False Mamon's broken tutor
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The moment he came out, he expected the answer: "Hee hee~! Because I am a prince~!"
...It's so debilitating to talk to a guy like that.
———I actually don’t need to show my face, but I still run over to account for the shy dividing line———(This time it’s so long)
You know, not any mafia can directly change jobs to become a cowherd.Mamun clearly understands that only the mafia family where the protagonist belongs and its allies have a beautiful skin.
But that doesn't mean that these small and medium-sized mafia family members of the passerby party all have faces that have been splashed with sulfuric acid!In the past, labor and capital personally wiped out several small and medium-sized families. I have never seen a person whose appearance is distorted like this!So it's a childish threat, right? !
The above were Mamon's thoughts after passing through a line of men with hideous faces together with Bell.
"It's been a long time, my stupid son." ←You are stupid and your whole family is stupid, no except us.
Hey, wait a minute for labor and capital... Is this guy our scumbag father? !
We all wanted to swear at that moment! ! !
No wonder my mother in the diary loves him so deeply, she loves him so much that she handed over her entire family property, and she mutates into a white lotus virgin... It turns out that this guy is all A small Tom Jack Su...wait a minute, didn't you say that only Mary Sue will come through time? !
Hehe, what is the basis for your question?
Just because of his unreasonable face that he is still in his twenties despite being in his fifties.
In this way, are the so-called unbelievable rumors about the Borgrieta family that I found before are all true... Can this bastard's aura really work on most people... ....
Hehe...=_=...Here, let’s popularize the science-bassy gas: a poisonous and harmful substance. The man who smells this gas is confused and can’t help himself. He can’t help but try everything to kill the holder ( The result can only be that the holder pretends to be a pig and eats a tiger to fight back), or just bows to Long Aotian’s jeans, begging for nothing to be the boss, and will be loyal and unswerving from then on; If you fall in love with the distributor unconditionally, no matter what the holder does, you will be deeply fascinated by him. It is normal to chase after him, and even help him build a harem.
"Hey, Namor, you're back? Auntie, I'm your mother now~!"
You he [beep——]! ! !
I'm sorry, I didn't expect us to really swear, haha.
Mother, how sad you are to meet a Tom Jack Sue and a Mary Sue at the same time... (tears) That's right, this so-called aunt is a Mary Sue...the reason is the same as above.. ....
Having said that, so it turns out... Since she is Mary Sue, it is only natural that this scumbag father has not set up more than a dozen harem.
Hey, it's easy for Su, the immediate thing is to find a way to get rid of these two scourges... O(∩_∩)O~... (cough cough, pay attention to the set image!)
Hee hee~!It's the most fun to kill people, exterminate clans or something~!This kind of small game is naturally easy to pass, and it’s enough to set fire to modify the memory afterward~! (←This kid’s paper seems to have been spoiled.)
Take a deep breath.
Can not be done!How can we explain to Father X if we ruined a small and medium-sized family out of nowhere! (So you are not surprised or feel guilty about the idea that you just wanted to bury the whole family just now... The three views have changed again. Who are you? I don’t know!!)
So during the conversation, Mammon still revealed his true identity as a senior cadre of the Varian assassination force, and then Jack Tom Sue and Mary Sue immediately showed the arrogance in their bones and blurted out Varian calculations without thinking. They had never heard of it, and the last family visit ended with Bell killing half of the family in 2 minutes.
Afterwards, XANXUS found out about the whole thing, and said that it was all right to say that this brat Bell was ignorant, but Mamon, how could you let him destroy half of the family?The whole family should be destroyed! !
☆, travel
Hey, there are too many changes in the three views. If this continues, we will really be schizophrenic sooner or later. Sure enough, it is necessary to take a proper vacation.
Since we've never enjoyed a vacation yet, Daddy X easily approves...wait!No, it should be because he was shocked by our behavior of not asking for paid holidays like the original Mamon... It seems that he is discussing the butterfly effect with Mrs. S for the nth time. ...so our money-greedy character setting is far inferior to that of the original Mamon. Even if we pretend, we can’t pretend, besides, there is the big trick of illusion materialization. It’s not trivial to conjure up a few boxes of money. case! !
As for the vacation location, of course it is the only China we are familiar with, so it may be good to miss the hometown of the previous life.
Leaving the bloody smell from the people who were cut by Bell during the task, leaving the disgusting smell of the cosmetics on the "big sister" of Luce, leaving Squalo's loud voice that is always strong enough to break the sky, no need to deliberately The feeling of controlling one's five senses is really wonderful~!
—————I let us ignore the dividing line between the procedures for identity verification and the process of buying air tickets and flying————
Bean Paste Cake, Chestnut Cake, Green Tea Cake, Coconut Milk Cake, Osmanthus Cake......
Egg yolk cake, lotus paste cake, pineapple cake, coconut cake...
Mammon was immersed in a sea of sweet pastries.
After eating western cream products for a long time, let’s look back at Chinese pastries. I’m so happy~!
Sure enough, it is a good idea to go to China for vacation~!
It's just... who can tell us that there will be steamed stuffed buns on Weimao Bakery Street?
Mamon stared at the boss who was exuding a suspicious aura... What happened to the unexpected familiarity?
"Oh? Viper, is that you?" The boss asked first.
...That's right, it's Kaze SAMA.
After all, we are also people who have finished reading tutoring comics, and we have seen Feng SAMA not once or twice, why didn't we recognize him in the first place?How can our brains be so slack? !
Not only this matter, when we just bought pineapple cakes, we didn’t think of Liudaoku when we saw pineapple as before, and then further thought that we must be beaten by him in order to get the plot going in the future ring war, and then we started to struggle. Will the plot develop there normally, and if it really develops there normally, with our current strength, should we fight him back or fight him back or fight him back...
Horse... masaka? !Has our ever-present sixth sense of crisis awareness been worn down by Varian's life where there are crises everywhere? ! !
Hundan, can no longer escape!The collapse of the plot can't be the reason for us to abandon ourselves and degenerate! !We must fight to the limit like Big Brother Liao Ping and this plot master who wants to play me to death to the end! ! !
Feng SAMA took off his sunglasses. "Why are you here, Viper?"
"I'm here for vacation." Well, the pastries we have on hand alone speak for themselves.
"Oh, you can speak Chinese?" He was taken aback.
"Well, a little bit."
"It's been a long time since we met, let's go to the cafe and chat!"
"Okay."
Suddenly, while Mamun was talking to Feng, a person appeared...
Reborn?Why is he here? !
No, not just one person, but also the rabbit protagonist Sawada Tsunayoshi beside him.
The question is, why did the main character of the rabbit become a boy at this time like Valian? !
We were wrong, Mr. Plot, we don’t dare to have any sense of resistance anymore! ! !
