Leader Zai Fengping was killed

"I'm back!"

I pushed open the door and greeted the people inside cheerfully.

It's a pity that I didn't get a response from even one person.

Not that no one noticed my presence.

Even if the sound of opening the door was not noticed, there is absolutely no possibility of "not hearing" my loud "I'm back" voice!

but……

No one responded to me.Rather than saying "not being noticed", it is more appropriate to describe it as "ignoring".

what the hell.Forget about others, even Dun Jun and Xiao Jinghua are like this!

What happened to this reaction of "hearing a voice, looking up, realizing it was Dazai, then lowering his head and continuing to do his own thing"?So indifferent!

Dazai-kun's popularity is so bad, I couldn't help shaking my head secretly in my heart.

"Ah," Ranpo-san poked his head out from behind the pile of snacks, and finally ended my sad situation of being "ignored", "Dazai is back."

Unexpectedly, Mr. Ranpo is the one who cares about Dazai-kun the most!

I was emotionally moved for a few seconds, and as expected, I waited for Mr. Ranpo's next sentence.

——"Did you bring back the thick snacks?"

Well, I knew it would be like this.

If it's not President Fukuzawa, it's better not to expect too much from Ranpo-san's pure welcome.

"Here~"

Because this kind of thing has been expected for a long time, so it can't be said to be disappointed.I sighed in my heart for two seconds for the unpopular Dazai-kun, and very calmly handed over the shopping bag in my hand to Mr. Ranpo.

Mr. Ranpo's eyes fell on me.

Although Mr. Ranpo did not open his eyes, the feeling of "being watched" was too strong.

Ashamed to say, I have always had a keen perception of other people's attention, which may be called a rare talent for me as an ordinary person.Even a slight attention can be easily detected, not to mention the enthusiastic gaze of Mr. Ranpo.

Ahhhhhhhhhh, really, I would be embarrassed to be stared at by Ranpo-san with such intense eyes~

Eh?

"Where did the gaze come from without opening your eyes at all?"

So sorry!

From the perspective of idealism, as long as I feel that I feel the warm gaze from Mr. Ranpo, then the "hot gaze" exists!

If you say it like this, it is understandable that your heart beats faster "dokidoki" because of such passionate gaze.

Because it's Mr. Ranpo!

If there is anyone in the Armed Detective Agency who can clearly distinguish me from Dazai-kun, it will only be Mr. Ranpo.

"It doesn't seem right." Mr. Ranpo lowered his head, looked at the shopping bag in my hand, and said firmly, "Hey, Dazai, the quantity is wrong."

"Eh? Isn't it right?" I also lowered my head, "Didn't you discuss the quantity with Mr. Ranpo?"

"Less, less!" Mr. Ranpo muttered unhappily, with a very vivid and childlike dissatisfaction on his face, "Too little! Not enough at all! So, starting tomorrow, Dazai will give I'll bring some snacks!"

Mr. Ranpo put his hands on his hips, announcing this in an unquestionable tone.

Then I understood.

Ah, it turned out that there was no agreement.

How unreliable, Dazai-kun!

No way, although I feel very dissatisfied with the unreliable Dazai-kun in my heart-but to be honest, this is not surprising-but the matter is over, I have appeared in the Armed Detective Agency wearing Dazai-kun's daily clothes , no matter how regretful it is, it is already too late.

How else could it be?It's all here, and I, who was deeply trapped in the enemy's camp, could only do my best to hide my identity in order not to be exposed and to avoid the horror that might happen next.

Faced with the threat of Mr. Ranpo hidden under the illusion of childishness, I was as weak as me, so I had to make sacrifices. In the public, I reluctantly reached a consensus with Mr. Ranpo.

"Kazehayaya's Taiyaki! I want the red bean flavor, and if Dazai wants to give it a free one, I'll accept the chocolate flavor too! Ah, and..."

The end result is that I have a long shopping list.

It was full of snacks, all of which Mr. Ranpo wanted to eat, but Mr. Fukuzawa had not been able to eat to his heart's content.

Staring at the shopping list in my hand, and looking at Mr. Ranpo with his mouth full of snacks "bajibaji", I seem to experience a sense of happiness in the air that "I finally waited for it!".

It's like waiting for a long time, and I finally seized an opportunity to enjoy a happy life flooded by desserts, and the fact that Dazai-kun and I switched identities is the best excuse.

It's a threat, but it's actually Mr. Ranpo, who wants to eat snacks, acting like a baby!I can!

I have always been good at talking.

very kind.

There is no resistance to being coquettish with cats.

For me like this, when faced with Mr. Ranpo's coquettishness, I couldn't help feeling overwhelmed, so I just took that shopping list...

I went to President Fukuzawa.

Ahem, please don’t get me wrong!I didn't have any intention of "sueing a lawsuit", and I went to President Fukuzawa just out of a sense of responsibility.

After all, cats have a limited share of snacks.For things like feeding cats, if it’s just a little snack, it’s fine, how can you not ask the breeder’s consent for large-scale feeding!

That's right!It was with such a responsible idea that I brought the shopping list to President Fukuzawa.

It's okay if I can't resist the temptation!It is enough to have President Fukuzawa, President Fukuzawa will be fine!

The final result was just as I expected... Ah, no, let's do it all over again.

The final result was very regrettable. President Fukuzawa stared at the full shopping list and seriously warned me that there was only one line for Mr. Ranpo's dessert share.

