asked again, "Where are you biting?"
Lu Ye blushed, "I bit the bird."
Fang Yichi froze for a few seconds and then laughed as he slapped his thigh, it was still Lu Ye's leg, Lu Ye's face was flushed and he was so angry that he couldn't speak.
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