☆, invited
When Li Baoen saw them, he showed a cute smile without any surprise: "Ciao~!"
I said you, a middle-aged and elderly uncle, are you selling something cute there!Why don't you wear some Verti chains inside! ! ——Tucao Zizheng holding a piece of coconut cake in his mouth, although he is still in the stage of a good boy, he still unconsciously sells the cute Mameng.
Hehehehe, but finally being able to look down on Li Baoen is really cool hahahaha! ! !
Behind him, a row of Vongola's guardians plus Dino and Romario all came over.
Ha ha... There are too many complaints about this sentence, let's just turn off our brains and think about nothing...
"Feng, is that your son?" Almost subconsciously, we looked at Chairman SAMA.
"No, no..." Feng tried his best to keep his composure, "I only have one adopted daughter named Yiping..."
"Well, as expected, you are here, the poisonous snake. Then, the purpose of my visit this time is to ask you to do me a favor and teach this worthless kid." Li Baoen pointed to Liudao Pineapple, who showed a contemptuous and disdainful expression.
You can always die without a statement tone, can you? !Sure enough, when Bao En asked questions, he didn't need others to answer them!This guy is just announcing "I'm going to let you do this, no one can stop me"! !
"It's Mammon, not a poisonous snake... Can I refuse?" Mammon said that no matter how many times he changed his three views, he still couldn't change his fear of Riboun. It's so sad. Is there any... ...
"That's it, prepare to go to Japan with us." Li Baoen replied directly with a ignorant attitude.
"Wait! I'm on vacation. I'll just teach this kid by the way. I can't go to Japan with you. I still have a job with Varian Kirimori, so I don't have time to be a tutor for a long time!" Mamon Very dissatisfied, so dissatisfied that he actually contradicted the decision of the demon king... Oh my god! !
Who is Li Baoen?Please refer to the following information: Everything that Li Baowen said must be correct.Everything that Li Baoen asked, must be done.Whenever Li Baoen is wrong...oh, it must be that the truth is wrong, and it must be corrected immediately! ——This is organized by Dino.
Leon, who immediately turned into a pistol, pulled down the brim of his hat, and combined with the simple five words: "Do you have any objections?" Mamon's HP value was wiped out.
But this time, Mamon didn't give in! !He exploded! ! !
"Obviously you, the devil king of ghosts and beasts, pulled me over to be Varian's guard—my youth, my life, my love, and my beautiful life full of bright futures are covered in dust forever like this! You know I don’t know how difficult it is to take a vacation in Varian!! Even if you are lucky enough to be approved, if you dare to postpone it for a second, you will be blasted to pieces by the fireball of the BOSS!!!”
Li Baowen's face was completely dark, "Very good, you have backbone." A bullet was shot out of the pistol like this, and narrowly brushed Mamon's face...
"Hey, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
There are only a bunch of people who have lost too much nosebleed and fell to the ground......
Uh, why is she so cute even though she's a teenager... Does anyone have tissues...
In the end, Feng went out to coax back Mammon, who was squatting in a corner, drawing circles and growing mushrooms... Then Li Baoen made a concession, and personally called XANXUS to discuss it , "borrow" Mamon for a month.
Well, everyone felt that Ma Meng's scheming was far beyond what they could achieve, and being cute would make this ultimate ghost give in! ! (You think too much...=v=...)
By the way, in order for Ippei, who is too shy, to make friends, a lively learning environment is needed, so Kazeya decided to go to Japan with Ippei as a guest.
☆, serious!
Sawa Tian Nai Nai! !
At the moment when the door was opened, just seeing her for the first time, the brilliance of a natural and kind mother in her instantly defeated us completely.
Even Feng SAMA and Lu Qie's smiles didn't defeat us so badly......
Let's take it.
I, Mamon, take another oath, and I am willing to swear allegiance to you in the future, Sawada Nana-sama.
"Hehe, it turns out that the poisonous snake is like a child after losing its memory as you said." Feng looked at Mamun who was instantly killed by Nana Sawada and showed a gentle smile.
"Hmph, how childish." Li Baoen was still ridiculing all the time.
Just received the healing of maternal brilliance, and then received a huge blow, Mamon said that he was so tired and felt that he would never love again.
Hey, hey, this world is full of viciousness, enough of you...
Why is there another Mary Sue in Sawada's house?
For the sake of Mary Sue's flood, we will not comment on her appearance: she is just a girl with long hair in a snow-white shawl and rose-red eyes, with a natural temperament.The name is naturally extremely vulgar: Snow Butterfly Dream...
Wow...the original No. [-] Mary Sue contestant, we will never secretly express contempt for your name "Angelina Hedwig"...with this guy My name pales in comparison to the big one immediately. Is there any... Is there any...
You don’t need to check anything, the missing Kurom girl, do you love to spit out bento...Damn...Can you do it with such a cute girl..... .Mary Sue, this insane species, really does not belong to human beings...
As for Jingzi and Xiaochun who are still alive and well, hehe, the rabbit protagonist you are pursuing seems to be disgusted by Marysu... =_=... She really has no eyesight... But if this continues, you It's also very dangerous... Sooner or later they will realize the potential value of the main character of the rabbit...
This powerless feeling is so uncomfortable...so irritated, so irritated, I really want to kill all of them, whether it's Hedwig or Verdi's side, or Snow Butterfly Dream... .We want to blacken...I can't stand it anymore...
"Li Baoen, I want to talk to you, when will you be free?" Mamon's tone was a little irritated.
"Just now." Li Baoen raised his eyebrows, "Let's go to the balcony."
As soon as he came to the balcony, Mamun asked straight to the point: "I checked what they did, why didn't they kill Hedwig and Xuediemeng?"
"Well, I don't see that you are still quite sharp." Li Baoen, who had recovered to an adult state, laughed jokingly.
"Quickly answer me." Mamon was even more dissatisfied, Xiaoxiaoxiao knows how to laugh at you all day long, so why don't you laugh to death! !
"Biyangqi has already been killed, but Coulom has not. She was just secretly sent to Italy." Li Baoen began to narrate, "The reason why we didn't punish the murderer is that Hedwig, Xuediemeng, The girl beside Verdy is not a simple person. They have not produced any traces of their existence in this world, as if they appeared out of thin air."
Hey, it turns out that Mary Sue is so unreasonable? !
"Until a few days ago, a man named Bai Lan found me and explained everything to me."
......what? !
"In the mafia world of this world, there are 7 super-A-grade "Pongola Rings", "7 Mare Rings", and "7 Rainbow Son's Pacifiers", a total of 21 are called 7 to the third power .They are made from the cornerstone of the creation of the world, and they are an important force to maintain the stability of time and space. The checkers face that turned us into the children of the rainbow, that is, Garcafis, is the creator of 3 to the power of 7 , is also the creator of the world. He has been guarding them since ancient times, and he selects a group of rainbow children every once in a while to maintain the pacifier and the world."
