False Mamon's broken tutor

However, even the tenth generation of Peng Geli can beat it, what a powerful tutor! !

All the small attackers have secretly made a note of their hearts: I must go to ask for advice when I find time!

Advice Part1: Bai Lan.

"Little Mamon, Xiaozheng is ignoring me again~! What should I do~!"

"...Didn't I say you should take your time and don't be impatient, you've provoked others again!"

"Obviously it's Xiaozheng, he's too shy~!"

"...=_=..."

"Okay, okay, can't I be wrong~! Help me~!"

"It's the same as before, you just need to cling to him and be considerate and caring about him to please him."

"Uh, no way~! I tried many times and it didn't work~! o(>_<)o"

"Very, many times? You! Oh my god...(hands up forehead)"

"Help me~!"

"Okay...the routine of heroes saving the beauty is old-fashioned but easy to use, this is it. (Take out a few pieces of information)"

"Little Mamon is the best~! o(≧v≦)o~~"

Feng: "Viper, how do you know these things so well?"

Mamon: "...When I just lost my memory, I once went astray and read a lot of bloody amnesia scenes in romance novels, so I naturally knew a lot..."

Li Baoen (sarcastically laughing): "Oh."

Mammon: "...(#‵′)..."

☆, attacked

"Tired~dead~! Huchi! Huchi!"

Mammoth...is running.

The reason...it was suggested by Feng, that Mamon's useless physical fitness should be improved.

...QAQ...口胡风 SAMA, don't you just say something 100% for our sake with a smile on your face, okay!There is absolutely no way to refuse it! !

Feng (Mother laughs): "Come on, we've made progress~!"

Already the 7th lap!We can't do it...orz...

Li Baoen, who left the main character of the rabbit to his father to discipline him, came here to take a walk and watch the show with nothing to do (sarcastically laughing): "Heh."

Mammon: "...(#‵′)!!..."

Ah!Ah! !Peat all day long! ! !

"Well... do you know how to get to Sawada's house?" A very [beep——] voice suddenly sounded in their ears.

Long golden hair crystal clear like glass, eyes as blue as the sea seem to embrace both the sea and the sky, delicate skin as white as ice, petite, tall, plump and slender figure, beautiful appearance... ..

Mamon's mind was suddenly bombarded by thunder... OAO...

In the gradually blurred mind, Newton, Bell, Edison, Curie, Hawking, Darwin, Zhang Heng, Shen Kuo, Qian Xuesen, Einstein, Yang Zhenning, Socrates, Plato, and a large group of Pythagoras, etc. The great representatives who condensed all the wisdom and rationality in the world came to her in a neat formation.

Newton took the lead in going forward and reported to Mamon energetically: "The theory of universal gravitation has now been proven wrong!"

Then Darwin also came out: "The theory of evolution is complete nonsense!"

Einstein was not to be outdone: "The theory of relativity is fundamentally a mess!"

Pythagoras was the first to sing the aria: "The Pythagorean Theorem is not right~!"

"There is no sound wave at all~~!"

"One plus one cannot equal two~~~!"

"Atoms and molecules don't exist~~~~!"

"If there is a cause, there may not be an effect, hey~~~~~!"

Every word and every word was like a rocket fired into Mamon's brain, so he heard his rationality being crushed like a bag of crispy noodles: Kaba Kaba Kaba Kaba...

After the sages had finished speaking, they hooked their shoulders affectionately and huddled together in a beautiful harmony: "The biggest law in this world is that there is no law~~~~~~!"

"So, fall in love with me~~~~~~~!" The figures of these great people suddenly melted, forming the magnified and magnified face of Mary Sue who asked the way.

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

(Ah, why are there so many exclamation points? This is unscientific!)

Oh my god, is this thing that popped into my head all of a sudden? ! !Wow, who is this chick? Mary Sue, who is the thunder dog blood, doesn't she like to die for labor and management once! ! !

Looking at Li Baoen and Feng who were stunned by surprise (what?!), Mamon, who regained consciousness, tried his best to maintain a calm face, materialized a camera in the illusion with lightning speed and pressed the button Simultaneously killing the completely defenseless Mary Sue.

"Huh?!" "Just...what happened?" They didn't regain their senses until Marysu fell to the ground.

"Pfft ha ha ha ha!!!" Ma Meng finally couldn't hold back.

"Bang!" Li Baoen's reaction to this was to destroy the camera in Mamun's hand with one shot.

Mr. Camera, who was just born in this world and only stayed for less than 2 minutes, please walk slowly.

Therefore, hundreds of words of explanations before and after the incident are omitted below.