Considering Mr. Ranpo's first wish, I chose Taiyaki.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, it's definitely not my fault~

Facing Mr. Ranpo's accusing gaze, I pretended to sob silently in my heart.Of course, since I am Dazai-kun now, I still respect the character design and didn't really cry.

It's not that Dazai-kun is a decent person who can't pretend to cry!What I mean is, Dazai-kun, who has always only uttered aloud but never shed tears, is far behind my level of fake crying. It is really embarrassing for me, a master-level fake cry player, to fake cry at Dazai-kun's level I.

So it’s fine to cry in my heart~ On the surface, I’m still very serious.

"It's not my fault~" Seriously, I defended myself seriously, "Even if I didn't tell President Fukuzawa about this, wouldn't President Fukuzawa not know after buying it back?"

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!Such a childish Mr. Ranpo, I can only force myself to mature a bit!

"Mr. Ranpo doesn't want the president to be unhappy, right?" I moved out President Fukuzawa very maturely, in order to better persuade Mr. Ranpo, "If the president finds out that Mr. Ranpo ate so many snacks, the president You will be very worried!"

The expression is very sincere, and the tone is also very sincere. Whether you look at it with your eyes or listen to it with your ears, you can feel my sincerity.

however……

"Is there something different now?" Mr. Ranpo asked me angrily, "The president already knows that I want to eat so many dim sum! It's still your complaint!"

Wow——Super~severe accusation!

Faced with such a serious accusation from Mr. Ranpo, I panicked for a while.After racking his brains for three seconds, he finally came up with an explanation that was almost passable.

"At least now it's just "want to eat", not "already eaten"?Although they are all eaten, the crime of attempting is always a lesser crime! "

Although I tried very hard to comfort Mr. Ranpo with this statement, Mr. Ranpo was not comforted by me.There was still a childish displeasure on his face, which made me very worried that my identity would be exposed by the angry Mr. Ranpo——

Of course that is impossible.

If you are not happy, you are not happy, Mr. Ranpo is quite reliable in business matters.

Probably because of the future plans!Even though Ranpo-san was very dissatisfied with my "complaint" behavior - I reiterated that it was definitely not a complaint, but just out of a sense of responsibility - he still held his nose and endured it.

What a demeanor, what a general understanding!

I am very moved by this.So, in order to reward the reliable Mr. Ranpo, when I bought Taiyaki the next day, I not only bought the red bean flavor specified by Mr. Ranpo, but also added an extra chocolate flavor at my own expense.

"Mr. Ranpo!" I solemnly handed the packing bag containing taiyaki to Mr. Ranpo, "This is all my property! Please, Mr. Ranpo, don't think too little!"

Mr. Ranpo took the packing bag, curled his lips in distaste: "What do you say about "all property", it's too fake, Dazai! "

As soon as I heard it, Mr. Ranpo didn't believe me, and immediately tried to defend himself very nervously.

"I'm not lying, it's true!" I shook my windbreaker jacket, and even turned out the pockets to show Mr. Ranpo, "Now there is no one yen in my pocket! Really there is no one yen! I used it to buy taiyaki for Mr. Ranpo!"

While saying this, sadness came from it: "I don't know what to do with the lunch and dinner that have been connected... Uh, maybe I'm going to starve to death today?"

And thinking that the Dazai-kun who took my place might be enjoying Sigma's superb crab meat dish, while I might be starving, my false sadness became real.

"T-Mr. Dazai!"

Ranpo-san didn't respond to my sadness, as if he didn't hear anything, he took out the taiyaki, peeled off the outer layer and began to eat the red bean paste wrapped in it. After listening for a long time, I seem to believe my words.

"Ru, if you don't dislike it!" Dun-kun looked at me with concern, and carefully suggested, "I can invite Mr. Dazai to have tea with rice!"

The innocent and cute little tiger raised by myself in another world said so, and grabbed a handful of coins from his pocket.

There are different denominations, both large and small.There are a lot of them here and there, holding them like a hill in your hands. It looks like a lot, but in fact there is not much money.

wow-

Good ~ moved!

Such a poor Dun Jun is still willing to support "me", it is really touching!

I was very relieved, and was about to happily agree to Atsu-kun's proposal of "treat Mr. Dazai to tea and rice", when I heard Mr. Ranpo's vague voice: "Dazai didn't use his own money, did he?"

"Eh?" Dunjun, who is considered upright in this world, looked at a loss.

"Even this, maybe it's the card of Mr. Hat in PortMafia?" Mr. Ranpo said while shaking the taiyaki in his hand, "After all, it's Dazai!"

"Eh——" Dun Jun opened his eyes wide and looked at me incredulously, "Yes, is that so?"

"That's not the case!" I felt very sad for Mr. Ranpo's misunderstanding, "Mr. Ranpo is too much! I didn't use Chuya's card! Buying Taiyaki for Mr. Ranpo is obviously..."

"Too-zai-"

My words were interrupted by a roar from far and near.

"You swiped my card again?!"

Not far away, Kunikida-kun, Dazai-kun's good partner in the Armed Detective Agency, was walking towards me angrily.

"Mr. Kunikida?" Atsushi-kun turned his head to look at Kunikida-kun and then at me, the expression on his face gradually changed from "Why are you so fat?" to "I see."

However, I don't have time to take care of my image in Atsu-kun's heart now—after all, it's actually just Dazai-kun's image—in the face of the menacing Kunikida-kun, I decided to sneak up first.

"What card? What card? What? Kunikida-kun is talking about, I don't know—"