"The warden of the Avengers Prison, Bermuda von Wickenhuday, is also a person who has lived for an unknown number of centuries. He is the child of the rainbow who was once used by Garcafes and abandoned. He resisted him before trying to regain the pacifier but failed, so he was deprived of the flame and only the pacifier was left. Because of his infinite obsession, he gained power beyond human beings, and created the eighth attribute of flame 'Night Flame' to fill it. Into the empty pacifier. In order to save those people who have the same belief in revenge as him among the rainbow children who have been used up, he decided to create an organization. Before the Vengley ring and the Mare ring were made, he was from the A certain psychic prophesied that the ring would be handed over to the leader of the Mafia for safekeeping, and in order for the Avengers to monitor 7 to the third power, they chose to establish the closest institution related to the Mafia, the Avengers Prison."
"Originally, our destiny in this world is like this: with the 'reconciliation' between Garcafis and Bermuda, Bermuda agrees to use the flames of the night to maintain the 7rd power of 3, and there is no need for the children of the rainbow , we have lifted the curse and started growing up again as a baby."
"However, all this was disrupted by those women. We all know that there are many parallel worlds in the universe, and our world is one of them. Those women came from other parallel worlds, and they have more power than our flames. Many times stronger, and even defeated the godlike Garcafys. After being defeated, Garcafys' powers almost disappeared, so he fled to another planet to recuperate. The good news is that the power of the women is also Ninety-nine percent weakened, and even most of them are still in a coma; the bad news is that those guys will wake up in a few days, and we can't kill them all before they wake up. So Now we can only work hard to prepare and step up our training to train these potential juniors."
"Wait!! You haven't explained why they did such a thing?" Mamon asked a sharp question.
"...Because they want to [beep—] all the men on the planet."
"...Are you kidding me?!"
☆, teach
On the training ground in a forest on the top of the mountain, Mamon looked at Liudao Mu with a somewhat contemptuous and disdainful face... Well, how to teach?
"Before the training begins, let me ask you a question: What is fog?"
"Illusions, hallucinations. Hallucinations hidden in hallucinations, hallucinations born from hallucinations. Lies hidden in truth, truth hidden in lies, this is the fog." Liudaofengli's face turned pale.
"...Okay, I've seen your essence." Mamon walked unhurriedly to the side of a stone, sat down, and casually materialized a glass of strawberry milk into his mouth While taking a sip, "Even if you are cynical, you don't have to put all your mental thoughts like 'Tsk tsk, you are such a naive, superficial, stupid and ridiculous person' on your face all day long. Being friendly to others can gain a lot of benefits."
"Kufufu, what do you know?!"
"Many people say that an illusionist must make his heart impeccable and abandon all useless emotions—this is simply nonsense. If you abandon your emotions, why are you still alive? Waste food as a living dead? However, I understand in my heart It's one thing, it's another thing in front of others. The most important thing in front of your enemies is to pretend to be a heartless person who doesn't care about anything, and everyone sees it as a toy or a pawn, a companion or something You can throw away yours, and your subordinates can use them as they like. This way they won’t consider finding weaknesses from the people you care about. We have the most experience on this point—the character of our previous identity gives others The treacherous, terrifying, ruthless, cruel, arrogant, indifferent, cold-blooded, tsk tsk, children in the killer world will be scared to pee their pants when they hear the name of poisonous snake. Cough, it’s far away, even if you are an illusionist, you must pretend to be this Faner, but you don’t need to do the same in front of your companions, you must be friendly! You see, the young man named Hibari Kyouya you are pursuing has a better impression on your leader than you? Learn from that guy !"
"Sawada Tsunayoshi? Is he also pursuing Little Sparrow?"
"Don't look at his appearance like a virgin, but he is actually much darker than you. I often use Ms. Sawada Nana's meals to attract Hibari Kyoya to come as a guest so as to create opportunities to get along. Every time I meet Xiaoyun alone Feed it meat all the time to cultivate intimacy, and always pretend to talk to yourself at a distance within Hibari Kyouya's hearing, saying things that are considerate and caring for him... Don't you see these little tricks?"
"...Then, according to your suggestion, what should I do?"
"That young man is so arrogant, so you shouldn't always be so strong. This will only arouse his resistance more and more. At most, he will use the excuse of sparring to create a chance to be alone. You must put down your face and adopt the method of stalking Gentle offensive, while asking his follower Cao Bi for trivial matters in life, he also strives to gain his approval and win him over. It is best to discuss with Li Baoen about how his apprentices will inherit the future generations if they go on like this. If he objects, Tsunayoshi Sawada will never succeed."
"Kufufu~! I see."
Children can be taught!Sao Nian, work hard and strive for 6918 as soon as possible! ! (That is to say, where did this topic go? What are you trying to teach him?!)
"Hey, by the way, there is still training..." (Did you only realize this, didn't you?!) Mamon suddenly remembered, "The illusionist's mental power can only be exercised by himself. I can't help you with this. Let me tell you something else...For example, the momentum in battle is very important. Look at the Hibari Kyouya you are after: arrogant tone + draped The black school uniform on his body can be kept on all the time + he can pull out his abductor to pose fiercely at any time + has a unique and murderous handsome line to bite and kill = full marks for momentum, other people's momentum is completely suppressed by him. Of course yours Temperament cannot follow the imperial style, but can follow the dark style: the speech is unpredictable + there is an elegant and dangerous smile on the corner of the mouth + gorgeous artistic illusion + dark uniform clothing."
"Oh......"
["Degenerate, and reincarnate." "There is only one reason for your failure, and that is to be an enemy of me." "Sure enough, this world is worthless. Destroy everything." "Long time no see, I am back again, from reincarnation The end of the world." "It would be boring if the world fell into the hands of someone other than me."]
+[kufufufu~, kufufufufufu~, kuhaha~]
+[Illusion in Lotus Form]
+[Black and purple uniform and various metal accessories]
=Liu Dao Mu's concentration will not waver for a lifetime.
☆, gathering
Upon waking up, the curse of the Rainbow Son was lifted...
The most surprising and inexplicable waking up in the history of Mamon without explaining it? ! !
"Well, of course the good news is that the third power of 7 has been delivered to Bermuda, but there is also bad news," Li Baoen, who has recovered as an adult, explained while drinking coffee, "because of the need to maintain the 3 power of 7 On the other hand, Bermuda can no longer fight against those foreign women with us, and we have undoubtedly lost a lot of power."