"Then, why didn't you get the trick?" Li Baoen raised the brim of his hat and asked a question.

Will labor and management have decided to die alone and tell you the truth casually? !

Mamon looks serious and you lose: "Because I firmly believe in the theory of universal gravitation and the theory of evolution."

"......what?"

☆, games

Why is everyone participating in this truth game regardless of possibility?

Ah ha ha ha, don't want such details... Don't, don't, don't love, don't be impulsive, impulsive is the devil (hold your head back)!I was wrong, don't slap your face! !

Well, in fact, everyone cares about the little secrets of their sweethearts, and those who don't care are dragged over to play by those who don't care... Is it like this...

The rules are quite different from the common truth or dare. Some question cards are mixed in a pile of blank cards. Everyone draws in turn. The person who draws the question card can ask anyone a question.The person who is asked the question owes the questioner a favor if he does not want to answer.

The first questioner: Li Baoen.

"Feng, do you discriminate against homosexuals?" Li Baoen asked while tugging at the brim of his hat.

Don't think I didn't notice the strange look you gave Mamon.

"Hehe, of course I don't discriminate." Feng still kept a gentle smile.

Sparks burst out of Li Baoen's gaze looking towards the wind.

That's right, this guy is also a powerful rival in love - I don't know how many times more scheming than Bell's dead brat.

Well, the one who wins must be me.

Suddenly, Ma Meng, who was confused, asked stupidly and naively: "Hey? Li Baoen, are you confirming Feng's feelings for you? I can't see that you two..."

Immediately, the smiles on the two faces finally sublimated after liquefaction, solidification, melting, and solidification: "Hehehe, you can't talk nonsense." "Do you want to go to Santuchuan for free to die?"

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh~?Mammon's rotten girl's brain supplement was immediately activated...

Second questioner: Bell.

"Hee hee hee hee~! Fengtai, tell the prince, who are the top three favorite people of Mengding so far on the ranking list?"

...This kid needs to smoke, right?right? !

Labor and capital's favorite person is our boyfriend from the previous life!Although the emotion for him has been eliminated now, we have given him the most love so far! !What if the wind is too swollen to say his name? !

For God's sake, let it rain! ! !

well?rain... by the way...

Mamon immediately used an illusion to create a shower of rain—anyway, it just made Futa's ranking ability feel hindered!

"No.1: Takeshi Yamamoto."

Takeshi Yamamoto stiffened: "Ahahaha, what, what's going on..."

"No.2: City Island dog."

All the staff stiffened into a petrified state.

"No.3: Grass wall."

The entire staff is broken...how can we still be thankful that there are no Romario and Johnny...

"Hey? No, when did it start to rain? Sure enough, it was the illusion you used, Mamun!!" As expected of the protagonist, Rabbit Gang was the first to wake up.

Mamon took a sip of the strawberry milk in the glass: "Be calm."

Blue veins popped up on Bell's head, calm down you big-headed ghost!

Hehe, let’s skip the third and fourth questioning sessions—the questioners are Takeshi Yamamoto and Rokudokoku, and the plot is nothing more than Xiaogong asking do you love me? Xiaoshou said I don’t love it? To tell the truth, Xiao Shou turned his head and added a hum or directly exploded his hair.

The fifth questioner: Haru Miura.

"Mamon, why do you always wear a big black robe?"

"...to fit the setting."

"Hey?" Xiaochun was stunned.

Didn’t Chapter 5 mention it? Why are you still doing this!What the hell is setting? !

"The so-called 'character setting' is responsible for designing the appearance, body proportions, clothing styles, different eyes and expressions of the characters on the stage, and expressing the characters' appearance characteristics, personality characteristics, etc. - the explanation is over." Fran said. .

Mamon nodded: "Well, that's exactly right."

Xiaochun's black line: "...Then why use the setting of the big black robe?"

"...This is the second question." So we refuse to answer~!

"So Mamon, are you really embarrassed to say that you are an ascetic?" the rabbit protagonist complained.

"...=O=...what?" Mamon was embarrassed immediately, "Where are you going?! It's obviously because the robe is loose and comfortable, and the black is resistant to dirt, hey!!!"

You don't need to say anything anymore, explaining is just covering up, we all understand—everyone looked at Mamon meaningfully.

☆, confession

"After going through many rankings, I have a good news and a bad news about the Mary Sue who was killed by Mamon yesterday (this species has been named by Mamon). Which one do you want to hear first?" Futa from the intelligence department announced in the hall.

All agreed to hear the bad news first.

