"Hurry up, really, this dress is super cold!"

"It can't be helped, after all, this suit of clothes is very cumbersome, and of course it will be more troublesome to take off!"

I ignored Dazai's accusation of "I'm going to freeze", and continued to fight with the clothes on my body in a leisurely manner.

"Hey, you're about the same!" Dazai looked really cold, "What season do you think it is?"

"Well, I thought it would be warmer than soaking in water in winter anyway." I raised my eyebrows, and didn't plan to cooperate with Dazai's pretentiousness, "And it's too fast."

Dazai stomped his feet.It seems that in order to maintain the temperature of the body, even if I don't like sports, I try my best to jump around at this time.

He frowned, looking very happy: "Aren't you in a hurry, is it really okay to be so leisurely?"

This kind of preaching words came out of Dazai's mouth, and there was a sense of humor in the ears that almost made people want to laugh.I can't help but want to laugh a little.

"It's okay if you're in a hurry, but it's actually not that urgent!"

Having said that, I sped up the speed for Dazai's rare "subversive performance"-a Dazai who preaches and persuades others not to slack off and get down to business is really rare.

"Ah... I finally came back to life." Dazai wrapped himself in a windbreaker and let out a long breath, "You didn't do anything weird that you need me to finish, right?"

He looked at me with obvious distrust.This undisguised mistrust deeply hurt my heart.

"Dazai-kun..." I felt very sad, "You didn't treat me like this before! We used to eat soup tofu together in the past. Could it be that just because of one page of "book", you really lost all those beautiful pasts? Have you forgotten? "

Hearing what I said, Dazai put on a "disgusted" expression almost in the next second.

Woohoo – what a heartbreaker!

I couldn't help sobbing, feeling quite sad because of Dazai's cold attitude: "Ah, those good times in the past can't be repeated after all."

"Oh, there is no way to do this." Dazai sighed, and his tone was also very embarrassing.

"Although I understand what's going on intellectually, the emotional disgust is too deep and too heavy—if it's Dazai-kun, it should be understandable, right?"

It's been a long time since Dazai called me "Dazai-kun".It seems that after I became the heir of PortMafia in this world, "Arisu", Dazai quickly changed to "Arisu-kun".

Not only Dazai, but also other people in this world.

Except for Nakaya, who has known me for many years, and the relationship has progressed from partner, subordinate, all the way to "we can date together (although it's just Ms. Yoko)", I haven't been called "Dazai Osamu" for a long time.In this world, I am called "Arisu".

It’s been a long time since I heard the title of “Dazai-kun” again, how should I put it, I still miss it a little~

"Is that really the case?" Nostalgia is nostalgia, but I don't quite believe what Dazai said both inside and outside, "Does "book" really have such a big influence on you? "

"Who knows~" Dazai's expression was very innocent, his deliberately round iris-colored eyes revealed an innocence of ignorance of the world, "Everything is Fyodor's fault!"

While saying this, he puffed up his face pretending to be cute.

Since the pot was not thrown to me anyway, I didn't care too much about it.

"Ah, that's how it is, I understand." I chose to let myself "believe" Dazai's words like a flutter, and deliberately put on a look of sudden realization.

However, due to the exaggerated acting skills and superficial facial expressions, this "sudden realization" is false and not sincere at all.

Dazai curled his lips: "So, is there anything that needs attention?"

"Where you need to pay attention..." I held my chin and thought about it seriously.

"Well, if you want to talk about it, it's probably a question of "character image"?If the displayed personality is too different, even Sigma will be suspicious~"

Hearing what I said, Dazai let out an "Eh-" without knowing what to say.

"can you?"

He didn't seem to take my words too seriously, and his tone was very casual.

"Yes." Because Dazai's tone was too casual, it was difficult for me to put on a serious posture, "After all, Sigma met Dazai-kun not long ago!"

"That's true." Dazai nodded seriously, with a reluctance on his face, "But that kind of personality..."

Dazai stared at me, not hiding the disgust in his eyes.

"It's really admirable..."

He pouted again.

I didn't pay attention to the unhappiness in Dazai's voice, and asked in a light tone: "Dazai-kun will not show his feet in front of Sigma, will he?"

"You really underestimated me, Dazai-kun!" Dazai raised his head and chest high, with a look of being underestimated, "Isn't it the character of a female high school student who is more than Naomi! No problem!"

Although, due to various reasons, the demise of the five gods and humans in front of Sigma is indeed full of girlish hearts...