Ma Meng, who is so happy that the whole body is full of small flowers, said that those things don't matter anymore~!Nothing can affect his good mood now~!After lifting the curse, I'm really happy that all my strength has been restored~!
"Garbage!!! Dodge!!!!"
Mamon, who was drinking strawberry milk, almost spit out...
The voice with five exclamation points coming from outside the door is undoubtedly...
He rushed out of the room in a hurry: "Oh?! Boss, why are you here?"
"Hee hee~! I found Mundin!" Bell giggled and poked Fran, who was standing beside him, with a knife, "Smelly frog, you can take off the headgear~!"
"It hurts—the parentheses of the wicked prince, please don't stab ME with the old-fashioned knife—" Fran kept pulling the knife out of his body with a deadpan expression. Come out and break it up and throw it away.
"Stop talking nonsense, take it off for me!"
"Just don't—"
Mamon ignored Bell and greeted Fran directly: "Hi, I'm Mamon."
"Hello, Senior Mamon—ME is Fran—" Fran looked at Mamon.
"It must be a headache to take care of such a brat who is in the terminal stage of the prince's illness." Mamun was filled with emotion.
"Hee hee~! If you talk nonsense, Mengdin, the prince will kill you!" Bell pinched Mamun's face in dissatisfaction.
Mamon pulled Bell's hand away and sighed: "At least Fran is younger than you, so you can't be a little older! Also, don't tell me that you let people fuck me before. It's all covered."
Fran said that as a victim, he has a great right to speak: "If Senior Mamon refers to three meals plus sushi, making sushi, sweeping the floor, cleaning the table, washing dishes, housework, and killing someone by mistake, then help him destroy the body. Help him cover up after destroying traces and destroying buildings—such things, the idiot senior forced the poor and innocent ME to do it—”
Veins popped up on Bell's head. "Shut up, stinky frog! You haven't done anything!"
"...Okay, stop messing around, I'll make you sushi." Mamon stopped Bell just in time when he pulled out the knife again.
"Wow—! It turns out that Senior Mamon really did all of these things—!" Looking at Mamon who was about to turn around and go to the kitchen, Fran's tone added a bit of surprise, "ME thought that was all It was the Fallen Prince who lied to ME—Senior Mamun is really amazing—ME also wants to eat sushi—!”
"It's a good idea, it's not for you!" Bell threw a knife over again, "Take off the hood for the prince!"
—————————————— I am the dividing line after eating sushi ————————————————
It seems that the relatively peaceful life is about to be officially broken...
Everyone in the Kirionello family where Yuni and Bailan belonged, the Simon family where Guli Yanzhen belonged, everyone from the Gabrielone family where Dino belonged, everyone from the Rainbow Children, the core members of the Vongola family, the Varian assassination force and The consultants outside the door are all here.
"Let's do it, Mamon." Li Baoen pulled the brim of his hat.
Looking at the three Marysues who were tied up, Mamon stepped forward and lifted the hood a little, looking into their eyes: "Tell me, everything."
(As for why the hypnotism didn't use a seductive tone this time, it's because since the strength has recovered, it doesn't need to be so troublesome.)
There are also Mary Sues in other space worlds, and most of those worlds have been completely controlled by Mary Sue.
This space world is an exception.The Mary Sue here is too greedy, not only took the initiative to defeat Garkafis, but also used the few remaining Mary Su powers to change the character settings—for example, let the middle-aged and elderly Rainbow Son They have all become middle-aged or teenagers so they can better whore or something-so their strength has been greatly weakened.
It's amazing~!Master of the plot, my admiration for you is beyond words~!I love you so much~! ——This is Mamon's mood when he heard this.
But the facts are often cruel, and Mary Su hasn't finished speaking.
Although the strength of the Marysues has been greatly weakened, they are still very strong. Let alone their own combat power, they can easily capture the hearts of men, so they have dozens of human armies that are manipulated by... no problem...
Wow, go, go, go, go! ! ! ——This is Mamon's mood after listening to everything.
☆, results
"In the future, I will definitely reach your realm, master!"
"No, no, no, don't underestimate yourself! My realm is still very shallow. I just pretend to be paralyzed in the face of the enemy, put on a cold face and throw a few cruel words to create a terrifying atmosphere. It's nothing! The way you want to go, farther than I am."
"So, master, is there an ultimate realm?"
"The ultimate realm is far beyond my reach: to be cute, to be a dick; to be a lady, to be a queen; to be tanned, to be red; to be playful, to swallow heavy flavors; to be dressed as a sailor. Wearing clothes, you can dance with a small leather whip; you can listen to concerts, and you can eat food stalls."
"Oh! It's so profound and mysterious..." (Hello, mysterious yarn!)
"Your current goal is to achieve the goal of being able to play the dead and commit crimes with a naturally cute and stupid face-this will be of great benefit to you in pursuing Skylark. As far as I know, he has no resistance to Meng at all!"
"Yes!"
Therefore, after the above-mentioned teaching, Pineapple's pursuit of Little Sparrow Project·A was formulated in Liu Dao's brain.
——Start!
Chairman SAMA was molested by Brother Mukuro.
Chairman SAMA's face darkened.
Chairman SAMA has pulled out the kidnapper.
Well, this is a very common thing... Everyone said that they had already anticipated what was about to happen: the next, it was an inevitable battle...
But at this moment, Brother Mu suddenly made a pitiful and aggrieved expression.
Chairman SAMA's attacking action stopped instantly, and his whole body became stiff all of a sudden.
Brother Mu insists on showing off his cuteness...
Chairman SAMA shook the kidnapper's hands.
Brother Mu's wronged tears rolled in his eyes...
Chairman SAMA took back the kidnapper in a tangled state.
My brother's tears are about to fall...
Chairman SAMA slowly stretched out a hand and touched the head of a pineapple-shaped creature in a cute state.
Immediately, the jaws of the onlookers dropped.
What's going on?Touch your head? !What are you going to do? ! !
"No matter what, when this scene happened to the two of them, there was a deep sense of disobedience!! Where are the gentle girl next door and the cute kitten that we agreed upon? (What the hell is that? )?!!"——The protagonist of the rabbit who complained about the vinegar jar and overturned the smell for three kilometers.
GOOD JOB! WELL DONE! ! 69 Sao Nian, don't be careless on the ground! ! !
Mamun's expression under the hood at this time is undoubtedly a pleased face.
Hehe, in this way, 6918 is not a dream~!Since Dino, who did not become the chairman SAMA teacher due to the time difference, has been excluded, the result can already be settled: the main character of the rabbit is no match for Mr. Pineapple who was taught by us!Sure enough, only with our participation can chairman SAMA get married properly (it's muddy)?
No one with a heart missed Mamon's gratified smile that was not covered by the hood for a moment.