"The bad news is that the woman who even disturbed Li Baoen and Feng's emotional disturbance ability is only in the top twenty of Mary Sue."

"The good news is that the fighting ability of the woman who was instantly killed by Mamon is in the top ten among Marysu."

Oh hehehe~!

↑ Mamon expressed his joy when he heard words such as "disturbed Li Baoen" and "killed by Mamon in one move".

"Mamon, I have something to tell you, can you come here?" Feng smiled and looked at Mamon.

"Oh." Mamon put down his glass of strawberry milk, which he almost never left, and walked to the balcony with the wind.

"What do you want to talk about alone?" Mamon looked at Feng with some puzzlement.

Feng, who had already locked the door, walked up to Mamon, and his smile deepened: "There will be many dangerous battles in the future, whether you are ready or not, I'd better say it all today, or maybe I won't have a chance to say it Woolen cloth."

"I like you, Mamon."

The witty breeze happened to gently brush over the wind's cheeks, blowing the strands of black hair around his face, and his charming smile and slightly squinting under the bright moonlight that was neither too bright nor too dark Dan Fengyan raised her eyes, and immediately adjusted the power of this confession to MAX, restarting Ma Meng's girlish heart in her previous life.

His face was burning a little...Mamon wasn't sure if he was blushing himself.

Taking advantage of the time when Mammon hadn't reacted and was still in a daze, Feng walked a few steps closer and took off Mammon's hood.

Then, he bent down and hugged Mamon, and kissed her.

Pry open the teeth of the boy in his arms, gently sweep the mouth, wrap around the tip of the tongue, and relax a little to leave room for the other person to breathe... Even such a slow and gentle movement still makes Mamon's breath short up.

Now, now is not the time...

Enduring the true thoughts in his heart, Feng took the initiative to let go of Mamon, watching him take a few steps back a little unsteadily.

Now, Mamon can be sure that he blushed.

So because the five senses are too sensitive, kissing is on the passive side, so you are destined to be the victim, you can't afford to hurt it.

"Well, I, this, uh..." His brain froze decisively.

"Well, I haven't, uh...I'm not ready to answer you yet so just pretend this never happened!!"

Then he fled back into the house through a fog, of course, he didn't forget to put on the hood.

"Oh...really, how could it be possible to pretend that something that has already happened has never happened?" Feng smiled helplessly, "But I didn't expect little Mamun to be so shy."

The cheerful wind directly ignored the blackened Libo En who was peeping from the roof, and left the balcony.

And the blackened Li Baoen directly pulled Mamun who had just returned to the house out again.

Li Baoen forced Mamon into a corner, exuding a murderous look all over his body: "Viper, are you going to accept the wind?"

"It's Mammon, not poison... how do you know?! What does it have to do with you, hey!!!" Mammon was furious.

"It's because I have something to do with it. Answer me." Li Baoen took another step closer.

"Huh? This, I..."

At the critical moment when his own life was threatened by the demon king of ghosts and animals, Ma Meng seemed to suddenly understand something...

"Ah... So, do you really like wind?"

Li Baoen's aura immediately became embarrassing: "...huh?!"

"So the current situation is that you love him and he doesn't love you but he loves me?! Then you go to him, why are you looking for me!!!" Ma Meng, who thought he was implicated innocently, said very dissatisfied.

"Idiot, I really convinced you!" Even Li Baoen couldn't help but help his forehead... "The person I like is you."

Even though Mamun was stunned again, he guessed in time what Liboun was going to do after pulling off his hood.

But even if he knew that Li Baoen would do that, he was powerless to stop it.

Li Baoen put his left hand around Mamon's waist, pushed his body into his arms, and firmly locked his jaw with his right hand, and then kissed him.

Different from the gentleness of the wind, Li Baoen's kiss was very domineering, and soon Mamun couldn't breathe at all.Feeling the weakness of the boy in his arms, Li Baoen paused for a moment to give the opponent time to breathe, but launched a new round of more intense attack just one second later.The hand he put on the opponent's waist moved restlessly, and penetrated into the boy's clothes...

So, after the first kiss was lost, his virginity was also used to punish PLAY.

...you really thought it would go that way?impossible!Anyway, I have to save some morals and throw it away later! Hey! !

You must want to ask, with this guy's superb flirting ability, why didn't he guide little Mamun to eat the forbidden fruit?

It was because his technique was so good that the overly sensitive little Mamun was so stimulated that he ran away crying (laughs).

So, how does it feel to fail in this area for the first time, Li Baoen~?