However, hearing Dazai say something like "more high school girls than Naomi" made me feel a little complicated for a while.

No, it's not because of the description "the character of a high school girl is better than Naomi", the point is that the person who said this is Dazai!

Ahaha——I don't think Dazai-kun is much better than me. To a degree of indecency, Dazai-kun and I can't tell who is better at all, right?

"Yeah, I believe in Dazai-kun!" I have great confidence in my other self, "For Dazai-kun, such a difficult performance is not worth mentioning~"

If it was someone else—such as Chuya, or Kunikida-kun, in short, all decent people I know can be included—then I might still worry about whether the other party can play the image of "me" It's so lifelike, but it's Dazai-kun...

Then I have great confidence.

If it's Dazai-kun, there must be no problem!

——Well, probably this level of trust!Maybe it's not an exaggeration to call it "blind"~

"Ah, that's right." However, trust belongs to trust, and there is one thing that needs to be made clear in advance, "Dazai-kun, please don't do unnecessary things."

"Extra things"? " Dazai raised his eyes and looked at me, with an innocent expression on his face, coupled with the large area of ​​pure white clothing, suddenly revealed some characteristics that were completely contrary to "Dazai Osamu".

It might sound ridiculous to say it, but at a certain moment, Dazai-kun did have a certain quality, at first glance he looked like—something like an "innocent boy like an angel".

Of course, it's just at first glance.

"What do you mean by the "excessive things" Dazai-kun said?If Dazai-kun doesn't say it clearly, I may not be able to understand it? " Dazai said with a smile.

"Oh, I mean Sigma!" I also smiled back, "I don't mean to offend, but Sigma is also someone I like, if Dazai-kun does something strange that causes Sigma's things to go wrong, I will Very disturbing."

"So, I hope Dazai-kun can cooperate a little bit!" I sincerely begged, and even used the tone of asking, "It would be even better if I could help out a little by the way!"

"Wow, what a disgusting false appearance!" Dazai took a step back as if seeing something disgusting.

Ahhh, this is not good.

I quickly made my expression look more sincere: "Please, Dazai-kun!"

I don't know why, but Dazai loathed him even more despite his sincere expression.

"Okay, okay, I promise you! Put away that look!" Dazai curled his lips, "It seems that "myself" has such an expression on his face, it is really unpleasant! "

Now that I have achieved my goal, I followed Dazai's words like a word and put away my expression.

The sincere request disappeared, leaving only a mask-like frivolous smile: "Does this look better, Dazai-kun?"

I asked.

Dazai-kun's eyes sparkled. "Yeah, that's a lot!"

He put his two hands together, covering the position of his heart on his left chest, and the joy in his voice seemed very deliberate.

"As expected of Dazai-kun! Super handsome!"

"It's too much, Dazai-kun." I sighed, feeling very helpless at Dazai's slightly exaggerated acting skills.

"Oh, is that so?" Dazai blinked.

Both me and him have long passed the age of pretending to be cute, but "overage" has never been a reason to affect a Dazai's cuteness.

"Sorry sorry, I don't have much experience!" He stuck out his tongue pretending to be cute, "I will pay attention to it later, don't worry!"

Don't make people feel relieved at all!

"Is this really good?" Looking at Dazai-kun like this, I sighed in my heart, "Although you are wearing my identity, the real person is you?"

"What are you talking about?" Dazai smiled, "It's time to go back to the detective agency, but it's not the end of get off work yet?"

"Hey——" I just remembered this, "It's so troublesome. You still have to go to work on time every day. This is Ango-kun's life, right?"

"For Ango, you don't have to go to work on time every day." Dazai retorted, "Because you don't leave work, you don't go to work either—Dangdang, this is Ango's life!"

"Well, forget it, whatever you want is fine." I waved my hand, "Even if it appears in the river and is salvaged, it will be taken back by the detective agency, right?"

"Yes, yes, don't worry about this~" Dazai nodded with an innocent face, "But now, probably only Atsu-kun will come to take over "me", right?If Atsu-kun is busy, you may have to hang on the fishing net and wait for a long time, okay? "

"Wow, that's terrible!" I was taken aback, "It's so cold now, if you hang on the net wet and blown by the wind, you might get sick, right?"

"That's right~" Dazai nodded seriously, "So it's better to go back to the detective agency by yourself!"

As he spoke, he picked up the suitcase resting on the round table.

"Then, I'll go first!" Dazai stood at the door of the room with his suitcase in his hand and waved to me, "Don't forget Mr. Ranpo's dim sum~"

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