...Sure enough, this pineapple's recent personality change has something to do with him, right?right? !The apprentices taught
...It's so debilitating to talk to a guy like that.
———I actually don’t need to show my face, but I still run over to account for the shy dividing line———(This time it’s so long)
You know, not any mafia can directly change jobs to become a cowherd.Mamun clearly understands that only the mafia family where the protagonist belongs and its allies have a beautiful skin.
But that doesn't mean that these small and medium-sized mafia family members of the passerby party all have faces that have been splashed with sulfuric acid!In the past, labor and capital personally wiped out several small and medium-sized families. I have never seen a person whose appearance is distorted like this!So it's a childish threat, right? !
The above were Mamon's thoughts after passing through a line of men with hideous faces together with Bell.
"It's been a long time, my stupid son." ←You are stupid and your whole family is stupid, no except us.
Hey, wait a minute for labor and capital... Is this guy our scumbag father? !
We all wanted to swear at that moment! ! !
No wonder my mother in the diary loves him so deeply, she loves him so much that she handed over her entire family property, and she mutates into a white lotus virgin... It turns out that this guy is all A small Tom Jack Su...wait a minute, didn't you say that only Mary Sue will come through time? !
Hehe, what is the basis for your question?
Just because of his unreasonable face that he is still in his twenties despite being in his fifties.
In this way, are the so-called unbelievable rumors about the Borgrieta family that I found before are all true... Can this bastard's aura really work on most people... ....
Hehe...=_=...Here, let’s popularize the science-bassy gas: a poisonous and harmful substance. The man who smells this gas is confused and can’t help himself. He can’t help but try everything to kill the holder ( The result can only be that the holder pretends to be a pig and eats a tiger to fight back), or just bows to Long Aotian’s jeans, begging for nothing to be the boss, and will be loyal and unswerving from then on; If you fall in love with the distributor unconditionally, no matter what the holder does, you will be deeply fascinated by him. It is normal to chase after him, and even help him build a harem.
"Hey, Namor, you're back? Auntie, I'm your mother now~!"
You he [beep——]! ! !
I'm sorry, I didn't expect us to really swear, haha.
Mother, how sad you are to meet a Tom Jack Sue and a Mary Sue at the same time... (tears) That's right, this so-called aunt is a Mary Sue...the reason is the same as above.. ....
Having said that, so it turns out... Since she is Mary Sue, it is only natural that this scumbag father has not set up more than a dozen harem.
Hey, it's easy for Su, the immediate thing is to find a way to get rid of these two scourges... O(∩_∩)O~... (cough cough, pay attention to the set image!)
Hee hee~!It's the most fun to kill people, exterminate clans or something~!This kind of small game is naturally easy to pass, and it’s enough to set fire to modify the memory afterward~! (←This kid’s paper seems to have been spoiled.)
Take a deep breath.
Can not be done!How can we explain to Father X if we ruined a small and medium-sized family out of nowhere! (So you are not surprised or feel guilty about the idea that you just wanted to bury the whole family just now... The three views have changed again. Who are you? I don’t know!!)
So during the conversation, Mammon still revealed his true identity as a senior cadre of the Varian assassination force, and then Jack Tom Sue and Mary Sue immediately showed the arrogance in their bones and blurted out Varian calculations without thinking. They had never heard of it, and the last family visit ended with Bell killing half of the family in 2 minutes.
Afterwards, XANXUS found out about the whole thing, and said that it was all right to say that this brat Bell was ignorant, but Mamon, how could you let him destroy half of the family?The whole family should be destroyed! !
☆, travel
Hey, there are too many changes in the three views. If this continues, we will really be schizophrenic sooner or later. Sure enough, it is necessary to take a proper vacation.
Since we've never enjoyed a vacation yet, Daddy X easily approves...wait!No, it should be because he was shocked by our behavior of not asking for paid holidays like the original Mamon... It seems that he is discussing the butterfly effect with Mrs. S for the nth time. ...so our money-greedy character setting is far inferior to that of the original Mamon. Even if we pretend, we can’t pretend, besides, there is the big trick of illusion materialization. It’s not trivial to conjure up a few boxes of money. case! !
As for the vacation location, of course it is the only China we are familiar with, so it may be good to miss the hometown of the previous life.
Leaving the bloody smell from the people who were cut by Bell during the task, leaving the disgusting smell of the cosmetics on the "big sister" of Luce, leaving Squalo's loud voice that is always strong enough to break the sky, no need to deliberately The feeling of controlling one's five senses is really wonderful~!
—————I let us ignore the dividing line between the procedures for identity verification and the process of buying air tickets and flying————
Bean Paste Cake, Chestnut Cake, Green Tea Cake, Coconut Milk Cake, Osmanthus Cake......
Egg yolk cake, lotus paste cake, pineapple cake, coconut cake...
Mammon was immersed in a sea of sweet pastries.
After eating western cream products for a long time, let’s look back at Chinese pastries. I’m so happy~!
Sure enough, it is a good idea to go to China for vacation~!
It's just... who can tell us that there will be steamed stuffed buns on Weimao Bakery Street?
Mamon stared at the boss who was exuding a suspicious aura... What happened to the unexpected familiarity?
"Oh? Viper, is that you?" The boss asked first.
...That's right, it's Kaze SAMA.
After all, we are also people who have finished reading tutoring comics, and we have seen Feng SAMA not once or twice, why didn't we recognize him in the first place?How can our brains be so slack? !
Not only this matter, when we just bought pineapple cakes, we didn’t think of Liudaoku when we saw pineapple as before, and then further thought that we must be beaten by him in order to get the plot going in the future ring war, and then we started to struggle. Will the plot develop there normally, and if it really develops there normally, with our current strength, should we fight him back or fight him back or fight him back...
Horse... masaka? !Has our ever-present sixth sense of crisis awareness been worn down by Varian's life where there are crises everywhere? ! !
Hundan, can no longer escape!The collapse of the plot can't be the reason for us to abandon ourselves and degenerate! !We must fight to the limit like Big Brother Liao Ping and this plot master who wants to play me to death to the end! ! !
Feng SAMA took off his sunglasses. "Why are you here, Viper?"
"I'm here for vacation." Well, the pastries we have on hand alone speak for themselves.
"Oh, you can speak Chinese?" He was taken aback.
"Well, a little bit."
"It's been a long time since we met, let's go to the cafe and chat!"
"Okay."
Suddenly, while Mamun was talking to Feng, a person appeared...
Reborn?Why is he here? !
No, not just one person, but also the rabbit protagonist Sawada Tsunayoshi beside him.
The question is, why did the main character of the rabbit become a boy at this time like Valian? !
We were wrong, Mr. Plot, we don’t dare to have any sense of resistance anymore! ! !