Please make up your own mind: those who are bleak in the autumn wind on the balcony, those with dead leaves on their heads, those who are stiff, trembling, those who stretch out a hand, those who are possessed by Erkang, and those who are Li Baoen.

☆, captured

Originally, we struggled all night about how to face Feng and Li Baoen in the future.

As a result, I don’t know what time it is in the early morning, and suddenly from nowhere, several high-level Mary Sues came out to invade our secret underground base next to Sawada’s house.We also started to work together with others to fight against the enemy with one heart and one mind, completely forgetting what happened last night.

After learning what Mamon summed up, "recite desperately in the subconscious mind: 'The law of universal gravitation: Any two particles are attracted to each other through the force in the direction of the line connecting the centers. The magnitude of the gravitational force is proportional to the product of their masses. It is inversely proportional to the square of the two objects, and has nothing to do with the chemical nature or physical state of the two objects and the intermediary substance. It is expressed mathematically as: F=Gfrac{m_1m_2}{r^2}......' and other academic knowledge" after this method , the battle was quickly won.

Oh hehehehe, so knowledge is power~!

But if you can pretend for a while, you won't be able to wear it forever!We can't keep pretending that nothing happened! !

Why is it swollen? ! !

I'm bored, I'm bored, I'm bored...

Annoyed, Mamun decided to go for a walk in the park.

Then, Mamon, who was walking, was attacked by a guy who suddenly appeared and labeled as the King of Mary Sue.

Then, Mamun, who was in a bad state of mind at this time, fainted after being disturbed by the other party.

Then, Mammon wakes up and finds himself in an enemy prison.

......

Mr. Plot, do you dare to jump faster? !Dare you? ! !

You danced so fast that we had no time to complain that the king of Mary Sue is a man! ! !

Could it be that because the Mary Sues are unwilling to be overwhelmed all day long, they can change their sex at will and become Tom Jack Sue? !Then our scumbag father is also like this! !Right! ! !

There wasn't much time for Mamun to be in a daze.

The situation was grim: his own flame was restrained by a pair of handcuffs of unknown material.

The clothes on his body were also changed into a nasty sailor suit by someone.

And there is the king of Mary Sue and another female Mary Sue looking at him with the eyes of "you look delicious".

"..." Mamon said that no matter what situation he encountered, he could keep roaring wildly in his heart while remaining calm on the surface.

uh...take a deep breath...whew...

Ice-blue half-length hair, deep purple eyes + a coquettish smile than six pineapples and white flowers = this king of Mary Sue definitely has a white character.

Long burgundy hair, rose red eyes + a perfect E-cup and only wearing a tight black dress = this female Mary Sue must be a powerful and unscrupulous product.

"Olison, when can I eat this cute little one?" Mary Sue licked her lips ambiguously.

Before the king of Mary Sue named Orison could answer her, Mamon subconsciously made a verbal counterattack: "Since you know that I am a little kid, don't let old cucumbers paint green paint and think that old cows will eat young grass. Hurry up!" Die, Obasan."

"Hey...that's really not good, I don't want to be taught ~!" Although the female Mary Sue's tone was still lazy and teasing, the blue veins on her forehead revealed that she was at this moment. true feelings.

"Hahaha~! No way, little Daisy, it's not yet time. His sense of confrontation is the strongest one I've found so far." Orison laughed.

"Then, let's talk about your handling." He changed the subject, "From now on, you will be servant No. 21653. Work hard and look forward to your performance~!"

Mamun made no futile refusals: "...what am I going to do?"

"Hey, anything is fine, let's talk about it when the time comes~!" Orison still had a smirk on his face, "Little Mamon, what do you think of the maid~?"

No, we were wrong just now, this guy is definitely less moral than Bai Zha.

☆, work

Cooking is an art.

Mamun proved this sentence well with his own actions.

Unlike ordinary people who hold a knife with one hand, he cut vegetables with both knives.When cutting the knife, it is crisp and clear without muddling, and the speed is so fast that the heavy kitchen knife reflects a white light, which is jaw-dropping.The cut vegetables are just right in length and thickness, which is very artistic.

After cutting it is fried.With a slender right arm, he struggled to pick up a spatula that was as heavy as a kitchen knife and stir-fried. The aroma that moved me to tears reminds me of the sunset, the smoke from the kitchen, and the sound of children running home eagerly with their schoolbags on their backs...

"Okay." He took a breath and put the dishes on the table.

You know, Orison's original intention of making Mamun a servant was to wear down his will so that he could successfully use mental interference to control him.

So he originally thought that no matter whether the dish was delicious or not, he would say that he could not swallow it and asked him to redo it hundreds of times.