☆, invited
When Li Baoen saw them, he showed a cute smile without any surprise: "Ciao~!"
I said you, a middle-aged and elderly uncle, are you selling something cute there!Why don't you wear some Verti chains inside! ! ——Tucao Zizheng holding a piece of coconut cake in his mouth, although he is still in the stage of a good boy, he still unconsciously sells the cute Mameng.
Hehehehe, but finally being able to look down on Li Baoen is really cool hahahaha! ! !
Behind him, a row of Vongola's guardians plus Dino and Romario all came over.
Ha ha... There are too many complaints about this sentence, let's just turn off our brains and think about nothing...
"Feng, is that your son?" Almost subconsciously, we looked at Chairman SAMA.
"No, no..." Feng tried his best to keep his composure, "I only have one adopted daughter named Yiping..."
"Well, as expected, you are here, the poisonous snake. Then, the purpose of my visit this time is to ask you to do me a favor and teach this worthless kid." Li Baoen pointed to Liudao Pineapple, who showed a contemptuous and disdainful expression.
You can always die without a statement tone, can you? !Sure enough, when Bao En asked questions, he didn't need others to answer them!This guy is just announcing "I'm going to let you do this, no one can stop me"! !
"It's Mammon, not a poisonous snake... Can I refuse?" Mammon said that no matter how many times he changed his three views, he still couldn't change his fear of Riboun. It's so sad. Is there any... ...
"That's it, prepare to go to Japan with us." Li Baoen replied directly with a ignorant attitude.
"Wait! I'm on vacation. I'll just teach this kid by the way. I can't go to Japan with you. I still have a job with Varian Kirimori, so I don't have time to be a tutor for a long time!" Mamon Very dissatisfied, so dissatisfied that he actually contradicted the decision of the demon king... Oh my god! !
Who is Li Baoen?Please refer to the following information: Everything that Li Baowen said must be correct.Everything that Li Baoen asked, must be done.Whenever Li Baoen is wrong...oh, it must be that the truth is wrong, and it must be corrected immediately! ——This is organized by Dino.
Leon, who immediately turned into a pistol, pulled down the brim of his hat, and combined with the simple five words: "Do you have any objections?" Mamon's HP value was wiped out.
But this time, Mamon didn't give in! !He exploded! ! !
"Obviously you, the devil king of ghosts and beasts, pulled me over to be Varian's guard—my youth, my life, my love, and my beautiful life full of bright futures are covered in dust forever like this! You know I don’t know how difficult it is to take a vacation in Varian!! Even if you are lucky enough to be approved, if you dare to postpone it for a second, you will be blasted to pieces by the fireball of the BOSS!!!”
Li Baowen's face was completely dark, "Very good, you have backbone." A bullet was shot out of the pistol like this, and narrowly brushed Mamon's face...
"Hey, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
There are only a bunch of people who have lost too much nosebleed and fell to the ground......
Uh, why is she so cute even though she's a teenager... Does anyone have tissues...
In the end, Feng went out to coax back Mammon, who was squatting in a corner, drawing circles and growing mushrooms... Then Li Baoen made a concession, and personally called XANXUS to discuss it , "borrow" Mamon for a month.
Well, everyone felt that Ma Meng's scheming was far beyond what they could achieve, and being cute would make this ultimate ghost give in! ! (You think too much...=v=...)
By the way, in order for Ippei, who is too shy, to make friends, a lively learning environment is needed, so Kazeya decided to go to Japan with Ippei as a guest.
☆, serious!
Sawa Tian Nai Nai! !
At the moment when the door was opened, just seeing her for the first time, the brilliance of a natural and kind mother in her instantly defeated us completely.
Even Feng SAMA and Lu Qie's smiles didn't defeat us so badly......
Let's take it.
I, Mamon, take another oath, and I am willing to swear allegiance to you in the future, Sawada Nana-sama.
"Hehe, it turns out that the poisonous snake is like a child after losing its memory as you said." Feng looked at Mamun who was instantly killed by Nana Sawada and showed a gentle smile.
"Hmph, how childish." Li Baoen was still ridiculing all the time.
Just received the healing of maternal brilliance, and then received a huge blow, Mamon said that he was so tired and felt that he would never love again.
Hey, hey, this world is full of viciousness, enough of you...
Why is there another Mary Sue in Sawada's house?
For the sake of Mary Sue's flood, we will not comment on her appearance: she is just a girl with long hair in a snow-white shawl and rose-red eyes, with a natural temperament.The name is naturally extremely vulgar: Snow Butterfly Dream...
Wow...the original No. [-] Mary Sue contestant, we will never secretly express contempt for your name "Angelina Hedwig"...with this guy My name pales in comparison to the big one immediately. Is there any... Is there any...
You don’t need to check anything, the missing Kurom girl, do you love to spit out bento...Damn...Can you do it with such a cute girl..... .Mary Sue, this insane species, really does not belong to human beings...
As for Jingzi and Xiaochun who are still alive and well, hehe, the rabbit protagonist you are pursuing seems to be disgusted by Marysu... =_=... She really has no eyesight... But if this continues, you It's also very dangerous... Sooner or later they will realize the potential value of the main character of the rabbit...
This powerless feeling is so uncomfortable...so irritated, so irritated, I really want to kill all of them, whether it's Hedwig or Verdi's side, or Snow Butterfly Dream... .We want to blacken...I can't stand it anymore...
"Li Baoen, I want to talk to you, when will you be free?" Mamon's tone was a little irritated.
"Just now." Li Baoen raised his eyebrows, "Let's go to the balcony."
As soon as he came to the balcony, Mamun asked straight to the point: "I checked what they did, why didn't they kill Hedwig and Xuediemeng?"
"Well, I don't see that you are still quite sharp." Li Baoen, who had recovered to an adult state, laughed jokingly.
"Quickly answer me." Mamon was even more dissatisfied, Xiaoxiaoxiao knows how to laugh at you all day long, so why don't you laugh to death! !
"Biyangqi has already been killed, but Coulom has not. She was just secretly sent to Italy." Li Baoen began to narrate, "The reason why we didn't punish the murderer is that Hedwig, Xuediemeng, The girl beside Verdy is not a simple person. They have not produced any traces of their existence in this world, as if they appeared out of thin air."
Hey, it turns out that Mary Sue is so unreasonable? !
"Until a few days ago, a man named Bai Lan found me and explained everything to me."
......what? !
"In the mafia world of this world, there are 7 super-A-grade "Pongola Rings", "7 Mare Rings", and "7 Rainbow Son's Pacifiers", a total of 21 are called 7 to the third power .They are made from the cornerstone of the creation of the world, and they are an important force to maintain the stability of time and space. The checkers face that turned us into the children of the rainbow, that is, Garcafis, is the creator of 3 to the power of 7 , is also the creator of the world. He has been guarding them since ancient times, and he selects a group of rainbow children every once in a while to maintain the pacifier and the world."
"The warden of the Avengers Prison, Bermuda von Wickenhuday, is also a person who has lived for an unknown number of centuries. He is the child of the rainbow who was once used by Garcafes and abandoned. He resisted him before trying to regain the pacifier but failed, so he was deprived of the flame and only the pacifier was left. Because of his infinite obsession, he gained power beyond human beings, and created the eighth attribute of flame 'Night Flame' to fill it. Into the empty pacifier. In order to save those people who have the same belief in revenge as him among the rainbow children who have been used up, he decided to create an organization. Before the Vengley ring and the Mare ring were made, he was from the A certain psychic prophesied that the ring would be handed over to the leader of the Mafia for safekeeping, and in order for the Avengers to monitor 7 to the third power, they chose to establish the closest institution related to the Mafia, the Avengers Prison."
"Originally, our destiny in this world is like this: with the 'reconciliation' between Garcafis and Bermuda, Bermuda agrees to use the flames of the night to maintain the 7rd power of 3, and there is no need for the children of the rainbow , we have lifted the curse and started growing up again as a baby."
"However, all this was disrupted by those women. We all know that there are many parallel worlds in the universe, and our world is one of them. Those women came from other parallel worlds, and they have more power than our flames. Many times stronger, and even defeated the godlike Garcafys. After being defeated, Garcafys' powers almost disappeared, so he fled to another planet to recuperate. The good news is that the power of the women is also Ninety-nine percent weakened, and even most of them are still in a coma; the bad news is that those guys will wake up in a few days, and we can't kill them all before they wake up. So Now we can only work hard to prepare and step up our training to train these potential juniors."
"Wait!! You haven't explained why they did such a thing?" Mamon asked a sharp question.
"...Because they want to [beep—] all the men on the planet."
"...Are you kidding me?!"
☆, teach
On the training ground in a forest on the top of the mountain, Mamon looked at Liudao Mu with a somewhat contemptuous and disdainful face... Well, how to teach?
"Before the training begins, let me ask you a question: What is fog?"
"Illusions, hallucinations. Hallucinations hidden in hallucinations, hallucinations born from hallucinations. Lies hidden in truth, truth hidden in lies, this is the fog." Liudaofengli's face turned pale.
"...Okay, I've seen your essence." Mamon walked unhurriedly to the side of a stone, sat down, and casually materialized a glass of strawberry milk into his mouth While taking a sip, "Even if you are cynical, you don't have to put all your mental thoughts like 'Tsk tsk, you are such a naive, superficial, stupid and ridiculous person' on your face all day long. Being friendly to others can gain a lot of benefits."
"Kufufu, what do you know?!"
"Many people say that an illusionist must make his heart impeccable and abandon all useless emotions—this is simply nonsense. If you abandon your emotions, why are you still alive? Waste food as a living dead? However, I understand in my heart It's one thing, it's another thing in front of others. The most important thing in front of your enemies is to pretend to be a heartless person who doesn't care about anything, and everyone sees it as a toy or a pawn, a companion or something You can throw away yours, and your subordinates can use them as they like. This way they won’t consider finding weaknesses from the people you care about. We have the most experience on this point—the character of our previous identity gives others The treacherous, terrifying, ruthless, cruel, arrogant, indifferent, cold-blooded, tsk tsk, children in the killer world will be scared to pee their pants when they hear the name of poisonous snake. Cough, it’s far away, even if you are an illusionist, you must pretend to be this Faner, but you don’t need to do the same in front of your companions, you must be friendly! You see, the young man named Hibari Kyouya you are pursuing has a better impression on your leader than you? Learn from that guy !"
"Sawada Tsunayoshi? Is he also pursuing Little Sparrow?"
"Don't look at his appearance like a virgin, but he is actually much darker than you. I often use Ms. Sawada Nana's meals to attract Hibari Kyoya to come as a guest so as to create opportunities to get along. Every time I meet Xiaoyun alone Feed it meat all the time to cultivate intimacy, and always pretend to talk to yourself at a distance within Hibari Kyouya's hearing, saying things that are considerate and caring for him... Don't you see these little tricks?"
"...Then, according to your suggestion, what should I do?"
"That young man is so arrogant, so you shouldn't always be so strong. This will only arouse his resistance more and more. At most, he will use the excuse of sparring to create a chance to be alone. You must put down your face and adopt the method of stalking Gentle offensive, while asking his follower Cao Bi for trivial matters in life, he also strives to gain his approval and win him over. It is best to discuss with Li Baoen about how his apprentices will inherit the future generations if they go on like this. If he objects, Tsunayoshi Sawada will never succeed."
"Kufufu~! I see."
Children can be taught!Sao Nian, work hard and strive for 6918 as soon as possible! ! (That is to say, where did this topic go? What are you trying to teach him?!)
"Hey, by the way, there is still training..." (Did you only realize this, didn't you?!) Mamon suddenly remembered, "The illusionist's mental power can only be exercised by himself. I can't help you with this. Let me tell you something else...For example, the momentum in battle is very important. Look at the Hibari Kyouya you are after: arrogant tone + draped The black school uniform on his body can be kept on all the time + he can pull out his abductor to pose fiercely at any time + has a unique and murderous handsome line to bite and kill = full marks for momentum, other people's momentum is completely suppressed by him. Of course yours Temperament cannot follow the imperial style, but can follow the dark style: the speech is unpredictable + there is an elegant and dangerous smile on the corner of the mouth + gorgeous artistic illusion + dark uniform clothing."
"Oh......"
["Degenerate, and reincarnate." "There is only one reason for your failure, and that is to be an enemy of me." "Sure enough, this world is worthless. Destroy everything." "Long time no see, I am back again, from reincarnation The end of the world." "It would be boring if the world fell into the hands of someone other than me."]
+[kufufufu~, kufufufufufu~, kuhaha~]
+[Illusion in Lotus Form]
+[Black and purple uniform and various metal accessories]
=Liu Dao Mu's concentration will not waver for a lifetime.
☆, gathering
Upon waking up, the curse of the Rainbow Son was lifted...
The most surprising and inexplicable waking up in the history of Mamon without explaining it? ! !
"Well, of course the good news is that the third power of 7 has been delivered to Bermuda, but there is also bad news," Li Baoen, who has recovered as an adult, explained while drinking coffee, "because of the need to maintain the 3 power of 7 On the other hand, Bermuda can no longer fight against those foreign women with us, and we have undoubtedly lost a lot of power."
Ma Meng, who is so happy that the whole body is full of small flowers, said that those things don't matter anymore~!Nothing can affect his good mood now~!After lifting the curse, I'm really happy that all my strength has been restored~!