But, sadly, he found that he couldn't.

If you waste such good food, you will be punished by God. Is there any...TAT...

So Mamun was sent to sweep the floor again.

Then naturally it was made things difficult.

But the person who made things difficult for him was very familiar.

"...Kenxi? Don't you belong to the Pengo Lie family?" Mamon rubbed his eyes.

"No, I'm Casey!!" The guy immediately yelled out with a loss of demeanor.

Orison, who was watching the show, narrowed his eyes. "Yo, so you know each other so well? Little Casey, you haven't talked about your relationship in detail~!"

"Report, my lord, the younger one is half blood relative to this person." Casey knelt down and saluted.

"So, you have the blood of Marysu..." Orison's expression suddenly became serious, "And, if I'm right, among your superpowers, hypnotism must be very powerful. Great."

Mamon's intuition immediately shouted, "So what?"

"Hey, then you don't have to waste your willpower and then go through such a hassle of transforming you, just go to the contract ceremony~!" Orison had an unprecedented bright smile on his face.

"What? My lord, do you want to..." Casey turned pale with shock.

"Shut up~!" Orison glared at him impatiently, "Go away."

"Yes..." Casey hurriedly saluted again respectfully, and stepped back.

"What contract ceremony?" Mamon's intuition was another burst of alarm bells.

"Hehe~! You will know about it, little Mamon~! Now, go to rest~! You can have fun in the remaining few days~!" Orison stood up and took Mamon's hand. took his broom away, and took his hand.

After struggling to break free, Mamun had to follow him.

"Hey~! Little Marmon, what do you think of these bouquets~? Are they beautiful~?"

"The glamorous corpse is panting and struggling desperately, trying to return to the light for a while longer."

"...Uh, yes, flowers in pots are better than those in vases~!" The corners of Orison's mouth twitched, "Little Mamon, do you know how these flowers are? Name~?"

"Mansa Pearl."

"Ah~! Did you know? This is the flower of hell that I cultivated by myself~!"

"...Next you will definitely say that it is also known as the Bianhua, and its flower language is sad memories, and then you will tell a lot of sad memories you made up, unaccepted love, and died for you My lover, I will definitely avenge her or something, so as to earn enough sympathy and change my impression of you... You are really unprofessional, you should plant a large field of safflower amaryllis. It's more effective."

"......how do you know?"

"Tsk, this kind of childish method, you have read too many comic books."

"..."

☆, eve

Although Mamon no longer needs to be a servant anymore, because his cooking skills are beyond human, Orison still asked Mamon to take care of his food—in this case, Mamon is There is absolutely no possibility of poisoning.

At this time, Mameng has already prepared dinner, and is in the state of meal delivery...

"Dangdang!" Mamon knocked on the door of Orison's office, then pushed it open and walked in.

On the desk inside, two men are doing a certain sport that will definitely make the little friends cover their faces and run away in embarrassment... Since the sound insulation effect of this door is good, it can't be better. So even Emmamon's ears didn't hear those groans when the door was unlocked.

Office PLAY, hello! ! !

What, do you think Mammon was hit by Shock?Innocent.

Not to mention that now his three views have been purchased many times and replaced with an almost invincible version (that's a magic horse thing), although he was just a slightly rotten girl in his previous life, but a slightly rotten woman's heart is also The heart of a rotten girl!What do you think he can do? !The shyness has long been left behind, is there any! !

Oh hehe hehe, of course it's because it's just a little rotten, and he didn't just stare straight at it.

"I'm sorry to bother you. It's okay. I'll go now. You can go on." Mamon put down a few plates of rice in his hands, waved his hands to express his apology, and turned to leave.

"?!" The Tom Jacksu under Orison expressed his shock in astonishment...

"Hey, do you want to play a 3P game with little Mamon~? That's very ~comfortable~!" Orison was not affected by Mamon's calmness at all, and continued his actions while smiling Invitation sent.

"Well, don't worry about it. I have something else to do, so I won't play games with you two." Mamon stepped out of the room immediately, and reminded him kindly before closing the door, "Well, next time It is best to lock the door when playing office PLAY."

"..." Orison's rippling smile finally petrified in embarrassment, and then shattered.

Well, it doesn't matter, at the contract ceremony tomorrow, I will naturally have a taste of you, little Mamon.

On the surface, Mamon, who left the office, did not take a walk around the base as he did a few days ago, but stayed in the arranged room and dozed off boredly.

In fact, he was secretly communicating with his former contractors and Varian's subordinates, that is, Harry, Luffy, Edward, Sebastian and others.