"Garbage!!! Dodge!!!!"
Mamon, who was drinking strawberry milk, almost spit out...
The voice with five exclamation points coming from outside the door is undoubtedly...
He rushed out of the room in a hurry: "Oh?! Boss, why are you here?"
"Hee hee~! I found Mundin!" Bell giggled and poked Fran, who was standing beside him, with a knife, "Smelly frog, you can take off the headgear~!"
"It hurts—the parentheses of the wicked prince, please don't stab ME with the old-fashioned knife—" Fran kept pulling the knife out of his body with a deadpan expression. Come out and break it up and throw it away.
"Stop talking nonsense, take it off for me!"
"Just don't—"
Mamon ignored Bell and greeted Fran directly: "Hi, I'm Mamon."
"Hello, Senior Mamon—ME is Fran—" Fran looked at Mamon.
"It must be a headache to take care of such a brat who is in the terminal stage of the prince's illness." Mamun was filled with emotion.
"Hee hee~! If you talk nonsense, Mengdin, the prince will kill you!" Bell pinched Mamun's face in dissatisfaction.
Mamon pulled Bell's hand away and sighed: "At least Fran is younger than you, so you can't be a little older! Also, don't tell me that you let people fuck me before. It's all covered."
Fran said that as a victim, he has a great right to speak: "If Senior Mamon refers to three meals plus sushi, making sushi, sweeping the floor, cleaning the table, washing dishes, housework, and killing someone by mistake, then help him destroy the body. Help him cover up after destroying traces and destroying buildings—such things, the idiot senior forced the poor and innocent ME to do it—”
Veins popped up on Bell's head. "Shut up, stinky frog! You haven't done anything!"
"...Okay, stop messing around, I'll make you sushi." Mamon stopped Bell just in time when he pulled out the knife again.
"Wow—! It turns out that Senior Mamon really did all of these things—!" Looking at Mamon who was about to turn around and go to the kitchen, Fran's tone added a bit of surprise, "ME thought that was all It was the Fallen Prince who lied to ME—Senior Mamun is really amazing—ME also wants to eat sushi—!”
"It's a good idea, it's not for you!" Bell threw a knife over again, "Take off the hood for the prince!"
—————————————— I am the dividing line after eating sushi ————————————————
It seems that the relatively peaceful life is about to be officially broken...
Everyone in the Kirionello family where Yuni and Bailan belonged, the Simon family where Guli Yanzhen belonged, everyone from the Gabrielone family where Dino belonged, everyone from the Rainbow Children, the core members of the Vongola family, the Varian assassination force and The consultants outside the door are all here.
"Let's do it, Mamon." Li Baoen pulled the brim of his hat.
Looking at the three Marysues who were tied up, Mamon stepped forward and lifted the hood a little, looking into their eyes: "Tell me, everything."
(As for why the hypnotism didn't use a seductive tone this time, it's because since the strength has recovered, it doesn't need to be so troublesome.)
There are also Mary Sues in other space worlds, and most of those worlds have been completely controlled by Mary Sue.
This space world is an exception.The Mary Sue here is too greedy, not only took the initiative to defeat Garkafis, but also used the few remaining Mary Su powers to change the character settings—for example, let the middle-aged and elderly Rainbow Son They have all become middle-aged or teenagers so they can better whore or something-so their strength has been greatly weakened.
It's amazing~!Master of the plot, my admiration for you is beyond words~!I love you so much~! ——This is Mamon's mood when he heard this.
But the facts are often cruel, and Mary Su hasn't finished speaking.
Although the strength of the Marysues has been greatly weakened, they are still very strong. Let alone their own combat power, they can easily capture the hearts of men, so they have dozens of human armies that are manipulated by... no problem...
Wow, go, go, go, go! ! ! ——This is Mamon's mood after listening to everything.
☆, results
"In the future, I will definitely reach your realm, master!"
"No, no, no, don't underestimate yourself! My realm is still very shallow. I just pretend to be paralyzed in the face of the enemy, put on a cold face and throw a few cruel words to create a terrifying atmosphere. It's nothing! The way you want to go, farther than I am."
"So, master, is there an ultimate realm?"
"The ultimate realm is far beyond my reach: to be cute, to be a dick; to be a lady, to be a queen; to be tanned, to be red; to be playful, to swallow heavy flavors; to be dressed as a sailor. Wearing clothes, you can dance with a small leather whip; you can listen to concerts, and you can eat food stalls."
"Oh! It's so profound and mysterious..." (Hello, mysterious yarn!)
"Your current goal is to achieve the goal of being able to play the dead and commit crimes with a naturally cute and stupid face-this will be of great benefit to you in pursuing Skylark. As far as I know, he has no resistance to Meng at all!"
"Yes!"
Therefore, after the above-mentioned teaching, Pineapple's pursuit of Little Sparrow Project·A was formulated in Liu Dao's brain.
——Start!
Chairman SAMA was molested by Brother Mukuro.
Chairman SAMA's face darkened.
Chairman SAMA has pulled out the kidnapper.
Well, this is a very common thing... Everyone said that they had already anticipated what was about to happen: the next, it was an inevitable battle...
But at this moment, Brother Mu suddenly made a pitiful and aggrieved expression.
Chairman SAMA's attacking action stopped instantly, and his whole body became stiff all of a sudden.
Brother Mu insists on showing off his cuteness...
Chairman SAMA shook the kidnapper's hands.
Brother Mu's wronged tears rolled in his eyes...
Chairman SAMA took back the kidnapper in a tangled state.
My brother's tears are about to fall...
Chairman SAMA slowly stretched out a hand and touched the head of a pineapple-shaped creature in a cute state.
Immediately, the jaws of the onlookers dropped.
What's going on?Touch your head? !What are you going to do? ! !
"No matter what, when this scene happened to the two of them, there was a deep sense of disobedience!! Where are the gentle girl next door and the cute kitten that we agreed upon? (What the hell is that? )?!!"——The protagonist of the rabbit who complained about the vinegar jar and overturned the smell for three kilometers.
GOOD JOB! WELL DONE! ! 69 Sao Nian, don't be careless on the ground! ! !
Mamun's expression under the hood at this time is undoubtedly a pleased face.
Hehe, in this way, 6918 is not a dream~!Since Dino, who did not become the chairman SAMA teacher due to the time difference, has been excluded, the result can already be settled: the main character of the rabbit is no match for Mr. Pineapple who was taught by us!Sure enough, only with our participation can chairman SAMA get married properly (it's muddy)?
No one with a heart missed Mamon's gratified smile that was not covered by the hood for a moment.
...Sure enough, this pineapple's recent personality change has something to do with him, right?right? !The apprentices taught
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